Escort Reports

[Illini25]

I just saw a smoking hot Colombian girl in KC who was here in the summer, but isn't coming back. I asked her about cities and she said Detroit and KC she likes (yes, fucking Detroit) and are good for business, but she won't come back here because it's dead. And this is a legit 10/10 smoking hot Colombian chick who will do BBBJ, CIM, Anal, etc everything but BBFS, for $350/ hr, and will let you have the whole hour.

But that's golden pussy syndrome. We don't fall for that in STL, we know what pussy is worth here, she can't get one over on me. I can get TWO or maybe even THREE fat chicks with rancid smelling pussies who start rushing me if I haven't cum in 5 minutes for that price!

Haha you nailed it! The dimwits around here have run off all the good pussy. I met the City Girl (baby) yesterday and had an excellent time. All GFE and a side of kink. As I do with all the good ones, I asked when are you coming back? Her reply, probably never. Have a great day and be safe!

[RogueOne1977]

LOL, damn man that's bad. That's why, at least in this city, I only see Eros girls. Other cities I've been to have decent girls in the cheaper price ranges, but STL in the below $200 range (and even in the 2-300 range often) is BAD.

I don't blame you man. I've scaled back on seeing girls too. The selection here is terrible now. You use to see a fairly decent crop of girls around STL and new ones would be popping up on the regular. Now its the same worn out faces and if she is even remotely decent her prices are jacked up to an outrageous price. Very few of the high end girls are really worth that money. Ever since Covid hit its never gone back. Either girls are afraid of the virus gong around or they are finding avenues online through things like Onlyfans. Sadly, dudes will shell out some serious cash for these cam girls now. Its rather pathetic when you get nothing physical in return.

[RangerStl]

Wondering if anyone has seen Tay recently?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56056877/

I saw her the other night, same as before had an outcall. She tried to charge 200 for the HH and 300 for the hour, I put an end to that real quick and we styled for 120. She doesn't do BBFS anymore and if your above average she can't take a pounding but she gets and A for effort.

[Ritewing]

It feels like things are going from "never really that good" to "its not worth the time" now. Almost every girl I've contacted is using 100% OLD ass pics that are easily from 50 to 100 lbs ago. Creative camera angles, filtered to hell pics. You show up and it's no where near what you thought you were getting. Now I've found it hard for the "decent" looking ones to even text back. I'm stretching the use of the word "decent" obviously. Here are some that just flaked after a message or two or no response at all. Disclaimer: Hardly any of these were ones I was wanting to see. After a while of no responses from the "decent" looking ones, I just started messaging randoms to see if the trend continued. Usually it did. Some girls were responsive though. So not only is the selection pretty damn horrible, most of these girls don't even bother responding or are clearly trying to bait an switch with years old pics. It sucks.

This one stops messaging when you ask for a current pic. In my experience that means the pics posted don't match the current weight.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56072733/

Never responded even minutes after posting an ad.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56074851/

Very prompt and professional response, I just couldn't make my schedule and her location work time wise.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56092212/

Never responded even after multiple tries. All pics look different, I'd definitely ask for a pic first.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56084974/

Easily 50 pounds heavier than the pics.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56091811/

Responded once, then nothing. Seems she is a traveler and is already gone.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56055618/

Never responded ever.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/55790411/

Responded until I said "ok what time can we do this". Then crickets. Maybe she got busy? She was pretty responsive until then.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56091096/

Responded once to say she was avail, then nothing.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56030366/

Forget escort alligators. What you've described is what you get. Since backpage has gone away. Stlrubratings or adult look are the better advertising sites. Not saying their aren't some bad ones there. And of course the AMPs are there which I think should be under "Stupid shit in Stl". But there are at least a dozen really nice providers between those sites. Plus a very nice group of ladies on Anangelstouch.

[Smithe 3]

Wondering if anyone has seen Tay recently?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56056877/

[HuntingHead]

I just saw a smoking hot Colombian girl in KC who was here in the summer, but isn't coming back. I asked her about cities and she said Detroit and KC she likes (yes, fucking Detroit) and are good for business, but she won't come back here because it's dead. And this is a legit 10/10 smoking hot Colombian chick who will do BBBJ, CIM, Anal, etc everything but BBFS, for $350/ hr, and will let you have the whole hour.But that's golden pussy syndrome. We don't fall for that in STL, we know what pussy is worth here, she can't get one over on me. I can get TWO or maybe even THREE fat chicks with rancid smelling pussies who start rushing me if I haven't cum in 5 minutes for that price!

