Massage Parlor Reports

[Dr Willy]

There's a new parlor off E. Coronial. It just opened this month and can tell since there was still construction going on. ... 50 hh 70 hr entry fee. Went in a was met by early 30's short Asian in short dress. ... Got the donation down which was my typical price. Any more I would have walked. It wasn't over priced BO or GG prices but my price that I'm willing to pay. ... I finished. As I got up noticed the massage table sheets where wet. Yes she was a squirtter.

Can't find the AD but its E. Colonial and and Fern Creek Ave across the street from the smoke shop. So new it doesn't have a name yet.

Looking at Google Maps, the intersection described isn't all that far from the former Bora Bora AMP (shut down a few years ago). I'm assuming that "Across the street from the smoke shop" refers to the "Smoke Pharmacy" tobacco shop, which looks to be set BACK from E. Colonial quite a ways and actually has a "Fern Creek Ave" address. So, is this AMP located ON Fern Creek across from the Smoke Shop? While certainly not current, Google Maps Street View is presently showing a building under construction at that site (building covered in Tyvek Sheathing) on the southwest corner of Fern Creek and Woodward Street (1 small block north of E. Colonial).

Thanks for any clarification on this location! ... and I promise not to be a Monger Clown (although some of the girls have been known to laugh at me... or maybe it was my equipment!).

[Wildbill2]

HI thanks for this great breakdown. I was wondering if you had a better location / name for the places you mentioned near the acupuncture and mall / school. I'm about 2 hours away from Orlando so I don't get a chance to get in the area often and learn landmarks well. Oh and also did the older lady at the acupuncture offer he even if standard?

Yea. Place near Asian acupuncture is across from a 711. Not far from intersection of obt and colonial. Mall is fashion square. School is by Lancaster near army Navy store. Older lady seemed like she was open to suggestions. YMMV.

[StevenTNunes]

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[PapiCholo]

I can vouch that opus is not Shalonda. I'm not sure hung mosquito is either. Tbh just sounds like a passionate fan. Personally, I am fan of this place when I could afford it. Prices has since gone up so I won't be able to visit anytime in the near future. Can't comment or defend her recent pricing, but I have always had a very pleasant time and session never rushed. I'm even surprised she has an account here If it's true, since she specifically told me not to leave reviews. I guess people and business models can change.

100% HungMosquito is, well was Shalonda, since she got hit with the ban hammer.

A passionate fan is Yearly Mitch guy reporting about M1 L / his fav Youtube songs, C5 reporting about Kitty Litter, Vino reporting about street walker Danni. Kinda cringey when reading them but they are reports from real fans. HungMosquito was an owner defending their business.

[Abc Bruce]

I can vouch that opus is not Shalonda. I'm not sure hung mosquito is either. Tbh just sounds like a passionate fan. Personally, I am fan of this place when I could afford it. Prices has since gone up so I won't be able to visit anytime in the near future. Can't comment or defend her recent pricing, but I have always had a very pleasant time and session never rushed. I'm even surprised she has an account here If it's true, since she specifically told me not to leave reviews. I guess people and business models can change.

Sorry, but I can say I am not Shalonda but am one of her clients -- sometimes satisfied and and sometimes not as much. Given all the people she is training, though, I'd say this: In a year or so she'll have some competition from some of today's trainees. Capitalism at its finest.

[Steve Pope]

Where can I go for a trip to Greece. I have been hung up on NDS. I have have many wonderful dreams there but never had Greek. Been curious about visiting King but it's a little further for me. Is there any good AMPs on the West side of town. Closer to Ocoee / Winter Garden area that even come close to the big 3 that everyone always posts about.

I would suggest trying Shalonda at the Body Cave, Casselberry. Just don't arrive more than 5 minutes for your appointment and don't forget the 18% sales tax "surcharge". No lube is required for Shalonda's Greece Trip. Good Luck!

[JohnyBig]

Popped into Natural, needed a legit massage to get my knots worked out. Arrived late, 9:15, so was only able to do 30 min for $60. No TS offered and Yumi (older woman) gave me an OK massage, but not as good / hard as I've gotten before from the likes of Tina. No backwalking, kept her mask on the whole time, did a nice job teasing and standard HE finish/tip.

