Massage Parlor Reports

**DoorGunner69** · 10-20-20 17:59

Originally Posted by Jeffc574 [View Original Post]

After a medium massage left me with assorted bruises I am glad the SO didn't figure out, I always go with soft.

As for code, as someone else said, lightly start on her butt when she is standing at your head. If she steps back, you are not on the road to a handshake.

JeffC you are so right about the pressure thing and the wifey seeing the bruises. In a previous life I was pretty much a bad ass and would take all the pain anybody could dish out, but now I am an old fart and don't have a problem with telling them to lighten up. Pound for pound Som of those little gals are really strong for their size. LOL.

**InterestedWife** · 10-20-20 16:10

Anyone know any place that offers a couples massage by one MT? Possibly a H / E for both of us?

**Howard73** · 10-20-20 15:01

Originally Posted by Splatter34 [View Original Post]

I've been trying to find a provider at the lake. Does anybody here ever enjoy time there?

I go there often and have been looking for the same thing, have had a few girls from SA there but haven't found a lot to choose from. Have picked up a few from the Gentleman's Club near the strip also.

**Splatter34** · 10-20-20 14:23

I've been trying to find a provider at the lake. Does anybody here ever enjoy time there?

**Jeffc 574** · 10-20-20 14:21

Originally Posted by Hamster4072 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info. I never know what to say when they ask if I want soft or medium or hard massage. I don't know if this is some code or not. I will try what you do.

After a medium massage left me with assorted bruises I am glad the SO didn't figure out, I always go with soft.

As for code, as someone else said, lightly start on her butt when she is standing at your head. If she steps back, you are not on the road to a handshake.

**BfJames641** · 10-20-20 12:45

Originally Posted by GM2019 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the tip Tool Seems many building owners are working on their properties. I was at Sun Li last week and they were putting on a new roof. Good four hand massage but not as quiet and relaxing as usual.

On BF back door and parking in back, a few stores I go to have that. You have to call because the back doors are not always open or unlocked.

I went to bf couple of weeks ago and saw the guys working but went around other side of the building and walked right in. Saw a gal names Lucy and asked for light massage and it was pretty good with some teasing. On the flip side she asked if I wanted some oil so I said yes. For the first time there didn't think was bad. Usually the more you visit some place the more you get. I always go for and hr and tip.

**Stl69** · 10-19-20 22:27

Originally Posted by Sparky140 [View Original Post]

I don't believe it's open. The sign in front of the building was at one time covered up. About two / three months ago the sign was uncovered. It's unknown if the weather blew the cover off or if it was removed by the owner of the building. Never the less, I haven't seen a lite "OPEN" sign since the sign was uncovered.

Wrong Sparky. It's open. I haven't ever been there but I drive by there frequently and they have had a lit "OPEN" sign on for a few weeks now.

**DoorGunner69** · 10-19-20 20:57

Originally Posted by Hamster4072 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info. I never know what to say when they ask if I want soft or medium or hard massage. I don't know if this is some code or not. I will try what you do.

As a second part Of how to send the signal. Don't ever ask them verbally. If the respectful groping doesn't not cause an offer of happiness I right after the flip make sure I have eye contact with them and then I point to Mr. Willy who is hopefully at some form of attention. If this doesn't work they are most likely legit and time to move on to another AMP.

**DoorGunner69** · 10-19-20 20:39

Originally Posted by Hamster4072 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info. I never know what to say when they ask if I want soft or medium or hard massage. I don't know if this is some code or not. I will try what you do.

As a second part Of how to send the signal. Don't ever ask them verbally. If the respectful groping doesn't not cause an offer of happiness I right after the flip make sure I have eye contact with them and then I point to Mr. Willy who is hopefully at some form of attention. If this doesn't work they are most likely legit and time to move on to another AMP.

**Hamster4072** · 10-19-20 19:54

Originally Posted by DoorGunner69 [View Original Post]

So what signals are you giving during the massage? They may be spooked that you are undercover, pun on words, LEO.

You've got to send a clear signal that you are not Uncle LEO and do something cops are not permitted to do. Whenever the MT is at my head massaging my back I start grazing her buttocks with my hands. If she does not object I get more personal and squeeze a bit and then move on to her inner legs up to her crotch. You legal beagle mongers correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think cops are allowed to grope the private parts of the MT to effect a offer of prostitution. Seems to work for this OLD monger.

Thanks for the info. I never know what to say when they ask if I want soft or medium or hard massage. I don't know if this is some code or not. I will try what you do.

**DoorGunner69** · 10-19-20 18:14

Originally Posted by Sparky140 [View Original Post]

I don't believe it's open. The sign in front of the building was at one time covered up. About two / three months ago the sign was uncovered. It's unknown if the weather blew the cover off or if it was removed by the owner of the building. Never the less, I haven't seen a lite "OPEN" sign since the sign was uncovered.

Just call and see if they are open. I called them about a month ago and they said they were open and they also said to Cum now!

**ManuelJellison** · 10-19-20 17:08

Originally Posted by Sparky140 [View Original Post]

I don't believe it's open. The sign in front of the building was at one time covered up. About two / three months ago the sign was uncovered. It's unknown if the weather blew the cover off or if it was removed by the owner of the building. Never the less, I haven't seen a lite "OPEN" sign since the sign was uncovered.

I think Its still there, just the sign board is removed from there.

**Sparky140** · 10-19-20 16:39

Originally Posted by StlBang [View Original Post]

I was wondering if anyone had tried the newer spa, Osaka, on the east side. The Illinois forum for that area doesn't mention anything either. It's the newer one right before you get to Superspa. Probably same service as Super and Happy Spa, but was just checking to see if was better or on par with the other Centreville AMP's.

I don't believe it's open. The sign in front of the building was at one time covered up. About two / three months ago the sign was uncovered. It's unknown if the weather blew the cover off or if it was removed by the owner of the building. Never the less, I haven't seen a lite "OPEN" sign since the sign was uncovered.

**StlBang** · 10-19-20 15:40

I was wondering if anyone had tried the newer spa, Osaka, on the east side. The Illinois forum for that area doesn't mention anything either. It's the newer one right before you get to Superspa. Probably same service as Super and Happy Spa, but was just checking to see if was better or on par with the other Centreville AMP's.

**Buttho** · 10-18-20 22:06

Originally Posted by LknAss [View Original Post]

It has been a few years since I have been to Riverside in St. Chuck. In the past I have had good massages with H / J finish. The masseuse I saw this time was about mid 30's and fairly attractive. Her massage skills were really good and some stretching techniques were also used. She obviously knew what she was doing and could bring Mr. Johnson to attention with a good tease if she wanted to, but it did not happen. Got nothing, but a good massage. Did not even get wood after the flip and had no desire to DIY. I know YMMV and sometimes it takes a few sessions to develop trust so I will try again in the next month or so. The worst that will happen is I will still get a really good massage.

Correct. I went to Riverside last year and I always leave the tip in the room. I tipped only 10 for just the rub and she ran after me wanting more. Followed me out the door. I said no cum no tip. She did not understand. I never went back.

B.