Massage Parlor Reports

[OhMY08]

Brandon? Is that you? Say, did you ever take your Lambo to Sergio? He really is the tits with those. See you on the links!

Hey Todd!

Just landed the new yatch after the crew (can you say fff4 m!) and I just took the lady out for a shake down sea trial!

And let me tell you, they do shake, an all female crew wowzers.

And yes! Sergio rushed me right in, thank you for your concern! I was having some minor tire pressure issues when taking the Bo for a spin around the Bu. Not so much an issue for me as you know how laid back Iam. It was actually one of the Russian twins that didn't like the ride over those pesky speed bumps behind Trancas market but Sergio had one of those gauges and trouble shot the issue easy peasy!
500 bucks, seriously how does this kind soul stay in business!

An aside, almost got in a little hot water with the youngest twin because the little Italian gymnast I had at my nephews birthday party last fall road along with me to Sergios (you know, to help me with his accent) that day and I couldn't help but make her squirt all over the Alcantara seat (we did see baby dolphins, so cute). Oy vey!

After dropping off the gymnast I tried using her knickers, that she conveniently left in the cup holder (oldest trick in the book).

To mop up her "girl goo" if you will.

Thought I did a pretty good job but once back at Casa Verde the Russian demanded a ride and who was I to say no! Iam a sweetheart or so I've been told on the PD re reviews!

She didn't wanted to drive and immediately saw the stain on the shotgun seat and said. "is that pooooooozy?

I almost freaked. I laughed and said "no, pussy flavored gelato".

Then she freakin bent over and tasted my Lambo seat!

I gasped under my breath, she gasped or had an orgasm, hard for me to tell and said "It tastes like pooooozy!

When pressed and / or caught red handed Iam an honest guy!

So I careful crafted the words "would you like to meet little miss gelato?

To which she replied bluntly "sure! She tastes fun. ".

I smiled. She didn't but shot me a cheeky look out of the corner of her eye!

So you might not see me on the links for the next couple days!

Don't worry I'm either deeeeed or in Heaven or both!

[Crimsonquiggs]

The guy actually pointed out the various AMP's around town and said they pretty much don't care about them. They know what goes on in there but it's contained and not bothering anybody. They'd rather it be in there instead of out on the streets or in the sleezy motels. They drive by and sort of monitor them, but as long as they keep to themselves they're relatively innocuous.

I figure this is the case in several cities. Even in some strongly conservative / religious towns, you can still get a rub and tug without much effort. There is always going to be a market for sex, and at least with MPs, it's off the street and out of the public's eye.

[DGoodLife]

Funny, I was thinking the same.

Along those lines. I'm new to the area and hobby and was hoping for a little assist before I get started and report back. Bedside this site, which others have reliable reviews, TER, them, MPR? I was checking out PD and everything was so positive, fluffy and nice I couldn't believe it. Thanks.

I would say both TER & MRP & USAS (this site) are pretty reliable on information, but you just sometimes have to weed out the over zealous reports with glowing reviews. Most people belong to mult sites so you can tell by writing whom they are and if they tend to inflate rating or not. On TER the K-Gril reports are pretty inflated because if a booker reads it and knows who you are you will get locked out so guys are always giving extra points to keep them happy.

Also it depends on how long you see some of these girls some long timers will get better service then a one and done guy. So always YMMV on reports.

DGL.

And don't let Player lie to all of you he did not have a beer tap in the guest shitter, it was only water!

[BoulderBoy]

I finished off when did Amish again. That look on her face is planted in my brain.

I've never done Amish before? I'll bet they can be pretty wild! LOL Just having fun.

[Stickens]

Been there a few times, line up is always changing. They offer Latina and Asian.

I prefer this place than Atlantic spa.

Good to know. I had a good experience at Atlantic a couple years ago, but I hear it's gone downhill since then.

[TheNoob]

Saw a review for this place on another site. Seems like it could be worth checking out.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/126876

Been there a few times, line up is always changing. They offer Latina and Asian.

I prefer this place than Atlantic spa.

[Stickens]

Any intel on Antonella Nikki or chanel?

I'm hearing that it helps if you speak Spanish. Gives a good CBJ, but she uses a tissue barrier for CFS for extra protection. Also she's under 25, and smoking hot.

[Grimmy23]

I am married to a young Asian and we know many Asian American couples. One of the older guys told me his wife had completed the massage licensing process here in California and was contributing to family income. A few months later I bumped into her at a local AMP. She was JUST a bit embarrassed. Bad boy that I am I insisted on BB FS CIP. She didn't know what to do but eventually caved. Now I see her there every few weeks. Just basic fee for the place, no tip for her. It is the price for my silence. To my delight, the frequent visits have now led to her having orgasms during my oral attention. She seems to actually like it when I visit despite zero tip. Life is good.

I own a legit massage establishment in the area and am very familiar with "licensing procedures. " There is no such thing as a California massage license. We are one of the few states that doesn't have a state license. What we have is voluntary certification, and very, very few of the ladies working in R&T joints have it. In order to get the certificate you have to attend an accredited massage school. One that the state association recognizes, and graduate their program. Minimum requirements are 500 hours of training, but almost every massage school requires more than that to pass their program. Usually somewhere around 900 hours. Then you have to take the National Bodywork Exam which is quite difficult and has a low pass rate.

