Massage Parlor Reports

**Gene2** · 10-05-20 17:01

Originally Posted by Stonecoldstan [View Original Post]

I e always had a great experience with blonde 25. If she says something about others who care, she's better than most of them anyways. I've been texted her a few time to set something up but I've been real busy at work last few weeks. I can't wait till I have time to make the 20 min drive to see her again. If you don't want to see her that's fine opens more slots for us that do.

I agree Stan. Her attitude has been great for me. But are we really going here for attitude? Or other tangibles. Like youth, beauty, service, cleanliness and security. Those are my worries. And Blonde25 checks the positive box on all of them.

If you don't want attitude. Don't have a conversation. And you will have no conversation by going to a Chinese MP. Most 60 year old masseuses won't talk at all. There. Problem solved. Leave the chatty and beautiful providers to the rest of us.

G2.

**Blackfire** · 10-05-20 15:56

Originally Posted by SlapShot69 [View Original Post]

100% Agree on the attitude issues with Blonde 25. I have seen her for several years, enjoyed my visits with her, even stayed in touch when she was off having a baby. A couple of weeks ago, I asked for an appointment, and she only had afternoon available. Told her that would not work, and that I would try another day. 20 minutes later, she said she had an earlier appointment cancel. I had already scheduled something else, so I let her know that. Her response: "Fine, Lose my number". I couldn't believe it, and reminded her how long I had been seeing her, and that I did not cancel, it just did not work for me.

It's unfortunate, I liked spending time with her, but this certainly showed me how much she really cares about her clients.

Some women can be that way, especially if they feel "slighted" in the least. Couldn't tell you how many times past girlfriends have given me the 'ol "lose my number" line during an argument. That's one of the main reasons we pay for this shit, so we don't have to deal with that b / s. That being said, your last line seemed curious to me "showed how much she really cares about her clients". These are mostly prostitutes touching you or fucking you for money. They don't really care about YOU no matter what they tell you, you are a walking wallet. In fact, many if not most find the johns disgusting, though none would actually say it to us. Instead they'll tell us how much they really love touching our pee pee's or swallowing our babies.

**LlinhPhong** · 10-05-20 15:18

I walked in Paradise two weeks ago.

There was only one girl working at that time. Summer white, petite around 30's.

Door fee: 50/30 minutes. I gave her 60 and asked for the change, she said she didn't have a change she will count on the tip. WTF.

While I was undressing, Heidi (I know her voice) came back and argued that I was her customer because it was her turn. She called Jennifer and complained, blah blah. Summer came in and asked me to say I have an appointment with Summer. It was so hilarious.

Summer had a super bad massage skills. She just put hot oil on my back and roamed it all my back. She asked me how many times I had been there? Did I get any HE or so?

She thought I was a noob and tried to upsell me LOL.

Standard HE: 80.

Nude HE: 150.

Body Slide: 200.

BJ: 300.

FS: 500.

I used to get the BBBJ for 100 over there. I told her that, but she said her price was set and it cannot be lower.

I said "It's fine. Just keep that price with you". I dressed in and walked out.

I think I'm not going to be back there anymore.

**LlinhPhong** · 10-05-20 14:58

Originally Posted by StevesMilin [View Original Post]

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/b...207960022.html

New post on CL. Seems like I've seen reviews in the past but cannot find anything within the past few years.

Anyone experience Joy?

Thanks.

SS.

I just had a dream this afternoon.

Joy was the only girl working there.

Mid or late 30's Thais girl. Pretty, nice body but just a little bit English.

Decent massage but no HE (very sad).

There's no lucky for me. Maybe YMMV.

Damage 60/40.

**StevesMilin** · 10-05-20 14:22

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

That's an AMP. Tuina massage. Joy has been reported on here. Late 20's. Slender and cute. Does good massage. HE available if she's alone there and knows you.

G2.

Ahhh yes, now I recall seeing reviews. Probably operator error but I could not find anything searching "Joy" in GR massage.

Many thanks. HE along doesn't get my attention. Unless. LOL.

SS.

**Stonecoldstan** · 10-05-20 14:13

Originally Posted by SlapShot69 [View Original Post]

100% Agree on the attitude issues with Blonde 25. I have seen her for several years, enjoyed my visits with her, even stayed in touch when she was off having a baby. A couple of weeks ago, I asked for an appointment, and she only had afternoon available. Told her that would not work, and that I would try another day. 20 minutes later, she said she had an earlier appointment cancel. I had already scheduled something else, so I let her know that. Her response: "Fine, Lose my number". I couldn't believe it, and reminded her how long I had been seeing her, and that I did not cancel, it just did not work for me.

It's unfortunate, I liked spending time with her, but this certainly showed me how much she really cares about her clients.

I e always had a great experience with blonde 25. If she says something about others who care, she's better than most of them anyways. I've been texted her a few time to set something up but I've been real busy at work last few weeks. I can't wait till I have time to make the 20 min drive to see her again. If you don't want to see her that's fine opens more slots for us that do.

**BoatGuy1** · 10-05-20 14:07

Originally Posted by VelvetGoldMine [View Original Post]

Blonde 25 is very attractive but her attitude and constant complaining turned me off. I was a regular who over time just got fed up with her constant bitching and trash talking other providers. I have yet to check Casey out.

