Massage Parlor Reports

[Rocky99]

Some takeaways on the zen suites at 30** washington boulevard, in Marina del rey.

1. they have more ads on rubratings than all the presidential candidates and nationwide have on youtube. You can text the phone number and you get an address.

2. it is walk in only, which has to be the stupidest model ever used in a non Asian mp. It will be the death knell of the place. You cannot just let mongers come in to a place like that.

3. if you walk in, the refrigerator size black receptionist, tells you they are all booked up and you need to deposit 40 bucks to hold a reservation in a few hours.

4. there are large massage rooms and a staff of non-Asians (age 36040), including a fat white gal (camryn), an Indian gal (Jordyn) who apparently lets you put your hot rod in her rear garage (accidentally).

5. I am NOT putting 40 bucks (my hourly wage at von's is 22.50 per hour) as a deposit.

6. I will try again this weekend because as of now, there is nothing on the west side that will let you up the ass accidentally.

Hi.

Can someone provide a link to this spa? Or some land mark, address or real name. Couldn't find it 'Zen suites' in google. I am visiting LA for two days and appreciate some leads on spa / massages. 'erotic'.

Rocky.

[PeaceMillion]

So in what must be a first, namely, a business opening up brand new in the midst of a pandemic and what is likely to be a 3 month lockdown (those work so well) with the new task force, I visited CEO massage on 16 xx westwood.

It is a nice smelling incoming senator's daugther's hair above santa monica in westwood. I read a totally useless review on maps of rub.

I had lori, a rather homely as a pound dog 50 year old asian woman jerk me off.

We need goldfinger and ccoo's magic ass finger. Badly.

How much was the damage?

[PriscillaM]

Seems like pine has replaced the fake "we're close because of the virus" sign on the door that you could walk right past and see some talent with a very real "notice of abandonment" and they've skipped out on the joint. Rose who has been mentioned on this board before is at 815X now so not all lost.

To quote the famous movie:

I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of love chutes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

[PaleMan]

What's the regular fee? What services does she provide; bbj, BBFS, cfs, fiv, greek

Seems like pine has replaced the fake "we're close because of the virus" sign on the door that you could walk right past and see some talent with a very real "notice of abandonment" and they've skipped out on the joint. Rose who has been mentioned on this board before is at 815X now so not all lost.

[BruceLee66]

I think that place closed down, anyone have info on where they went or how to contact them?

[PriscillaM]

So in what must be a first, namely, a business opening up brand new in the midst of a pandemic and what is likely to be a 3 month lockdown (those work so well) with the new task force, I visited CEO massage on 16 xx westwood.

It is a nice smelling incoming senator's daugther's hair above santa monica in westwood. I read a totally useless review on maps of rub.

I had lori, a rather homely as a pound dog 50 year old asian woman jerk me off.

We need goldfinger and ccoo's magic ass finger. Badly.

[FreeFallInMe]

Anyone remember Jenny from True Life. Anyone got Intel on her. I miss that MILF.

[HDLover]

With liberal borrowing from mr. Sorkin:

Son, I live on the westside and the hookers in apartments are asian girs on sawtelle with the ter reviews commenting as to the pictures resemblance with a statement "another person" or crystallangels.com with stinky pussies, CBJs and bat breath.

So, we have limited options, and those options must be tested by someone with a ten inch maglite.

Who's going to dip his hot rod in a jacuzzi on washington boulevard next to some outside restaurant, you? You lieutenant poontang?

I have more responsibility and have gotten more subpar handjobs than you can fathom.

You weep for the sanitation of the jazuzzi at zen suites and curse those who get handjobs from nubians.

You don't know what I know.

And that is while my flaming of zen suites is tragic, it saves accidental assfucking jordyn for an upcharge.

And my existence, while grotesque to you, saves you from seeing camryn's saggy titties.

But deep down, in places you don't talk about, like at hostess clubs (yeah, like those will ever come back), in the shower with Ktownescorts or sweetasiangems, you need me to go to the jacuzzi.

I use words like hot rod, tailpipe, maglite, garage, and gooch.

They're the backbone of my mongering.

You use them as a punchline!

I haven't the time or inclination to explain myself. To a man who says "muh apartments" or "muh russia" when he does not live on the west saeeed and questions why I do not drive to an SGV cumdump.

Better just to thank me, or go get a soak and piss in the tub like me.

But I really don't give a hoot what you think you are entitled to!

So, yes, I ordered the Code Red.

Thank Goodness for "A Few Good Men" to keep us safe.

[FuckIt323]

Hopefully she can keep her mask on den LOL.

Wen, Culver.

Warning. Sue isn't a "looker". She makes up for it in other ways. YMMV.

[BigBadNut]

I think it's been closed for a while.

Phone number is unreliable, the former owner was very paranoid and rarely picked up the phone.

