Massage Parlor Reports

**ATrain66** · 09-04-20 10:13

He got what he aimed for in there during his dream.

That place is old and ran down. It's like getting a massage in a poor 3rd world county.

Pros.

Above average massage.

Constant hands.

Cons.

Nasty old facility.

Not much too look at talent wise.

For me it's that place I go when I'm broke and only got. 6 or. 7 for hhr.

I always wondered about the place in the small strip mall that's further south on division on the left (they just lost the main sign to the New Mexicana grocery) - any news in there. I see they offer tarot card reading.

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

You said that she provides no extras but did you at least get a HE for the 80 tip

**CandidGuy35** · 09-04-20 00:20

Originally Posted by AmpPerv [View Original Post]

At why-Body Relax, two blocks south of 44th immediately off Division in an old storefront. She has been my favorite for some time now, I see her monthly. Very vibrant massage with really good pressure (not deep tissue), keeps her hand moving at a fairly good pace. For me, her teasing is unreal as I have encouraged her to do more than the usual reach between the legs, I lift my hips up so she can get in and under and stroke me, I spend a fair amount of time on all fours. Lauren does not do anything extra and does not remove any clothes, what she does with her hands is well above average. Her accent does make understanding her a bit difficult but she has gotten better with her English.

1 hr /50 Tip /80 and well worth it for me.

Can someone DM me the address and number. I would like to try this place if it's still around. Doesn't show up on Google Search.

**Love The Lips** · 09-03-20 20:16

Originally Posted by AmpPerv [View Original Post]

At why-Body Relax, two blocks south of 44th immediately off Division in an old storefront. She has been my favorite for some time now, I see her monthly. Very vibrant massage with really good pressure (not deep tissue), keeps her hand moving at a fairly good pace. For me, her teasing is unreal as I have encouraged her to do more than the usual reach between the legs, I lift my hips up so she can get in and under and stroke me, I spend a fair amount of time on all fours. Lauren does not do anything extra and does not remove any clothes, what she does with her hands is well above average. Her accent does make understanding her a bit difficult but she has gotten better with her English.

1 hr /50 Tip /80 and well worth it for me.

You said that she provides no extras but did you at least get a HE for the 80 tip?

**ATrain66** · 09-03-20 15:13

The following have showers.

- Healthy Habits (28th Str).

- Healthy Hands (28th Str).

- the Oasis Station (Eastern).

- Pacific in Cascade (28th Str).

Table Shower.

Lotus Spa (Eastern).

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

Do any of the GR spas offer table showers? I ask because I might stop by while on a long bicycle ride and a bit of clean up would be nice.

**Sg1003** · 09-03-20 15:11

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

Do any of the GR spas offer table showers? I ask because I might stop by while on a long bicycle ride and a bit of clean up would be nice.

Lotus on Eastern.

**AmpPerv** · 09-03-20 14:13

At why-Body Relax, two blocks south of 44th immediately off Division in an old storefront. She has been my favorite for some time now, I see her monthly. Very vibrant massage with really good pressure (not deep tissue), keeps her hand moving at a fairly good pace. For me, her teasing is unreal as I have encouraged her to do more than the usual reach between the legs, I lift my hips up so she can get in and under and stroke me, I spend a fair amount of time on all fours. Lauren does not do anything extra and does not remove any clothes, what she does with her hands is well above average. Her accent does make understanding her a bit difficult but she has gotten better with her English.

1 hr /50 Tip /80 and well worth it for me.

**TwoTrack** · 09-03-20 12:40

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

Do any of the GR spas offer table showers? I ask because I might stop by while on a long bicycle ride and a bit of clean up would be nice.

Lotus Spa.

Eastern second parlor south of 28th st. West side of road, well marked.

It's going to be pricey!

Enjoy!

Twotrack.

**Electronman** · 09-03-20 08:14

Do any of the GR spas offer table showers? I ask because I might stop by while on a long bicycle ride and a bit of clean up would be nice.

**Jacob1979** · 09-02-20 16:37

Checked out Wonder about a week ago. Called ahead and made an appointment. I'd heard good things about Linda but forgot to request anyone in particular. When I got there, I was told room one and Christy (Christine?) came in. Cute face, not bbw, but not a spinner. Massage was light but ok, although once I massages her calf to let her know I was interested in some teasing too, she moved to teasing and the flip quickly. One I was on my back, she asked how much I was looking to spend. I mentioned at least. 6, I should have asked what was on the menu but don't always think straight during a massage. She took off her top and skirt, no panties were worn. HE was interesting, some face used in the massage but not lips. I think it was that time of the month, as he legs were clamped and I felt a string. Nonetheless I finished and left relaxed.

I'm not sure I'll return. GR is a farther drive for me and I'm usually looking for a more visually stimulating experience. The first at Serenity or even Emily (previously at MBD) were hot and thin.

**AmpPerv** · 09-02-20 15:46

Originally Posted by Justin02 [View Original Post]

Never been here before, is this worth the trip?

There are reports on here you can search for that will give you your info.

**Wolverines** · 09-02-20 01:27

Thanks for the reviews.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/228494564497

Originally Posted by Stroker417 [View Original Post]

She's real and fun.

Originally Posted by Nyped96 [View Original Post]

I can vouch that she is real and legit. I have seen multiple times and she never disappoiints.

Originally Posted by WestMI [View Original Post]

First time poster.

Saw Delilah today for the first time. Very safe office setting and parking in great location near downtown GR. Communication leading up to visit was informative and excellent.

She immediately put me at ease with a warm, beautiful smile, and nice hug. She is an incredibly Beautiful, shapely, and kind person. Easy communication during the visit. Massage was wonderful and relaxing. At the flip she undressed to display her magnificent figure. Encouraged touching. Light kissing. Very sensual.

Will definitely visit again. Been looking for a Woman like this.

**ATrain66** · 09-01-20 21:02

The AMP scene is at an all time low around GR.

You can try Relax which used to be a top place. Since the reopening they have shorted on time and the talent had not been what is used to be.

For those that head towards Toledo there is an amazing AMP - 70/150 with shower sauna and full dream. PM me for details.

Originally Posted by Justin02 [View Original Post]

I've been to a number of AMP before the shutdown and I'm just now getting back at it. Looking for suggestions on where to start in GR, already been to Healing Hands and 5 Star.

**DjBiker** · 09-01-20 19:09

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Hayley is a very careful professional. She will not stalk you, just screen you.

Some have complained, they give all the info she requested and Poof no response. She wasn't phishing, the potential client didn't meet her criteria.

Hayley is a Member of usasexguide and can be contacted through PM. Hayleymatters is her screen name. She's busy and doesn't check her USA mail every day. Her screening is a process not an immediate hook up.
How the hell do I know all this? Hayley is a personal friend of mine.
Hope this answers your questions.

Oh of course you do and are, who wouldn't want to be with YOU lmao.

**Justin02** · 09-01-20 14:44

I've been to a number of AMP before the shutdown and I'm just now getting back at it. Looking for suggestions on where to start in GR, already been to Healing Hands and 5 Star.