Streetwalker Reports

**Grumpyinva** · 12-14-20 21:17

Originally Posted by Roger1286 [View Original Post]

Many years ago in Alexandria VA, of all places I picked up a gal late at night on what used to be the stroll where Rt. 1 went through the center of the city. Once she got into the car I realized that this was not the person I wanted to be with and I asked her to get out. She refused and said that she had to get 50 bucks, by this time, cars were backed up behind me and so I took off with her still in the car. I pulled down a side street and stopped and we both were escalating the shouting volume with me saying: Get out of the effin car! And she was screaming: Give me 50. After my loudest shout, she reaches over and grabs the glasses off of my face and bolted out the door. After doing some instantaneous analysis of my ability to drive blind back to the motel I was staying at, I took off. As I looked in the rear view blur, she was standing there, dumbfounded yelling: Don't you want your glasses?

The next morning in the daylight I was able to drive the couple of hours back home squinting and praying that I did not hit anything. I was also lucky that over the years I had kept my old glasses and the same style frames and found one that kept my night of terror a secret from the wife. From that day on I always keep a spare set of specs in the back door pocket.

A LONG time back, I had one pull that in Maryland, where I was unfamiliar, and was in a hotel on business. I didn't bring her back to the hotel, thankfully. She directed me to a "parking" spot for action that turned out to include street parking for a silly number of LEO cars. When I refused to pay her or to do anything (I'd specified I wanted to get more than we could do in the car,) she grabbed my glasses right off of my face, then threatened to cut up my face with her nails, if I didn't give her my money. I told her to just calm down, while I pulled out a stun gun and lit her up. Foolishly, I hadn't locked the door, so she did manage to scramble out of the car, with a whole lot of yelling and shrieking, with people walking by and (thankfully) empty police cars parked nearby. I wound up "buying" back my glasses for 50, which I set on the hood of my car, still holding the stun gun, and she threw the glasses into the street behind me, so I'd have to turn to rescue them, then she grabbed the cash, and took off into the night. I don't see well enough to drive without them, so that was a major eye-opener for me (no pun intended) for necessary operational security, and she had given me bad vibes early on. Those get chased out of my car much earlier, now. I'm still mad I didn't handle that one better, but I hadn't seen that coming.

Prior to that, my worst outcome was when I wound up realizing I had a streetwalking tranny in my car (he had looked great from behind, but as soon as he got in, well, it wasn't pleasant, since I was expecting an actual girl.) I told him sorry, he's not who I was looking for. Foolishly, I had the car in park, because I'd pulled into a parking lot off of a quiet side street for the pickup, and when I refused to give him 20 to just get out of my car, he reached over, turned my car off and yanked out my keys, then jumped out of the door with them. (Always keep the car in neutral when stopped like that, so the keys won't come out. Lesson learned.) I pushed the trunk latch, stepped out leaving my driver's side door open so I could jump back in if he tried to get back through the passenger's side, and took out the disturbingly long blade I had in the trunk, then started walking towards him with a clear purpose. He evaluated the situation and decided he didn't need the keys so much so he tossed them to me, and moved on, cursing loudly. That wasn't an option for the Maryland fiasco, though.

Honestly, though, my least favorite outcomes were the two times I ran into LEO early on in my adventures (once coming out of the woods after finishing up, and the second immediately after the pickup.) In both cases, neither of us said anything incriminating, and we walked, but it was not a pleasant experience, and much worse than the altercations with crazy folks from the street. Those two times beat the time when I had a gun pulled on me, too. Ahh, if memories were all good, we wouldn't appreciate it when things go more smoothly!

**Jcn1965** · 12-14-20 18:49

Originally Posted by Roger1286 [View Original Post]

Many years ago in Alexandria VA, of all places I picked up a gal late at night on what used to be the stroll where Rt. 1 went through the center of the city. Once she got into the car I realized that this was not the person I wanted to be with and I asked her to get out. She refused and said that she had to get 50 bucks, by this time, cars were backed up behind me and so I took off with her still in the car. I pulled down a side street and stopped and we both were escalating the shouting volume with me saying: Get out of the effin car! And she was screaming: Give me 50. After my loudest shout, she reaches over and grabs the glasses off of my face and bolted out the door. After doing some instantaneous analysis of my ability to drive blind back to the motel I was staying at, I took off. As I looked in the rear view blur, she was standing there, dumbfounded yelling: Don't you want your glasses?

