Escort Reports

**CocoLocoMango** · 10-09-20 00:31

I had dreamed where I saw her twice, a couple of years ago. At the time the pictures were still relevant, and she a much smaller, tighter frame, with a nice round booty.

She goes by "Nowergian / Ukrainian beauty" https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem.../192801907982..

I saw her ad. , and got excited, so I gave her a call. She wasnt mobile, and wanted me to pick her up in south everett.

When I got to her pick up spot, I noticed that she was a few pounds heavier, but still cute. So, I told her to jump in.

Back at my spot, this is where shit when downhill. I mean, as soon as she took her clothes off, I caught a wiff of a real nasty pootang. In her defence, she told me that she had spent the day walking.

I gave her some wipes, and slipped a cover on.

At this point, she had already given a half-ass BJ, she wanted me to do her missionary, but I was like oh hell no, I didn't want my skin rubbing against hers. So I flipped her in doggie, gave it about 3 real hard pounds, and I just told her I couldn't do it.

I jacked myself off, and played with her tits, and finished.

The whole experience was weird, this chick has taken some serious mileage, in between the rash on the legs, the track marks, the lack of emotion, and the hygiene. I just couldn't do it.

I don't mean it in a disrespectful way, and I hope she finds her way, but this was just my experience.

**TinyMushroom** · 10-08-20 17:17

It's almost impossible for me to figure out what services massage providers on the other board offer and the price. The reviews are pretty much useless. I want to give one of the Asian providers in Renton a try. Can anyone give a massage newbie some pointers for a good body rub provider that overs a BBBJ or FS finish and what the expected investment might be?

Thanks so much!

T. M.

**BBPornoGeek** · 10-08-20 14:09

Originally Posted by DrtyHarry [View Original Post]

LaurenLuv. God I hate when that happens. It is a total mood killer even before the appointment starts. I really feel some of the smarter ones do this on purpose. I. e. They know that if they say shit like that, politely but still firmly, it is not wrong. But it helps set expectations that they are transactional and it will set the tone for the rest of the appt. Something they want. Do as less work as possible to keep the donation. I am not surprised however that these starlets all have good reviews on that board. Every one of the ladies who are out-spoken and well connected on that board. Are all terrible appointments (for the most part) and they protect each other.

When I saw Lauren years ago she was accommodating. Actually got a BBBJ out of her too. CFS but she was pretty good looking back then. 3-4 years ago now maybe? Didn't repeat because I knew there was no chance of stuffing my baby batter in her. LOL!

**Member #6240** · 10-08-20 13:05

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I saw Jenna253 earlier in the year. Her photos are hot. She looks exactly like them in person. But she was way too "businesslike" for me. It all seemed very perfunctory. Won't repeat.

I saw her a year or so ago when they had that little collective in Everett that Sabrina Skyy now lives in. Super uninterested and apparently sick at the time. FBSM session was basically a few rubs and an uninspired handy. I'd give it a miss as well.

**DrtyHarry** · 10-08-20 10:45

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I saw Jenna253 earlier in the year. Her photos are hot. She looks exactly like them in person. But she was way too "businesslike" for me. It all seemed very perfunctory. Won't repeat.

I also saw LaurenLuv earlier in the year. She also looks like her photos and is hot in person. But a VERY boring session. I asked if I could jump in the shower since I'd come from the gym and her reply was "it counts against your time. " I mean yeah, I always assume that but the way she said it just rubbed me wrong. Then she put the cover on soft before starting a CBJ. I hate that.

Both get raving reviews on T N A (which is no surprise, since bad reviews there magically vanish and those that don't get white-knighted), but I won't repeat with either. I realize that the vast majority of providers are just in it for the money. But I prefer to spend my money on those who are slightly better at fooling me into thinking they might actually be enjoying it.

LaurenLuv. God I hate when that happens. It is a total mood killer even before the appointment starts. I really feel some of the smarter ones do this on purpose. I. e. They know that if they say shit like that, politely but still firmly, it is not wrong. But it helps set expectations that they are transactional and it will set the tone for the rest of the appt. Something they want. Do as less work as possible to keep the donation. I am not surprised however that these starlets all have good reviews on that board. Every one of the ladies who are out-spoken and well connected on that board. Are all terrible appointments (for the most part) and they protect each other.

**AussieFury** · 10-08-20 10:00

Originally Posted by Pluto14 [View Original Post]

Is GSL still around? Their website is down.

They have a private website with a login for verified clients.

**Lilcykablyat** · 10-08-20 01:48

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ttle/54833826/

**Pluto14** · 10-07-20 21:22

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Anyone seen Lorel at GSL yet? Impossible to get good historical info when these ladies change their name at every city. PM if you prefer. Thanks!

Is GSL still around? Their website is down.

**AussieFury** · 10-07-20 14:11

Anyone seen Lorel at GSL yet? Impossible to get good historical info when these ladies change their name at every city. PM if you prefer. Thanks!

**TotalAssman68** · 10-07-20 13:00

Can anyone help a fellow brother out? I'm in town for a couple more days and would love to order some room service. Problem is I don't know who is good and who not worth it. I like skinny, spinner types or average types. Younger or older. Prefer 3 hole fun. Can anyone recommend a reliable friend that doesn't have GPS that's avail in Fed Way? PM me please. Love to dine in tonight.

**HikerWA** · 10-06-20 14:05

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I saw Jenna253 earlier in the year. Her photos are hot. She looks exactly like them in person. But she was way too "businesslike" for me. It all seemed very perfunctory. Won't repeat.

I agree with you on Jenna253. She looks exactly like her photos when you see her. Nice person but she was not into the visit like I'd hope. "Businesslike" is a good way to put it. Full safety girl with no kissing.

**AussieFury** · 10-06-20 13:29

I saw Jenna253 earlier in the year. Her photos are hot. She looks exactly like them in person. But she was way too "businesslike" for me. It all seemed very perfunctory. Won't repeat.

I also saw LaurenLuv earlier in the year. She also looks like her photos and is hot in person. But a VERY boring session. I asked if I could jump in the shower since I'd come from the gym and her reply was "it counts against your time. " I mean yeah, I always assume that but the way she said it just rubbed me wrong. Then she put the cover on soft before starting a CBJ. I hate that.

Both get raving reviews on T N A (which is no surprise, since bad reviews there magically vanish and those that don't get white-knighted), but I won't repeat with either. I realize that the vast majority of providers are just in it for the money. But I prefer to spend my money on those who are slightly better at fooling me into thinking they might actually be enjoying it.

**Kharne** · 10-06-20 13:02

Anyone seen this sexy girl in Bellevue? Chatted with her a bit through text but she's only available at night to early morning.

https://seattle.rubratings.com/170083

**HikerWA** · 10-06-20 06:21

Anybody have any info on her? It seems like she is trying to establish regulars since she provides 50% discounts on your 3rd visit. Seems like a total safety girl but trying to get any data.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?494032-SexxySierra

**SEIndyGuy** · 10-06-20 04:43

Originally Posted by BillyKlub [View Original Post]

You could be right. Mandy has been under the radar for quite some time. She might just see her regulars. I have not seen an ad for her I quite some time. That could be the case with Scarlett. She charges a lot so I gave up on her a long time ago. Guess that just leaves Emerald Angel but I don't have any experience with her.

This one popped up a few weeks ago. Anyone tried her yet?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....uper-SQUIRTER-!FREE-ONLYFANS-LINK-BELOW-.

I have a hunch she's pretty pricey as well.