Massage Parlor Reports

**Phantxtc** · 12-18-20 18:22

I was determined to finally check out at least one of the AMPs on the west side wish list I'd assembled thanks to reports from you gents. I had done some recon phone calls in the past, to help narrow options down by, among other things, whether they accept credit cards.

The plan was to get a session with the angel LaLa, and when I got there, she was free, dressed for fun, and ready to lead me right to a table. But when I pulled out the card, she said cash only today and told me about the closest ATM. "Okay," I said and left because my available funds are not accessible that way. So I decided to check into a Lucky little spot on Cornell where I'd heard there might be a pretty, young thing who may or may not be an option. Went in and, while the only person in there wasn't what my fingers were crossed for, she was nicely built and her clothes were almost falling off her. But again, no credit card today. WTF is going on? Is there a global glitch in the Visa system?

Not wanting to waste the pill I'd already taken earlier in the morning, my next stop was EZ to find nearby. Two women welcomed me in, both a bit older than I prefer but still not worth turning down. I don't have time at the moment for a full play by play but after a 15 minute wait, the older looking lady did my massage, negotiated BBBJ for tip of. 8 and performed masterfully. Oddly, she handed me off to the other girl for the last 5 minutes of the session and she teased the man pouch a bit and told me next time she'll give me a "number one good massage. " So, fantastic mouth action from one lady and some free bonus twiddling from the other for the surprise two-fer.

I'll be back.

**PapaBearDied** · 12-18-20 16:16

I'm new here and need suggestions on good FS AMPs in the area. They also need to be accepting of overweight people which I've noticed in the past some aren't.

**Gordita Lover** · 12-18-20 05:04

Disappointing to hear Blue Sky has gone downhill. Friend and I went several months back before Covid lockdowns and had a great time. I think I paid 60 for the massage and another 40 for HJ with a lot of extras. Got an ok half hour of massage before the real fun started. Friend got less of a massage, but loved the extras. Both girls were definitely hotter than any others I've seen at AMPs in the Portland metro and I've been to a lot, mostly for just the massage, not the extra fun. His girl was probably even hotter than mine, but mine was really playful. I've been eager to get back but waiting until things settled with Covid. Not sure I'll go back now. There are so many new places, probably be more fun just to try a new place out than get the hard sell when I could just grab a girl off * with all the services spelled out for no more expensive.

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

Recent visit with CiCi. Beautiful and young. So, yes, it was TGTBT. Her attempt at a massage was pathetic. No oil, no lotion. Just tiny little pinches all over the back. After about 10 minutes, told me to flip and grabbed the junk. Let me pull down her top which revealed awesome tits. Then the bullshit kicked in. As she's stroking, she lets me know that she wants a buck / sixty for a simple HJ. She thought the fact that she would rub it against her tits was worthy of the extra. I let her know that I only put up the standard rate for HJ (.4) and she couldn't believe that I didn't think she was worth her asking price. I told her that her asking price is more than I pay for BBFS at her competitors, but that I was willing to go that high with her if she matched her competitors' services. As usual, the fact that she wanted to argue about the tip was a complete turnoff so I eventually just told her to forget it and finish the "massage". She rubbed my feet for another 5 minutes and said "done". Paid for an hour and got 15 minutes of lame service plus 20 minutes of arguing. YMMV with her, but be warned. She definitely thinks she's pretty enough to trick old men out of their money.

**PdxMazn** · 12-17-20 21:09

1st off thanks why'll been lurking on here a long time and hit up a ton of places over the years but had little luck. Over the last few weeks I hit up the 3 mention AMPs and here my report.

Was the best HE the massage was ok and def not worth paying for 90 or even 60 mins.

Sports was all hush hush don't post anything about them but they had the best massage, ending was ok. Their price also includes table shower so if you're interested in getting one tell them when they start the massage.

And Mandy was soso all around I think they had a slightly more attractive girls but mine didn't speak as much English as the other 2 places and so I failed in getting the ending I wanted (tipped for). Massage was ok she said it was hard and asked me a couple of times if I was ok. I barely felt it still a nice body rub. Also had to wait 20 mins naked in a room and she left in the middle of the massage like 5 or6 times. I think the other gal working was more attractive so I may try again be for writing them completely off.

So Sandy was the only one that was on par with what I exp before and the other 2 was a nice upgrade.

**Benson008** · 12-16-20 00:52

Originally Posted by SnAppleMgfm [View Original Post]

Yeah, went there a while back (left the only review there on RM), very legit unfortunately. If it was Sunny, she wasn't too shy when it comes to the massage though; she definitely had the goods uncovered at one point, on back and flip. Didn't ever brush the boys or tease, but did end up massaging between the shaft and my leg (it was hard up against my thigh, didn't move it or massage around, just pushed against it).