For those Tina fans out there she's no longer at Natural. Looks like the replacement is not so good. From what I know Tina will be at Star Therapy in Casselberry starting around the 23rd. Not my favorite place but might go to see Tina my ATF. If I find out something different I'll post here for the other Tina fans.

[Bjceb]

Instead of spending your energy of what looks like fake accts to shun bad reviews of the service you provide, spend it working on fixing the problems that created the bad reviews. That will fix the problem, right now you are just making it worse.

Just me 2 cents!

Stay safe and have fun!

[Grain 56]

I'm not condoning what Shalonda is doing in any shape, form or fashion, but MANY legit spas charge inflated "taxes" usually hiding them or listing them as "spa fees" or the like. Same as resort fees at many hotels. If you go to legit Spa in an upscale hotel, the spa fees (Generally 10%-15%) will be spelled out and usually cover things like towel / robe laundry, cleaning and sanitizing of the room, refreshments and general supplies. Again, not a fan of this trickery, but as long as it's disclosed in advance, they can get away with it. Check the Spa Menu next time you are at a fancy hotel if you want to verify.

Does Shalonda compare with the Ritz? Probably not, but the Ritz generally won't give you a Happy Ending unless you pay BIG Bucks. LOL.

Grain 56.

Shalonda, As Orange County has a 6. 5% tax rate, either way, 18% is not legal. Not to mention the services that are occuring in the back. I hope HungMosquito is not what your girls are nicknaming their clients. Anyway, I think most people may have made up their mind on BodyCave, so lets move on.

[DarkKnight2K]

Popped into Natural, needed a legit massage to get my knots worked out. Arrived late, 9:15, so was only able to do 30 min for $60. No TS offered and Yumi (older woman) gave me an OK massage, but not as good / hard as I've gotten before from the likes of Tina. No backwalking, kept her mask on the whole time, did a nice job teasing and standard HE finish/tip.

[HungMosquito]

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[HungMosquito]

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[JayFun79]

Where can I go for a trip to Greece. I have been hung up on NDS. I have have many wonderful dreams there but never had Greek. Been curious about visiting King but it's a little further for me. Is there any good AMPs on the West side of town. Closer to Ocoee / Winter Garden area that even come close to the big 3 that everyone always posts about.

[SwampRat414]

Wanted to hit something other than an AMP figured she looked good in the photos had a few reviews why not? Checked massage finder for contact info and reached out. Took a few tries for our schedules to line up, then good to go.

She works out of an office building in a fairly clinical professional setting. Park and head in to her spot. Standard disrobe, lie down go to sleep kind intro. In my dream, I left 1. 6 coins on the deck so we didn't have to talk about it. Yes probably a shade more than she would have asked for, but it was a rough day didn't feel like talking more than I needed to. Besides it is the holidays. Support your locals!

She gave a decent massage, not awesome as some of the others mentioned. I have to admit the heated table was first class though. I'll start suggesting that to the AMPs. Somewhere in the middle, I figured to test things and reached out for some OTC. She took the hints and disrobed herself for a little body contact before and after the flip. She kept her mask on the entire time and was somewhat distant, but still had an enjoyable time with the standard AMP finish. I don't think there is more on the menu that I could have gotten at that time, but maybe on subsequent visits after we know each other better? She has some implants upstairs and downstairs that were decently done, but not my thing. Overall positive review though we didn't quite click on the personality scale some of which I suspect was a nervous first meeting on her side. I was thinking to try her again next time I get tired of the AMPs. I do miss the body scrubs though and she can't do that where she is. Stay safe and happy fantasy mongering.

[RonyBoy]

Sorry to disappoint but no graphic details here. I was looking for body rubs from independent providers. It led me to Tina, Rosie and lalini. Tina has good reviews for a standard Russian finish in this forum and I liked her too. I have been disappointed twice by Rosie. However, I think she is suspicious of me and is cautious. You can find reviews of Rosie here as well as search for her on massage finder.

Finally, lalini. I am bit skeptic about her. This is her link https://www.thedivinemassage.com/about..

I feel she is a legit lmt. She has her Facebook page, nice website etc. Also she was earlier associated with intuitive tantra. I had emailed them asking about " spiritual healing massages". LOL. They had recommended lalini in Orlando but also put a disclaimer that no touching of genitals or sexual release is provided.

Just sharing my feedback. Thanks.