Massage Parlor Reports

[ODawg]

All good points here gents. I hope my original post didn't come across as rude. I just know that back when I was in my 20's I was banging everything with 2 tits and a heartbeat for free. I keep forgetting that not everyone was blessed with my good fortune at that age. Anyways, to the original guy, keep doing what you do friend. Sorry if I offended you. If you ever need some pointers to help with landing your next appointment, my DM's are always open for you.

Hey man no offense taken! It's all good. I did try to PM you but your inbox was full.

[WillHorn18]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/b...210242890.html

[The New World]

6 to. 8 for very caring.

I tip. 2 for only good massage. Am I cheap? After a. 8 massage.

I've been to this place 2 times with no he. Massage itself was very good though both times.

[JetSpray]

Cute girl Half hour did solid work on back, lots of teasing the blarney stones. On the flip took top off and washed my hand. Pulled her pants down to her knees and directed me to FIV. 50+60 for the enthusiastic release assistance.

[LostInDetroit]

Your absolutely right. I did craigslist back in the day when it was good this site is better. Why?. Its the reviews. I used to go to strip clubs and ask the dj. Which ones were FS. What is great about sc is you see the product. Here with patience you get honest reviews. I did 2 yrs on Ashley Madison. Met about 6 married women. Busted by a husband and it wasn't fun. Cost 250.00 for unlimited contacts. . took hrs of going thru profiles and honestly most of the Ashley milfs want a 20 something they have a husband they want a toy. I have saved $$ here and actually have a few guy friends and I can call them anytime. Variety is the spice of life. I side hustle for cash and blow it. Life is short. Have fun be safe.

All good points here gents. I hope my original post didn't come across as rude. I just know that back when I was in my 20's I was banging everything with 2 tits and a heartbeat for free. I keep forgetting that not everyone was blessed with my good fortune at that age. Anyways, to the original guy, keep doing what you do friend. Sorry if I offended you. If you ever need some pointers to help with landing your next appointment, my DM's are always open for you.

[PimpCoach]

Does anyone have info on the Thai massage places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills? PM with details.

Most if not all of the places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills are legit. Good massages, but that's about it. At least the ones near 14 mile. Now the one next to Buddy's I would love to hear.

[Devin226]

Any current massage ladies who are skinny? I don't mean average or just a little slim -- I mean very skinny! (Example, 5 foot 2, 90 pounds).

Or, at least any who are attractive and not age 50+ ? Perhaps a 20-35 year old? Seems like most of them are old lately.

[GMoney1012]

I second that. Started lurking on here in my 20's. Besides the rush, I liked the option of knowing how the time with these girls would end and not having to put up with them in my life after.

I also loved these forums for all the education. Well into my late 30's now and some of you mongers practically raised me when it comes to this craft! Prolly why I'm so fucked up LOL.

Safe hunting!

Your absolutely right. I did craigslist back in the day when it was good this site is better. Why?. Its the reviews. I used to go to strip clubs and ask the dj. Which ones were FS. What is great about sc is you see the product. Here with patience you get honest reviews. I did 2 yrs on Ashley Madison. Met about 6 married women. Busted by a husband and it wasn't fun. Cost 250.00 for unlimited contacts. . took hrs of going thru profiles and honestly most of the Ashley milfs want a 20 something they have a husband they want a toy. I have saved $$ here and actually have a few guy friends and I can call them anytime. Variety is the spice of life. I side hustle for cash and blow it. Life is short. Have fun be safe.

[AverageJake]

Does anyone have info on the Thai massage places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills? PM with details.

I've been to this place 2 times with no he. Massage itself was very good though both times.

[BobKraft]

Just a friendly chime in. I'm only 33, and started lurking on this site when I was around 25. Hell, had my first craigslist monger experience when I was 20 in the military! I use the typical dating apps including Tinder (although they've mostly gone to trash with women peddling their OnlyFans). But I came here to say this, the hobby is more than just being able to pull tail. I get a hell of a rush out of this that I don't get from Tinder or a bar pickup. The experience is something different that I'm willing to pay for.