The next morning in the daylight I was able to drive the couple of hours back home squinting and praying that I did not hit anything. I was also lucky that over the years I had kept my old glasses and the same style frames and found one that kept my night of terror a secret from the wife. From that day on I always keep a spare set of specs in the back door pocket.

Many many years ago almost same situation except being much younger and little more aggressive I got out and pulled her ass out passenger side door. It was New York City so nobody even paid attention. But looking back it could've ended a lot different I believe most carry knife or some sort of weapon. I only go cruising now rarely.

**Roger1286** · 12-14-20 08:47

Originally Posted by MulchMan [View Original Post]

I always make sure everything is out of sight and put away before I start cruising. I had one grab a diet coke from the middle console that wasn't even open. Keep everything out of sight and out of reach!

Many years ago in Alexandria VA, of all places I picked up a gal late at night on what used to be the stroll where Rt. 1 went through the center of the city. Once she got into the car I realized that this was not the person I wanted to be with and I asked her to get out. She refused and said that she had to get 50 bucks, by this time, cars were backed up behind me and so I took off with her still in the car. I pulled down a side street and stopped and we both were escalating the shouting volume with me saying: Get out of the effin car! And she was screaming: Give me 50. After my loudest shout, she reaches over and grabs the glasses off of my face and bolted out the door. After doing some instantaneous analysis of my ability to drive blind back to the motel I was staying at, I took off. As I looked in the rear view blur, she was standing there, dumbfounded yelling: Don't you want your glasses?

The next morning in the daylight I was able to drive the couple of hours back home squinting and praying that I did not hit anything. I was also lucky that over the years I had kept my old glasses and the same style frames and found one that kept my night of terror a secret from the wife. From that day on I always keep a spare set of specs in the back door pocket.

**Tdog69** · 12-14-20 01:12

Found a Salvadorian unicorn Sunday night at Sunoco gas while getting gas. She ask for a cig we started small talk while I finished getting gas, now my both heads are saying OooWeee. Well that was the best part. Unfortunately my uncle saw her get in the ride as we pulled off while she was showing me her hands are cold, which they were, he turned at the next light. So I take a right southbound on JD at that store across from Relax, make a you and we park at the store and talk. Now its 2 uncles sitting across. But we are just talking, she telling me what's going on I try to exchange # but she tipsy and can't remember last 4, so she gives me her FB and real name (I pray to the monger gods). Then she finally notices the uncles, but I'm hey its cool we sitting in a lite parkiing lot talking in my car with the lights on. We talk a few more minutes and she gets out to walk across the street. As I pull off I notice one of them is following so I exit stage right to 95, he followed me to the train tracks then turned his lights on and made a you. I made a you and try to find her again, but said I had a close run that could have ended badly if I didn't have my head on a swivel. So called it a night. Description: early 20's tan slim body, cute face probably 5'2 100 lbs short black hair, no accent. If anyone sees her she was legit, only thing that threw me was I hadn't seen uncles all night and now a unicorn and I see 2, but her hands were cold.

**TopGunz86** · 12-13-20 14:32

Originally Posted by MulchMan [View Original Post]

I always make sure everything is out of sight and put away before I start cruising. I had one grab a diet coke from the middle console that wasn't even open. Keep everything out of sight and out of reach!

I make sure anything of importance is hidden. Losing a juice is no biggie. Its nasty on her part to take a half drank juice. But hey, if you willing to suck multiple random dicks I guess nothing is off limits.

**MulchMan** · 12-13-20 14:28

Originally Posted by TopGunz86 [View Original Post]

Damn my bad, I sampled her a few weeks ago, and like you it was awful. I couldn't remember her name. But her daughter be on the streets too. If you look back I had a review of mother and daughter in my car one night. Like you, I will never look her way again. Matter if fact I had a juice I was drinking and that heffa took my drink I was already drinking. She caught me on a dead, bored night and actually from a distance and when intoxicated she looks decent for an older SW.

I always make sure everything is out of sight and put away before I start cruising. I had one grab a diet coke from the middle console that wasn't even open. Keep everything out of sight and out of reach!

**TopGunz86** · 12-12-20 21:17

Thank you Chessgod for hooking me up today. Batting 1000 with me. Picked up nice young lady off jd earlier and had a great car date with her. FYI Karla is looking for some help, so if you got her digits hit her up. Don't ask me for it. I only pass to a selected few that have hooked me up before.

**TopGunz86** · 12-12-20 12:50

Originally Posted by Tidad [View Original Post]

I TOFTT so you don't have to.

