Massage Parlor Reports

[Toe Knee]

Must have just missed her Yaya no longer works here anymore and said went somewhere else.

If anyone knows where this gem moved to please share.

Wow that was fast. Who did you see and would you recommend?

[CityRat]

After seeing the report from Jay I visited Yaya. She's probably the cutest girl I've ever been to. Her tits are awesome. The massage was poor and the finish was fine. But that body is really nice. 45/80. I might repeat sometime. Pretty pricey for 30 minutes.

Must have just missed her Yaya no longer works here anymore and said went somewhere else.

If anyone knows where this gem moved to please share.

[RichL1234]

Whatever happened to Liz (Lisa), used to run a house on Northwest side. She was Puerto Rican about 40 years old, super nice, chatty, total MILF.

Girls that she had were Becca, Andrea, Kendra, Polish Anna to name a few. I first saw her on Diversey, then Pulaski, she moved over to Addison, then slightly north to Foster.

Her girls were always the best (very negotiable), up for anything.

Any word on her whereabouts? Is she still running a place?

Or any word on any of the girls?

I've tried some of the old numbers to no avail.

[PhillipK1]

Made an appointment yesterday with Yuki: https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2072677.

PROS: Massage was decent, the appointment lasted a full hour, she spent a lot of time on my ass, balls, and shaft, she literally massaged my cock (and not just the finish), she's cute, and the L1 finish was one of the best I've ever had. Seriously, she spent so much time teasing and building up (including lots of edging) that the ending was huge for me. She's on the northside in a nice neighborhood, and the price listed in her ads is both accurate and reasonable with no up-selling or negotiation.

CONS: No mutual touch or nudity, no other menu items, place is a bit of a dump, and she's super paranoid about COVID. (Not a bad thing in theory, but UV wands do jack shit.) Also, she's not the girl in the ad's pics (but that's more-or-less expected for AMP stuff) and there was a mild English communication difficulty. Her attitude was okay but she was silent the entire time.

Overall, I'd repeat when I'm concerned about keeping costs low. But I think I prefer spending a bit extra for at least nudity and mutual touch (like with some CLM providers). Still, she's affordable, in a good neighborhood, and *really* knows how to do an L1.

[ApplePiePussy]

She is Filipino actually, she's cute about a 7. 5 or 8 in my rating scale. She was actually quite friendly and talkative through most of it, which was nice. However once she got down to business she got quiet and felt distant; You could tell she doesn't even want to look up at you. It was awkward for me just because she seemed so normal and warm and then got quiet and mechanical. I actually asked her about it since it bothered me so much and she stated that she felt looking at you just feels too personal and so that's her way of disconnecting. For those reasons alone I never visited her again but she's a very sweet girl with a decent comfortable massage. She rents that apartment and does this on the side. She has really small feet if that's anyone's thing, but as other stated she offers nothing more.

Angel, clear out your inbox when you get a chance so we can message you. Not going through now.

[RichL1234]

Talk about GPS I popped in when they were open pre covid nice young girls full menu, rang mama San (I thought) skimpy top and shorts! I'm face down different voice virtually no massage to shoulders etc plenty ass and ball action slight lift and she has it in her hand 😊 flip he'll no the mt was older than mamasan (I should know better mongering for over 40 yrs, I did not have a peek) she says "160 FS) nothing from me then "ok 140 because you are special" thanks but no thanks dresses out tipped $20 because geriatrics need help.

Exact same experience. Pay no attention to the Ad.

Nothing worth seeing here.

[AngelBravo]

Agreed and seconded. Not always available / as responsive.

She is Filipino actually, she's cute about a 7. 5 or 8 in my rating scale. She was actually quite friendly and talkative through most of it, which was nice. However once she got down to business she got quiet and felt distant; You could tell she doesn't even want to look up at you. It was awkward for me just because she seemed so normal and warm and then got quiet and mechanical. I actually asked her about it since it bothered me so much and she stated that she felt looking at you just feels too personal and so that's her way of disconnecting. For those reasons alone I never visited her again but she's a very sweet girl with a decent comfortable massage. She rents that apartment and does this on the side. She has really small feet if that's anyone's thing, but as other stated she offers nothing more.