Damn shame. She's such a mom-next-door vibe. Maybe going enough times will open her up, but the covers make it hard to do so. Straight up blankets on the table. Usually if I get cover, I try to say that it's too hot, and they lighten up on it.

Her name started with a V. She said she was 1 of 3 working there. I think she said she was 31 and was reasonably attractive from what was revealed around the mask and her garments.

**SnAppleMgfm** · 12-15-20 19:33

Yeah, went there a while back (left the only review there on RM), very legit unfortunately. If it was Sunny, she wasn't too shy when it comes to the massage though; she definitely had the goods uncovered at one point, on back and flip. Didn't ever brush the boys or tease, but did end up massaging between the shaft and my leg (it was hard up against my thigh, didn't move it or massage around, just pushed against it).

Damn shame. She's such a mom-next-door vibe. Maybe going enough times will open her up, but the covers make it hard to do so. Straight up blankets on the table. Usually if I get cover, I try to say that it's too hot, and they lighten up on it.

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

They open early and I was first in. She was a reasonably attractive 31 YO wearing pants and a knit top. She wore her mask and so did I. The massage was 60 for the hour and I got a full hour. The table was made like a bed, as I lay uncovered waiting for her she enters covering me up to my neck. She said the place has been open for a couple of months and I don't know how I missed it although it is not street obvious. I found the massage to be medium firm and hot stones were included. Just before the flip she walked all over me with the heals of her hands and knees working in deep pressure. I will give her an 8 or a 9 on the massage and let you know there was not a tease or a hint that more was available. She said she is 1 of 3 working there all at different times of the day.

**Abkbk** · 12-15-20 14:33

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

I stopped there over the weekend as well friendly greeting in front but the aroma from next door was a little strong, I did not stay gave me the vibe as legit.

I stopped by a few weeks ago when they first opened and got the hint the place was legit. Only checked the place out but the aroma from next door is a little strong. Funny thing is a few years ago that building was a test lab where I had to go to for a drug test required by a temp agency I was trying to find work through.

**NoFearToTry** · 12-15-20 13:23

Originally Posted by DrexDiggler2 [View Original Post]

Thank you for checking this place out. I was about to, will avoid for now LOL. Has anyone been to the new one on SE Mcloughlin Blvd? Its a drive for me, but may go if near there, or if I hear some good news. Feel free to PM if more comfy that way.

I stopped there over the weekend as well friendly greeting in front but the aroma from next door was a little strong, I did not stay gave me the vibe as legit.

**Drex Diggler2** · 12-15-20 11:25

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

They open early and I was first in. She was a reasonably attractive 31 YO wearing pants and a knit top. She wore her mask and so did I. The massage was 60 for the hour and I got a full hour. The table was made like a bed, as I lay uncovered waiting for her she enters covering me up to my neck. She said the place has been open for a couple of months and I don't know how I missed it although it is not street obvious. I found the massage to be medium firm and hot stones were included. Just before the flip she walked all over me with the heals of her hands and knees working in deep pressure. I will give her an 8 or a 9 on the massage and let you know there was not a tease or a hint that more was available. She said she is 1 of 3 working there all at different times of the day.

Thank you for checking this place out. I was about to, will avoid for now LOL. Has anyone been to the new one on SE Mcloughlin Blvd? Its a drive for me, but may go if near there, or if I hear some good news. Feel free to PM if more comfy that way.

**Benson008** · 12-15-20 09:06

They open early and I was first in. She was a reasonably attractive 31 YO wearing pants and a knit top. She wore her mask and so did I. The massage was 60 for the hour and I got a full hour. The table was made like a bed, as I lay uncovered waiting for her she enters covering me up to my neck. She said the place has been open for a couple of months and I don't know how I missed it although it is not street obvious. I found the massage to be medium firm and hot stones were included. Just before the flip she walked all over me with the heals of her hands and knees working in deep pressure. I will give her an 8 or a 9 on the massage and let you know there was not a tease or a hint that more was available. She said she is 1 of 3 working there all at different times of the day.

**NoFearToTry** · 12-15-20 01:37

Originally Posted by CreamPieSeeker [View Original Post]

I dropped by this place a week ago and had somewhat okay experience. The woman was not super old. My guess is early 30's and yes, I'm asian and take into account that many asians look younger than actual age. The massage was actually pretty good! As for extras, it was over priced. She too wanted $200 for FS which I declined. I ended up getting CBJ and IIRC, damage was $100 on top of the base $60.

