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[JohnDick75]

Was in Waltham, and rather than hit my standard 1060 or Eastern, thought I'd give 249 another try, especially since many have reported an expanded menu. I haven't been there since pre-covid. Well, this will definitely be my last time. Drew Miki, slightly thicker but friendly gal. I took an hour, assuming I'd get a massage and then some extended play time. Well, her massage is terrible. No clue what she's doing. And then, she went for the hot towel less than 20 minutes into my 'hour'. I knew this was a bad sign, but figured she'd make up for it after the flip. Nope. Short tease, then asked what I want. Told her I brought protection, and she asked how much I'd pay for FS. Told her a benjamin. That was totally out of the question, and she stood firm at 2 benjamins. Let me pause here and say that she is nowhere near as attractive as ANY of the girls at 1060, Prospect, or CB. I'll give her this much. Her negotiation skills are pretty solid. There was no haggling over the FS. But, she offered CBJ for 120. Nah, I'm good. She even tried to offer nude HJ for 100.

I was about to just turn back over and have her finish the massage, since I'm not made of money and not liking being treated like this, but then she had an idea. She would do topless HE for 60 and also change to 1/2 hour. I figured that I was getting shorted on my hour anyhow, and I typically tip extra for topless, so I went with that. At least her HJ skills are better than her massage skills. Clean-up was substandard, and she sent me off with a bottle of water..

These girls are far too greedy I would have told her to her face she's not pretty enough and walk out.

[EiderHunter]

You have distilled it down perfectly! Thank you for this insightful post.

This is the most sensible comment I have ever seen on this site. Wonderfully done, thank you.

[Dboy111]

Hey any big Asian tits around the area? I've been looking and can't find anything. Ds or DDs? I know it's rare to find big Asian tits but they have to be somewhere. Does anybody know? Thanks.

[HighAmperage]

The first rule has been covered. Read the forum. This will lead you to the right places in your area.

Second rule: Be nice. These women are human beings. They have feelings. They aren't in this business because they love naked, hairy, overweight Americans. It's a job and it's often one they actually hate. (Would you want to spend an hour rubbing and stroking one of us? I didn't think so.) Respect their boundaries. I'm not saying you should accept haggling or inflated tip requests, but if she doesn't want to give you a blow job, accept it. If you demonstrate you're nice and respectful, they will often come around and be more open to your requests. I won't discuss which providers who are (or used to be) discussed glowingly on this forum from whom I've gotten not only a very extended menu, but GFE and freebies because they know I care about them as people and they trust me. Mind you, this takes repeat visits. I didn't set out to do this; I just found it to be true.

Third rule, remember these girls live off of tips. The typical house fee split for an hour is forty to the house and twenty to the girl. If she gives good service, however you define it, show your appreciation. Even just an extra five or ten on top of the standard forty will be remembered, especially if you're good at following rule two. Some here will deride this practice as raising their expectations. What it really does is raise the level of service when you repeat, even if it isn't the same girl, because they do talk about us. They know who's a good customer and who isn't.

Fourth, do the gentle stroke of her calf while you're face down on the table. It sends the signal you want more than a massage. Any experienced girl will pick up on it. Remember, she wants more than just twenty bucks for her hour with you, so she's hoping you want the HE. The really smart ones won't mention the tip for this. They know just discussing money is grounds for arrest. But the legal thing is a whole other set of rules.

You have distilled it down perfectly! Thank you for this insightful post.

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[Cumisher]

Called ahead was told there was Sophia and coco. I asked who were the younger of the two. LOL she said Sophia. Got there and was greeted by a lady who had a Dora the explorer hair cut. LOL walked me into the room and I asked for Sophia, she said I am Sophia. I was laughing the whole time, kinda funny to think of she was the younger of the two. Coco must be from the dinosaur age. She was begging me to try her, I said no thanks and left. She's got to be 60-70.

