Massage Parlor Reports

[SweepTheLeg]

Great first post. Thanks for sharing.

Thank you sir, I thought it was a little long, but I wanted to get all the details.

My only mistake was I thought there was a discount but I guess that was before, but still.

[RChangDatyKing]

On RM I see a Coco review from a couple of weeks ago at Diamond. La Mesa seems to be the bigger value Spa area right now. Going to have to make that trip soon. Been thinking about Leisure in KM bc its closer, but not now, haha. There is just so many times I can see Anna at Z's before it gets routine.

I have been going to Diamond regularly for the past month or so. Yes, it's the best value right now. I have not scheduled a session with CoCo, but I don't think she's the same one that was reviewed at Queen Spa. The CoCo at Diamond is definitely not 5'7", and I don't think she has huge boobs.

[RChangDatyKing]

Hey guys, first time poster here so please be easy on me.

I figured that I have been using this site so long that maybe I should start contributing back to help out the other silent guys.

I live in East County area and didn't feel like driving to the Spas I see reviewed all the time, because I felt by the time I got there I would have to wait in line. I'm kind of impatient and I get nervous if I see another guy there for the same reason I am there, so there's that.

So I decided to go to "you-Spa" in LG. I pass by there all the time but was a little apprehensive since the door faces the main drag Broadway, but I wanted to get some action. The COVID set me back and I needed some personal attention from a offering lady masseuse.

Cash in hand, I parked along the street, the small parking lot behind was kinda tight and busy with action from the Vet office back there.

Walked in, did not see anyone at first, then heard a "Hello" from the back as the older thin girl came walking towards me from behind what looks like a security door. Now was really nervous, is this place safe?

Been to a few spas and used to the cameras, but never seen a security door inside, but I was already there.

I was greeted by this girl, her name "Candy," thin build slender body but a bit older, not bad looking but not a spring chicken. I don't care all that much for looks, I was there for one thing and a massage, LOL.

She takes me back to the first room by the front door, I pay the house fee, discount because it was early, bonus.

I strip down and wait for her return.

She returns and give a okay rub down, wouldn't really call it a massage but it felt good and she kept teasing the boys downstairs just light enough to make junior almost poke a hole in the table.

She kept lightly teasing and running her finger down my ass crack to my balls, felt awesome.

On the flip she motion for boom-boom and a BJ as she was lightly teasing my junk. So I said yes please.

We negotiated on a price and it was go time.

She leaves the room only to return with plastic wrap and some other things that looked like wipes, I guess for afterwards. She started sucking jr BBBJ to get him to full attention again and she then wraps my junk with the plastic wrap and lays sideways across the table.

I have heard of the plastic wrap condom but this was the first time for me so didn't expect much. Man was I surprised, it had been a while since I got laid but man that plastic wrap I swear made me pop way too early. It was noisy and kept bunching up but it worked and did the trick.

I didn't last as long as I would have like but I scratched my itch.

So total was 140 for fun time and 40 for the entry fee if I remember right.

Hopefully this helps the other first timers bust their cherry, ha ha.

Great first post. Thanks for sharing.

[DragonWolf]

She leaves the room only to return with plastic wrap and some other things that looked like wipes, I guess for afterwards. She started sucking jr BBBJ to get him to full attention again and she then wraps my junk with the plastic wrap and lays sideways across the table.

I have heard of the plastic wrap condom but this was the first time for me so didn't expect much. Man was I surprised, it had been a while since I got laid but man that plastic wrap I swear made me pop way too early. It was noisy and kept bunching up but it worked and did the trick.

I didn't last as long as I would have like but I scratched my itch.

So total was 140 for fun time and 40 for the entry fee if I remember right.

Hopefully this helps the other first timers bust their cherry, ha ha.

I've heard of the plastic wrap and even heard of one spa were a particular lady will use a paper towel during the BJ.

Sooo. Always take your own protection, and avoid the old "paper or plastic?" question that we used to get in groceries stores. Haha.

But seriously, taking your own is the only way to make sure you're not left in the lurch.

[SweepTheLeg]

Hey guys, first time poster here so please be easy on me.

I figured that I have been using this site so long that maybe I should start contributing back to help out the other silent guys.

I live in East County area and didn't feel like driving to the Spas I see reviewed all the time, because I felt by the time I got there I would have to wait in line. I'm kind of impatient and I get nervous if I see another guy there for the same reason I am there, so there's that.

So I decided to go to "you-Spa" in LG. I pass by there all the time but was a little apprehensive since the door faces the main drag Broadway, but I wanted to get some action. The COVID set me back and I needed some personal attention from a offering lady masseuse.