I have been hit with the initial quote of 200 bucks out of the gate as well 3 times in the last month in my roaming about and searching new fun one in tigard, one in ore city / milwaukie and one in portland.

If you hold out they all come down to at least 140 if you still have interest some even less and YMMV.

So don't go wild out of the gate or these places will get stuck on their inflated rates, so someone at some point must be paying it for them to even start there.

I have 2 solid gigs I see for 150 to 200 for the house and all I want on my 1 hour visit and the massage is actually good too.

Between the portland metro area and vancouver there is new ones popping up quite regularly I'm not a fan of the round older ladies so I'm always looking for improvements in staffing as it is constantly changing at most of the places.

**CreamPieSeeker** · 12-15-20 00:17

I dropped by this place a week ago and had somewhat okay experience. The woman was not super old. My guess is early 30's and yes, I'm asian and take into account that many asians look younger than actual age. The massage was actually pretty good! As for extras, it was over priced. She too wanted $200 for FS which I declined. I ended up getting CBJ and IIRC, damage was $100 on top of the base $60.

Originally Posted by Lomeli [View Original Post]

This month I stopped by 3 AMP that I saw talked about here on this board.

#1 My first trip was to a place in the Northwest District near 23rd Ave. I called ahead to set up an appointment at 8 pm. I arrived on time and rang the doorbell. A cute asian girl greeted me and told me to wait 30 minutes. I went back to my car and waited. I knocked on the door again and the same girl greeted me and told me to wait in their lobby area. She left and led a customer out and she led me into a room and told me to wait another 20 minutes. As I waited I heard more doorbell rings and I also heard some noises coming from the floor above my room. After a while that same girl came in and apologized about the wait. She started the body rub which was ok. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and she offered FS for $200. I just took a HJ with roaming. Won't me returning, bit too much for me.

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**TinyAsian** · 12-14-20 18:05

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**RubWanted007** · 12-14-20 03:44

Originally Posted by TekTite [View Original Post]

The mia everyone seems to like in the couve (older, slim, wears cutoff shorts) is at the new place next to double barrel tap room. She's giving social distance massages LOL. Staying as far as possible. I wouldn't recommend visiting.

Where is that? I went to GS but they told me she no longer works there.

**Lomeli** · 12-11-20 23:20

This month I stopped by 3 AMP that I saw talked about here on this board.

#1 My first trip was to a place in the Northwest District near 23rd Ave. I called ahead to set up an appointment at 8 pm. I arrived on time and rang the doorbell. A cute asian girl greeted me and told me to wait 30 minutes. I went back to my car and waited. I knocked on the door again and the same girl greeted me and told me to wait in their lobby area. She left and led a customer out and she led me into a room and told me to wait another 20 minutes. As I waited I heard more doorbell rings and I also heard some noises coming from the floor above my room. After a while that same girl came in and apologized about the wait. She started the body rub which was ok. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and she offered FS for $200. I just took a HJ with roaming. Won't me returning, bit too much for me.

#2 My next visit was to a spot near Sunset Strip. Called ahead again and arrived around 8:30 pm. The outdoor shopping strip this place is located in was pretty deserted when I arrived and I walked right in. I was meet by an average looking lady and led I to the first room. I undressed and she returned. She did do a pretty decent massage and did some reading while I was laying face down. On the flip she asked what I wanted and I told her everything but she countered with a BBBJ. I accepted and stripped her down and went for some DATY first. After a few minutes of this we switched places and she went for a good BBBJ while also massaging my balls at the same time. After a couple of minutes I partially blew my load in her mouth and the rest in her hand. Pretty good experience but a bit of a drive for me.

#3 My last visit (so far) this month was at a spot near 140/ Sandy and like usual I called ahead. When I pulled up the location was also a bit lonely but I parked right in front and walked in. I was greeted here by a very cute thin Chinese girl named Dora. She led me into a room in a car corner away from the entrance. I undressed and waited for her return. She returned and covered me completely with the towel that was on the massage table. She was a bit talkative as she did the back portion of the massage. At one point she did straddle my head to rub my back and she would get close to tease, enough to get me excited. Once we got to the end of the back rub she did tease a bit and then asked me to flip. On the flip she covered me up and poured a bit too much oil on me and slowly worked towards my hard dick. She asked if I liked it and pulled the towel off. She did encourage me to feel her up and even pulled her top up so I could play with her tits. I popped in her hands and she cleaned me up. For some reason I liked this spot the best.