[Jimmy Pratt]

Was in Waltham, and rather than hit my standard 1060 or Eastern, thought I'd give 249 another try, especially since many have reported an expanded menu. I haven't been there since pre-covid. Well, this will definitely be my last time. Drew Miki, slightly thicker but friendly gal. I took an hour, assuming I'd get a massage and then some extended play time. Well, her massage is terrible. No clue what she's doing. And then, she went for the hot towel less than 20 minutes into my 'hour'. I knew this was a bad sign, but figured she'd make up for it after the flip. Nope. Short tease, then asked what I want. Told her I brought protection, and she asked how much I'd pay for FS. Told her a benjamin. That was totally out of the question, and she stood firm at 2 benjamins. Let me pause here and say that she is nowhere near as attractive as ANY of the girls at 1060, Prospect, or CB. I'll give her this much. Her negotiation skills are pretty solid. There was no haggling over the FS. But, she offered CBJ for 120. Nah, I'm good. She even tried to offer nude HJ for 100.

I was about to just turn back over and have her finish the massage, since I'm not made of money and not liking being treated like this, but then she had an idea. She would do topless HE for 60 and also change to 1/2 hour. I figured that I was getting shorted on my hour anyhow, and I typically tip extra for topless, so I went with that. At least her HJ skills are better than her massage skills. Clean-up was substandard, and she sent me off with a bottle of water.

Unless every other AMP in Waltham shuts down, I'm never going back to Cherry Lane. I thought many people raved over this place and the service, but I didn't have that experience whatsoever. And, keep in mind I'm pretty experienced and always a gentleman and good tipper.

JP.

[KintaroOe20]

I'm a newbie to the whole massage thing and I'm looking for some recommendations. What are some "rules" I should follow? Also I'm looking for someone who can give a really good HJ, so any girls I should ask for specifically? Any places near the Medford or Malden area? I know I'm asking a lot of questions but I really want to get into this.

What others said is true. Just like most of us guys love soft skin on the ladies, same goes for them.

Smell good for them and shave them balls.

The ladies I've met love when I groom my chorizo area. They hate when they have to rub them smelly pubes.

[MaybeSometime]

The first rule has been covered. Read the forum. This will lead you to the right places in your area.

Second rule: Be nice. These women are human beings. They have feelings. They aren't in this business because they love naked, hairy, overweight Americans. It's a job and it's often one they actually hate. (Would you want to spend an hour rubbing and stroking one of us? I didn't think so.) Respect their boundaries. I'm not saying you should accept haggling or inflated tip requests, but if she doesn't want to give you a blow job, accept it. If you demonstrate you're nice and respectful, they will often come around and be more open to your requests. I won't discuss which providers who are (or used to be) discussed glowingly on this forum from whom I've gotten not only a very extended menu, but GFE and freebies because they know I care about them as people and they trust me. Mind you, this takes repeat visits. I didn't set out to do this; I just found it to be true.

Third rule, remember these girls live off of tips. The typical house fee split for an hour is forty to the house and twenty to the girl. If she gives good service, however you define it, show your appreciation. Even just an extra five or ten on top of the standard forty will be remembered, especially if you're good at following rule two. Some here will deride this practice as raising their expectations. What it really does is raise the level of service when you repeat, even if it isn't the same girl, because they do talk about us. They know who's a good customer and who isn't.

Fourth, do the gentle stroke of her calf while you're face down on the table. It sends the signal you want more than a massage. Any experienced girl will pick up on it. Remember, she wants more than just twenty bucks for her hour with you, so she's hoping you want the HE. The really smart ones won't mention the tip for this. They know just discussing money is grounds for arrest. But the legal thing is a whole other set of rules.

Fifth, Take a shower before you go. I can't tell you how many girls I have talked to that complain about smelly / dirty customers. And for the love of all things holy clean your ass.

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[JohnGlobalCorp]

The first rule has been covered. Read the forum. This will lead you to the right places in your area.

