Massage Parlor Reports

[HanoverFiste]

I went there on Saturday. The refrigerator up front has been replaced with a moistie light skinned black gal. Just before I went in a goober wearing a mask (this is probably the only business that does not require a mask to enter) and a man bun walked in.

I waited.

I went in and the hottie up front. Looks like mariah carey from the early 1990's, said that only maya was available. Maya's phone pics looked like she was a BWOUS (Black woman of unusual size), so I passed.

I asked if camryn was there. I even brought some covers to fuck her with, but she was not there. This was despite their ad saying she was. Unreal.

Anyhow, this walk in system they have is total bullshit.

Dude, this is uncanny. I was literally about to post about this place to see if anyone had intel. Loved the look of Camryn on RR and googled the place. Looks like this used to be a legit spa that went under and it now much more. Good advice on the walk in.

[PriscillaM]

I went there on Saturday. The refrigerator up front has been replaced with a moistie light skinned black gal. Just before I went in a goober wearing a mask (this is probably the only business that does not require a mask to enter) and a man bun walked in.

I waited.

I went in and the hottie up front. Looks like mariah carey from the early 1990's, said that only maya was available. Maya's phone pics looked like she was a BWOUS (Black woman of unusual size), so I passed.

I asked if camryn was there. I even brought some covers to fuck her with, but she was not there. This was despite their ad saying she was. Unreal.

Anyhow, this walk in system they have is total bullshit.

[Kmp Chaser]

Broadway and 65.

Went twice first time got a nice looking central American chick 7/10 on the looks side and 7/10 price was 120 entrance and tip. FS. CBJ. Multiple positions ok about early 30 late 20 age.

Second time got a Colombian 8/10 in looks big ass and took a pounding she ask for 120 FS plus entrance fee of 40, CBJ, Multiple positions she get into it or at least pretend makes you feel like a champs!!

Firestone & Holmes.

Went twice First time young Colombian early 20 petite figure 8/10 in looks. Took a pounding didn't complain, so that's a plus. CBJ, Multiple positions. 50 entrance 100 FS.

Second time early 30 Mexican nice D cups Bolts on nice fit figure, very sensual took the pounding wiped me off and sent me on my way!

Tried looking these places up on Google maps by the cross streets but no luck. Do you mind telling what their names are? PMs works too.

Thanks!

[GwarBear]

Seems like pine has replaced the fake "we're close because of the virus" sign on the door that you could walk right past and see some talent with a very real "notice of abandonment" and they've skipped out on the joint. Rose who has been mentioned on this board before is at 815X now so not all lost.

815 X? The one in Rancho Santa Margarita?

[Gman008]

Broadway and 65.

Went twice first time got a nice looking central American chick 7/10 on the looks side and 7/10 price was 120 entrance and tip. FS. CBJ. Multiple positions ok about early 30 late 20 age.

Second time got a Colombian 8/10 in looks big ass and took a pounding she ask for 120 FS plus entrance fee of 40, CBJ, Multiple positions she get into it or at least pretend makes you feel like a champs!!

Firestone & Holmes.

Went twice First time young Colombian early 20 petite figure 8/10 in looks. Took a pounding didn't complain, so that's a plus. CBJ, Multiple positions. 50 entrance 100 FS.

Second time early 30 Mexican nice D cups Bolts on nice fit figure, very sensual took the pounding wiped me off and sent me on my way!

[TylerDurd]

I am walking distance from Goldfinger but have only visited the establishment once. I don't see the great appeal in getting jerked off. Pretty close to 100% of rub-a-dubs give the happy ending. There was a while there where I visited all the Chinese parlors up and down Westwood and just stuck their hand on my dick, and they basically all went with it.

At AMPs you want Koreans, wearing bikinis not jeans, who actually fuck!

Where can I find these magical parlors.

Personally, I don't find FS at parlors to be particular appealing. Its not very comfortable when the doors usually don't even lock and theres people walking in and out all the time. They also don't tend to attract the best talent. I'm not often in the mood to F a 5/6, but ill get a jerk from a 5/6 anyday. The appeal to me is the actually massage itself, and the HJ being a nice finale, all for an affordable price. If I wanted higher quality K girls I'd just go through an agency.

