Escort Reports

**BillyKlub** · 10-11-20 02:18

Originally Posted by EazyDuzit2 [View Original Post]

Booked a qv session with Tinymollydoll. Waited a bit to get room info. Cold greeting at the door. Asked to clean up really quick. She hands me a wet ones wipe and tells me to clean up. I Lay down on the bed. She inspects me and then gets a cover to put on me. I asked her I thought you offered BBBJ. She replies you don't smelll Good down there, WTF!! Total b**ch and ROB!

But for some reason her few face pics kind of look scary. Sounds like she is a rip off too!

**GreenCandles** · 10-11-20 01:39

Originally Posted by EazyDuzit2 [View Original Post]

Booked a qv session with Tinymollydoll. Waited a bit to get room info. Cold greeting at the door. Asked to clean up really quick. She hands me a wet ones wipe and tells me to clean up. I Lay down on the bed. She inspects me and then gets a cover to put on me. I asked her I thought you offered BBBJ. She replies you don't smelll Good down there, WTF!! Total b**ch and ROB!

I saw TMD a few times back when she used to be in Tacoma. My first visit with her (probs 2018) was fantastic. Great stripper body with nice BBBJ and stripper fantasy kinda shit, real tight bod. Then the next couple times she was pretty cold and once even stopped mid BBBJ and asked to stop. I've never had a provider complain about my hygeine, I always take care of myself in all facets. The lack of enthusiasm was enough to get me to stop seeing her, even though her bod was rockin back then.

Anyway, even looking at her recent pics I can tell her body just isn't the same. I would definitely avoid. She also is high volume and her shit is USED.

**Member #6648** · 10-10-20 15:52

Anybody have any intel on this one (Kimber Kelley)? I know she was on TNA but we know how dependable those reviews are! Thinking about setting something up with her! You can reply or PM.

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...e/850389971876

**BusSit69** · 10-10-20 14:34

Originally Posted by EazyDuzit2 [View Original Post]

Booked a qv session with Tinymollydoll. Waited a bit to get room info. Cold greeting at the door. Asked to clean up really quick. She hands me a wet ones wipe and tells me to clean up. I Lay down on the bed. She inspects me and then gets a cover to put on me. I asked her I thought you offered BBBJ. She replies you don't smelll Good down there, WTF!! Total b**ch and ROB!

Yeah f at #k her! I've found out most providers are cold when you get the qv option for whatever reason. B! at / th you offer and I came, act accordingly! Smh.

**EazyDuzit2** · 10-09-20 23:55

Originally Posted by MickRichards [View Original Post]

Ballerinakitty loves creampie.

Been trying to book a session with her for a month now. 4 no shows after getting hotel location and ghost messages with room info. Multiple drama excuses has me frustrated! Good luck 👍.

**EazyDuzit2** · 10-09-20 23:16

Booked a qv session with Tinymollydoll. Waited a bit to get room info. Cold greeting at the door. Asked to clean up really quick. She hands me a wet ones wipe and tells me to clean up. I Lay down on the bed. She inspects me and then gets a cover to put on me. I asked her I thought you offered BBBJ. She replies you don't smelll Good down there, WTF!! Total b**ch and ROB!

**EazyDuzit2** · 10-09-20 22:46

Originally Posted by CocoLocoMango [View Original Post]

I had dreamed where I saw her twice, a couple of years ago. At the time the pictures were still relevant, and she a much smaller, tighter frame, with a nice round booty.

She goes by "Nowergian / Ukrainian beauty" https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem.../192801907982..

I saw her ad. , and got excited, so I gave her a call. She wasnt mobile, and wanted me to pick her up in south everett.

When I got to her pick up spot, I noticed that she was a few pounds heavier, but still cute. So, I told her to jump in.

Back at my spot, this is where shit when downhill. I mean, as soon as she took her clothes off, I caught a wiff of a real nasty pootang. In her defence, she told me that she had spent the day walking.

I gave her some wipes, and slipped a cover on.

At this point, she had already given a half-ass BJ, she wanted me to do her missionary, but I was like oh hell no, I didn't want my skin rubbing against hers. So I flipped her in doggie, gave it about 3 real hard pounds, and I just told her I couldn't do it.

I jacked myself off, and played with her tits, and finished.

The whole experience was weird, this chick has taken some serious mileage, in between the rash on the legs, the track marks, the lack of emotion, and the hygiene. I just couldn't do it.

I don't mean it in a disrespectful way, and I hope she finds her way, but this was just my experience.

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...u/240872725403

**RumHams** · 10-09-20 20:27

Originally Posted by CocoLocoMango [View Original Post]

I had dreamed where I saw her twice, a couple of years ago. At the time the pictures were still relevant, and she a much smaller, tighter frame, with a nice round booty.

She goes by "Nowergian / Ukrainian beauty" https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem.../192801907982..

I saw her ad. , and got excited, so I gave her a call. She wasnt mobile, and wanted me to pick her up in south everett..

The link is broken, but unless Google missed the mark, I'm assuming you're talking about this girl?

https://sumosear.ch/phone/405-588-2405

**Tintin1** · 10-09-20 15:13

Originally Posted by TinyMushroom [View Original Post]

It's almost impossible for me to figure out what services massage providers on the other board offer and the price. The reviews are pretty much useless. I want to give one of the Asian providers in Renton a try. Can anyone give a massage newbie some pointers for a good body rub provider that overs a BBBJ or FS finish and what the expected investment might be?

Thanks so much!

T. M.

I have spent years trying to decifer this issue, it's really really frustrating to say the least. So let me give you some observations after hundreds of visits.

