Massage Parlor Reports

**CreamPieSeeker** · 12-19-20 07:59

Went back to this place yesterday. Person that greeted me was over 40 and not attractive. I asked if there was another person and she said no. I left.

**FilltRich** · 12-19-20 06:25

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

I was determined to finally check out at least one of the AMPs on the west side wish list I'd assembled thanks to reports from you gents. I had done some recon phone calls in the past, to help narrow options down by, among other things, whether they accept credit cards.

The plan was to get a session with the angel LaLa, and when I got there, she was free, dressed for fun, and ready to lead me right to a table. But when I pulled out the card, she said cash only today and told me about the closest ATM. "Okay," I said and left because my available funds are not accessible that way. So I decided to check into a Lucky little spot on Cornell where I'd heard there might be a pretty, young thing who may or may not be an option. Went in and, while the only person in there wasn't what my fingers were crossed for, she was nicely built and her clothes were almost falling off her. But again, no credit card today. WTF is going on? Is there a global glitch in the Visa system?

Not wanting to waste the pill I'd already taken earlier in the morning, my next stop was EZ to find nearby. Two women welcomed me in, both a bit older than I prefer but still not worth turning down. I don't have time at the moment for a full play by play but after a 15 minute wait, the older looking lady did my massage, negotiated BBBJ for tip of. 8 and performed masterfully. Oddly, she handed me off to the other girl for the last 5 minutes of the session and she teased the man pouch a bit and told me next time she'll give me a "number one good massage. " So, fantastic mouth action from one lady and some free bonus twiddling from the other for the surprise two-fer.

I'll be back.

Hey sorry, new to the area, where is this exactly? I've tried searching LaLa massage but nothing comes up. I was going to hit up Blue Rose but have decided against it after recent reviews. Appreciate the info!

**Drex Diggler2** · 12-19-20 05:14

Originally Posted by PapaBearDied [View Original Post]

I'm new here and need suggestions on good FS AMPs in the area. They also need to be accepting of overweight people which I've noticed in the past some aren't.

I am overweight, and have only had a problem once, and that was a couple years ago. Not sure if I am just lucky, but Some of the ladies I have had fun with would rank a 8-9 for me on looks. Those ones treated me great. Maybe it is how I treat them, I am not sure, as I am not a heavy tipper LOL.

**NoFearToTry** · 12-18-20 22:46

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

I was determined to finally check out at least one of the AMPs on the west side wish list I'd assembled thanks to reports from you gents. I had done some recon phone calls in the past, to help narrow options down by, among other things, whether they accept credit cards.

The plan was to get a session with the angel LaLa, and when I got there, she was free, dressed for fun, and ready to lead me right to a table. But when I pulled out the card, she said cash only today and told me about the closest ATM. "Okay," I said and left because my available funds are not accessible that way. So I decided to check into a Lucky little spot on Cornell where I'd heard there might be a pretty, young thing who may or may not be an option. Went in and, while the only person in there wasn't what my fingers were crossed for, she was nicely built and her clothes were almost falling off her. But again, no credit card today. WTF is going on? Is there a global glitch in the Visa system?

Not wanting to waste the pill I'd already taken earlier in the morning, my next stop was EZ to find nearby. Two women welcomed me in, both a bit older than I prefer but still not worth turning down. I don't have time at the moment for a full play by play but after a 15 minute wait, the older looking lady did my massage, negotiated BBBJ for tip of. 8 and performed masterfully. Oddly, she handed me off to the other girl for the last 5 minutes of the session and she teased the man pouch a bit and told me next time she'll give me a "number one good massage. " So, fantastic mouth action from one lady and some free bonus twiddling from the other for the surprise two-fer.

I'll be back.

In regards to the stop for lala, I was there within the last week also she was cash only when I stopped as well. Now for those whom have not stopped she said she is 28 is I recall correctly, tall slender and dressed lightly, to me I think she is more like 35 ish to no more than 40 , and attractive. Paid for the hour got about 20 min in before the flip time as she directed, 2 for the full meal was the quote, uhm no thanks, came to 1. 4 , was another lip service option as well don't remember the number, went for the handy deal. Wanted 6 tipped 4 , although was not discussed during.

Was barely 40 minutes and she called it an hour, uhm ok so I'm not remorseful for the 4 tip. Her hands are soft she rolls well all over your back side knows the activities and the game well. On another note she didn't like the tip and had expressed that, so take it for what's it worth guys. There was another gent walked in had not seen her before as well and she said she had been there about a month. I have family nearby so I stopped when I seen a change of vehicles in the parking lot.

Good luck guys be safe all.

