Massage Parlor Reports

[Hey Flint]

Shalonda, As Orange County has a 6. 5% tax rate, either way, 18% is not legal. Not to mention the services that are occuring in the back. I hope HungMosquito is not what your girls are nicknaming their clients. Anyway, I think most people may have made up their mind on BodyCave, so lets move on.

https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/c...--3618008.html

According to this Florida attorney, they are supposed to be charging a sales tax as they pay a sales tax on those services.

[Barolo]

https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/c...--3618008.html

According to this Florida attorney, they are supposed to be charging a sales tax as they pay a sales tax on those services.

https://www.floridasalestax.com/flor...les/12a-1-010/#text=Florida%20 Sales%20 Tax%20 Rules&text=(1)%20 Barber%20 and%20 beauty%20 shops, use%20 in%20 rendering%20 such%20 services.

Again it is illegal to collect sales tax on services that are exempt!

[Big In Japan]

Not to sound like a shill for King / NDS, I have yet another Tiffany write-up for your consideration.

I suppose I ought to try some of the other joints one of these days, or even some of the other talent out of this stable. However, I just can't get enough of Tiffany. As everyone already knows, she's incredibly beautiful and she will go above and beyond to make you feel good. Now that I've been with her a few times, she really has a feel for what I like, and does it all so cheerfully. The total package just keeps me coming back for more.

Today she greeted me at the door with a passionate kiss and embrace, her tits already poking out of her dress. Took me to the room to get comfortable and then we went off to the shower. She was in a very playful mood today, humming, giggling, and even making jokes during the cleansing bits. Then back to passionate mode during the Nuru, TUMA and BBBJ.

Back in the room, she cuddled up to me at first and we started making out. Once junior was standing at attention, she went down on him for more of the fine BBBJ, complete with deep throat, ball sucking and ass play. She then flipped around for 69, and I gave her some FIV / FIA, going all the way down to my knuckles. She picked up the pace on the BBBJ so I responded in kind by finger banging the hell out of her pussy and ass with one hand and vigorously rubbing that clit with the other. That seemed to do the trick as she started moaning and came up for air.

She got on her back and offered me her mouth pussy for some throat fucking, and I happily accepted. Recalling that she directed me to give it to her fast and hard last time, I started off that way again. Not only did it feel awesome, her gagging and slurping noises were PSE all the way. So I was having a blast with that when she then encouraged me to put it in all the way to the hilt as well. So I did, and continuously ramming the head of my cock into the back of her throat felt amazing. She did have me pause a few times here and there for a cough or a deep breath, but overall she let me really give it to her. I was literally on the verge of popping a big one right down her throat when she got up and said she wanted to fuck. Seriously, a couple more thrusts and I would have given her a massive throat pie.

She pushed me down on my back and I was gasping for air like a fish out of water after the coitus interruptus. To be honest, it took a tremendous gut check to keep from spontaneously popping. It was a little frustrating but she was going to make up for it (whether she knew it or not). She slipped on the cover and got to work with the Asian Cowgirl. She let down her hair and she just looked absolutely gorgeous. Alternating between pounding and grinding, I could tell that she was doing this for her. She spun around for Reverse Cowgirl and, working herself up into a frenzy, it was more of the same pounding and grinding. I pulled her down to me, gave her clit a good hard rub while she bounced on my dick and then told her I wanted to be on top.

As we were making our way into missionary, I also told her that I wanted to cum in her mouth and she enthusiastically agreed. So I got on top of her and that little pussy of hers felt awesome. We got into some dirty talk and I started plowing into her, getting worked up into a frenzy of my own. Having almost come just a few minutes ago, I knew this was going to be a big one. I told her I was ready so she bent down and pulled off the cover. I stuck it in her mouth, grabbed her head and face fucked her until I had an earth shattering climax. Cum continued to pulse out of my cock as I worked over that mouth pussy. She gagged a little but kept it all in. She even gave my shaft and balls a proper milking, and like a good girl didn't spill a single drop. I kept on pumping until she tapped out, shoving it in to the hilt and holding it there one last time for a final mouth clean up before the towel clean up.

