Streetwalker Reports

**KrustMonster** · 12-07-20 20:36

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

I must need glasses. I was out on Hudson last night around 1130. By the marathon station I saw what appeared to be an attractive lady. She got in. I was disappointed to see I had picked up Adrianna. She had dyed red hair and her looks had gone downhill. She immediately lit up her crack pipe, demanded money and then whipped out some mace and sprayed some in my car after I was about to kick her out at the shell station. She somehow got a faceful of it and started screaming and telling me "I ain't playing. " Anyone got this hobo's full name and pic? We need to raise awareness to other mongers. She is worse than Hali S on Sully!

I am in the process of cleaning the mace out of my vents in the car. What a nightmare!

She goes by AK. I had my nightmarish experience with her this past summer, and I wasn't even trying to pick her up. She moved herself into my home for a matter of days, and in the process of ultimately robbing me, and turning my house into a drug Den, I learned much about this fine little citizen. First of all, she lies about everything. Every single word that comes out of her mouth is an untruth, and most of them are spoken without even any purpose. She is simply pathological, and absolutely insane. She has no regard for herself, her family, her children, no one whatsoever. Not even the local Riff Raff can stand her. She is a kleptomaniac, and given that uses one on this forum would have for her and the stated rules of the Forum, I will suffice it to say that she is dirty, dirty Dangerously, get that again Dangerously dirty! I know many of these girls oh, though I'm not with any of them, a few of them are quite nice girls. A few more of them I'd call good people with bad addictions. AK AKA Adriana, God I wish I could say her last name, is irredeemably rotten to the core, and hint again, rotting from her core. Get it guys? I'm going to lay down the real on Hudson's own Brittany C as well. Another, entirely atrocious woman (if she dare be called that) purveyor of tricks and trickiness, an absolute dirty ass, lying, scheming, thieving, irredeemable piece of s* I am not saying these words lightly. As I said, I am not with these women. I know them unbelievably well. Anyone who wishes to DM me, I will give you every specific that you can tolerate to hear. There are women in the world's oldest profession who treat it as such, who appreciate the men that are their bread and butter, have a modicum of respect for safety and cleanliness, and provide honest service and do honorable business. These two rather will lie, cheat, and tool every trick imaginable to take what they have not learned, and there isn't a shred of remorse between them after the fact. These are the types of women that make men hate women. Save your money, wipe your asses with it. I'm not saying this based on one encounter. I'm saying this because I have known both of these girls for nearly two years, and believe this, I'm as good a friend as they have. DM me, and I can show you the things that will blow your absolute mind. It's good fun. We should get to have some of that too.

**Twisted36** · 12-06-20 19:32

Originally Posted by JizMan [View Original Post]

I saw Brandy F was mentioned on the Tactical Response website. Looks cute. 4'11", 90 pounds. What's her story?

I think I have seen her up on Broad near where she was listed as being found by her Uncle. I was not aware that she was working the block as that area isn't a normal spot for them to hang. I am not sure I would have scooped her up even if I knew she was working. The last 2 years have not been so kind to her from what I remember.

Was out for a stroll today and I picked up Chelsi. I know her well and I haven't seen her in a while. She gave me all of what I wanted for the usual rate. She isn't the best out there, but she is always willing to put in the work to get the job done. I saw Teent out west of Hague and man she looked pretty bad. It's a shame as she used to be a good time as well. Saw a few out in the bottoms, mainly 2 pretty homely BSWs so that was a pass. One of the decent spinners from the bottoms will be on vacation for the next 173 days. It's getting hard to find anything out there these days.

**JizMan** · 12-06-20 08:35

I saw Brandy F was mentioned on the Tactical Response website. Looks cute. 4'11", 90 pounds. What's her story?

**Trampsob** · 12-04-20 19:55

After a two cup session at Tai chi. Still felt ready! Met Alex off of sully in an alley. Thrower 25 for a soft mouth and offered more later. Couldn't get past her mouth. Fingers knuckle deep in her ass.

**DeezNutz33** · 12-04-20 07:47

Took a few laps on the Sully 500 yesterday from the Bottoms to the Hilltop, not much out to choose from. Debated a homely looking girl by the bar in the bottoms as she just didn't look very enthusiastic, Spotted a nice looking girl wearing a Pink Knit Cap around Burgess, flipped a few Allys and it was Britney (Man I know she gives some top notch throat) but, for some reason my senses were going off, stopped and chatted for a minute and decided to pass. I later regretted this but sometimes you got to go with your gut. Went home with a full sack. Maybe today will produce something if I find the time to make a few passes and see who's out on the stroll. Stay Safe - 33.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 12-04-20 03:09

Have you ever been to a bar and said you were only going to have a couple drinks and ended up staying until closing time? Thats how I felt. I drove around for 3 hours. Hardly anyone out Shelby B the dickburner was out at Hague and Sully. Pass. Hudson had a couple ugly women. Who was the poor guy whose suspension gave out in front of Advance Auto Parts at 2 AM? It looked like an expensive repair.

Finally, I saw Dani W again at Clarendon and Sully. That intersection has AA meetings for Spanish speakers. It also has a couple Mexican food trucks that probably don't give two Humpty size shits about the gringo Health Department. Anyhow, Dani looked good as usual. Asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted to fill her up with cum. She reminded me she usually charges outrageous amounts (60 for CFS). We settled on 25 for a BBBJCIM. Her technique was not as good as the previous couple times I had her. I also felt up her nice tits. They feel like they could be fake? But they aren't huge or anything. Oh well, they were still good tits. Dropped her off at a dirty looking trap house. Gave me her number. Told me not to give it out. But I think I will give it out anyway. Any takers?