[PriscillaM]

Dear god.

Those poor ladies. Theyre about to get tennis elbow from the amount of jerking theyre about to do.

Wouldn't be surprised if you start seeing lines out of the front door like a gamestop on a new halo release.

Get in while you can cause this will be shut down again t minus 2 weeks max.

Yeah, case rate is over 2500 a day in la county, like in June (boy, got to love those mask mandates), so they are going to re-close.

Poor fucker who did the remodel is probably depressed.

[TempletonRat]

So you afflicted types probably have not read numbers chapter 24 in a while, but I was driving down west wood boulevard, and as balaam son of peor said:

A star shall come out of westwood boulevard, and a scepter shall rise south of Santa Monica boulevard, it shall crush the borderlands of CEO massage at 162- westwood and the territory of oriental massage at 187# westwood.

Yes, boys, goldfinger has reopened. The new owner must have obtained a fuken ppp loan, because the neon OPEN and MASSAGE signs are modelled after the luxor in Las Vegas. It was attracting mongers like moths to french fry lights.

I drove by like around 845 and was in shock. Despite the lockdowns, mask mandates, social distancing histrionics at trader joe's and a case spread rate that keeps going up and down in stochastic form proving that except for hand washing, none of the mitigations work, Goldfinger was open.

I rolled in at 845 pm and the new owner must have gotten a meth addict with a degree in interior design to remodel the place. The place looks like the inside of a woman's handbag and / or the lobby of the cosmopolitan hotel in vegas. There is shit everywhere. There is a water cooler. Gone is the price list on the wall, replaced by furnishings and bedding and sofas from the set of interview with the vampire. The place has a southern gothic / hindu temple vibe.

I am walking distance from Goldfinger but have only visited the establishment once. I don't see the great appeal in getting jerked off. Pretty close to 100% of rub-a-dubs give the happy ending. There was a while there where I visited all the Chinese parlors up and down Westwood and just stuck their hand on my dick, and they basically all went with it.

At AMPs you want Koreans, wearing bikinis not jeans, who actually fuck!

[TylerDurd]

So you afflicted types probably have not read numbers chapter 24 in a while, but I was driving down west wood boulevard, and as balaam son of peor said:

A star shall come out of westwood boulevard, and a scepter shall rise south of Santa Monica boulevard, it shall crush the borderlands of CEO massage at 162- westwood and the territory of oriental massage at 187# westwood.

Yes, boys, goldfinger has reopened. The new owner must have obtained a fuken ppp loan, because the neon OPEN and MASSAGE signs are modelled after the luxor in Las Vegas. It was attracting mongers like moths to french fry lights.

I drove by like around 845 and was in shock. Despite the lockdowns, mask mandates, social distancing histrionics at trader joe's and a case spread rate that keeps going up and down in stochastic form proving that except for hand washing, none of the mitigations work, Goldfinger was open.

I rolled in at 845 pm and the new owner must have gotten a meth addict with a degree in interior design to remodel the place. The place looks like the inside of a woman's handbag and / or the lobby of the cosmopolitan hotel in vegas. There is shit everywhere. There is a water cooler. Gone is the price list on the wall, replaced by furnishings and bedding and sofas from the set of interview with the vampire. The place has a southern gothic / hindu temple vibe.

A gal, (she might have been my tech) walked out of the hall way into the foyer when I walked in because of the ringie dingie that goes off. I asked if an hour was available, but it was 845 and she said half an hour. She beckoned me into I think room 5 (middle room on the south side of the hallway) and she took all the ungodly shit off the table and threw it on the couch. The owner stole a shitload of towels from the Sheraton. I handed her the 40 bucks and used the Sheraton towel and lay face down. I took off my mask.

In walks Selena (this is not the same Selena who did off campus work pre-flu) and I think it may have been the mamasan who greeted me in. I am not sure.

She asked if I had been there before and I said yes, she said, well we just opened today. Shots fired. I said, I had been there before the world turned into a fear palace.

