Humaniplex

**Maverick 26** · 09-22-20 01:54

Similar experience last week.

I've been thinking of quitting this hobby and wanted to end it on a high note so booked Ashley for a one hour session in La.

She was about 20 minutes late but I didn't mind since it was a pretty nice hotel near LAX and I like people watching plus I expected her to be late based on the reviews.

She came to pick me up at the lobby by the elevator. And first impression was great. She isn't as pretty as the pictures but she is an attractive girl.

I gave her the donation, went to freshen up and came back to find her in a sexy lingerie. Needless to say, it was down hill from there.

She laid out her rules: no DATY, and no FOV which I completely understand but then she took me by surprise by telling me I can't touch or lick her nipples because she is ultra sensitive. WTF? She has very nice b cup tits with delicious pink nipples and I can't even taste it?

She started off with BBBJ, which was decent but she kept wiping off her spit and my precum with a towel. Weird.

She then put on the hat and we proceeded to do missionary. She is pretty tight and allowed LFK. About 5 minutes into the pounding she asks if I'm about to come. I said no and she gets up to go to the bathroom. I lay on the bed for a good 2-3 minutes while my jewel is getting softer and softer.

She comes back without acknowledging me and checks her phone.

By this time I am kind of upset and ask her if she is okay?

She plays it off like everything is fine. My junk is soft again by this time that I ask her if she can just finish me off with a BJ.

"I don't do BJ after I put on a condom" WTF? I tell her I'll go wash it, and she reluctantly agrees.

Same shit as the initial BJ. Constantly wiping her spit and my precum. I did finish with her half ass BJ and HJ and I was done with her. I usually go for round 2 when it's an hour session but I just wanted to leave by then.

I know shit like this happens but she has close to over 500 reviews with many reviews stating "GFE. " This was no where close to an GFE experience (no dfk, no boob touch, bad service). She is probably the most disappointing provider I ever had. To add insult to injury the parking for the hotel cost me $40 LOL.

Originally Posted by AR1996 [View Original Post]

Went to see this chick today.

https://privatedelights.ch/profile/AshleyFoxx or allison143 on hx.

Idk how I ended up with such a terrible session with her cause she has almost 400 4-5 star reviews. PD says she has a quarantine discount of 300 hr but she quoted me 400. I decided to take it based on her reviews. When I arrived at the hotel, she didn't text me back. Ghosted. After waiting in the parking lot for 30 minutes I left but then she finally texted her room number. Against my better judgment I decided to go up to her room. Her room was filthy and she reeked of weed and she smelled like bo. She took the donation up front then took off all her clothes. Her pics are real and she is super hot. Unfortunately that's where the good things end. During the entire session Ashley was cold, unattentive, and didn't even look at me. She gave me a half assed BJ / HJ then put a cover on my SOFT dick then told me to fuck her. She bent over in doggy and the smell coming from her kitty was DISGUSTING. Just to get it over with, I thought of my fav porn star then inserted. I made sure to give her the hardest pounding of her life. After I came she told me to get out.

Worst experience ever. I paid 400 for a 20 minute non GFE session. There are girls who only do covered stuff that are better than Ashley.

I will most definitely not be repeating.

**HapaBoy86** · 09-22-20 01:16

Originally Posted by SCJohn [View Original Post]

Probably makes more money here than driving for Uber.

And, its not taxed. LOL.

**SteakTartare** · 09-22-20 00:09

Speaking of super hot accountants, I fucked this HX chick several times in 2018 and 2019. Long gorgeous black hair and can suck all the deductions out of your 1040. Severe penalty for early withdrawal ha ha ha.

She even showed me her business card. Real life number cruncher.

Steak.

Originally Posted by WildMan007 [View Original Post]

Those who have a prominent job want to earn extra money for a better car (buy a new car) better clothes (Saks vs. Wal Mart) and even better makeup too!

Met one in 2015 who was an accountant.

Originally Posted by SCJohn [View Original Post]

Probably makes more money here than driving for Uber.

Originally Posted by BJojo [View Original Post]

That makes sense.