I haven't seen blond25, was on my list to, but Casey is an absolute sweetheart. I will just stick with Casey, in fact, working on setting up another visit.

**AmpPerv** · 10-05-20 13:07

Originally Posted by StevesMilin [View Original Post]

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/b...207960022.html

New post on CL. Seems like I've seen reviews in the past but cannot find anything within the past few years.

Anyone experience Joy?

Thanks.

SS.

I would recommend definitely call Joy for an appt. I saw her at beginning of year, went back a month later but she was not in, that was on a Saturday, saw Luna, no HE from her. There was a real pretty girl also working but I doubt she gave any HE either. So I did not go back thinking Joy had gone away. Other girls there may not give you HE.

**SlapShot69** · 10-05-20 11:35

100% Agree on the attitude issues with Blonde 25. I have seen her for several years, enjoyed my visits with her, even stayed in touch when she was off having a baby. A couple of weeks ago, I asked for an appointment, and she only had afternoon available. Told her that would not work, and that I would try another day. 20 minutes later, she said she had an earlier appointment cancel. I had already scheduled something else, so I let her know that. Her response: "Fine, Lose my number". I couldn't believe it, and reminded her how long I had been seeing her, and that I did not cancel, it just did not work for me.

It's unfortunate, I liked spending time with her, but this certainly showed me how much she really cares about her clients.

Originally Posted by VelvetGoldMine [View Original Post]

Blonde 25 is very attractive but her attitude and constant complaining turned me off. I was a regular who over time just got fed up with her constant bitching and trash talking other providers. I have yet to check Casey out.

**VelvetGoldMine** · 10-05-20 11:16

Originally Posted by HollandGuy83 [View Original Post]

Agree. Casey is great. My issue with Blond25 isn't her prices but her attitude. I wish Casey and Blonde25 would swap their schedules because I prefer making my appointments around lunch time.

Blonde 25 is very attractive but her attitude and constant complaining turned me off. I was a regular who over time just got fed up with her constant bitching and trash talking other providers. I have yet to check Casey out.

**HollandGuy83** · 10-05-20 09:37

Originally Posted by WestMichguy [View Original Post]

This girl is an absolute sweetheart. She looks better than her pics, has a killer body and gives great service. She and Blonde25 get a little grief for their higher rates, but the extra money is well worth it compared to some of the other providers out there who aren't nearly as attractive.

Agree. Casey is great. My issue with Blond25 isn't her prices but her attitude. I wish Casey and Blonde25 would swap their schedules because I prefer making my appointments around lunch time.

**Gene2** · 10-05-20 07:50

Originally Posted by StevesMilin [View Original Post]

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/b...207960022.html

New post on CL. Seems like I've seen reviews in the past but cannot find anything within the past few years.

Anyone experience Joy?

Thanks.

SS.

That's an AMP. Tuina massage. Joy has been reported on here. Late 20's. Slender and cute. Does good massage. HE available if she's alone there and knows you.

G2.

**StevesMilin** · 10-05-20 07:16

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/b...207960022.html

New post on CL. Seems like I've seen reviews in the past but cannot find anything within the past few years.

Anyone experience Joy?

Thanks.

SS.

**Moonglow913** · 10-04-20 11:52

Originally Posted by Noctis4569 [View Original Post]

It was late and most MPs were closed or closing, the only one I knew of that was still open was LA Spa in Ionia. The stuff I heard about it, didn't get me excited. But unless I wanted an SW or Escort it was really my only option. I was in a massage kinda mood so I went there expecting the worse.

When I got there, some old hunchback lady let me in and showed me a room. I almost turned around and left thinking that this was going to be my masseuse. But I didn't. A few minutes later a VERY sexy Asian walked in where a school girl skirt. She goes by Pinky. Nice ass, great body, perfect boobs. The face was cute. She's probably in her 30's.

She kept repeating the same phrases over and over. Which was annoying, but then I realized its probably the only English she knows. The massage was awful, as too be expected at the AMPs around here. But the teasing was good, and she was hot. I actually cut the massage short and just went for the flip.

The menu is wide open depending on the donation available. I typically only go to AMPs when I'm feeling cheap. If I'm ok with spending more ill go American. Anyways, the menu was wide open. So I chose the FS option. Typically ill pay $ - $. 2 for FS at a AMP. But this was going to be more I handed her. 8 she kept her hand out for more, so I went up to $. 2 high end of what I usually would pay. Her hand was still out. I didn't want to pay more, but she was very attractive and I was wanting to hit that. So total dmg ended up being. 4 at the door for a hhr and $. 60 for tip.

Yeah $200 is a bit high for CBJ. Her idea or yours?

**Chad Adler** · 10-04-20 11:05

Originally Posted by White300 [View Original Post]

Can it be GPS if the panties stay on?

Originally Posted by Russians [View Original Post]

What does GPS mean I really don't know LOL.

Golden Pussy Syndrome. It happens when a girl is super attractive and gets so much positive attention that she starts thinking her vagina is made out of gold and charges outrageous rates that aren't warranted by the quality of service she provides.

The joke White300 is making is, can we really call it GPS if Angel isn't even giving up the pussy? I would argue, yes. She thinks her pussy is made out of such a high karat of gold that she doesn't even have to take it out. She can demand ridiculous prices by merely dangling the possibility in front of us.