It feels like things are going from "never really that good" to "its not worth the time" now. Almost every girl I've contacted is using 100% OLD ass pics that are easily from 50 to 100 lbs ago. Creative camera angles, filtered to hell pics. You show up and it's no where near what you thought you were getting. Now I've found it hard for the "decent" looking ones to even text back. I'm stretching the use of the word "decent" obviously. Here are some that just flaked after a message or two or no response at all. Disclaimer: Hardly any of these were ones I was wanting to see. After a while of no responses from the "decent" looking ones, I just started messaging randoms to see if the trend continued. Usually it did. Some girls were responsive though. So not only is the selection pretty damn horrible, most of these girls don't even bother responding or are clearly trying to bait an switch with years old pics. It sucks.

This one stops messaging when you ask for a current pic. In my experience that means the pics posted don't match the current weight.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56072733/

Never responded even minutes after posting an ad.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56074851/

Very prompt and professional response, I just couldn't make my schedule and her location work time wise.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56092212/

Never responded even after multiple tries. All pics look different, I'd definitely ask for a pic first.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56084974/

Easily 50 pounds heavier than the pics.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56091811/

Responded once, then nothing. Seems she is a traveler and is already gone.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56055618/

Never responded ever.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/55790411/

Responded until I said "ok what time can we do this". Then crickets. Maybe she got busy? She was pretty responsive until then.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56091096/

Responded once to say she was avail, then nothing.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56030366/

[Hadley6]

I just saw a smoking hot Colombian girl in KC who was here in the summer, but isn't coming back. I asked her about cities and she said Detroit and KC she likes (yes, fucking Detroit) and are good for business, but she won't come back here because it's dead. And this is a legit 10/10 smoking hot Colombian chick who will do BBBJ, CIM, Anal, etc everything but BBFS, for $350/ hr, and will let you have the whole hour.

But that's golden pussy syndrome. We don't fall for that in STL, we know what pussy is worth here, she can't get one over on me. I can get TWO or maybe even THREE fat chicks with rancid smelling pussies who start rushing me if I haven't cum in 5 minutes for that price!

I'm pressing the "like" button on this one!

[ChrisHansen92]

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[YoungSkeez77]

Well said. Most of my fun is in KC. BUT St Louis has always been last resort for touring girls. For example. City Girls use to send a girl here once or twice a month. Russian and Ukrainian beauties. I man model material. They are sending one here this week and she barely has any appointments at 300 in first class incall. Every experience I've had has been amazing. Doubt if they will be returning and it's a damn shame.

I just saw a smoking hot Colombian girl in KC who was here in the summer, but isn't coming back. I asked her about cities and she said Detroit and KC she likes (yes, fucking Detroit) and are good for business, but she won't come back here because it's dead. And this is a legit 10/10 smoking hot Colombian chick who will do BBBJ, CIM, Anal, etc everything but BBFS, for $350/ hr, and will let you have the whole hour.

But that's golden pussy syndrome. We don't fall for that in STL, we know what pussy is worth here, she can't get one over on me. I can get TWO or maybe even THREE fat chicks with rancid smelling pussies who start rushing me if I haven't cum in 5 minutes for that price!

[YoungSkeez77]

Set up a date with Hunny yesterday. Her incall was a patriotic hotel in South County. Get to the room and she is short, large, and her tits are gigantic. That's where the fun ended. Room was as cold as a meat locker, which affected my fellas drive. We agreed on BBBJ only, but after 10 minutes that isn't cutting it. She then starts to complain which really kills the mood. I do t finish and start putting my clothes down. I throw the donation down on the dresser and walk out. Apparently she texts her pimp / boyfriend. Who meets me at the hotel room door as I'm walking out. With two little kids in tow!! He yells at me "did you pay her? I'm about twice his size. So I asked him "what if I had a gun?" And point to his little kids. I'd never hurt anyone unless attacked, but I'm sure other people in this world wouldn't be so kind. I'm done with this "hobby". The girls here are like scraping the bottom of the barrel unless you fork over $200-$300. And then there's shit like that pinp and those kids that make you wonder what is wrong with this world. I'm done.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56059567/

LOL, damn man that's bad. That's why, at least in this city, I only see Eros girls. Other cities I've been to have decent girls in the cheaper price ranges, but STL in the below $200 range (and even in the 2-300 range often) is BAD.