She started medium pressure and I asked for softer. She abided and just did a soft massage and eventually took off the towel and went for my potato size nuts and 10 inch hot rod. She kept tickling my boy pussy and nuts and I let her get up under me and I was about to turn over (this is about 10 minutes in) but she said that local regulations required she wash off the oil. She left and came back with a hot towel. I turned over and she wasted no time doing some mediocre dick work. She pulled down her pants so that I would not have to be relegated to only "over the clothes" fondling and her ass was as flat as an ironing board and she had this gut that you only see among green bay packer season ticket holders. Her body is pretty horrible.

I made her work it pretty long and she used every angle to martinize my hot rod. I blew my load around 27 minutes in and got up, tipped her 60 and prepared to walk out the back. I was offered water. I said no. There were other gals on staff but I did not see him, but two mongers rolled in while I was being masturbated and a monger was about to walk in as I left.

So, goldfinger is back and you can avoid Selena.

Dear god.

Those poor ladies. Theyre about to get tennis elbow from the amount of jerking theyre about to do.

Wouldn't be surprised if you start seeing lines out of the front door like a gamestop on a new halo release.

Get in while you can cause this will be shut down again t minus 2 weeks max.

[PriscillaM]

So you afflicted types probably have not read numbers chapter 24 in a while, but I was driving down west wood boulevard, and as balaam son of peor said:

A star shall come out of westwood boulevard, and a scepter shall rise south of Santa Monica boulevard, it shall crush the borderlands of CEO massage at 162- westwood and the territory of oriental massage at 187# westwood.

Yes, boys, goldfinger has reopened. The new owner must have obtained a fuken ppp loan, because the neon OPEN and MASSAGE signs are modelled after the luxor in Las Vegas. It was attracting mongers like moths to french fry lights.

I drove by like around 845 and was in shock. Despite the lockdowns, mask mandates, social distancing histrionics at trader joe's and a case spread rate that keeps going up and down in stochastic form proving that except for hand washing, none of the mitigations work, Goldfinger was open.

I rolled in at 845 pm and the new owner must have gotten a meth addict with a degree in interior design to remodel the place. The place looks like the inside of a woman's handbag and / or the lobby of the cosmopolitan hotel in vegas. There is shit everywhere. There is a water cooler. Gone is the price list on the wall, replaced by furnishings and bedding and sofas from the set of interview with the vampire. The place has a southern gothic / hindu temple vibe.

A gal, (she might have been my tech) walked out of the hall way into the foyer when I walked in because of the ringie dingie that goes off. I asked if an hour was available, but it was 845 and she said half an hour. She beckoned me into I think room 5 (middle room on the south side of the hallway) and she took all the ungodly shit off the table and threw it on the couch. The owner stole a shitload of towels from the Sheraton. I handed her the 40 bucks and used the Sheraton towel and lay face down. I took off my mask.

In walks Selena (this is not the same Selena who did off campus work pre-flu) and I think it may have been the mamasan who greeted me in. I am not sure.

She asked if I had been there before and I said yes, she said, well we just opened today. Shots fired. I said, I had been there before the world turned into a fear palace.

She started medium pressure and I asked for softer. She abided and just did a soft massage and eventually took off the towel and went for my potato size nuts and 10 inch hot rod. She kept tickling my boy pussy and nuts and I let her get up under me and I was about to turn over (this is about 10 minutes in) but she said that local regulations required she wash off the oil. She left and came back with a hot towel. I turned over and she wasted no time doing some mediocre dick work. She pulled down her pants so that I would not have to be relegated to only "over the clothes" fondling and her ass was as flat as an ironing board and she had this gut that you only see among green bay packer season ticket holders. Her body is pretty horrible.

I made her work it pretty long and she used every angle to martinize my hot rod. I blew my load around 27 minutes in and got up, tipped her 60 and prepared to walk out the back. I was offered water. I said no. There were other gals on staff but I did not see him, but two mongers rolled in while I was being masturbated and a monger was about to walk in as I left.

So, goldfinger is back and you can avoid Selena.

[PriscillaM]

I have now been to zen suites at 30% Washington in Venice / mdr three times:

1. Camryn, known as Jackie, with good reviews on ter. White girl with malformed body due to prior pregnancy and terrible sag titties. Horny though and some dude creampied her.

2. Jordyn. Black girl who claims she is Indian and is for shit. Some guy on her assfucked her by accident.

3 Chanel. Black girl who literally has a body that looks like EDP445. Fat black woman who jerked me off for 30 minutes. I almost had to see an erectile dysfunction specialist during the hand job.