If you know the type of people who become legit MTs and get the certification (all of my MTs have the certification. I require it), they're not the type who would be giving happy endings. They view themselves as healers and what you would call very holistic types of people. Nobody would get the certification just for the benefit of working in a AMP, where one bust and your certification is permanently revoked.

California passes the regulation buck to individual cities. Some cities require all massage therapists to be state certified. Some cities don't. Some cities only require one state certified massage therapist on duty during business hours. Some don't care. Some technically require everyone to be certified but never check unless there's a complaint against the business. This is PRECICESLY why you see some cities that have rub & tug joints on every street corner, but you can drive 2 miles up the road to the next city and not even find a legit massage establishment. I lived in Downey for a long time (moved about 8 years ago) and went along on a ridealong with Downey PD once. The guy actually pointed out the various AMP's around town and said they pretty much don't care about them. They know what goes on in there but it's contained and not bothering anybody. They'd rather it be in there instead of out on the streets or in the sleezy motels. They drive by and sort of monitor them, but as long as they keep to themselves they're relatively innocuous.

[VinnieJenkins]

Any intel on Antonella Nikki or chanel?

Not going lie, Antonella is very good looking. Nice body for sure. Very limited English and so was her service. Started off asking for her tip upfront. The massage was nothing special. Her CBJ was really good and yes the way her eyes were looking at me while doing CBJ very nice. I try to lick her nipples I was blocked she doesn't like it, started to play with her nipples blocked again, I could cup them and that's about it. We did Mish, CWG and doggy. I finished off when did Amish again. That look on her face is planted in my brain. I not saying it was one of my best or worse experience with a provider just an average time for me. Will I see her again probably not. Is she one of the looking Latina I've seen yes. If you to fuck a nice looking Latina she's your girl. Maybe you might have a better time with her. Also probably when she was only one working today and I was probably one of her clients of day may have something do to with service for me. This is review on another site. You probably know which one. YMMV.

[PlayerN818]

You'all I can vouch for this guy. I believe we live in the same gated neighborhood and might even be members of the same country club! If I'm correct he always sports a slight scent of beaver and beer!

But now. Don't we all!

Brandon? Is that you? Say, did you ever take your Lambo to Sergio? He really is the tits with those. See you on the links!

[CowHead]

Any intel on Antonella Nikki or chanel?

[PriscillaM]

Funny, I was thinking the same.

Along those lines. I'm new to the area and hobby and was hoping for a little assist before I get started and report back. Bedside this site, which others have reliable reviews, TER, them, MPR? I was checking out PD and everything was so positive, fluffy and nice I couldn't believe it. Thanks.

I really do not understand the calculus of private delights. There is simply no way some of these girls are getting the $$$ they want (and I regularly overpay for pussy). There is no way these girls are getting the volume of reviews. Girls there have like 50 reviews even though they only exist for a year, come on man. There are Asians on sawtelle with pussies that are literally on fire from white guys using that shitty elevator that have 50 ter reviews in over a year.

The reviews themselves read like harlequin romance novels.

I do legal work for one of the 100 review girls on PD, so I know the volume she does, but she has been there for like 3 years.

Anyhow, it is as useless as the asshole on here who posted about fucking an Asian AMP worker and making her cum.

[OhMY08]

Along those lines: I married a brewery heiress nymphomaniac with a post coital cleaning fetish. Every faucet in my mansion has a beer tap next to it, and after I do her in any way I wish, she must start cleaning the house and get me snacks. After making sure the current rugby game is on the 120" TV. Life is gooderer.

You'all I can vouch for this guy. I believe we live in the same gated neighborhood and might even be members of the same country club! If I'm correct he always sports a slight scent of beaver and beer!

But now. Don't we all!

[Riptide123]

I am married to a young Asian and we know many Asian American couples. One of the older guys told me his wife had completed the massage licensing process here in California and was contributing to family income. A few months later I bumped into her at a local AMP. She was JUST a bit embarrassed. Bad boy that I am I insisted on BB FS CIP. She didn't know what to do but eventually caved. Now I see her there every few weeks. Just basic fee for the place, no tip for her. It is the price for my silence. To my delight, the frequent visits have now led to her having orgasms during my oral attention. She seems to actually like it when I visit despite zero tip. Life is good.

Blackmail is cringe.

[Domino727]

I am married to a young Asian and we know many Asian American couples. One of the older guys told me his wife had completed the massage licensing process here in California and was contributing to family income. A few months later I bumped into her at a local AMP. She was JUST a bit embarrassed. Bad boy that I am I insisted on BB FS CIP. She didn't know what to do but eventually caved. Now I see her there every few weeks. Just basic fee for the place, no tip for her. It is the price for my silence. To my delight, the frequent visits have now led to her having orgasms during my oral attention. She seems to actually like it when I visit despite zero tip. Life is good.

Hopefully you'll get caught by your wife one of these days.