After the clean up, there wasn't much time left and the doorbell started ringing non-stop. So we just wrapped up with a quick (yet still excellent) massage and chat. She got me a little bottle of water, gave me a warm hug and kiss at the door and I was out.

[Whiskeysours]

I have been a frequent patron of The Body Cave for more than a year. What I do know is that they work by appointment only and that you are not allowed inside no sooner than 5 minutes before your appointment so if you arrived 15 minutes earlier than your appointment time then who's fault is that really? As far as the ladies being overweight, you must have not visited The Body Cave recently as the 2 girls on the site look even better IMO in person and no, they are not overweight. It amazes me how you guys are so quick to bash a place when most of you are no Ken doll yourself. And for the gloves, I have so much respect for a place as clean as this place that's not holding a dozen bare cocks a day or passing out BBBJ like so many of the places guys often glorify. Gross! The owner Shalonda is very sweet and can't see everyone that requests to see her so she hired the additional help. If you're looking for a $40 HJ by ladies who's has 300 plus cocks up them while laying on dirty sheets in another guy's jizz then go visit your corner AMP. IF you're looking for a unique spa experience in a clean, safe friendly environment where you're catered to, I recommend you try The Body Cave.

These ladies can be seen on their website under the "Meet The Team" section and as anyone can from the backgrounds, these are far from Glamour shots. Hey monger, care to post what you look like?

TOURE.

C'Mon now, Shalonda. Enough with the fake accounts, LOL. Guys, if you like being forced to use your credit card to book an appointment, overpaying for average services, getting touched with rubber gloves, and nasty attitudes, by all means go visit this place.

[Member #6533]

Sorry, but I can say I am not Shalonda but am one of her clients -- sometimes satisfied and and sometimes not as much. Given all the people she is training, though, I'd say this: In a year or so she'll have some competition from some of today's trainees. Capitalism at its finest.

Shalonda, this is a bad look. Just stop. You already have a fraudulent busines model (fellas PM for more info), but the way you're creating accounts and continuously defending the body cave is quite comical. It all began with your original handle opus1984. Several handles later, you're at Hauff. Just stop, Shalonda. Else someone will really bash your business model and call you out for your fraudulent affair.

[BuckNastee]

There's a new parlor off E. Coronial. It just opened this month and can tell since there was still construction going on. While I was there they where actually still working on the place. TS was still being built probably check back here in couple weeks. Thats if you over paying mongers don't ruin it just like BO and GG. 50 hh 70 hr entry fee. Went in a was met by early 30's short Asian in short dress. Very pleasing to the eyes. The dress barely covered her goods. Got a room for a decent body rub, had better but was looking for a good massage. She did a lot of roaming and so did I. Did the flip and she asked what I wanted. Wanted the whole game. Got the donation down which was my typical price. Any more I would have walked. It wasn't over priced BO or GG prices but my price that I'm willing to pay. They will negotiate but you have to be willing to walk if they insist on that price your not willing to pay. Moving forward everything was covered cause that's how I play, did not ask for anything other then that. Gave me a good tease as I was teasing her goods, then on to the ground and pound. As I was going through my play with her, the guys where in the other room building something since it was still under construction. Mid afternoon was when I went there. This guy was going at with a hammer in the other room while I hammering her. Every hit of the hammer in the other room, I followed the cadence which was a slow pace. She started to laugh when she figured what I was doing. Then I really gave her the hammer. I heard hear moan softly to not let the workers in the other room hear, I finished. As I got up noticed the massage table sheets where wet. Yes she was a squirtter. She leaked all over that table. Wish the shower was working but she wiped me down with hot towel. She apologized the whole time cleaning me up. I laughed and said did you have have fun. She giggled and said good times. So with that I share this location. Don't be over paying monger (monger clown). Nobody likes a monger clown.