**Amp Guide** · 12-18-20 19:31

Its all up to you. Some places are most are not. Pretty hard to get it fast on first visit. Depending on a few things. THe more $$$ loosen up the girls more. No real recommendations as they places change girls so frequently. Read thru the last 12 or so pages to gather up the latest Intel. They do seem a little more desperate for money as Chineese flu has slowed the income stream down I am sure. But remember We are supporting China which in tern supports Joe's son H you and T E are LOL Thought you all could use a laugh.

I will hit my last place up again tonight after work I hope. She was sweet and pretty good looking. Way above average.

Happy days. Keep up the great reports people. Information is vital.

**Phantxtc** · 12-18-20 18:22

I was determined to finally check out at least one of the AMPs on the west side wish list I'd assembled thanks to reports from you gents. I had done some recon phone calls in the past, to help narrow options down by, among other things, whether they accept credit cards.

The plan was to get a session with the angel LaLa, and when I got there, she was free, dressed for fun, and ready to lead me right to a table. But when I pulled out the card, she said cash only today and told me about the closest ATM. "Okay," I said and left because my available funds are not accessible that way. So I decided to check into a Lucky little spot on Cornell where I'd heard there might be a pretty, young thing who may or may not be an option. Went in and, while the only person in there wasn't what my fingers were crossed for, she was nicely built and her clothes were almost falling off her. But again, no credit card today. WTF is going on? Is there a global glitch in the Visa system?

Not wanting to waste the pill I'd already taken earlier in the morning, my next stop was EZ to find nearby. Two women welcomed me in, both a bit older than I prefer but still not worth turning down. I don't have time at the moment for a full play by play but after a 15 minute wait, the older looking lady did my massage, negotiated BBBJ for tip of. 8 and performed masterfully. Oddly, she handed me off to the other girl for the last 5 minutes of the session and she teased the man pouch a bit and told me next time she'll give me a "number one good massage. " So, fantastic mouth action from one lady and some free bonus twiddling from the other for the surprise two-fer.

I'll be back.

**PapaBearDied** · 12-18-20 16:16

I'm new here and need suggestions on good FS AMPs in the area. They also need to be accepting of overweight people which I've noticed in the past some aren't.

**Gordita Lover** · 12-18-20 05:04

Disappointing to hear Blue Sky has gone downhill. Friend and I went several months back before Covid lockdowns and had a great time. I think I paid 60 for the massage and another 40 for HJ with a lot of extras. Got an ok half hour of massage before the real fun started. Friend got less of a massage, but loved the extras. Both girls were definitely hotter than any others I've seen at AMPs in the Portland metro and I've been to a lot, mostly for just the massage, not the extra fun. His girl was probably even hotter than mine, but mine was really playful. I've been eager to get back but waiting until things settled with Covid. Not sure I'll go back now. There are so many new places, probably be more fun just to try a new place out than get the hard sell when I could just grab a girl off * with all the services spelled out for no more expensive.

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

Recent visit with CiCi. Beautiful and young. So, yes, it was TGTBT. Her attempt at a massage was pathetic. No oil, no lotion. Just tiny little pinches all over the back. After about 10 minutes, told me to flip and grabbed the junk. Let me pull down her top which revealed awesome tits. Then the bullshit kicked in. As she's stroking, she lets me know that she wants a buck / sixty for a simple HJ. She thought the fact that she would rub it against her tits was worthy of the extra. I let her know that I only put up the standard rate for HJ (.4) and she couldn't believe that I didn't think she was worth her asking price. I told her that her asking price is more than I pay for BBFS at her competitors, but that I was willing to go that high with her if she matched her competitors' services. As usual, the fact that she wanted to argue about the tip was a complete turnoff so I eventually just told her to forget it and finish the "massage". She rubbed my feet for another 5 minutes and said "done". Paid for an hour and got 15 minutes of lame service plus 20 minutes of arguing. YMMV with her, but be warned. She definitely thinks she's pretty enough to trick old men out of their money.

**PdxMazn** · 12-17-20 21:09

1st off thanks why'll been lurking on here a long time and hit up a ton of places over the years but had little luck. Over the last few weeks I hit up the 3 mention AMPs and here my report.

Was the best HE the massage was ok and def not worth paying for 90 or even 60 mins.

Sports was all hush hush don't post anything about them but they had the best massage, ending was ok. Their price also includes table shower so if you're interested in getting one tell them when they start the massage.

And Mandy was soso all around I think they had a slightly more attractive girls but mine didn't speak as much English as the other 2 places and so I failed in getting the ending I wanted (tipped for). Massage was ok she said it was hard and asked me a couple of times if I was ok. I barely felt it still a nice body rub. Also had to wait 20 mins naked in a room and she left in the middle of the massage like 5 or6 times. I think the other gal working was more attractive so I may try again be for writing them completely off.

