Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[HanginBalls]

Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.

I call "bogus".

[Chicago41]

That is funny!! You got him good! Did I mention I have a big Dick?

I bet you also got a gorgeous 20 yo Korean massage therapist to fuck you bare for $10 last night and gave her 7 orgasms!

[Coachvan]

Hoping someone out here can help me. My burner accidentally expired and now I cannot find one of my massage providers. She is on school street (4700 block) near Belmont and Cicero. If you think you may know who it is, please pm me. Thanks.

[ManuelJellison]

That is funny!! You got him good! Did I mention I have a big Dick

Hehe LOL xD.

[Walker333]

Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.

I personally suffered some financial loss and experienced sad blue balls discomfort from purposefully inaccurate report. Back in February I visited Royal in Skokie and asked for a specific provider, that he mentioned by her name in one of his pre COVID reports. The place, in general, and that provider, in particular, turned out to be totally and explicitly legit. I lost $60 or 70, but learned my lesson. Stay safe.

[HanginBalls]

Long time ago in the now closed Seven Star Massage! I was doing only L1's till then, that's what I walked in for that day. But she was so good and beautiful that it turned in to a hot fuck session! And the rest is history.

How much did you charge for an L1? LOL!!

[Ufeelmylove143]

Mine was a busty dyed blonde at brothel in South America. I sat down with a beer and they brought out the ladies in a big line. I pointed at the one with the cute grin and off we went to the back. Spoke no English. In her mid 20's I'd say.

Long time ago in the now closed Seven Star Massage! I was doing only L1's till then, that's what I walked in for that day. But she was so good and beautiful that it turned in to a hot fuck session! And the rest is history.

[HanginBalls]

Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.

Geez!! Yoos guys sure are obsessed over a guy you're trying to ignore!! LMAO!!

[Crimp03]

Couldn't have said it better.

Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.

[George Stark]

I've had some similar general feeling about this.

I also stopped from March 6 until October 20.

I also think that any girl who has been seeing guys for 2 or 3 months on a daily basis has inevitably been exposed, (remembering that active cases are 10 times the confirmed cases, since so many people have mild or no symptoms and never get tested), and gotten over it and cleared the virus and are therefore no longer infectious. The issue of virus remaining in the room from previous clients worries me more than the girl herself, (even though I generally kiss and lick *everything* on these girls and there's no way we're wearing masks), and I think that risk isn't that high or everybody would have gotten this in the first 2 weeks.

I also think the consequences of exposure are very much based on the host (us), more than the virus. The statistics bearing this out are enormous. For people under 65 or 70 who also lack morbid obesity, diabetes, hypertension, the mortality figures are miniscule. For the younger who have these conditions, it seems, anecdotally, that it's extreme cases involved, such as folks weighing 300+ pounds.

Now for those of us in the higher risk groups, which includes me with age 65, hypertension, diabetes and obesity (though not morbidly so, I need to lose 30 or 40 pounds) - I think there is a lot that can be done to *very* markedly to improve our prospects.

In brief, these relate to vitamin D, vitamin C, glutathione, and hydroxychloroquine (hereafter HCQ) and benhexine. I'll get into these more in subsequent posts, (I already lost 1 huge post on this here), but let me just say that the benefits of HCQ have been massively derided, and the risks massively overblown, for reasons that are political, not scientific.

What are your guys' thoughts on how dangerous it is to see one right now? I completely stopped after the pandemic started.

I've been thinking though by now these girls most have gotten it and probably already recovered so maybe the same actually isn't that high? Could just be my little head doing the thinking.

[HookerBot]

Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.

Right? This site badly needs a mute function.

[Lookin4it]

Mr. Balls has his own dedicated thread to post his stories. It would be fantastic if all his posts were put in his special thread so as create a one stop shop to view his pleasures.

Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.

[SmileySam]

You guys need to lighten up on Hanginballs. BS or not, most likely BS, he does add a lot of entertainment value to the website and I look forward to all his post. With all the crap going on in the world right now you guys are taking this way too serious. Oh, and FYI I called him out on one of his post right after I joined the website and I got my post removed and a hand slap by the moderator. It was after this that I realised I needed to lighten up and now I love seeing his post.

Mr. Balls has his own dedicated thread to post his stories. It would be fantastic if all his posts were put in his special thread so as create a one stop shop to view his pleasures.

[HanginBalls]

You guys need to lighten up on Hanginballs. BS or not, most likely BS, he does add a lot of entertainment value to the website and I look forward to all his post. With all the crap going on in the world right now you guys are taking this way too serious. Oh, and FYI I called him out on one of his post right after I joined the website and I got my post removed and a hand slap by the moderator. It was after this that I realised I needed to lighten up and now I love seeing his post.

I was standing up taking a bow when my 50 yr. Old AMP g / f said," WTF are you doing" She read the compliment and said," Oh! Now you think you're smart, eh"? She then took me by surprise as she jammed a finger up my ass! I yelled,"Hey! What was that for"? She barked," That's for writing a review on some guy shitting on my finger for 3 bills"! She then curled her finger and poked my prostate! I couldn't move and my stomach was gurgling! I felt queezy as I bursted on her finger! She thankfully pulled out and I said," And that didn't even cost me three Hondo's"! She jumped up crying calling mean "asshole" as she ran to the bathroom!

[SpaGuy21]

Thanks for your suggestion! I didn't know that I could block him. One of the most useful advices I've seen on this forum so far.

Hahaha, agreed. Saw someone else post that a few days ago. Useful indeed!