Can't find the AD but its E. Colonial and and Fern Creek Ave across the street from the smoke shop. So new it doesn't have a name yet.

[BillyW]

Seems there's a lot of name changes going on or at least multiple names. I remember a watching a member ask about the super star Yuki and many members giving an honest report. Then there was that one guy with many handles giving false information on multiple pages and areas. But they all seem to be the same report. Strange how some members feel the need to spread false claims or promote fear. Other then the IP address there's probably no way how many multiple accounts there are.

[Member #6935]

Shalonda, this is a bad look. Just stop. You already have a fraudulent busines model (fellas PM for more info), but the way you're creating accounts and continuously defending the body cave is quite comical. It all began with your original handle opus1984. Several handles later, you're at Hauff. Just stop, Shalonda. Else someone will really bash your business model and call you out for your fraudulent affair.

I saw an ad in CL that they were looking for "models" to come and get a free Brazilian shave / trim, in order to have the new providers gain experience. I texted and asked if they needed someone, and I quickly received a reply back from the owner, Shalonda (I assume it was her I was communicating with) to come in at 1 pm. I showed up and was assigned Keyla. Very cute girl in her later 20's, I would guess. Hispanic looking with sexy curves and beautiful face. The treatment itself (shave, trim, post-shave exfoliating, lotion, mask, etc) was very well done. Very attentive and sweet. I truly enjoyed it, but I had hoped for some extra finish, but there was none. I'm perfectly fine with this since it was a complimentary service, and I have nothing but positive things to say other than that. I tipped Keyla 45 for the session.

Afterwards I was called over by Shalonda who asked for feedback. She said that some people had said that the providers weren't "thorough" enough, which to me probably means that there might be some extra finish involved. She was very nice, and I agreed that I would be back again in the near future and schedule an appointment with Shalonda as provider. I will post a review of that when it happens, but I think I will leave more satisfied next time. At least that's my hope.

Thank you Shalonda! I look forward to seeing you next time.

[Bjceb]

Lets call it what it is.

If I go to an AMP and. 60 hh or. 80 and get a horrible massage with no expected service and then expect a tip beyond that you are crazy and deserve the bad press. There are plenty of great lmt's that will give you a great massage for way less, so of'course we are pissed when that happens.

This is what they are complaining about. This place is charging high rates for the service and so there are certain expectations that obviously were not met for whatever reason. Take care of business and there will be no complaints!

Never been there myself.

Stay safe and have fun!

Also Shalonda, $31 tax on $169 works out to 18%.

Are BJs taxed at a higher rate?

[Hauff]

I visited this provider about two months ago at her in call in Casselberry. I think it's her in the pictures. She's short, maybe 5.2 ft, and very curvy. Her hair is shorter than in the pictures. I Opted for 30 min and then I fell asleep at the table. In my dream I had a topless massage with a lot of roaming. Standard finish which was sensual and very nice. 160 mario coins for the experience. In my dream there was definitely a menu, but perhaps slightly pricey, and I'm fine with dreaming about just a standard finish. She has great comms, and can carry on a conversation. The downside was that it smelled like cigarette smoke in the condo, and that could be a turn off for some. Just FYI. With this said, your dream might look very different, but you'll definitely leave satisfied. There aren't that many options in the area so it might be worth a visit if you're up in that area. I might return at some point, but not for some time.

https://orlando.rubratings.com/158752

[RowdyReptile]

Sounds to me like Shalonda got outed as HungMosquito and changed her name to Hauff.

Shalonda. You're either in Or out. If you want to be on erotic review site. Coach your girls up to jack off the cocks after the shave. And ditch the gloves, LOL.