I saw the other like big Latina gal in the hall way. She looks like a moose.

[CodyMax33]

I can confirm WT above the 7/11 is back open for business under new management and lots of girls in their early to late 20's. I visited Coco there yesterday. Super pretty, mid 20's, fake boobs but not overdone, tiny and shaved. CBJ, lots of body kissing and then into CFS. Damage $100

Went in Today as I was in the area, and there is actually a lot of street parking with parking meters around the area. Called them in advance and the mamsan was very friendly and encouraged me to come in a meet them. I asked for coco, she said she's gone for long vacation, but there is someone better than coco and will give you her, please come she said. She then texted me info about the place been rennovated under new admin and staff yada yada. I said, I'll be there by 1 pm. Small but nice and clean place. Hygiene was very important, asked me to wash my hands and disinfect with the wipes etc and I was shown to the room. The room was small but good lighting unlike the other dim lit places I've been to. In walks a petit gem named Su. She had nice round bolt ons, but it was the softest ever. Let me tell you the downside of it all first. I had to keep the mask on at all times. That was it.

Then the game began, CBJ was really good. I don't know what she did, maybe her teeth or something, I usually don't like CBJs much, but she knew her game. I couldn't keep my hands off her boobs. Oh maan. . And boy my favorite was yet to come. She then asked be to lean back more and started licking and sucking my Balls. She also raised my legs it was almost in the Air. I was in heaven. Loved it. She was almost close to my ahole. She went at it for almost close to 5 - 8 minutes, CBJ and ball licking. I'm sure she would have gone even down. I was at the verge of coming, but had to give her a pounding, so took her in mish and could not last long. I was done in 5 . LOL. This was my first coming so fast. She was one vibrant young lady who knew how to do her stuff. She was still so touchy and playful after that. We massaged each other, talked and had a few dry humps in between. I was hard again and she was like do you want to make another go? I was out of money and also had to be some place else. But will definitely repeat. Su said she is there usually on Saturdays. Today she was covering for someone or so.

But guys, I tell you the place is a hidden gem. I need to go back some other days and explore other options as well. The best part is that there is no wait. No one ever is there. I could feel it in the Mamasan's desperate talk. So There you go. Definitely going back.

[PriscillaM]

How much was the damage?

Door fee - 30 minutes for fifty dollars ($50.00).

Tip to provider who looked like she is a dealer at commerce casino. Sixty dollars ($60.00).

Blow to my ego for getting a hand job from someone who looks like Coraline mom. Priceless.

[Rocky99]

Some takeaways on the zen suites at 30** washington boulevard, in Marina del rey.

1. they have more ads on rubratings than all the presidential candidates and nationwide have on youtube. You can text the phone number and you get an address.

2. it is walk in only, which has to be the stupidest model ever used in a non Asian mp. It will be the death knell of the place. You cannot just let mongers come in to a place like that.

3. if you walk in, the refrigerator size black receptionist, tells you they are all booked up and you need to deposit 40 bucks to hold a reservation in a few hours.

4. there are large massage rooms and a staff of non-Asians (age 36040), including a fat white gal (camryn), an Indian gal (Jordyn) who apparently lets you put your hot rod in her rear garage (accidentally).

5. I am NOT putting 40 bucks (my hourly wage at von's is 22.50 per hour) as a deposit.

6. I will try again this weekend because as of now, there is nothing on the west side that will let you up the ass accidentally.

Hi.

Can someone provide a link to this spa? Or some land mark, address or real name. Couldn't find it 'Zen suites' in google. I am visiting LA for two days and appreciate some leads on spa / massages. 'erotic'.

Rocky.

[PeaceMillion]

So in what must be a first, namely, a business opening up brand new in the midst of a pandemic and what is likely to be a 3 month lockdown (those work so well) with the new task force, I visited CEO massage on 16 xx westwood.

It is a nice smelling incoming senator's daugther's hair above santa monica in westwood. I read a totally useless review on maps of rub.

I had lori, a rather homely as a pound dog 50 year old asian woman jerk me off.

We need goldfinger and ccoo's magic ass finger. Badly.

How much was the damage?