Massage Parlor Reports

**Pau Ford** · 10-05-20 09:05

Thanks for the heads up. I'm walking distance from there and was contemplating a visit given the proximity but I didn't get a good feeling about them. My spidey senses were apparently correct and you saved me some wasted time and $!

Odd location, in a business office no less? Office buildings don't seem like the most discreet way to run a rub and tug joint. Few years back there was a group of girls working out of an office building right up the street at 820 N Orleans. You had to check in w / security at the front desk before being allowed into the building. They drew so much attention to themselves that they got booted pretty quickly.

Originally Posted by SpartanKY [View Original Post]

I visited Atomic Angels three times because they are literally in my office building on Ontario and Orleans.

Shayna is fine, but she is old. If you like fit GILFs, she is good.

Vanessa has a great body but she literally smells like sewage and I think she might be retarded. Like, not being mean, I felt guilty and couldn't finish because she seems like she's mentally disabled. That might explain why she smells so bad.

Angel is a grifter who kept trying to upsell me. She looks like the "do not go this far" image they use when warning people about plastic surgery. Terrible personality and a face like a melted barbie. Avoid.

I was hoping they would work out as I could literally visit them over a bathroom break, but each girl was disappointing. Avoid avoid avoid.

L1 with each for $260.

**Wiley13** · 10-05-20 08:41

Been looking for her for about a years but no luck! Known Lisa from a spa in Melrose Park from 15 years ago!

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Whatever happened to Liz (Lisa), used to run a house on Northwest side. She was Puerto Rican about 40 years old, super nice, chatty, total MILF.

Girls that she had were Becca, Andrea, Kendra, Polish Anna to name a few. I first saw her on Diversey, then Pulaski, she moved over to Addison, then slightly north to Foster.

Her girls were always the best (very negotiable), up for anything.

Any word on her whereabouts? Is she still running a place?

Or any word on any of the girls?

I've tried some of the old numbers to no avail.

**SpartanKY** · 10-05-20 08:17

I visited Atomic Angels three times because they are literally in my office building on Ontario and Orleans.

Shayna is fine, but she is old. If you like fit GILFs, she is good.

Vanessa has a great body but she literally smells like sewage and I think she might be retarded. Like, not being mean, I felt guilty and couldn't finish because she seems like she's mentally disabled. That might explain why she smells so bad.

Angel is a grifter who kept trying to upsell me. She looks like the "do not go this far" image they use when warning people about plastic surgery. Terrible personality and a face like a melted barbie. Avoid.

I was hoping they would work out as I could literally visit them over a bathroom break, but each girl was disappointing. Avoid avoid avoid.

L1 with each for $260.

**SideTalker** · 10-04-20 18:07

Grand spa: can confirm below on amy. Short changed me and only l1 available. Pretty hot though.

River west spa: not the same without helen. Mms does a decent job at L1 (have had L2 from her before) but has quite a heft to her and a bit older.

May need to check out oki doki. Or back to sxl, although my experience with kelly wasnt the best either.

**WoodWorker9** · 10-04-20 01:39

Popped into Zone for the first time since last year. They are *super* paranoid about Covid there (not a bad thing). Had to take off my shoes at the door and use hand sanitizer immediately. Was taken to the back by an older woman, her name was cathy I believe. She had a very bubbly personality, which I enjoyed. The massage wasn't bad, I'd say about a 7/10. She really put her back into it and asked me what do I like. On the flip. She started massaging jr. Immediately. And asked if I wanted her to keep going. Obviously LOL. She asks how much will I pay, we agree to. 6. She then pulls her shirt down, revealing her fairly large breasts. She grabs my hands and puts them on her breasts and massages them around. Then proceedings with the L1. Her grip was a little too tight on jr, had to ask her to soften up a bit. Good finish though. Afterwards, she asks if I want L2 next time, to which I say. Of course. So I'll be making another stop in there at some point to see what that's like. Stay safe out there boys.

**BlaBlaMan** · 10-04-20 00:10

China Dolls still around? Anyone know?

**OrdLover** · 10-03-20 18:40

Saw Judy. It seems like she is the only one working there now. She is a bit more rounder now. Good massage and nice L1 finish. Tipped 40. But the shower is getting dirty like the old place. Does anyone know what happened to Hannah the korean that used to work there?

**SammiJoon** · 10-03-20 16:51

Originally Posted by RaccoonJoe [View Original Post]

Went to the River Spa in Niles about a month ago. Drew Amy. She is Mongolian, young; has a flat ass, but neat balcony. Since this was my first visit to this spa, she was a little hesitant and asked several questions about who I am and where I live, etc. She also asked whether I visited the spa before. Anyways, after I chatted with her a little bit, she became more calm.

