Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesTheSloth]

I stopped by Lotus Spa on a recent afternoon. Located on Eastern, just south of 28th St. , the spa shares a small building with a very popular barbeque place that was doing a brisk carry out business. I rang the door bell which was answered after a short wait by a slender but older Korean woman named Micki. She was attractive and had a nice body, for an older woman. I had been exercising and I was a bit sweaty so I confirmed that they had a table shower. The table shower was pleasant and thorough but it was not as erotic as I've experienced at other parlors. The massage was OK and mostly a prelude to some teasing and extra services. Extras were good but somewhat limited (FS was not available). She was the only person working so she left the session once to check answer the door.

Overall, it was a good, but not outstanding, visit with an older Korean woman. I probably would not repeat as I've had much better sessions at other spas in Battle Creek and Jackson.

I am sure FS is available there. Is micki a skinny long hair lady from maybe her earlier 50's? If so, I had BBBJ and CFS from her. Can't remember the Dem age tho.

[GRDiver]

Had the same experience with this one where she is rude and very pushy on the tip. Went in and got this one a couple of weeks ago and did the hr. Waited for about 15 minutes in the room and was about to walk out when she came in. She then started a half assed massage for 5 minutes and then she wanted me to flip and I was like no you barely gave me a massage. So she continued the half ass massage for 20 minutes by just stopping the oil around on my back and legs. Then she started to talk about the tip and I told her I don't talk about the tip and that she will get what I think will be a reasonable tip based off her menu. She got upset at that and said that most of her clients tip her at least 100 for a standard HJ and I told her that's nice but I am not like most clients. She was pissed off at this point and thought she would leave but instead had me flip. Did the mechanized HJ and finished. Tipped her 40 for her shitty attitude and told her that it would have been more if she focused on my experience and not be rude. I understand we all have bad days but I am paying for a good experience and all the GPS and rude attitude will turn me off. If I wanted to pay escort prices I would go get an escort.

Safe to say I will not repeat with her. It seems like most Royal Girls I've gotten have this GPS problem.

So, on a whim I decided to do something I knew wasn't the best idea, but decided to try anyway. Her name's Ann, and she's at Royal on 44th:

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/964878649678

So upon texting, she says it's $60 for an hr. I opted for the hhr, then she said $50 for that, and that was my first sign of not-such-a-good-idea. I replied that I'll opt for an hr, as long as I get roughly the full hr. She said that's the prices at Royal (not true, been there several times before the year before and prior; Lexy was the only one worth it, but Anna seemed like she was). She then said I could do the hhr. Hit-it-and-quit-it sign, right there.

I played along, aiming for the hhr. I get there, and mama san was working the window, made me pay 60. Ann was behind the counter and said that I was doing hhr. Mama san said 60. Ann said that it'll get sorted out and agreed to just take that extra 10 as part of tip. OK. That was a good thing about her.

Here's the problem. I get in the room, and I waited almost exactly 10 m. Flag #1. Flag #2, Ann isn't as good looking as the pics. She's tall, which is fine, but she put on some weight, and her chest is the same size, so basically pretty small in comparison. She's not a bbw, don't get me wrong, but she's put on some weight. Seemingly nice backside though. Just not as good looking, is all -- but cute.

Problem was that she had a Robotic attitude. About 5 m into the massage she asked to flip. She shucked down her shirt to show her tits, and started stroking me down there. Up until this point, things were OK. Not a massage, just a facade to flip quick. If that's all ya want, that's fine.

But as she's dealing with "it", I say that I could tip her more for more than this. She asked how much, I said double tip -- and I was being no cheap skate as I was going to go 50/50 for a hhr. High price for nothing close to a real massage and just a topless HJ. She said 100 is what she expects for just this -- a robotic flip and cum soon, topless. Granted, she wasn't pushing a rush, so I give credit there, but still. Basically ruined the mood for a bit, and I avoided argument but did mention in a polite way that that's not market price despite her saying it most certainly was, but she continued, and she finished the HJ.

I then gave her 50. AND she could get the 10 from Mama San. So that's 50/60 -- and she was PISSED. Seriously? I wasn't going to argue much, but I made it clear that that's a High tip for just a topless HJ with no actual massage besides greasing the legs, shoulders and backside. She was insulted that I said, even politely, that 100 tip for that was way over market value -- and said I didn't know what I was talking about. I avoided getting into a long argument, and she was fuming. For 50/60. For a hhr where about 10 m was me waiting. I would have thought at worst she would have been like "Okay, that's not what I can normally get, but thanks. " It was like I was only leaving 10 or something. But, I will be fair in everything.

