Massage Parlor Reports

[JMirage]

I mean, at least a hint, city, something so we can have a treasure hunt, PM also works!! Please, sounds amazing! What was the $damage?

Went to this AMP close to my house before the pandemic, regular AMP, tinted windows but got regular massage no extras, this time went to the same place with no intentions of extras just wanted a massage for my sore back. Went in and was asked the fees upfront by a almost 50 yr old asian woman, not great looking there was a younger girl inside but I dint ask, and was a bit surprised since they dint ask for payment last time right till the end. Went in and stripped down to my boxers and got under the sheet. Older lady comes in and asks is it your first time here? I said yes just to see where things go.

She sees my boxers and pulls them down a bit to and massages my back and then with in 2 minutes asks if she could remove my boxers, before I could say yes, she yanks them down and I was instantly rock hard and she throws the sheets away and immediately goes super sensual and starts playing with my butthole and balls, after 10 minutes of intense teasing she asks me to turn around and she said small man big dick (probably to boost my ego) proceeds to give me a HJ, I asked if I could touch her boobs, she said yes and before she had a chance I put my hand inside her shirt and her bra, she just smiled and I asked if I could suck her boobs (almost never works for me) she said Yes, surprisingly she had big boobs and pointy nipples which I sucked while she was giving me a HJ with one hand and fingering my butt with another (awesome experience), after a big load she cleaned me up and said she will clean me up and massage me.

I turn around and she massages my back, after 5 minutes she goes back to my legs and gets super sensual again, I was not sure If I could get hard so quickly and was about to ask her to stop but she was so good I got hard again and this time it probably surprised her and she went full crazy and sensual that I was on all fours and she started milking me and my prostate. After 5 minutes she asks me to turn around, gives her left boob for me to suck and gave me another HJ. I was in heaven. After cleaning me up she smiles and says 3 ? I was like no way and looked at my phone to see a bunch of emails that I had to reply, I said I had to leave and she asks how much will I tip her, I said. 4 and she was so happy that I was like, what the hell is going on? I get dressed she comes back and tells me her name and asks me to make an appointment next time with her to make sure I get her.

As I leave I still could not believe the experience I had, it was by far the best AMP experience I had, I don't think I will go for FS as she is older and chubby but man o man, she is was the best. I know you guys probably want me to give you the name, but I would like to go a few times before the magic fades after which I will share the location and her name.

[MartyByrde]

Why did you write this NerdyGuy if you are not going to tell us where it is at?

To me it is useless without that little detail.

Yes, that is an important detail!

Also, when I go to an AMP, after entering the room, I strip completely, then lie on the table face down. Most of the time the woman just starts from there. Sometimes they will put a towel on my ass, but it comes off somewhat "quickly".

[MassageMeow]

The last few times I have been by, the gate has been locked, then the parking lot was closed off for work, and now the facade is being completely redone.

Anyone know if they are open during this time?

[HarleySteve]

Why did you write this NerdyGuy if you are not going to tell us where it is at?

To me it is useless without that little detail.

Went to this AMP close to my house before the pandemic, regular AMP, tinted windows but got regular massage no extras, this time went to the same place with no intentions of extras just wanted a massage for my sore back. Went in and was asked the fees upfront by a almost 50 yr old asian woman, not great looking there was a younger girl inside but I dint ask, and was a bit surprised since they dint ask for payment last time right till the end. Went in and stripped down to my boxers and got under the sheet. Older lady comes in and asks is it your first time here? I said yes just to see where things go.

She sees my boxers and pulls them down a bit to and massages my back and then with in 2 minutes asks if she could remove my boxers, before I could say yes, she yanks them down and I was instantly rock hard and she throws the sheets away and immediately goes super sensual and starts playing with my butthole and balls, after 10 minutes of intense teasing she asks me to turn around and she said small man big dick (probably to boost my ego) proceeds to give me a HJ, I asked if I could touch her boobs, she said yes and before she had a chance I put my hand inside her shirt and her bra, she just smiled and I asked if I could suck her boobs (almost never works for me) she said Yes, surprisingly she had big boobs and pointy nipples which I sucked while she was giving me a HJ with one hand and fingering my butt with another (awesome experience), after a big load she cleaned me up and said she will clean me up and massage me.