Cash in hand, I parked along the street, the small parking lot behind was kinda tight and busy with action from the Vet office back there.

Walked in, did not see anyone at first, then heard a "Hello" from the back as the older thin girl came walking towards me from behind what looks like a security door. Now was really nervous, is this place safe?

Been to a few spas and used to the cameras, but never seen a security door inside, but I was already there.

I was greeted by this girl, her name "Candy," thin build slender body but a bit older, not bad looking but not a spring chicken. I don't care all that much for looks, I was there for one thing and a massage, LOL.

She takes me back to the first room by the front door, I pay the house fee, discount because it was early, bonus.

I strip down and wait for her return.

She returns and give a okay rub down, wouldn't really call it a massage but it felt good and she kept teasing the boys downstairs just light enough to make junior almost poke a hole in the table.

She kept lightly teasing and running her finger down my ass crack to my balls, felt awesome.

On the flip she motion for boom-boom and a BJ as she was lightly teasing my junk. So I said yes please.

We negotiated on a price and it was go time.

She leaves the room only to return with plastic wrap and some other things that looked like wipes, I guess for afterwards. She started sucking jr BBBJ to get him to full attention again and she then wraps my junk with the plastic wrap and lays sideways across the table.

I have heard of the plastic wrap condom but this was the first time for me so didn't expect much. Man was I surprised, it had been a while since I got laid but man that plastic wrap I swear made me pop way too early. It was noisy and kept bunching up but it worked and did the trick.

I didn't last as long as I would have like but I scratched my itch.

So total was 140 for fun time and 40 for the entry fee if I remember right.

Hopefully this helps the other first timers bust their cherry, ha ha.

[CocoaMilked]

Is that something she offers or mmv type deal.

I didn't ask, more so going to do it "accidental".

[DragonWolf]

Is that something she offers or mmv type deal.

I've never heard of her offering it, so I think it may be a nice little fantasy, but YMMV with all these ladies.

[J0K3R]

I agree, saw Sophia a week ago. Almost slipped the cover off and creamed her. Next time.

Is that something she offers or mmv type deal.

[Koolbeans]

I had gotten word that Coco was a big tittied asian who would do FS. I'm not down with FS but I am with large breasted asian girls.

She is tall. Probably 5 7. Looks. Dunno since she had a mask the whole time. But her body is not bad. Her tits were large. But they were in a dress that she wouldn't remove for less than $80. Haha no thanks. It's not that tempting.

She didn't tease at all. And she didn't allow hands to roam. Apparently she works at another massage parlor so that tells me some of you bastards have been keeping this gem to yourself. I always share intel and so I hope she gets swarmed and made forum famous. LOL Not because she offers such great service. She doesn't. But because I don't want these selfish Joes thinking she's their secret. F you greedy bastards. All love jk.

But she does have nice large tits. Didn't see them in the flesh but she let me feel them while she did the HJ for 50.

Good luck. Queen Spa in La Mesa by the Subway.

Nothing against you not preferring FS, but Leah at Know Knots has a nice rack, provides amazing covered service and must work on her Kegel muscles as it is a tight box. She actually guided my hands to squeeze them while I was pounding away which made it hotter. I love women that know what they want and give directions on how to make their experience just as enjoyable. So yes, share you greedy bastards 😊.

[ElmersGoo]

I had gotten word that Coco was a big tittied asian who would do FS. I'm not down with FS but I am with large breasted asian girls.

She is tall. Probably 5 7. Looks. Dunno since she had a mask the whole time. But her body is not bad. Her tits were large. But they were in a dress that she wouldn't remove for less than $80. Haha no thanks. It's not that tempting.

She didn't tease at all. And she didn't allow hands to roam. Apparently she works at another massage parlor so that tells me some of you bastards have been keeping this gem to yourself. I always share intel and so I hope she gets swarmed and made forum famous. LOL Not because she offers such great service. She doesn't. But because I don't want these selfish Joes thinking she's their secret. F you greedy bastards. All love jk.

But she does have nice large tits. Didn't see them in the flesh but she let me feel them while she did the HJ for 50.

Good luck. Queen Spa in La Mesa by the Subway.

On RM I see a Coco review from a couple of weeks ago at Diamond. La Mesa seems to be the bigger value Spa area right now. Going to have to make that trip soon. Been thinking about Leisure in KM bc its closer, but not now, haha. There is just so many times I can see Anna at Z's before it gets routine.

[MartinL]

I had gotten word that Coco was a big tittied asian who would do FS. I'm not down with FS but I am with large breasted asian girls.