**SCJohn** · 09-21-20 23:21

Originally Posted by WildMan007 [View Original Post]

Those who have a prominent job want to earn extra money for a better car (buy a new car) better clothes (Saks vs. Wal Mart) and even better makeup too!

Met one in 2015 who was an accountant.

Probably makes more money here than driving for Uber.

**BJojo** · 09-21-20 18:11

Originally Posted by WildMan007 [View Original Post]

Those who have a prominent job want to earn extra money for a better car (buy a new car) better clothes (Saks vs. Wal Mart) and even better makeup too!

Met one in 2015 who was an accountant.

That makes sense.

**WildMan007** · 09-21-20 13:12

Originally Posted by BJojo [View Original Post]

Interesting thing is. She mentioned that she works a prominent job. I assume that she makes good money. I guess not, since she's begging for extra $$.

Those who have a prominent job want to earn extra money for a better car (buy a new car) better clothes (Saks vs. Wal Mart) and even better makeup too!

Met one in 2015 who was an accountant.

**ScrewNutBolt** · 09-14-20 13:49

Originally Posted by BJojo [View Original Post]

Interesting thing is. She mentioned that she works a prominent job. I assume that she makes good money. I guess not, since she's begging for extra $$.

Very interesting indeed, since she told me she makes sets and props for theater productions as a career. Perhaps she didn't want to reveal her other, real "prominent job" or perhaps there are other circumstances at play. Not my place to judge or assume someone's situation, just pointing out what I was told and commenting. Thanks.

**Punter3** · 09-14-20 12:53

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

No pimp cares about his thots service!

He / She only cares about 1,5,10,20,50's and 100's!

Newer pimps don't care. Longer term managers/bookers want the repeats and regulars -- like the asian houses. That is why the Asian houses are the best.

**BJojo** · 09-14-20 02:44

Originally Posted by KoolKeith323 [View Original Post]

Any of you locals seen this chick?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lovelycassie

She's very pretty, curvy as hell, and like sex, and bbj was good.

**HapaBoy86** · 09-13-20 02:59

Originally Posted by BJojo [View Original Post]

Her pimp clearly does not care about good customer service.

No pimp cares about his thots service!

He / She only cares about 1,5,10,20,50's and 100's!

**BJojo** · 09-12-20 22:56

Originally Posted by ScrewNutBolt [View Original Post]

Saw her a few times in the 2017-2018 time frame if I recall correctly. Yes, she's hot, and she is a freak and will let you do anything you want but she is also spaced out, older than the pics suggest, and generally more trouble than she's worth. The last date I had with her was disappointing: she started complaining about back pain early into round 2 and I just stopped trying. As I was getting dressed on the way out she started talking about some financial hardships and if I could help her out. Have not repeated since and why should I? Many younger, skilled and willing providers that are there to take her place.

Interesting thing is. She mentioned that she works a prominent job. I assume that she makes good money. I guess not, since she's begging for extra $$.

**BJojo** · 09-12-20 22:26

Originally Posted by DrCock [View Original Post]

Yes she's part of the SunkissedKayla crew.

Got there and turned around. Stacks dates (+3 -whoever gets there first) want to rush you you out soon as you get there. She can't have time wash her vagina. Her pimp clearly does not care about good customer service.

**HapaBoy86** · 09-12-20 21:48

Originally Posted by BStachel [View Original Post]

A few of the girls went back to Brazil for the summer. They might be having trouble re-entering the US.

Brasil is a hot bed for CV as well!

**Kroditpakshi** · 09-12-20 12:24

Thanks, guys. Hope to see them back soon. They were solid.

I believe braziliandesires was started by a gal who used to work for BoB. In my experience, they are not as good.

Originally Posted by BStachel [View Original Post]

A few of the girls went back to Brazil for the summer. They might be having trouble re-entering the US.

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

They come and go alot. Open for a few weeks than temp close than comeback in a few months lately.

Originally Posted by BadInfluence [View Original Post]

They're still around, but are not taking new customers. They'll add you to the mailing list if you've been a recent customer. I saw a few girls from that agency but hadn't seen anyone lately, and the booker cut me off. Said they're under the radar now. She got a little testy with me, I moved on to Braziliandesires.