I turn around and she massages my back, after 5 minutes she goes back to my legs and gets super sensual again, I was not sure If I could get hard so quickly and was about to ask her to stop but she was so good I got hard again and this time it probably surprised her and she went full crazy and sensual that I was on all fours and she started milking me and my prostate. After 5 minutes she asks me to turn around, gives her left boob for me to suck and gave me another HJ. I was in heaven. After cleaning me up she smiles and says 3 ? I was like no way and looked at my phone to see a bunch of emails that I had to reply, I said I had to leave and she asks how much will I tip her, I said. 4 and she was so happy that I was like, what the hell is going on? I get dressed she comes back and tells me her name and asks me to make an appointment next time with her to make sure I get her.

As I leave I still could not believe the experience I had, it was by far the best AMP experience I had, I don't think I will go for FS as she is older and chubby but man o man, she is was the best. I know you guys probably want me to give you the name, but I would like to go a few times before the magic fades after which I will share the location and her name.

[Anony]

I was considering an encore visit at ET but saw that their front door is all messed up. The glass door is replaced with a particle board and a crudely open sign, spray painted on it. My spidey sense told me to stay away.

Also saw that Ever Green Spa changed its name to just Green Spa up the road. Didn't that place just change its name from Four Seasons not too long ago? Are broken doors and name changes red flags I should be weary about, or am I just paranoid?

[NerdyGuy66]

Went to this AMP close to my house before the pandemic, regular AMP, tinted windows but got regular massage no extras, this time went to the same place with no intentions of extras just wanted a massage for my sore back. Went in and was asked the fees upfront by a almost 50 yr old asian woman, not great looking there was a younger girl inside but I dint ask, and was a bit surprised since they dint ask for payment last time right till the end. Went in and stripped down to my boxers and got under the sheet. Older lady comes in and asks is it your first time here? I said yes just to see where things go.

She sees my boxers and pulls them down a bit to and massages my back and then with in 2 minutes asks if she could remove my boxers, before I could say yes, she yanks them down and I was instantly rock hard and she throws the sheets away and immediately goes super sensual and starts playing with my butthole and balls, after 10 minutes of intense teasing she asks me to turn around and she said small man big dick (probably to boost my ego) proceeds to give me a HJ, I asked if I could touch her boobs, she said yes and before she had a chance I put my hand inside her shirt and her bra, she just smiled and I asked if I could suck her boobs (almost never works for me) she said Yes, surprisingly she had big boobs and pointy nipples which I sucked while she was giving me a HJ with one hand and fingering my butt with another (awesome experience), after a big load she cleaned me up and said she will clean me up and massage me.

I turn around and she massages my back, after 5 minutes she goes back to my legs and gets super sensual again, I was not sure If I could get hard so quickly and was about to ask her to stop but she was so good I got hard again and this time it probably surprised her and she went full crazy and sensual that I was on all fours and she started milking me and my prostate. After 5 minutes she asks me to turn around, gives her left boob for me to suck and gave me another HJ. I was in heaven. After cleaning me up she smiles and says 3 ? I was like no way and looked at my phone to see a bunch of emails that I had to reply, I said I had to leave and she asks how much will I tip her, I said. 4 and she was so happy that I was like, what the hell is going on? I get dressed she comes back and tells me her name and asks me to make an appointment next time with her to make sure I get her.

As I leave I still could not believe the experience I had, it was by far the best AMP experience I had, I don't think I will go for FS as she is older and chubby but man o man, she is was the best. I know you guys probably want me to give you the name, but I would like to go a few times before the magic fades after which I will share the location and her name.

[Moose21]

I have had this issue at Ocean Spa and decided not to return there. And like you, although I can't speak the language, I do understand it. I have confronted a few providers when they gave me BS to my face and then spoke in Mandarin not realizing I understood most of what they said. I don't mind the extra long hair so long as their hygiene is good.

Can you clarify which of the Ocean Spas you have experienced this behaviour at?

Thanks.

[RedCurry]

Anyone been here? Not in the best area these days but seems promising.

[Member #6240]

https://seattle.rubratings.com/187088

Apartment near Crossroads. That's her in the pics. 20 years ago. Very nice massage with both a therapeutic and feather-light touch, with just a little teasing. Flip continues in the same way leading to an HE. Clothes stay on, positions for no mutual touch. Once the event occurs, cleans up and exits. Nice lady, but zero sensual, zero mutual touch and not even any eye candy. Pass.