[CityRat]

I've seen Avana twice.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110

Overall, a decent massage in her Lincoln Park studio apartment with a nice sensual build up to an erotic HJ finish. Sadly, no significant touching or roaming allowed and no upgrades. Pictures may have been accurate a few years ago, but a little more "curves" now. Not sure what ethnicity but maybe Southeast Asian or Hispanic? From my experience, the TER reviews are wrong. Not model appearance and performance was not an 8 based on TER rating guidelines.

Agreed and seconded. Not always available / as responsive.

[Fit312]

I was glancing at RM and I noticed a lot of new places pop up around Chinatown. Have anyone here been to any one of them? Base on the addresses it all seems like they are private apartment instead of a store front. I live up north so I rarely go to Chinatown but if there is a worth while one I willing to drive down there.

I went to the storefront on the 3500 block of South Archer. Had to pay $50 door fee and and the middle-aged gnome insisted on $140 more for FS, so not a great deal.

[Captain1954]

Talk about GPS I popped in when they were open pre covid nice young girls full menu, rang mama San (I thought) skimpy top and shorts! I'm face down different voice virtually no massage to shoulders etc plenty ass and ball action slight lift and she has it in her hand 😊 flip he'll no the mt was older than mamasan (I should know better mongering for over 40 yrs, I did not have a peek) she says "160 FS) nothing from me then "ok 140 because you are special" thanks but no thanks dresses out tipped $20 because geriatrics need help🤣.

[Dexter69]

So does it mean that she move across the street to a new office building? The address is different from the last one I been at.

She works out of the office complex on the south side of Peterson. She used to be on the north side of Peterson and the ads still have that address listed.

She is definitely a solid provider. I have been going to her for years. Those titties are super solid for a 63 year old. I have also received BBBJ from her on several occasions.

[OrdLover]

I was glancing at RM and I noticed a lot of new places pop up around Chinatown. Have anyone here been to any one of them? Base on the addresses it all seems like they are private apartment instead of a store front. I live up north so I rarely go to Chinatown but if there is a worth while one I willing to drive down there.

[OrdLover]

She's been around for a long time. Definitely is a nice, solid provider, some options will be available, but she is 63 yo.

So does it mean that she move across the street to a new office building? The address is different from the last one I been at.

[ApplePiePussy]

I've seen Avana twice.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110

Overall, a decent massage in her Lincoln Park studio apartment with a nice sensual build up to an erotic HJ finish. Sadly, no significant touching or roaming allowed and no upgrades. Pictures may have been accurate a few years ago, but a little more "curves" now. Not sure what ethnicity but maybe Southeast Asian or Hispanic? From my experience, the TER reviews are wrong. Not model appearance and performance was not an 8 based on TER rating guidelines.

Thanks for the honest review TJ. I had my eye on her for a long time.

[RaccoonJoe]

Went to the River Spa in Niles about a month ago. Drew Amy. She is Mongolian, young; has a flat ass, but neat balcony. Since this was my first visit to this spa, she was a little hesitant and asked several questions about who I am and where I live, etc. She also asked whether I visited the spa before. Anyways, after I chatted with her a little bit, she became more calm.

On the flip, I received standard L1. Amy allowed for OTC roaming. It was kind of boring, as I except at least topless access during L1. Damage was $45 for 30 minutes plus $50 for tip (I could have left $40, but I was in a good mood that day). Would I visit again? If I'm in the area and have time to kill, then yes. Also, the mamasan who opened the door, seemed a lot more fun. She was certainly older, but had a sexy outift and had a nice make up on. I get the feeling that I should try the mamasan next time.

If anyone has intel on other providers at River, please let me know. PM's are welcome.