Massage Parlor Reports

[ATrain66]

See my previous report that this place is downhill and fast. The talent has little to no appeal.

Any information on the Real Massage on 44th Street in Kentwood?

[JamesTheSloth]

That is an accurate description of Micki. Good to hear that a more expansive menu might be available. Any other talent at Lotus?

The last couple times I had been there, I counted 3. This skinny older lady. There is also a heavier older lady (not big, but comparing with this one) and a younger one.

The general rule of thumb is the older the lady is, the higher the mileage it goes. I think this also applies to other mps.

[Electronman]

We could only dream here in Grand Rapids that that's the legendary Micki who went from Lansing to Jackson.

Same name and similar age and body. But the legendary Micki is working at Lucky Spa in Jackson.

[MaxCady]

That is an accurate description of Micki. Good to hear that a more expansive menu might be available. Any other talent at Lotus?

We could only dream here in Grand Rapids that that's the legendary Micki who went from Lansing to Jackson.

[GoodFun10]

Any information on the Real Massage on 44th Street in Kentwood?

[Seeking Fun 99]

Does anyone have any information and / or insight on these providers? I conducted an advanced search and nothing came up. Thanks!

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...r/805976821602

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...a/683241019654

[Benz1]

Kinda took one for the team at Panecea. I had a heads up that she was special and very nice.

Annieee Ann gives a very passionate massage, long slow deep strokes and occasionally whispers or blows in your ear. My left ear is hard of hearing, I couldn't tell which.

I left there very happy to have met her and experience a more than passionate massage with Annieee and Ashley.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/313860131572

That's Annieee Ann taking the time to massage Ashley's arm and Yes that's Ashley's ass.
We all three took time on and off the table massaging each other for a full flavored experience.
Annieee Ann watched intently among other things while Ashley gave me an expert Prostrate massage. Anniee Ann says shes willing to learn the art of prostate massage.
We made time for coffee too.

[Wolf88]

Stopped by relaxation Station for a walk in.

Sydney was only one there. Very beautiful girl. Only 1/2 hour available.

60 for door free.

Normal tips.

Allow mutual touch.

More menu available.

Crap massage but touch was nice.

[Electronman]

I am sure FS is available there. Is micki a skinny long hair lady from maybe her earlier 50's? If so, I had BBBJ and CFS from her. Can't remember the Dem age tho.

That is an accurate description of Micki. Good to hear that a more expansive menu might be available. Any other talent at Lotus?

[HornyFlyer]

Her ad says she 22 yrs old.

The the ad goes on to say "If you enjoy long sensual or deep tissue rubs done by experienced hands (9+ years), give me a try".

This does not seem to make sense when applied logic to a timeline.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...y/831263691531

Lost me at "not full service". Her rates would get "full service" from most others and she's not pretty enough for me to invest in "not full service. " Just my opinion.

[ATrain66]

Her ad says she 22 yrs old.

The the ad goes on to say — "If you enjoy long sensual or deep tissue rubs done by experienced hands (9+ years), give me a try".

This does not seem to make sense when applied logic to a timeline.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...y/831263691531

[HarryHood]

Went here today around 7:30 pm. Went in for 30 min massage. The Chinese girl wanted me to do 90 minutes kept pointing at the price list. Ended up doing 1 hour after she told me there was 5 minutes remaining of my 30 minutes using her phone translator. There were two massage Chinese ladys. One look like she was in her 30-40's(she was the one that massaged me) and the other look like she was in her late 40's or early 50's. Neither girl speaks any English as they were using their phone translator. The positive is that she gave me the full hour and didn't short me on time. Used lots of different techniques and some stretching. And massage was very good. Other than working a lot on the buttocks and teasing this place seems totally legit. Never even got to flip. Was facing down the whole time for hour.

I can confirm HE is available here. Went in the other day, had one of the older ladies. She wasn't particularly my type, but I rolled with it. I think she could just tell what I was there for, and on the flip HE was provided, though not mind blowing, just a welcome surprise.

[Mike Yepthatsm]

I texted her asking about nuru. Was told 300 plus the 60 $ door fee. No thanks.

Had the same experience with this one where she is rude and very pushy on the tip. Went in and got this one a couple of weeks ago and did the hr. Waited for about 15 minutes in the room and was about to walk out when she came in. She then started a half assed massage for 5 minutes and then she wanted me to flip and I was like no you barely gave me a massage. So she continued the half ass massage for 20 minutes by just stopping the oil around on my back and legs. Then she started to talk about the tip and I told her I don't talk about the tip and that she will get what I think will be a reasonable tip based off her menu. She got upset at that and said that most of her clients tip her at least 100 for a standard HJ and I told her that's nice but I am not like most clients. She was pissed off at this point and thought she would leave but instead had me flip. Did the mechanized HJ and finished. Tipped her 40 for her shitty attitude and told her that it would have been more if she focused on my experience and not be rude. I understand we all have bad days but I am paying for a good experience and all the GPS and rude attitude will turn me off. If I wanted to pay escort prices I would go get an escort.

Safe to say I will not repeat with her. It seems like most Royal Girls I've gotten have this GPS problem.