I was on Chamberlain, not necessarily in search of but always open to making a new friend. I spied the older redhead who has been hanging around for a couple months and she saw me see her. She gave me "the eye" and after a moments thought I went for the pick up. Quick intros were exchanged and we were off to a spot. Things went downhill from there. As soon as I pulled off she started fucking with the heat and the radio. When we got to a spot, the excuses and chitchat began; way too much talky-talky and hand job not nearly enough dick sucking. After a total of 5 min dick in mouth and maybe 15 min handjob / excuses / personality display I was done. I dropped her where I got her and never looked back. She actually approached my car door at the stoplight a couple of days later. The fucking nerve on that broad.

Damn my bad, I sampled her a few weeks ago, and like you it was awful. I couldn't remember her name. But her daughter be on the streets too. If you look back I had a review of mother and daughter in my car one night. Like you, I will never look her way again. Matter if fact I had a juice I was drinking and that heffa took my drink I was already drinking. She caught me on a dead, bored night and actually from a distance and when intoxicated she looks decent for an older SW.

**Tidad** · 12-12-20 10:26

I TOFTT so you don't have to.

I was on Chamberlain, not necessarily in search of but always open to making a new friend. I spied the older redhead who has been hanging around for a couple months and she saw me see her. She gave me "the eye" and after a moments thought I went for the pick up. Quick intros were exchanged and we were off to a spot. Things went downhill from there. As soon as I pulled off she started fucking with the heat and the radio. When we got to a spot, the excuses and chitchat began; way too much talky-talky and hand job not nearly enough dick sucking. After a total of 5 min dick in mouth and maybe 15 min handjob / excuses / personality display I was done. I dropped her where I got her and never looked back. She actually approached my car door at the stoplight a couple of days later. The fucking nerve on that broad.

**MulchMan** · 12-08-20 12:03

Originally Posted by TopGunz86 [View Original Post]

Looks like one my buddies took an early holiday vacation. Trying to get some details now. Possible possession charges for Krystal. Damnit man.

It was only a matter of time. Hope she gets the help she needs. PM me if you hear from her and let her know I can host again. No more visits to Pop's. Thanks.

**TopGunz86** · 12-07-20 21:35

Looks like one my buddies took an early holiday vacation. Trying to get some details now. Possible possession charges for Krystal. Damnit man.

**TopGunz86** · 12-05-20 10:08

Originally Posted by LoveThemAll [View Original Post]

Different # for her. TopGun, which Valerie was this? Older w big butt?

I met her 1 time before hanging around sunoco. Just chatted with her then. I don't remember her body type then. And due to cold lots of layers on. I think she had skinny legs so I'm inclined to say she top-heavy. Looks to be in 40's. Clean looking face, maybe light brown hair, good communicator. She said she use to hang out on chamb years ago, but no longer go on that side of town. That might spark a memory to some of you that been mongering a lot longer than me.

**LoveThemAll** · 12-04-20 19:32

Originally Posted by AST233 [View Original Post]

Is her last four digit still 0606?

Different # for her. TopGun, which Valerie was this? Older w big butt?

**Member #6151** · 12-02-20 12:01

Originally Posted by TopGunz86 [View Original Post]

If memory stand correct, you got me in contact with her first. Happy to return the favor. Yeah she crazy, but her mouth is amazing. Pretty sure my name prob came up. But I'm none of those you mentioned.

Side note, ran into Valerie around 1 am on JD. It was a few girls out in the cold. Solid bbbjwcim got the job done.

Is her last four digit still 0606?

**TopGunz86** · 12-02-20 06:10

Originally Posted by ChessGod [View Original Post]

Hey everyone. Long overdue reports. First off shout out to TopGunz for giving me krystals new info. I've had her twice since in two weeks. First time I picked her up at pops place at 4 am for a car date. She gets in the car and we get around the block and she pulls out a pipe! At 4 am she wants to smoke crack in my car! I'm like WTF. No. Let's do the date and be done. We park in the motel 8 lot and I got to say the girl gets down on it. Quick easy done. I saw her again yesterday. This time she was very talkative. I heard about her dates with Burke, Deuce, Wade and some other guys who I have no idea who you all are but now I'm wondering if she talks about me to you all. Anyway the girl is a loose wire but she is affordable and fun

If memory stand correct, you got me in contact with her first. Happy to return the favor. Yeah she crazy, but her mouth is amazing. Pretty sure my name prob came up. But I'm none of those you mentioned.

Side note, ran into Valerie around 1 am on JD. It was a few girls out in the cold. Solid bbbjwcim got the job done.