PROS:

- Decent / nice looking.

- No rushing HE process when wanting to take it slow and enjoy that time.

- Agreed to taking 10 from the 60 paid at counter as part of tip, despite Mama San not giving 10 back.

CONS:

- Not as good looking as pics (added weight).

- Robotic + bland attitude.

- Rushed right to the HE, no actual 'massage' leading to it (may not be a bad con by itself for some).

- Expects 100 tip for hhr, standard topless HJ + roaming.

- Believes the above is Standard at any place worth going to and always has been.

[Charlie441]

So, on a whim I decided to do something I knew wasn't the best idea, but decided to try anyway. Her name's Ann, and she's at Royal on 44th:

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/964878649678

So upon texting, she says it's $60 for an hr. I opted for the hhr, then she said $50 for that, and that was my first sign of not-such-a-good-idea. I replied that I'll opt for an hr, as long as I get roughly the full hr. She said that's the prices at Royal (not true, been there several times before the year before and prior; Lexy was the only one worth it, but Anna seemed like she was). She then said I could do the hhr. Hit-it-and-quit-it sign, right there.

I played along, aiming for the hhr. I get there, and mama san was working the window, made me pay 60. Ann was behind the counter and said that I was doing hhr. Mama san said 60. Ann said that it'll get sorted out and agreed to just take that extra 10 as part of tip. OK. That was a good thing about her.

Here's the problem. I get in the room, and I waited almost exactly 10 m. Flag #1. Flag #2, Ann isn't as good looking as the pics. She's tall, which is fine, but she put on some weight, and her chest is the same size, so basically pretty small in comparison. She's not a bbw, don't get me wrong, but she's put on some weight. Seemingly nice backside though. Just not as good looking, is all -- but cute.

Problem was that she had a Robotic attitude. About 5 m into the massage she asked to flip. She shucked down her shirt to show her tits, and started stroking me down there. Up until this point, things were OK. Not a massage, just a facade to flip quick. If that's all ya want, that's fine.

But as she's dealing with "it", I say that I could tip her more for more than this. She asked how much, I said double tip -- and I was being no cheap skate as I was going to go 50/50 for a hhr. High price for nothing close to a real massage and just a topless HJ. She said 100 is what she expects for just this -- a robotic flip and cum soon, topless. Granted, she wasn't pushing a rush, so I give credit there, but still. Basically ruined the mood for a bit, and I avoided argument but did mention in a polite way that that's not market price despite her saying it most certainly was, but she continued, and she finished the HJ.

I then gave her 50. AND she could get the 10 from Mama San. So that's 50/60 -- and she was PISSED. Seriously? I wasn't going to argue much, but I made it clear that that's a High tip for just a topless HJ with no actual massage besides greasing the legs, shoulders and backside. She was insulted that I said, even politely, that 100 tip for that was way over market value -- and said I didn't know what I was talking about. I avoided getting into a long argument, and she was fuming. For 50/60. For a hhr where about 10 m was me waiting. I would have thought at worst she would have been like "Okay, that's not what I can normally get, but thanks. " It was like I was only leaving 10 or something. But, I will be fair in everything.

PROS:

- Decent / nice looking.

- No rushing HE process when wanting to take it slow and enjoy that time.

- Agreed to taking 10 from the 60 paid at counter as part of tip, despite Mama San not giving 10 back.

CONS:

- Not as good looking as pics (added weight).

- Robotic + bland attitude.

- Rushed right to the HE, no actual 'massage' leading to it (may not be a bad con by itself for some).

- Expects 100 tip for hhr, standard topless HJ + roaming.

- Believes the above is Standard at any place worth going to and always has been.

[NoseJelly]

Nose,

What place are you talking about?

Division Ave and Sluyter next to Citgo gas (old Wesco gas station). Used to be good way way back but now not. Can't remember name, but there's a Massage sign in window. It's in an old office building with a tax service, etc.

[Edge 1201]

Has anyone seen this girl? Says se works at Pacific. Did a search and it came up empty.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/881484286266

I have tried twice to meet with her. She doesn't reply right away and only gives her location as 44th & Breton, or 28th & Cascade. It's not too difficult to figure she's at Pacific. 2nd time contacting her I had an appt. Set up, but she ghosted me. Drove through the parking lot and she was sitting in her car having a smoke. Doesn't seem like she's that motivated to get our money.