On the flip, I received standard L1. Amy allowed for OTC roaming. It was kind of boring, as I except at least topless access during L1. Damage was $45 for 30 minutes plus $50 for tip (I could have left $40, but I was in a good mood that day). Would I visit again? If I'm in the area and have time to kill, then yes. Also, the mamasan who opened the door, seemed a lot more fun. She was certainly older, but had a sexy outift and had a nice make up on. I get the feeling that I should try the mamasan next time.

If anyone has intel on other providers at River, please let me know. PM's are welcome.

I had a different experience with the older girl. I went there in the morning, asked for Amy but she was off. Took me to the room. Massage was ok with some teasing, I tried to touch her a couple of times but she moved away. On the flip, she said that I can do it myself. I told her that I would like her help and I can do it myself at home. She declined and I let her finished the massage. $10 for tip, would not go back.

**Vern2020** · 10-03-20 16:26

Tried Princess Latina Spa after having seen a few reports on here for them. On Western a little north of Division. Like was reported before, a little more pricey. 80 for the hour. Got a pretty good looking Colombiana in her 30's. Massage was ok, got shorted a little on time, but that's common. Sloppy BBBJ for 150. She had great skills. May or may not repeat due to price point, but had a good time. Helps if you speak a little bit of spanish if you go here.

**Toe Knee** · 10-03-20 14:36

Originally Posted by CityRat [View Original Post]

Must have just missed her Yaya no longer works here anymore and said went somewhere else.

If anyone knows where this gem moved to please share.

Wow that was fast. Who did you see and would you recommend?

**CityRat** · 10-03-20 13:52

Originally Posted by ToeKnee [View Original Post]

After seeing the report from Jay I visited Yaya. She's probably the cutest girl I've ever been to. Her tits are awesome. The massage was poor and the finish was fine. But that body is really nice. 45/80. I might repeat sometime. Pretty pricey for 30 minutes.

Must have just missed her Yaya no longer works here anymore and said went somewhere else.

If anyone knows where this gem moved to please share.

**RichL1234** · 10-03-20 13:33

Whatever happened to Liz (Lisa), used to run a house on Northwest side. She was Puerto Rican about 40 years old, super nice, chatty, total MILF.

Girls that she had were Becca, Andrea, Kendra, Polish Anna to name a few. I first saw her on Diversey, then Pulaski, she moved over to Addison, then slightly north to Foster.

Her girls were always the best (very negotiable), up for anything.

Any word on her whereabouts? Is she still running a place?

Or any word on any of the girls?

I've tried some of the old numbers to no avail.

**PhillipK1** · 10-03-20 11:12

Made an appointment yesterday with Yuki: https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2072677.

PROS: Massage was decent, the appointment lasted a full hour, she spent a lot of time on my ass, balls, and shaft, she literally massaged my cock (and not just the finish), she's cute, and the L1 finish was one of the best I've ever had. Seriously, she spent so much time teasing and building up (including lots of edging) that the ending was huge for me. She's on the northside in a nice neighborhood, and the price listed in her ads is both accurate and reasonable with no up-selling or negotiation.

CONS: No mutual touch or nudity, no other menu items, place is a bit of a dump, and she's super paranoid about COVID. (Not a bad thing in theory, but UV wands do jack shit.) Also, she's not the girl in the ad's pics (but that's more-or-less expected for AMP stuff) and there was a mild English communication difficulty. Her attitude was okay but she was silent the entire time.

Overall, I'd repeat when I'm concerned about keeping costs low. But I think I prefer spending a bit extra for at least nudity and mutual touch (like with some CLM providers). Still, she's affordable, in a good neighborhood, and *really* knows how to do an L1.

**ApplePiePussy** · 10-02-20 22:25

Originally Posted by AngelBravo [View Original Post]

She is Filipino actually, she's cute about a 7. 5 or 8 in my rating scale. She was actually quite friendly and talkative through most of it, which was nice. However once she got down to business she got quiet and felt distant; You could tell she doesn't even want to look up at you. It was awkward for me just because she seemed so normal and warm and then got quiet and mechanical. I actually asked her about it since it bothered me so much and she stated that she felt looking at you just feels too personal and so that's her way of disconnecting. For those reasons alone I never visited her again but she's a very sweet girl with a decent comfortable massage. She rents that apartment and does this on the side. She has really small feet if that's anyone's thing, but as other stated she offers nothing more.

Angel, clear out your inbox when you get a chance so we can message you. Not going through now.

**RichL1234** · 10-02-20 15:46

Originally Posted by Captain1954 [View Original Post]

Talk about GPS I popped in when they were open pre covid nice young girls full menu, rang mama San (I thought) skimpy top and shorts! I'm face down different voice virtually no massage to shoulders etc plenty ass and ball action slight lift and she has it in her hand 😊 flip he'll no the mt was older than mamasan (I should know better mongering for over 40 yrs, I did not have a peek) she says "160 FS) nothing from me then "ok 140 because you are special" thanks but no thanks dresses out tipped $20 because geriatrics need help.

Exact same experience. Pay no attention to the Ad.

Nothing worth seeing here.