So Sandy was the only one that was on par with what I exp before and the other 2 was a nice upgrade.

**Benson008** · 12-16-20 00:52

Originally Posted by SnAppleMgfm [View Original Post]

Yeah, went there a while back (left the only review there on RM), very legit unfortunately. If it was Sunny, she wasn't too shy when it comes to the massage though; she definitely had the goods uncovered at one point, on back and flip. Didn't ever brush the boys or tease, but did end up massaging between the shaft and my leg (it was hard up against my thigh, didn't move it or massage around, just pushed against it).

Damn shame. She's such a mom-next-door vibe. Maybe going enough times will open her up, but the covers make it hard to do so. Straight up blankets on the table. Usually if I get cover, I try to say that it's too hot, and they lighten up on it.

Her name started with a V. She said she was 1 of 3 working there. I think she said she was 31 and was reasonably attractive from what was revealed around the mask and her garments.

**SnAppleMgfm** · 12-15-20 19:33

Yeah, went there a while back (left the only review there on RM), very legit unfortunately. If it was Sunny, she wasn't too shy when it comes to the massage though; she definitely had the goods uncovered at one point, on back and flip. Didn't ever brush the boys or tease, but did end up massaging between the shaft and my leg (it was hard up against my thigh, didn't move it or massage around, just pushed against it).

Damn shame. She's such a mom-next-door vibe. Maybe going enough times will open her up, but the covers make it hard to do so. Straight up blankets on the table. Usually if I get cover, I try to say that it's too hot, and they lighten up on it.

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

They open early and I was first in. She was a reasonably attractive 31 YO wearing pants and a knit top. She wore her mask and so did I. The massage was 60 for the hour and I got a full hour. The table was made like a bed, as I lay uncovered waiting for her she enters covering me up to my neck. She said the place has been open for a couple of months and I don't know how I missed it although it is not street obvious. I found the massage to be medium firm and hot stones were included. Just before the flip she walked all over me with the heals of her hands and knees working in deep pressure. I will give her an 8 or a 9 on the massage and let you know there was not a tease or a hint that more was available. She said she is 1 of 3 working there all at different times of the day.

**Abkbk** · 12-15-20 14:33

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

I stopped there over the weekend as well friendly greeting in front but the aroma from next door was a little strong, I did not stay gave me the vibe as legit.

I stopped by a few weeks ago when they first opened and got the hint the place was legit. Only checked the place out but the aroma from next door is a little strong. Funny thing is a few years ago that building was a test lab where I had to go to for a drug test required by a temp agency I was trying to find work through.

**NoFearToTry** · 12-15-20 13:23

Originally Posted by DrexDiggler2 [View Original Post]

Thank you for checking this place out. I was about to, will avoid for now LOL. Has anyone been to the new one on SE Mcloughlin Blvd? Its a drive for me, but may go if near there, or if I hear some good news. Feel free to PM if more comfy that way.

I stopped there over the weekend as well friendly greeting in front but the aroma from next door was a little strong, I did not stay gave me the vibe as legit.

**Drex Diggler2** · 12-15-20 11:25

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

They open early and I was first in. She was a reasonably attractive 31 YO wearing pants and a knit top. She wore her mask and so did I. The massage was 60 for the hour and I got a full hour. The table was made like a bed, as I lay uncovered waiting for her she enters covering me up to my neck. She said the place has been open for a couple of months and I don't know how I missed it although it is not street obvious. I found the massage to be medium firm and hot stones were included. Just before the flip she walked all over me with the heals of her hands and knees working in deep pressure. I will give her an 8 or a 9 on the massage and let you know there was not a tease or a hint that more was available. She said she is 1 of 3 working there all at different times of the day.

Thank you for checking this place out. I was about to, will avoid for now LOL. Has anyone been to the new one on SE Mcloughlin Blvd? Its a drive for me, but may go if near there, or if I hear some good news. Feel free to PM if more comfy that way.

**Benson008** · 12-15-20 09:06

They open early and I was first in. She was a reasonably attractive 31 YO wearing pants and a knit top. She wore her mask and so did I. The massage was 60 for the hour and I got a full hour. The table was made like a bed, as I lay uncovered waiting for her she enters covering me up to my neck. She said the place has been open for a couple of months and I don't know how I missed it although it is not street obvious. I found the massage to be medium firm and hot stones were included. Just before the flip she walked all over me with the heals of her hands and knees working in deep pressure. I will give her an 8 or a 9 on the massage and let you know there was not a tease or a hint that more was available. She said she is 1 of 3 working there all at different times of the day.