When I got home I noticed I had a huge screw in my tire. If you drive around in the west side, make sure you have road hazard coverage on your tires, and uninsured motorist coverage.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 12-03-20 01:31

Wednesday night was not good. Few few women on Sully. Hali was by Patio Bar. Not too many other ladies out.

Parsons had nothing.

Hudson had plenty of action if you like ugly women. Ugly women I saw on Hudson included ugly WSWs Gina, Scooter, Sara and a BSW named Bri who must be retarded or possibly had a stroke. On Cleveland, there were 2 ugly WSW, Michelle and Kim. There was a very old lady at Oakland Park and Cleveland who told me "I want to have a one night stand!" Pass. I did see two attractive ladies on Hudson who might not be working girls (yet). One was an attractive blonde who was yelling angrily into her phone. Another was a chubby but young cute lady with a colored mohawk. Not Tranessa. She was walking around aimlessly by McGuffey.

**MemeMonster** · 12-02-20 05:04

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

I've creamed her for 30.30 is standard, not 40. Red has some ugly looking face tattoos, if you're talking about the Red I think you are.

Thank you for setting me straight. I've been thinking 40 is the usual. She definitely has a face tattoo.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 12-01-20 22:14

I will be looking for a new friend tomorrow night. Digits anyone?

Someday I hope a band like crotchduster or trucker shits read my posts and use them as inspiration for songs. It would be Grammy award winning material for sure. One other thing guys. Avoid the UDF men's room on Tuttle crossing. It's kind of out of order thanks to the beating I had dealt it.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 12-01-20 11:38

Originally Posted by MemeMonster [View Original Post]

The other day I decided to take a cruise on Sulli- I was driving along when I saw Red. She jumped in and we did a standard check. Drove a little while found an abandoned lot pulled in and the dream began. Red has been around for a while, my first dream with her though. Forty gets you everything which is pretty standard. I didn't get the entire way had to much fun with the pregame. She spit the evidence all over the yard. Great game. YEMV.

I've creamed her for 30.30 is standard, not 40. Red has some ugly looking face tattoos, if you're talking about the Red I think you are.

**MemeMonster** · 12-01-20 07:16

The other day I decided to take a cruise on Sulli- I was driving along when I saw Red. She jumped in and we did a standard check. Drove a little while found an abandoned lot pulled in and the dream began. Red has been around for a while, my first dream with her though. Forty gets you everything which is pretty standard. I didn't get the entire way had to much fun with the pregame. She spit the evidence all over the yard. Great game. YEMV.

**XaepX** · 11-30-20 10:54

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

, listening to Trucker Shits. What an amazing band. https://truckershits.bandcamp.com/releases

You ever listen to Crotchduster?

**Humpty Dumpty** · 11-28-20 21:48

So I drove down Hudson and up Cleveland a few times at 830 PM, listening to Trucker Shits. What an amazing band. https://truckershits.bandcamp.com/releases Which one of you got into the wreck at Cleveland and Weber? I drove and saw Tranessa, Bubbles, some ugly WSWs, a few BSW and of course BTVs. I saw the one light skinned BTV who always wears his mask. I wanted to meet someone new, but saw Jasmine B again at Hudson and Velma and figured what the hell.

We went to a secret location and her BBBJ and BBFS was great again as usual. 35 was the total, I gave her some cigarettes and a crack pipe too. She went to go score her candy and I drove home, where I promptly washed my genitals. I had asked her if it was okay for me to give her number to random strangers on the internet and she said no. Too bad, guys! I still have some other numbers.

Did anyone call Courtnie G whose number is written on the bathroom door at the Marathon at Parsons and Williams? Hopefully the bathroom isn't out of order due to me.

**Gabrielfa** · 11-28-20 07:49

Originally Posted by BlowInHer [View Original Post]

I would imagine this bathroom ad was provided by an ex disgruntled, love interest and will lead to nothing. My next query is do you have spastic bowel syndrome? With all of your post mentioning taking a shit in less than savory locations, one can only ponder. I sometimes enjoy a nice piss in a desolate part of town, truly relaxing and enthralling at the same time.

I think we need to have abetter appreciation for his name.

**BlowInHer** · 11-28-20 00:15

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

After gorging on a large feast, I found myself driving down Parsons trying to find a bathroom. I went to the Marathon at Parsons and Williams, thankful I did not have to use a parking lot. As I sat down on the toilet, I noticed someone had written on the bathroom door "Courtnie G does $20 fucks in storage units". The G stands for the way James Brown felt after smoking crack. So I texted the number provided and got no response. Anyone know her? Here is an old pic. She is 30 or 31 now. FCMC indicates several drug related scrapes with LE.

Has anyone ever successfully hooked up with a woman whose number was written on a bathroom wall? Oh yeah, check out Trucker Shits, a great band from Ontario. They are going to be the next Nirvana.

I would imagine this bathroom ad was provided by an ex disgruntled, love interest and will lead to nothing. My next query is do you have spastic bowel syndrome? With all of your post mentioning taking a shit in less than savory locations, one can only ponder. I sometimes enjoy a nice piss in a desolate part of town, truly relaxing and enthralling at the same time.