Massage Parlor Reports

[dbones]

Anything resembling the service and talent of KP on the north side of the city? I messed up by having a long drought with KP and now they claim they don't remember me. Ugggh, it was perfect. Any recommendations for a runner up? I've thought about ABOC but haven't seen reviews lately. Much Appreciated in advance guys!!

[DamnDJ]

It was probably Raquel.

Any of the younger girls still working there? Bianca and there was another smoke show a couple years ago. Any pay a recent visit? I may go next week.

There we go that's who it was. It was actually my 1st visit and got her. It was a good massage but she knew what I was there for. Got straight to business and bargain my way to the BBBJ for. 8. I did not last long since she was talking dirty to me in Spanish. Haven't went back since but I need to ASAP LOL.

[JamesTChicago]

It was probably Raquel.

Any of the younger girls still working there? Bianca and there was another smoke show a couple years ago. Any pay a recent visit? I may go next week.

Does anyone have any info? In the mood for some Latinas. The last time I visited Zeus this older attractive women gave me the best BBBJ ever. I forgot her name but she had a stupid ass and amazing rack.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/172707

[AddictedToAmps]

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[ElJefe69]

Been looking for her for about a years but no luck! Known Lisa from a spa in Melrose Park from 15 years ago!

I'm also interested. The last place I saw her she had a very nosey neighbour and then the number died. If anyone knows of love to know. It was the apt just west of Cicero on Belmont or Addison. O forget which one.

[SammiJoon]

Sounds like I dodged the bullet in my visit. I thought the older lady would provide better service to keep her customers happy. Perhaps, she opens up with following visits. However, I never see a provider again, if she doesn't provide at least L1.

Did you get her name? This way, I can avoid this place if she's the only one working.

I think Martha but I am not 100% sure.

[Fit312]

Emily next time you are at SXL.

Emily is stuck in China, might be back next year. I liked CoCo at New Hope who is much younger than the other hags there, not sure if she's still there.

[RaccoonJoe]

I had a different experience with the older girl. I went there in the morning, asked for Amy but she was off. Took me to the room. Massage was ok with some teasing, I tried to touch her a couple of times but she moved away. On the flip, she said that I can do it myself. I told her that I would like her help and I can do it myself at home. She declined and I let her finished the massage. $10 for tip, would not go back.

Sounds like I dodged the bullet in my visit. I thought the older lady would provide better service to keep her customers happy. Perhaps, she opens up with following visits. However, I never see a provider again, if she doesn't provide at least L1.

Did you get her name? This way, I can avoid this place if she's the only one working.

[MiluvuLongTime]

Hi guys can anyone help me to know who is the very hot blonde asian who is about 28? Very high maintenance but a total hottie. Has anyone gotten lucky with her? Pm is okay. Thanks.

[SideTalker]

Emily next time you are at SXL.

Is she back? Checked up at sxl once after the lockdown lifted and she wasnt there anymore.

[Bill Stuart]

I asked for leads to a young fit tech in Chinatown and got zip from fellow mongers. Seems the grannies are not retiring to make way for younger talent. Short on time and funds. Stopped by SXL and drew JuJu. Probably mid to late 30's, no belly jelly rolls. JuJu's Bees came out to play, nice. Left happy. When I get back to Chicago I will visit again for an hour and ask for her.

Emily next time you are at SXL.

[Pengachu]

Yes, her name was Jessica and they also did colonics, in fact, they advertised as a legal alternative medicine place, no wonder I would see some older ladies coming in / walking out that place in the morning hours. Wow, I didn't know Jessica was also available for Full Service. I would have loved to bang her. She must have massaged me no more than 2 times in the 3 years I was a regular there. But it was when the providers were busy and she didn't want me to wait. But since she was the owner I never asked for any extras thinking she would kick me out. But now I know it doesn't hurt to ask. However, I did have lots of fun with the providers. I banged most of them. Actually it was my first massage place ever and it was heaven for me. I liked the fact it was disguised as a legit business (actually it was a legit Alternative Medicine center) but offered all kinds of services, even some providers let me do anal. I was still in college, had a job, but didn't have enough money but at 80 (plus some little tip) was a bargain for me! I would go there every single Sunday, that's when the owner wasn't there and the providers would let me stay longer for the same price. I miss those days really bad!

Wasn't it busted sometime last year or in 2018? It's back for business?

[CityRat]

Wow that was fast. Who did you see and would you recommend?

Think her name was Ada she was alright a little older and just L1 standard tip as before.

But doubt would be any comparison to the way that Yaya was described; indeed too soon.

[DamnDJ]

Does anyone have any info? In the mood for some Latinas. The last time I visited Zeus this older attractive women gave me the best BBBJ ever. I forgot her name but she had a stupid ass and amazing rack.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/172707

[Eddinger]

That's good to know. I liked them at first and had some really pretty women and wonderful times and then the chicks started getting a bit fatter, and older and more unfun so I stopped going.

Tried Princess Latina Spa after having seen a few reports on here for them. On Western a little north of Division. Like was reported before, a little more pricey. 80 for the hour. Got a pretty good looking Colombiana in her 30's. Massage was ok, got shorted a little on time, but that's common. Sloppy BBBJ for 150. She had great skills. May or may not repeat due to price point, but had a good time. Helps if you speak a little bit of spanish if you go here.