Massage providers that are good do NOT offer FS (with rare exceptions), and BBBJ is almost as rare. These days post C-19 a few of the older ones are now offering CBJ.

The Asian massage parlours are often filled with girls who have some massage skills, but it's used after the sex to finish out your time.

If you go on some of the other boards (tna for example), you will see girls who offer body rub, or massage etc almost want the same price as FS so if you don't care about price, you will have better luck finding someone. But you can never find any good / decent reviews of the massage part since anyone paying 350 - 450 only talks about the act. The body rub providers are more likely to offer decent rubs. If they offer BBBJ then it is usually spelled out in the "offering" pricing. But if not, then expect it's a HE. / HJ. The massage providers are more liley to be Asian (I'm talking about TNA ads) and it's really as stated above. You get a shower, a BJ FS and then massage to fill the time. Those that only offer rubs, usually spell out in the ad that NO BBBJ (or in their profile).

If you want to DM me on the board, we can compare a couple notes and see if you know any of the girls, maybe there's a few that flew thru the cracks. But I don't' have a secret list, sadly or I probably wouldn't read this forum!

I have a similar issue with Greek. Some spell it out with a price but most hint they "might' offer it on the 2nd visit. Or they say discuss in person. Well if my pants are down at my ankles, it's a sure thing I'm leaving with an empty wallet regardless of whether I got Greek.

**CocoLocoMango** · 10-09-20 00:31

I had dreamed where I saw her twice, a couple of years ago. At the time the pictures were still relevant, and she a much smaller, tighter frame, with a nice round booty.

She goes by "Nowergian / Ukrainian beauty" https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem.../192801907982..

I saw her ad. , and got excited, so I gave her a call. She wasnt mobile, and wanted me to pick her up in south everett.

When I got to her pick up spot, I noticed that she was a few pounds heavier, but still cute. So, I told her to jump in.

Back at my spot, this is where shit when downhill. I mean, as soon as she took her clothes off, I caught a wiff of a real nasty pootang. In her defence, she told me that she had spent the day walking.

I gave her some wipes, and slipped a cover on.

At this point, she had already given a half-ass BJ, she wanted me to do her missionary, but I was like oh hell no, I didn't want my skin rubbing against hers. So I flipped her in doggie, gave it about 3 real hard pounds, and I just told her I couldn't do it.

I jacked myself off, and played with her tits, and finished.

The whole experience was weird, this chick has taken some serious mileage, in between the rash on the legs, the track marks, the lack of emotion, and the hygiene. I just couldn't do it.

I don't mean it in a disrespectful way, and I hope she finds her way, but this was just my experience.

**TinyMushroom** · 10-08-20 17:17

It's almost impossible for me to figure out what services massage providers on the other board offer and the price. The reviews are pretty much useless. I want to give one of the Asian providers in Renton a try. Can anyone give a massage newbie some pointers for a good body rub provider that overs a BBBJ or FS finish and what the expected investment might be?

Thanks so much!

T. M.

**BBPornoGeek** · 10-08-20 14:09

Originally Posted by DrtyHarry [View Original Post]

LaurenLuv. God I hate when that happens. It is a total mood killer even before the appointment starts. I really feel some of the smarter ones do this on purpose. I. e. They know that if they say shit like that, politely but still firmly, it is not wrong. But it helps set expectations that they are transactional and it will set the tone for the rest of the appt. Something they want. Do as less work as possible to keep the donation. I am not surprised however that these starlets all have good reviews on that board. Every one of the ladies who are out-spoken and well connected on that board. Are all terrible appointments (for the most part) and they protect each other.

When I saw Lauren years ago she was accommodating. Actually got a BBBJ out of her too. CFS but she was pretty good looking back then. 3-4 years ago now maybe? Didn't repeat because I knew there was no chance of stuffing my baby batter in her. LOL!

**Member #6240** · 10-08-20 13:05

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I saw Jenna253 earlier in the year. Her photos are hot. She looks exactly like them in person. But she was way too "businesslike" for me. It all seemed very perfunctory. Won't repeat.

I saw her a year or so ago when they had that little collective in Everett that Sabrina Skyy now lives in. Super uninterested and apparently sick at the time. FBSM session was basically a few rubs and an uninspired handy. I'd give it a miss as well.

**DrtyHarry** · 10-08-20 10:45

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I saw Jenna253 earlier in the year. Her photos are hot. She looks exactly like them in person. But she was way too "businesslike" for me. It all seemed very perfunctory. Won't repeat.

I also saw LaurenLuv earlier in the year. She also looks like her photos and is hot in person. But a VERY boring session. I asked if I could jump in the shower since I'd come from the gym and her reply was "it counts against your time. " I mean yeah, I always assume that but the way she said it just rubbed me wrong. Then she put the cover on soft before starting a CBJ. I hate that.

Both get raving reviews on T N A (which is no surprise, since bad reviews there magically vanish and those that don't get white-knighted), but I won't repeat with either. I realize that the vast majority of providers are just in it for the money. But I prefer to spend my money on those who are slightly better at fooling me into thinking they might actually be enjoying it.

LaurenLuv. God I hate when that happens. It is a total mood killer even before the appointment starts. I really feel some of the smarter ones do this on purpose. I. e. They know that if they say shit like that, politely but still firmly, it is not wrong. But it helps set expectations that they are transactional and it will set the tone for the rest of the appt. Something they want. Do as less work as possible to keep the donation. I am not surprised however that these starlets all have good reviews on that board. Every one of the ladies who are out-spoken and well connected on that board. Are all terrible appointments (for the most part) and they protect each other.