She is tall. Probably 5 7. Looks. Dunno since she had a mask the whole time. But her body is not bad. Her tits were large. But they were in a dress that she wouldn't remove for less than $80. Haha no thanks. It's not that tempting.

She didn't tease at all. And she didn't allow hands to roam. Apparently she works at another massage parlor so that tells me some of you bastards have been keeping this gem to yourself. I always share intel and so I hope she gets swarmed and made forum famous. LOL Not because she offers such great service. She doesn't. But because I don't want these selfish Joes thinking she's their secret. F you greedy bastards. All love jk.

But she does have nice large tits. Didn't see them in the flesh but she let me feel them while she did the HJ for 50.

Good luck. Queen Spa in La Mesa by the Subway.

[MikeHall]

Flipped a coin to decide if I should go visit Eva at Diamond or try one of these East county spots. Never ventured out there so was intrigued by the reviews. The coin (Siri) told me to go out East. So I went to East County Massage. I'm thinking it's the same provider. Fit the description but I would say she's older. Name was Carol. Her massage was kinda all over the place and kept avoiding exposing the goods the entire time. Not good. Massage was ok at best. She seemed to try but it ended up being strictly legit. Only the 3rd time ever I struck out. Been to many places and I don't think I give off an LE vibe LOL. One thing I liked was the heated table and the oil was a lot hotter than normal. Felt good being a bit chilly outside. Not a good first impression on East county. Anyone know a good HE spot I need to try? Love me some Eva but I like to try new places.

That's a shame. It could be the same provider, but possibly a different one. I've seen 2 different girls there previously. Did you give her any kind of signal you wanted more than a legit massage? The first couple times I went there I got nowhere, so maybe it's a case of hit & miss.

I went to several AMPs in Santee and have this to report.

Neverland Massage--Stopped by and they look the same as when they first opened, with curtains separating the massage areas. Asked for 30 minutes but mamasan said they were busy and to either wait or come back in 30 minutes. Bailed.

Hello Massage--Asked for 30 minutes and the giveaway that it was going to be legit was it was only $30. The provider was called out to take my money and her outfit also made it seem legit, a polo shirt with the store logo and sweat pants. Before taking my money she also said for the 30 minutes it would be "back and neck only". That clinched it, little Mikey was going to keep on sleeping. Massage was very good though. She got out a couple kinks I didn't know I had (and added a few).

F&H Massage--Across from Hello Massage. Asked for 30 minutes, paid $40. Provider was your average 40-ish Chinese mom, nothing that stood out. I gave the standard signal, she giggled. She did a little teasing before the flip. On the flip she saw little Mikey fully awake and said, "OH!" No negotiation and she got to work. Would not get bare and only allowed OTC touchingShe knew what she was doing on the HJ, though, so I popped quickly.

[DrPornDawger]

I haven't been, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say, no, they're not real pics.

A. Some of the pics looks familiar, though Googling them didn't yield results (maybe because of shrinking and cropping).

B. On the link, one of the pics is of Japanese porn star Karen Aoki.

Just wondering if these are the spas being advertised, they offer hr long sessions now?

[RChangDatyKing]

I actually went yesterday and didn't make an appointment with Eva to see who I would draw and got Amber. Fairly attractive for her age and had a nice rack. Unfortunately didn't pull them out for me first visit. But her massage was awesome. Probably one of the best CMT style massages except not as much teasing as Eva that I like. She really worked the knots out of my back. HE was great too. Took her time and took good direction. Definitely will be a repeat with her. Totally agree about MBC. Those girls push for too much tip. Yes Diamond still has lower rates than most places and never get asked about tips.

Yeah, Eva definitely does lots of teasing and "oh baby" to get you in the mood.

The other girls will do a thorough massage, then light teasing before the flip. Yes, Amber has a great rack and better than most I've seen in awhile at a traditional HJ AMP. She's definitely the youngest there, in her 30's. YoYo also has a pretty face for her age, and is probably in her early 40's.

[CocoaMilked]

Went to mrc for the first time, with cayla. Very pretty and nice body. She is skinny but does have a slight belly but it wasnt a turn off. Grabbed her ass as soon as she started massaging near my head. Nice little sensual massage that continued on the flip, with a Russian slide. CBJ was probably the best I have had. Started with cg, into standing with her in my arms in front if mirror. Then standing mish, then standing doggy and blew into bag. Probably was in and out in 20 mins but I didn't have a lot of time to spare so I wasnt complaining. Good experience but probably want to try someone new next time.

Whats the damage?