Massage Parlor Reports

[WalkerC]

Should have listened to the board but I went against my better judgement and tried out Viviana, I recalled her being an attractive and looking very sexy last year in a mini skirt.

Book a half hour with her, out. 8 from the start.

Let me tell you, what a WASTE. Massage was terrible, light touch would give her too much credit as there was no skill except for just running her oily hands on your body. The entire time she didn't say a word. Cleaned up with a warm towel, asked to flip, and same procedure but on the front avoiding the mid section. 20 minutes in, she just leaves the room. Stunned, I lay there for a few minutes, thinking maybe she had to use the bathroom or something. But no, that was it. No mention of it being over or anything. What a weird experience.

Left and she was on her phone by the exit. Glad she wasn't expecting or waiting for a tip. Never again fellas, listen to the board.

Should have gone with Sandra, even with all her chit chat.

Viviana has always been that way. She clearly does not enjoy what she is doing. FHOH offers a lot of other services you would find in a legit day spa. She'd be better off at a place like that.

[Barkeater]

I'm a little hesitant to go to FHOH just because I can't find anything on the web about it at all, and other than what I hear from you fine people there is just no intel on this place. Has it always been this way?

Just curious. When visiting, is there anything specific you need to when making an appointment? Or do they assume if you are a man making an appointment for a massage you are looking for happy times?

Many thanks, be safe out there.

--BE.

Tall blonde is Leah. Leah and Sandra offer FS and IMHO would be the only reason to visit FHOH. Sandra being the more attractive of the two. Adriana is the new girl and she is a brunette. She's very attractive as well but I haven't had a dream with her so I can't tell you what's on the menu. What I can tell you is her menu is far more open than Viviana. I've gotten to know Viviana over the years, she is the tiny dirty blonde haired one, she's very attractive but she doesn't like the massage portion of Sandras business. Remember FHOH spa does offer legit services that are used by many. Facials, body sculpting, and injecting. And Viviana is the only employee next to Sandra who is trained in it. Leah and Adriana are strictly there for our massage purposes.

So when staff is short. Sandra, much to the contempt of Viviana, will thrust the massage duties on her. She doesn't like it and takes no passion in it. Her service thus is appropriately reflected as such. As many seniors and I (and now Fun Dreams) have learned, it just isn't worth the money to see her.

Her purpose at FHOH is to appease our wives when they go to do a cool sculpting appointment while us degenerates pound Sandra in the room next door.

If anyone's got intel on Adriana I'd love to hear it.

[OrZammar]

I left a review on Kinsey back at the end of July, finally caught up this morning and there are some key differences. One: her cat was not hiding this time, sorry if you have cat allergies. 2, she has a mirror now so you can see when goes under the table now. 3: she finished me while under the table this time and it was jizz on tit glory. She mentioned she got an assistant to help with booking now, but the assistant is on vacation right now.

https://dc.rubratings.com/165339

[TheOuroboros]

Which one is Vivian? Is she the dark haired one or the blonde one? Before covid I was a regular with Sandra but the one time she wasn't available I saw a tall blonde who gave good service. I'm just trying to remember if that was someone else or maybe Vivian has changed.

Tall blonde is Leah. Leah and Sandra offer FS and IMHO would be the only reason to visit FHOH. Sandra being the more attractive of the two. Adriana is the new girl and she is a brunette. She's very attractive as well but I haven't had a dream with her so I can't tell you what's on the menu. What I can tell you is her menu is far more open than Viviana. I've gotten to know Viviana over the years, she is the tiny dirty blonde haired one, she's very attractive but she doesn't like the massage portion of Sandras business. Remember FHOH spa does offer legit services that are used by many. Facials, body sculpting, and injecting. And Viviana is the only employee next to Sandra who is trained in it. Leah and Adriana are strictly there for our massage purposes.

So when staff is short. Sandra, much to the contempt of Viviana, will thrust the massage duties on her. She doesn't like it and takes no passion in it. Her service thus is appropriately reflected as such. As many seniors and I (and now Fun Dreams) have learned, it just isn't worth the money to see her.

Her purpose at FHOH is to appease our wives when they go to do a cool sculpting appointment while us degenerates pound Sandra in the room next door.

If anyone's got intel on Adriana I'd love to hear it.

[FunDreams]

Which one is Vivian? Is she the dark haired one or the blonde one? Before covid I was a regular with Sandra but the one time she wasn't available I saw a tall blonde who gave good service. I'm just trying to remember if that was someone else or maybe Vivian has changed.

She's petite. Used to have a tight body, looks a little more pudgy now. Brunette.

[BigPoppa2308]

Which one is Vivian? Is she the dark haired one or the blonde one? Before covid I was a regular with Sandra but the one time she wasn't available I saw a tall blonde who gave good service. I'm just trying to remember if that was someone else or maybe Vivian has changed.

Should have listened to the board but I went against my better judgement and tried out Viviana, I recalled her being an attractive and looking very sexy last year in a mini skirt.

Book a half hour with her, out. 8 from the start.

Let me tell you, what a WASTE. Massage was terrible, light touch would give her too much credit as there was no skill except for just running her oily hands on your body. The entire time she didn't say a word. Cleaned up with a warm towel, asked to flip, and same procedure but on the front avoiding the mid section. 20 minutes in, she just leaves the room. Stunned, I lay there for a few minutes, thinking maybe she had to use the bathroom or something. But no, that was it. No mention of it being over or anything. What a weird experience.

Left and she was on her phone by the exit. Glad she wasn't expecting or waiting for a tip. Never again fellas, listen to the board.

Should have gone with Sandra, even with all her chit chat.

[FunDreams]

Should have listened to the board but I went against my better judgement and tried out Viviana, I recalled her being an attractive and looking very sexy last year in a mini skirt.

Book a half hour with her, out. 8 from the start.

Let me tell you, what a WASTE. Massage was terrible, light touch would give her too much credit as there was no skill except for just running her oily hands on your body. The entire time she didn't say a word. Cleaned up with a warm towel, asked to flip, and same procedure but on the front avoiding the mid section. 20 minutes in, she just leaves the room. Stunned, I lay there for a few minutes, thinking maybe she had to use the bathroom or something. But no, that was it. No mention of it being over or anything. What a weird experience.

Left and she was on her phone by the exit. Glad she wasn't expecting or waiting for a tip. Never again fellas, listen to the board.

Should have gone with Sandra, even with all her chit chat.

[Kijimuna]

I googled Crystal in Vienna today and it says that they're open; I had a few awesome qv there before it got closed.

Has anyone gone back there lately? Can you confirm that fun is still to be had in there?

Stay safe.

Erik.

They are not open.

[RockSwithSalt]

Has anyone been to the J&Y?

Hadn't heard of it, so I looked it up and then searched here on the location "Burke" and this popped.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...824&viewfull=1#post4880824.

[IcedOne2]

Has anyone been to the J&Y?

Yes just went sat. Very good massage and shower! They do have a sauna I saw as well (didn't try that part) the massage was a 6 and the finish was Daty with plenty of teasing before hand. Anne was her name I believe. Looks is a, a little fluffy for me. But she was super energetic and I am sure the total package can be had.

[Erika Scorpio]

I googled Crystal in Vienna today and it says that they're open; I had a few awesome qv there before it got closed.

Has anyone gone back there lately? Can you confirm that fun is still to be had in there?

Stay safe.

Erik.

[Mustang946]

Can't PM you. Mailboxfull.

Cleared now.

[Procrast333]

Has anyone been to the J&Y?

[Procrast333]

Wonderful story. What was the total damage 140?

Yes. That was the total.

[Tophat31]

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