[ThatGuy23]

2nd this! A "S-LUT Hut" section would be pretty sweet. And that's a term I heard straight from one of those chicks on my first visit. I remember them being pretty crazy back in the day, but they were getting busted for doing handys & fucking customers through open doors. Don't know if they still do anything that crazy!

Wow, really? I was hoping to take one back to my hotel, but if I need to meet them at the shack after close, that works too!

[Overdoser]

Staying in Everett on business, and didn't realize how many AMPs there were here!

Last time I was in Seattle, I tried Euro and was disappointed. Saw someone I had read was great and had big naturals. She did, but everything else was big too, and she was older than I prefer. All around not-so-pleasant experience.

Prefer younger or skinnier or attractive women. Or at least two out of three. Any recommendations in this area? Don't care about the extent of service, as long as I'm happy by the end.

Also, stopped by a bikini coffee stand, Hillbilly Hotties. Really cute, skinny brunette with pierced dimples and big naturals, nipples covered with black X's.

Anyone know if she's available after work? Or chance with any Bikini Barista place?

Thanks!

2nd this! A "S-LUT Hut" section would be pretty sweet. And that's a term I heard straight from one of those chicks on my first visit. I remember them being pretty crazy back in the day, but they were getting busted for doing handys & fucking customers through open doors. Don't know if they still do anything that crazy!

[ThatGuy23]

Staying in Everett on business, and didn't realize how many AMPs there were here!

Last time I was in Seattle, I tried Euro and was disappointed. Saw someone I had read was great and had big naturals. She did, but everything else was big too, and she was older than I prefer. All around not-so-pleasant experience.

Prefer younger or skinnier or attractive women. Or at least two out of three. Any recommendations in this area? Don't care about the extent of service, as long as I'm happy by the end.

Also, stopped by a bikini coffee stand, Hillbilly Hotties. Really cute, skinny brunette with pierced dimples and big naturals, nipples covered with black X's.

Anyone know if she's available after work? Or chance with any Bikini Barista place?

Thanks!

[Duke Of Exeter]

Hey guys I'm still pretty new to this hobby so I'm trying to find a regular place to go. I keep seeing Euro Touch and I think that's where I want to go next. I was wondering if any of the girls there provides BBBJ while giving a PM? Are there any places that you guys know of in the Lynnwood area who provides that service or even a good rimming?

For one of my early experiences with CiCi at Euro Touch, she stuck a (gloved) finger deep in my ass while taking my bare cock deep in her mouth for an incredible BBBJ / PM. Without removing her finger she spun around and slid her pussy down on my bare cock for an Asian cowgirl ride that, combined with her finger-fucking my ass, was a massive and memorable orgasmic explosion. I was quick work for her that day!

[Grimmel]

Nothing in Port Angeles. There is an AMP in Sequim but I have not stopped in

I've been to the parlor in Sequim, about a year. Got a very nice massage and left Happy.

[Grimmel]

Hey guys I'm still pretty new to this hobby so I'm trying to find a regular place to go. I keep seeing Euro Touch and I think that's where I want to go next. I was wondering if any of the girls there provides BBBJ while giving a PM? Are there any places that you guys know of in the Lynnwood area who provides that service or even a good rimming?

This seems like a perfect place for my weird dream I had. So I went to Golden and had a really nice session with a lovely lady with beautiful bewbers, youngish, very pretty face but after I thought I could use an actual massage so off I went. Across the street and between Golden and ET is a parlor, been there about a year or so. I went in and it was a very old lady, saggy boobs, lots of makeup, smokers voice, was probably hot 40 years ago.

I just want a massage so who cares. Awesome table shower and she spends an excessive amount of time cleaning my ass. We go to the massage room which is a giant bed. Lay down, starts short massage but she is spending a lot of time on my backside. Flip over and she immediately goes in on the BBBJ and rubbing my hole, has me hard in seconds to my surprise, then has me scoot to the end of the bed legs over the edge. At this point I'm in a bit of shock, I just had a really nice session hour, I'm an old man but I'm a steel pole as she lubes up her hand and goes full prostate while giving me a great BJ. After a while she gets up and lays down and pulls me on, she was actually pretty tight but deep and let me pound away no complaint, no rush, no are you finished yet. If the cover of the book doesn't bother you'd I'd recommend her. Think she is the only one there.