[Amp Forever]

I saw an ad in CL that they were looking for "models" to come and get a free Brazilian shave / trim, in order to have the new providers gain experience. I texted and asked if they needed someone, and I quickly received a reply back from the owner, Shalonda (I assume it was her I was communicating with) to come in at 1 pm. I showed up and was assigned Keyla. Very cute girl in her later 20's, I would guess. Hispanic looking with sexy curves and beautiful face. The treatment itself (shave, trim, post-shave exfoliating, lotion, mask, etc) was very well done. Very attentive and sweet. I truly enjoyed it, but I had hoped for some extra finish, but there was none. I'm perfectly fine with this since it was a complimentary service, and I have nothing but positive things to say other than that. I tipped Keyla 45 for the session.

Afterwards I was called over by Shalonda who asked for feedback. She said that some people had said that the providers weren't "thorough" enough, which to me probably means that there might be some extra finish involved. She was very nice, and I agreed that I would be back again in the near future and schedule an appointment with Shalonda as provider. I will post a review of that when it happens, but I think I will leave more satisfied next time. At least that's my hope.

Thank you Shalonda! I look forward to seeing you next time.

Sounds to me like Shalonda got outed as HungMosquito and changed her name to Hauff.

[Sombrero Gato]

Tg spa: in Winter Park near popular BBQ place. Off the main road. Solid place. Clean. Good to great massage with good to great ending. Not FS but not into that. Ladies are tad older but look good and great attitude. Always recommend.

Down street from Asian acupuncture: could be good with new talent whenever they get it. Nice rear entrance to building. Older lady tries hard. YMMV.

Aa massage. Good place rear entrance. Sometime younger provider who may or may not perform well. Repeat once in awhile.

Off obt in strip mall by a private Catholic school. Fun place. Fun hot girls. Lots of fun here. Repeat. Not sure name. Could be magic or at least close by there.

Blue sky? By 4 and Fairbanks. Older lady. Thin. Good massage. Standard but good finish. Might go back.

Orchid. Off colonial by the mall. Older ladies. Nice discreet entrance. Good massage. Standard ending. YMMV.

Milk. Semi attractive lady. Highly visible entrance off main Street. Doubt I'd go back for this reason. Good time overall thogh. She was very nice and aimed to please.

Sakura. By you good place. Ladies somewhat attractive but all give great massage. Standard ending with enthusiasm. Would repeat.

HI thanks for this great breakdown. I was wondering if you had a better location / name for the places you mentioned near the acupuncture and mall / school. I'm about 2 hours away from Orlando so I don't get a chance to get in the area often and learn landmarks well. Oh and also did the older lady at the acupuncture offer he even if standard?

[Hauff]

I saw an ad in CL that they were looking for "models" to come and get a free Brazilian shave / trim, in order to have the new providers gain experience. I texted and asked if they needed someone, and I quickly received a reply back from the owner, Shalonda (I assume it was her I was communicating with) to come in at 1 pm. I showed up and was assigned Keyla. Very cute girl in her later 20's, I would guess. Hispanic looking with sexy curves and beautiful face. The treatment itself (shave, trim, post-shave exfoliating, lotion, mask, etc) was very well done. Very attentive and sweet. I truly enjoyed it, but I had hoped for some extra finish, but there was none. I'm perfectly fine with this since it was a complimentary service, and I have nothing but positive things to say other than that. I tipped Keyla 45 for the session.

Afterwards I was called over by Shalonda who asked for feedback. She said that some people had said that the providers weren't "thorough" enough, which to me probably means that there might be some extra finish involved. She was very nice, and I agreed that I would be back again in the near future and schedule an appointment with Shalonda as provider. I will post a review of that when it happens, but I think I will leave more satisfied next time. At least that's my hope.

Thank you Shalonda! I look forward to seeing you next time.

[Hey Flint]

Also Shalonda, $31 tax on $169 works out to 18%.

Are BJs taxed at a higher rate?

Hi Shalonda! I've never been to your establishment but you are very good at talking it up and defending it. Just be more discrete about it. Love you, talk to you soon. <3.