Maybe it'll open up now that MP's are allowed to open.

Its open! The Kgal who is 35-40 and pretty was up to bat. Always a good attitude and performance!

[MyFinalHeav3]

The hero we need.

Thanks for plunging your dick in the filth so that we can keep ours clean.

With liberal borrowing from mr. Sorkin:

Son, I live on the westside and the hookers in apartments are asian girs on sawtelle with the ter reviews commenting as to the pictures resemblance with a statement "another person" or crystallangels.com with stinky pussies, CBJs and bat breath.

So, we have limited options, and those options must be tested by someone with a ten inch maglite.

Who's going to dip his hot rod in a jacuzzi on washington boulevard next to some outside restaurant, you? You lieutenant poontang?

I have more responsibility and have gotten more subpar handjobs than you can fathom.

You weep for the sanitation of the jazuzzi at zen suites and curse those who get handjobs from nubians.

You don't know what I know.

And that is while my flaming of zen suites is tragic, it saves accidental assfucking jordyn for an upcharge.

And my existence, while grotesque to you, saves you from seeing camryn's saggy titties.

But deep down, in places you don't talk about, like at hostess clubs (yeah, like those will ever come back), in the shower with Ktownescorts or sweetasiangems, you need me to go to the jacuzzi.

I use words like hot rod, tailpipe, maglite, garage, and gooch.

They're the backbone of my mongering.

You use them as a punchline!

I haven't the time or inclination to explain myself. To a man who says "muh apartments" or "muh russia" when he does not live on the west saeeed and questions why I do not drive to an SGV cumdump.

Better just to thank me, or go get a soak and piss in the tub like me.

But I really don't give a hoot what you think you are entitled to!

So, yes, I ordered the Code Red.

[TylerDurd]

With liberal borrowing from mr. Sorkin:

Son, I live on the westside and the hookers in apartments are asian girs on sawtelle with the ter reviews commenting as to the pictures resemblance with a statement "another person" or crystallangels.com with stinky pussies, CBJs and bat breath.

So, we have limited options, and those options must be tested by someone with a ten inch maglite.

Who's going to dip his hot rod in a jacuzzi on washington boulevard next to some outside restaurant, you? You lieutenant poontang?

I have more responsibility and have gotten more subpar handjobs than you can fathom.

You weep for the sanitation of the jazuzzi at zen suites and curse those who get handjobs from nubians.

You don't know what I know.

And that is while my flaming of zen suites is tragic, it saves accidental assfucking jordyn for an upcharge.

And my existence, while grotesque to you, saves you from seeing camryn's saggy titties.

But deep down, in places you don't talk about, like at hostess clubs (yeah, like those will ever come back), in the shower with Ktownescorts or sweetasiangems, you need me to go to the jacuzzi.

I use words like hot rod, tailpipe, maglite, garage, and gooch.

They're the backbone of my mongering.

You use them as a punchline!

I haven't the time or inclination to explain myself. To a man who says "muh apartments" or "muh russia" when he does not live on the west saeeed and questions why I do not drive to an SGV cumdump.

Better just to thank me, or go get a soak and piss in the tub like me.

But I really don't give a hoot what you think you are entitled to!

So, yes, I ordered the Code Red.

I apologize on behalf of all mongers here for the statements of this man. They do not represent our opinions.

To the commenter, have some goddam respect. This man is out here on the frontlines taking fingers in the bum from semi-grannies at every tugshop in the westside, and you have the audacity to question his ways? Priscilla is the hero we need but don't deserve. How else am I supposed to know to avoid just about every MP talked about on here? God I miss the finger of gold.

[Fat Jerk76]

I like brestesse.

Wen, Culver.

Warning. Sue isn't a "looker". She makes up for it in other ways. YMMV.

[JamesMcCoy692]

Jordyn comes down to get me and she is not indian. She is nubian / mixed / exotic. Meaning she is black. She does not mumble, she has slurred speech from either ketamines and / or weed. She has a fat fucken ass and she is a marsupial.

Hahaha! Yea, when I saw her I thought she was black mixed with Indian, bu she claimed she was just Indian. I think a lot of black girls don't get much love so they try to be mixed or something else.

[CodyMax33]

I have been with Kimberly. She is genuine and straight forward. Once you reach out to her, she will communicate via email laying out her terms and conditions.

She has a small apartment and a dog. He is obedient and stays away. I loved her massage, was pretty good and professional. The release was also good.

Does anyone know about these two women?

I understand Kimberly has ample reviews on PD, but based on my experience with PD reviews, they are not indicative of how good the service is going to be. Everyone on the site seems to give stellar positive reviews even if it's mediocre at its best.

If anyone has any intel on either one of them, I would really appreciate it if you can share!

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...imberlyCavalli

https://massage.eros.com/california/...957.htm?cat=83