Second rule: Be nice. These women are human beings. They have feelings. They aren't in this business because they love naked, hairy, overweight Americans. It's a job and it's often one they actually hate. (Would you want to spend an hour rubbing and stroking one of us? I didn't think so.) Respect their boundaries. I'm not saying you should accept haggling or inflated tip requests, but if she doesn't want to give you a blow job, accept it. If you demonstrate you're nice and respectful, they will often come around and be more open to your requests. I won't discuss which providers who are (or used to be) discussed glowingly on this forum from whom I've gotten not only a very extended menu, but GFE and freebies because they know I care about them as people and they trust me. Mind you, this takes repeat visits. I didn't set out to do this; I just found it to be true.

Third rule, remember these girls live off of tips. The typical house fee split for an hour is forty to the house and twenty to the girl. If she gives good service, however you define it, show your appreciation. Even just an extra five or ten on top of the standard forty will be remembered, especially if you're good at following rule two. Some here will deride this practice as raising their expectations. What it really does is raise the level of service when you repeat, even if it isn't the same girl, because they do talk about us. They know who's a good customer and who isn't.

Fourth, do the gentle stroke of her calf while you're face down on the table. It sends the signal you want more than a massage. Any experienced girl will pick up on it. Remember, she wants more than just twenty bucks for her hour with you, so she's hoping you want the HE. The really smart ones won't mention the tip for this. They know just discussing money is grounds for arrest. But the legal thing is a whole other set of rules

Amen my brother.

[KintaroOe20]

Thought I'd ask. Any help appreciated.

Does anyone know where Jennifer from Faxon Rd (NQ) went?

Sure do miss this Azn MILF.

Took these photos of her with consent.

Face blurred for her privacy.

Guys who've visited her before should know this is her.

[HowardSprague]

I'm a newbie to the whole massage thing and I'm looking for some recommendations. What are some "rules" I should follow? Also I'm looking for someone who can give a really good HJ, so any girls I should ask for specifically? Any places near the Medford or Malden area? I know I'm asking a lot of questions but I really want to get into this.

The first rule has been covered. Read the forum. This will lead you to the right places in your area.

Second rule: Be nice. These women are human beings. They have feelings. They aren't in this business because they love naked, hairy, overweight Americans. It's a job and it's often one they actually hate. (Would you want to spend an hour rubbing and stroking one of us? I didn't think so.) Respect their boundaries. I'm not saying you should accept haggling or inflated tip requests, but if she doesn't want to give you a blow job, accept it. If you demonstrate you're nice and respectful, they will often come around and be more open to your requests. I won't discuss which providers who are (or used to be) discussed glowingly on this forum from whom I've gotten not only a very extended menu, but GFE and freebies because they know I care about them as people and they trust me. Mind you, this takes repeat visits. I didn't set out to do this; I just found it to be true.

Third rule, remember these girls live off of tips. The typical house fee split for an hour is forty to the house and twenty to the girl. If she gives good service, however you define it, show your appreciation. Even just an extra five or ten on top of the standard forty will be remembered, especially if you're good at following rule two. Some here will deride this practice as raising their expectations. What it really does is raise the level of service when you repeat, even if it isn't the same girl, because they do talk about us. They know who's a good customer and who isn't.

Fourth, do the gentle stroke of her calf while you're face down on the table. It sends the signal you want more than a massage. Any experienced girl will pick up on it. Remember, she wants more than just twenty bucks for her hour with you, so she's hoping you want the HE. The really smart ones won't mention the tip for this. They know just discussing money is grounds for arrest. But the legal thing is a whole other set of rules.

[Eagle7412]

Are you sure it wasn't Linda? Sounds like her. Candy is 50+ and depending on her mood, she will do more.

Thanks T.

Could have been Linda. Neither of the two girls I saw looked that old. I always struggle with Asian age but these looked 30's or maybe early 40's. Bothe were thin and very fit.