Plus, if you look at this economically. Depending on the provider, it might even be cheaper than a night of dinner, movie and drinks LOL.

I second that. Started lurking on here in my 20's. Besides the rush, I liked the option of knowing how the time with these girls would end and not having to put up with them in my life after.

I also loved these forums for all the education. Well into my late 30's now and some of you mongers practically raised me when it comes to this craft! Prolly why I'm so fucked up LOL.

Safe hunting!

[StalkOfLife]

Went to place on Van Dyke just south of 696. Old hag took my door fee. 10 minutes later, same ugly senior citizen came to the room. I told her I needed to see someone else. Another 5 minutes go by and in walks a 45 year old average looking gal. Gives totally uninspired massage. Finally do the flip and she refuses all humor and resists my attempts to grab her padded ass and tits. Those mediocre parts were locked up like Fort Knox. Finally she mumbles and gives some "stroke yourself" gesture. Despite my feeble attempts to get her to do the deed, I was forced to DIY. As I walked out she demanded a tip. Of course I pretended not to understand her and took off. No handy, no tippy.

How do these places stay in business?

[Road Head]

Just a friendly chime in. I'm only 33, and started lurking on this site when I was around 25. Hell, had my first craigslist monger experience when I was 20 in the military! I use the typical dating apps including Tinder (although they've mostly gone to trash with women peddling their OnlyFans). But I came here to say this, the hobby is more than just being able to pull tail. I get a hell of a rush out of this that I don't get from Tinder or a bar pickup. The experience is something different that I'm willing to pay for.

Plus, if you look at this economically. Depending on the provider, it might even be cheaper than a night of dinner, movie and drinks LOL.

That's why you have to skip the dinner and movie part.

[Named]

My friend, if you're under 30, try the dating apps like tinder and get yourself laid for free my friend. Us older dudes have a harder time with those sorts of apps (at least, speaking for myself) so most of us have to pay. If I was under 30 again (hell, under 40 again) that would be the first place I would be going to. Also, keep in mind that Sarah is way older than 38. She's easily in her 50's but she looks damn good for her age.

Just a friendly chime in. I'm only 33, and started lurking on this site when I was around 25. Hell, had my first craigslist monger experience when I was 20 in the military! I use the typical dating apps including Tinder (although they've mostly gone to trash with women peddling their OnlyFans). But I came here to say this, the hobby is more than just being able to pull tail. I get a hell of a rush out of this that I don't get from Tinder or a bar pickup. The experience is something different that I'm willing to pay for.

Plus, if you look at this economically. Depending on the provider, it might even be cheaper than a night of dinner, movie and drinks LOL.

[ODawg]

My friend, if you're under 30, try the dating apps like tinder and get yourself laid for free my friend. Us older dudes have a harder time with those sorts of apps (at least, speaking for myself) so most of us have to pay. If I was under 30 again (hell, under 40 again) that would be the first place I would be going to. Also, keep in mind that Sarah is way older than 38. She's easily in her 50's but she looks damn good for her age.

I hear ya my friend but I'm just out here tryna have a good time LOL, do something different. Age doesn't matter, I like older women anyways. I just hope she doesn't turn me down for it.

[LostInDetroit]

Okay looks like I'm going to have to set up an appointment ASAP lmao. Thanks for the review. I'm below 30 so hopefully she allows me to set up an appointment.

My friend, if you're under 30, try the dating apps like tinder and get yourself laid for free my friend. Us older dudes have a harder time with those sorts of apps (at least, speaking for myself) so most of us have to pay. If I was under 30 again (hell, under 40 again) that would be the first place I would be going to. Also, keep in mind that Sarah is way older than 38. She's easily in her 50's but she looks damn good for her age.