[Tobydude1000]

Good points. I'm not here to debate or argue. Just trying to explain why girls flake out. I've dated two escorts (highly don't recommend) and can tell ya what freaks them out. Activities is at the top of the list. Have a great day and be safe.

Personally, I'm not paying anyone 300 without seeing a dependable review. I don't care what they tell me ove the phone besides time, place and length of visit. BTW any reviews over a month old are not very dependable either unless a long psattern of consistency has been established.

[Dodgeram 440]

I do like fat chicks, but will never pay to fuck them. I always ask a chick to send me a pic of her body with her face covered if she doesn't show me her asset, I won't see her. I saw a couple of girls in the past that looked good in their old photos but their real bodies completely turned me off. It's hard to find a decent body nowadays in slt without paying a high price. Keep looking bro. You will find one. Stay safe

I saw Megan a couple of weeks ago. Very pretty face that she does not show in her add. But her body pics are spot on. She has her rules but if that makes her feel comfortable so be it. We talked for about 15 minutes and then got started and she was up for multiple positions and being under 5' made it even more enjoyable. And short stay was only 125. Very sweet girl and did not show signs of drug use.

[PoolSideChairs]

Would like to agree with Apach77 regarding Parker. I have seen her many times over the years and she is amazing. Parker is a real sweetheart and in fact I told her recently that a visit with her has successfully taken me back in time over 50 years. She brought back passionate memories of being with my high school girlfriend. (Probably in the back seat of my car. LOL).

Pretty amazing that a sexy young woman in her 20's can interact so well with an old guy like me.

Treat her well gentlemen. She's a gem..

The original post by Apach77 is somewhat of a bummer. Parker is simply a perfect provider and sharing her with everyone will make booking impossible. Being a member of her circle of friends has been very fun. Ritewing is spot on with his depiction of Parker. Stopping by is complete entertainment from the moment you walk in the door. A perfect location, a smoking hot body, pretty, fantastic skills, and just a wonderful kind hearted person. No attitude! I place her on the same level of Eden and Lilia for excitement. She gives a Tammy quality massage without the attitude and upsell. Guessing she is just looking for some extra cash around the holidays. Treat her well and do not screw this one up for the rest of us!

[Peter86]

Well said. Most of my fun is in KC. BUT St Louis has always been last resort for touring girls. For example. City Girls use to send a girl here once or twice a month. Russian and Ukrainian beauties. I man model material. They are sending one here this week and she barely has any appointments at 300 in first class incall. Every experience I've had has been amazing. Doubt if they will be returning and it's a damn shame.

Their screening policy is a pain in the ass. I gave up after tried three times.

[Hobbyist1234]

Set up a date with Hunny yesterday. Her incall was a patriotic hotel in South County. Get to the room and she is short, large, and her tits are gigantic. That's where the fun ended. Room was as cold as a meat locker, which affected my fellas drive. We agreed on BBBJ only, but after 10 minutes that isn't cutting it. She then starts to complain which really kills the mood. I do t finish and start putting my clothes down. I throw the donation down on the dresser and walk out. Apparently she texts her pimp / boyfriend. Who meets me at the hotel room door as I'm walking out. With two little kids in tow!! He yells at me "did you pay her? I'm about twice his size. So I asked him "what if I had a gun?" And point to his little kids. I'd never hurt anyone unless attacked, but I'm sure other people in this world wouldn't be so kind. I'm done with this "hobby". The girls here are like scraping the bottom of the barrel unless you fork over $200-$300. And then there's shit like that pinp and those kids that make you wonder what is wrong with this world. I'm done.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/56059567/

That's her husband. But ya she is definitely garbage.