[JamesTheSloth]

I stopped by Lotus Spa on a recent afternoon. Located on Eastern, just south of 28th St. , the spa shares a small building with a very popular barbeque place that was doing a brisk carry out business. I rang the door bell which was answered after a short wait by a slender but older Korean woman named Micki. She was attractive and had a nice body, for an older woman. I had been exercising and I was a bit sweaty so I confirmed that they had a table shower. The table shower was pleasant and thorough but it was not as erotic as I've experienced at other parlors. The massage was OK and mostly a prelude to some teasing and extra services. Extras were good but somewhat limited (FS was not available). She was the only person working so she left the session once to check answer the door.

Overall, it was a good, but not outstanding, visit with an older Korean woman. I probably would not repeat as I've had much better sessions at other spas in Battle Creek and Jackson.

I am sure FS is available there. Is micki a skinny long hair lady from maybe her earlier 50's? If so, I had BBBJ and CFS from her. Can't remember the Dem age tho.

[GRDiver]

Had the same experience with this one where she is rude and very pushy on the tip. Went in and got this one a couple of weeks ago and did the hr. Waited for about 15 minutes in the room and was about to walk out when she came in. She then started a half assed massage for 5 minutes and then she wanted me to flip and I was like no you barely gave me a massage. So she continued the half ass massage for 20 minutes by just stopping the oil around on my back and legs. Then she started to talk about the tip and I told her I don't talk about the tip and that she will get what I think will be a reasonable tip based off her menu. She got upset at that and said that most of her clients tip her at least 100 for a standard HJ and I told her that's nice but I am not like most clients. She was pissed off at this point and thought she would leave but instead had me flip. Did the mechanized HJ and finished. Tipped her 40 for her shitty attitude and told her that it would have been more if she focused on my experience and not be rude. I understand we all have bad days but I am paying for a good experience and all the GPS and rude attitude will turn me off. If I wanted to pay escort prices I would go get an escort.

Safe to say I will not repeat with her. It seems like most Royal Girls I've gotten have this GPS problem.

So, on a whim I decided to do something I knew wasn't the best idea, but decided to try anyway. Her name's Ann, and she's at Royal on 44th:

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/964878649678

So upon texting, she says it's $60 for an hr. I opted for the hhr, then she said $50 for that, and that was my first sign of not-such-a-good-idea. I replied that I'll opt for an hr, as long as I get roughly the full hr. She said that's the prices at Royal (not true, been there several times before the year before and prior; Lexy was the only one worth it, but Anna seemed like she was). She then said I could do the hhr. Hit-it-and-quit-it sign, right there.

I played along, aiming for the hhr. I get there, and mama san was working the window, made me pay 60. Ann was behind the counter and said that I was doing hhr. Mama san said 60. Ann said that it'll get sorted out and agreed to just take that extra 10 as part of tip. OK. That was a good thing about her.

Here's the problem. I get in the room, and I waited almost exactly 10 m. Flag #1. Flag #2, Ann isn't as good looking as the pics. She's tall, which is fine, but she put on some weight, and her chest is the same size, so basically pretty small in comparison. She's not a bbw, don't get me wrong, but she's put on some weight. Seemingly nice backside though. Just not as good looking, is all -- but cute.

Problem was that she had a Robotic attitude. About 5 m into the massage she asked to flip. She shucked down her shirt to show her tits, and started stroking me down there. Up until this point, things were OK. Not a massage, just a facade to flip quick. If that's all ya want, that's fine.

But as she's dealing with "it", I say that I could tip her more for more than this. She asked how much, I said double tip -- and I was being no cheap skate as I was going to go 50/50 for a hhr. High price for nothing close to a real massage and just a topless HJ. She said 100 is what she expects for just this -- a robotic flip and cum soon, topless. Granted, she wasn't pushing a rush, so I give credit there, but still. Basically ruined the mood for a bit, and I avoided argument but did mention in a polite way that that's not market price despite her saying it most certainly was, but she continued, and she finished the HJ.

I then gave her 50. AND she could get the 10 from Mama San. So that's 50/60 -- and she was PISSED. Seriously? I wasn't going to argue much, but I made it clear that that's a High tip for just a topless HJ with no actual massage besides greasing the legs, shoulders and backside. She was insulted that I said, even politely, that 100 tip for that was way over market value -- and said I didn't know what I was talking about. I avoided getting into a long argument, and she was fuming. For 50/60. For a hhr where about 10 m was me waiting. I would have thought at worst she would have been like "Okay, that's not what I can normally get, but thanks. " It was like I was only leaving 10 or something. But, I will be fair in everything.

PROS:

- Decent / nice looking.

- No rushing HE process when wanting to take it slow and enjoy that time.

- Agreed to taking 10 from the 60 paid at counter as part of tip, despite Mama San not giving 10 back.

CONS:

- Not as good looking as pics (added weight).

- Robotic + bland attitude.

- Rushed right to the HE, no actual 'massage' leading to it (may not be a bad con by itself for some).

- Expects 100 tip for hhr, standard topless HJ + roaming.

- Believes the above is Standard at any place worth going to and always has been.