Massage Parlor Reports

**AtlKid87** · 12-11-20 17:33

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Went last week and drew the new girl, Anna. She's a tall Russian, about 5'11, has zero curves and is basically a girl with a big body. I was reluctant to stay due to the lack of eye candy but, being too lazy to go elsewhere, I stayed. The only good thing is that Anna seems to have a pleasant personality but she talked my ear off about her childhood in Russia and the cold winters there. The bad:

1. The massage sucked. She went up and down my back with her forearm. Yep, that's it. Spent all the backside time on my back. Didn't touch my glutes or legs.

2. On the flip, she placed a small towel on junior. Told her I didn't need it, to which she replied, "That's just how I do it. " Of course, she refused to let me leave happy.

3. I basically had to wipe most of the oil off of my back as she did such a lackluster job of it. Got dressed and headed to the door.

Anna was sitting at the front desk and, as I reached the door, she said, "Are you going to tip me?" By that time I was outside and the door had almost closed behind me. I opened it back up and said, "I'll give you 3 tips. Number 1, your massage skills are shit. Number 2, you don't let the customer leave happy. And number 3, you're ugly as shit!

I'm dead asf lmaoooo.

**Traveller501** · 12-11-20 17:17

Has anyone tried Yun yet? Old Blue Spa location in Roswell. Ads say new management. I went twice to Blue a couple of years ago and never went back. I'm wondering if it will be better.

**FoggedLenses** · 12-11-20 15:20

Originally Posted by JGrey77 [View Original Post]

Stopped in for massage last night. Located on Market place in cumming. Actually needed a massage but wouldn't have been mad at some extras. None to be had. Pretty much knew that when she came in wearing jeans and a tucked-in t-shirt. LOL. Lots of nickel and dime upsells on extra time and table shower. Spent. 8 on 80 minutes. Massage was fair. Won't repeat.

I know when it first opened years ago, I was able to leave happy twice. But that place has been legit for some time now. Good massage if you just want to relax.

**FoggedLenses** · 12-11-20 15:18

Hey all, just figured it's time I drop in an introduce myself. I've been mongering since I was 20 and would hit up Spring Massage (Creative Loafing days) downtown near the Varsity. I've been all over Roswell, Alpharetta, Cumming and Sandy Springs (kind of). I will be sharing my reviews of places I've been to, 1 that I have yet to see be mentioned and new findings / reviews. Happy hunting gents!

**Beldaws** · 12-11-20 15:13

I had the exact same experience there. The massage was pretty good, but soon got the pressure to go for 90 minutes. I stayed with 60 minutes. Then near the end of the 60 minutes, I got a minute or two of light teasing and then the upsell for the table shower. I declined. I won't be back.

Originally Posted by JGrey77 [View Original Post]

Stopped in for massage last night. Located on Market place in cumming. Actually needed a massage but wouldn't have been mad at some extras. None to be had. Pretty much knew that when she came in wearing jeans and a tucked-in t-shirt. LOL. Lots of nickel and dime upsells on extra time and table shower. Spent. 8 on 80 minutes. Massage was fair. Won't repeat.

**DocHolliday35** · 12-11-20 14:49

Originally Posted by JGrey77 [View Original Post]

Stopped in for massage last night. Located on Market place in cumming. Actually needed a massage but wouldn't have been mad at some extras. None to be had. Pretty much knew that when she came in wearing jeans and a tucked-in t-shirt. LOL. Lots of nickel and dime upsells on extra time and table shower. Spent. 8 on 80 minutes. Massage was fair. Won't repeat.

Go down the street to health massage.

**Niteluvr** · 12-11-20 14:27

Originally Posted by Wizard22 [View Original Post]

Somebody is holding out on us, I think. Yesterday around 2 I decided to TOFT. I stopped by there. Clearly a KAMP- girl comes to the little window and tells me "sorry all of our gals are busy right now". I so I said Ok when should I come back and she said that they were busy all day! Wow. I asked about prices and she quoted 70 for 45 min session. So how are they so busy so fast! Even if there were only one girl working, it seems weird that she would be booked up into the evening. They just opened. Somebody who got in there needs to speak up!

I went over to Iris and got right in.

Wiz.

Was going to add that I'll probably stop by next week and see what's up.

**Leviticus2019** · 12-11-20 13:26

Originally Posted by BrickJob [View Original Post]

Saw April who has an OK face and a nice rack. With the mask on who knows though, that could have been Jackie Chan.

With me, completely legit. Offer was not accepted with no promise for future success either. Massage was just OK.

Anyone have any luck there?

April's cute and friendly but gave no indication of any extras. She did watch and rub my thigh while I DIY. She asked if I wanted to try the new girl last time in. Have not yet, but maybe she's more flexible.

**Niteluvr** · 12-11-20 13:06

Originally Posted by Wizard22 [View Original Post]

Somebody is holding out on us, I think. Yesterday around 2 I decided to TOFT. I stopped by there. Clearly a KAMP- girl comes to the little window and tells me "sorry all of our gals are busy right now". I so I said Ok when should I come back and she said that they were busy all day! Wow. I asked about prices and she quoted 70 for 45 min session. So how are they so busy so fast! Even if there were only one girl working, it seems weird that she would be booked up into the evening. They just opened. Somebody who got in there needs to speak up!

I went over to Iris and got right in.

Wiz.

Strange that they would tell you the girl will be busy all day. Never had that happen.

**JGrey77** · 12-11-20 12:19

Stopped in for massage last night. Located on Market place in cumming. Actually needed a massage but wouldn't have been mad at some extras. None to be had. Pretty much knew that when she came in wearing jeans and a tucked-in t-shirt. LOL. Lots of nickel and dime upsells on extra time and table shower. Spent. 8 on 80 minutes. Massage was fair. Won't repeat.

**Nationalchamp** · 12-11-20 11:53

And they had a sign in the window, "Temporarily closed due to COVID. ".

Not sure if already reported but thought I'd save folks a drive.

**Wizard22** · 12-11-20 10:04

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

I Googled the number last week and called but no answer. No clue what is going on with that place.

Somebody is holding out on us, I think. Yesterday around 2 I decided to TOFT. I stopped by there. Clearly a KAMP- girl comes to the little window and tells me "sorry all of our gals are busy right now". I so I said Ok when should I come back and she said that they were busy all day! Wow. I asked about prices and she quoted 70 for 45 min session. So how are they so busy so fast! Even if there were only one girl working, it seems weird that she would be booked up into the evening. They just opened. Somebody who got in there needs to speak up!

I went over to Iris and got right in.

Wiz.

**YeOldHornDawg** · 12-11-20 08:34

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

"I'll give you 3 tips. Number 1, your massage skills are shit. Number 2, you don't let the customer leave happy. And number 3, you're ugly as shit!

LOL, well damn. I'm sure she thought a simple nyet would've sufficed. Constructive criticism may be just what she needs after she finishes crying into her vodka and potato soup.