[Happyone99]

In her photos she looks too good to be true. That's her and she looks like that. If you like fit, strong, smart, confident sexy women she is for you. She is in demand, so she is difficult to schedule with. She is one of a kind in Kent county.

Anyone ever seen Haley the 37 year old? I finally got a hold of her and she asked for a link to my Facebook for screening which had be a bit concerned. Any info would be appreciated.

[Electronman]

Thanks for the review on Ava. Panacea has like 5 new girls in the last few weeks and I have yet to get in there recently. New girls seem to be Ashley, Annie, Cindy, Ava and Eve. Feel free to chime in on any of the new girls so we can get a feel for them. P.S. My go to Panacea girls are Natasha and Aliese. You can never go wrong with those two.

I stopped by Panacea for an afternoon visit. I didn't have an appointment but they were not too busy. The facilities were nice and clean. I did have a fairly long wait in the massage room before my masseuse arrived. She introduced herself as Allese (or something like that; possibly the same woman as mentioned by Love the Lips in the post above). She gave a good medium pressure massage, using her elbows to work over some tight muscles. A limited range of extra services were also available. Everyone has different tastes but I did not find her especially attractive; she had ample boobs but a pretty good size tummy and a plain face. Nevertheless the services were acceptable, but overpriced. I would not repeat, at least with this provider.

I know that a lot of mongers like Panacea so my lack of enthusiasm may seem inconsistent with the positive reviews. Of course, everything is relative. I've had much better massage experiences, especially in other cities. So my lack of enthusiasm should be interpreted accordingly.

[Electronman]

I stopped by Lotus Spa on a recent afternoon. Located on Eastern, just south of 28th St. , the spa shares a small building with a very popular barbeque place that was doing a brisk carry out business. I rang the door bell which was answered after a short wait by a slender but older Korean woman named Micki. She was attractive and had a nice body, for an older woman. I had been exercising and I was a bit sweaty so I confirmed that they had a table shower. The table shower was pleasant and thorough but it was not as erotic as I've experienced at other parlors. The massage was OK and mostly a prelude to some teasing and extra services. Extras were good but somewhat limited (FS was not available). She was the only person working so she left the session once to check answer the door.

Overall, it was a good, but not outstanding, visit with an older Korean woman. I probably would not repeat as I've had much better sessions at other spas in Battle Creek and Jackson.

[LaVick]

Nose,

What place are you talking about?

Unless you have a fetish for getting fleeced, avoid this place! That goes for the Tarot Reading or Massage.

[CandidGuy35]

She is very real. The pics look very much like her. She even wore the same dress as the first picture. She works out of private office old building in downtown. Plenty of free parking at the two story parking lot is attach to the building.

Good mix of sensual massage with medium touch massage. She is tall with big boobs and slim figure and very attractive. You could mistake her for a model. Kinda get the early Tyra Banks looks to her in terms of body type. She very smart and holds a good conversation. Probably one of my best massages yet.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/228494564497

[CandidGuy35]

Went in around 6 pm and it's wasn't busy. Started to pick up after I entered. Heard the door open / close 5-6 times. I think a few guys came in and were told to come back a little later. I just walked in and they gave me this older asian lady. Massage was ok and she gave me the full hour. But she wasn't attractive at all. I think one of the managers knocked on the door twice and told the massager to hurry up because they were very busy. Probably would not repeat here unless the talent gets better.

[NoseJelly]

Unless you have a fetish for getting fleeced, avoid this place! That goes for the Tarot Reading or Massage.

[AmpPerv]

You said that she provides no extras but did you at least get a HE for the 80 tip?

Yes, Lauren gives a very good HE. No extras means any BBBJ or more.

[Stroker417]

Has anyone seen this girl? Says se works at Pacific. Did a search and it came up empty.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/881484286266

[ATrain66]

He got what he aimed for in there during his dream.

That place is old and ran down. It's like getting a massage in a poor 3rd world county.

Pros.

Above average massage.

Constant hands.

Cons.

Nasty old facility.

Not much too look at talent wise.

For me it's that place I go when I'm broke and only got. 6 or. 7 for hhr.

I always wondered about the place in the small strip mall that's further south on division on the left (they just lost the main sign to the New Mexicana grocery) - any news in there. I see they offer tarot card reading.

You said that she provides no extras but did you at least get a HE for the 80 tip