Escort Reports

[Freaz123]

Based on reviews from all over the internet and most importantly this forum I decided to see Thai Love.

She appeared to be full GFE and super hot.

After many attempts I finally was able to get a hold of her and meet up in her temporary place in San Marcos.

Getting this meet organized is an entire story in itself, but it was frustrating and took persistence.

Looks. She told me she is 29 years old, which I believe.

She is pretty short, about 5'2 or so. Dyed blond hair that goes down to her shoulders.

Small tits, big pierced nipples -- stretch marks.

Pot belly with some stretch marks on the side. Old scarred naval piercing site, piercing no longer in place.

Pot belly made worse by her sway back lumbar spine. Anterior pelvic tilt + increased lumbar lordosis for those that want deeper details.

Legs were bruised, soft looking, with cellulite on back of thighs.

Butt was round and soft.

Her smile reveals TWO dead teeth. Left canine and right sided upper premolar. Ugh.

Cleanliness. While she was starting to suck my dick, I asked for her to put her ass in my face.

IMMEDIATE STENCH noticed. An unpleasant sour smell that I found distracting. Reminded me of the smell the Hollandia Dairy puts out on a hot summer day.

I immediately tried to get my face out of her pussy and I instead would lick one of my fingers and caress her asshole which she said she enjoyed.

Room overall was a disaster. Trash and such everywhere. Toilet had some poop remnants (or some sort of particles that were dark colored).

Performance. Extremely distracted. She would suck my dick for maybe 10 seconds then look up at something in the room and go, "oh. I'm hot. I'm going to turn on the air". Then she would get back to stroking my dick for 10 seconds, lick it a little, suck for about 5 more then say, "What was that? I thought I heard something".

If it wasn't random things in the room bothering her like her cellphone going off or a light flickering, she would stop sucking my cock to tell me some stupid bullshit.

Suck suck suck, "so what kinky things are you into?" then strokes my dick until it feels dry then sucks again for a few seconds, "I'm a total freak, I never say no to anything".

So I ask her, "could you rim my ass?" and she says, "Oh god never, I don't do that. It's very rare, I only did it once in my whole life and it was to my best friend. ".

Other "blowjob breaks" -.

"the first dick I sucked was when I was 5. I saw it on TV and did it with a neighborhood boy".

"I'm really into the idea of dogging, I want to put my ass out the window of the car and let men just fuck me all night".

"I like your cock, it was definitely a grower" (this one made me laugh a little, but still -- don't stop sucking please!

"that boy I sucked off became a crack head and is in prison now".

By the time I was getting close to cumming she was sucking my balls and licking my taint (I told her to just keep going south until she hits my starfish, but no dice).

Then I asked her to suck my cock as I cum and she said, "No, not on first dates, maybe after a few more sessions. " OH COME ON.

So I ended up cumming on my stomach and she strong armed my cock to "milk" out the semen, didn't really feel good and caused pain in my shaft. I asked her to stop.

Honestly kinda dampened the orgasm.

Mental Assessment. Kept seeing reports of how great her conversation skills are and GFE.

I can firmly state that whatever brains Thai Love had a few years ago must be completely fried now by all the drugs.

Her eyes seem to be half closed. She can't hold a conversation. Talking to her is exactly like talking to a demented old person or someone who is intoxicated.

It is HIGHLY likely she was high on opioids or something like edible weed. I didn't smell marijuana or anything in the room.

Based on reviews I expected her to be a little ditzy or strange, but this is a whole different level.

Sum total of looks, cleanliness, performance, and mental state -- solid 3. 5 out of 10.

Would NEVER repeat.

If Thai Love has had a long history and is loved in the hearts of mongers then I sadly report that era is over.

If this is NOT news then I am sorry for the redundant reporting, but I did not find many reviews on her in these forums, and the few that I did were quite positive / enticing.

Let this review seal the deal as a "DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME / MONEY" report. In fact as men we should hope this woman gets her shit together, cleans up, and carries on with her life in a positive way. I don't know if she has another 10 years at this game before seeing the coroner.

[JM619]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iego/53621589/

Thanks to the recommendations of a few others on here, I saw Scarlett this morning. She is absolutely amazing. Witty, fun girl and some of the best head I've ever received. This girl definitely loves what she does. She can do a true DT and had about a dozen different techniques and tricks she used during my 20 minute BBBJ.

Comms were easy and her pics are accurate and up to date. She was working out of a motel in Clairmont but she says she moves around a lot. What you see is what you get, although I'd say her tits were better in person. 1. 0 for BBBJ and. 4 for CIM. Definitely on the high side, I know, but it was worth it. She is the polar opposite of "mechanical. " She is enthusiastic, engaging, and eager to please. I plan to see her again soon.

[HapaBoy86]

Saw this review and PSA.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/4243910164

Stay safe out there.

My guess after reading that review is dude thought he was talking to her. In actuality was probably talking to her pimp? LOL.

Yah, stay safe especially if you use lower tier ads like crawler.

[CduBonusG]

Holy shit that was the most regrettable first experience I have had with shawna. First and last to be honest.

2 big ones down the fucking drain.

Alright, so there is different between crazy and a straight fucking lunatic. She smokes weed, that's fine, but she uses that to the extent where you is a complete whacko without it.

First was the shower, got some BBBJ in there since she helps wash you down. She lets you stick it in between her legs with zero chance of it being on her actual lips, instead its on her thighs.

Massage:

She will spend most of her time dancing instead of anything else. It's not even close to a massage. I kept insisting on a sensual, REAL, decent massage. Nope, instead I got an overweight lady shaking me to each direction she thought I would like.

On top of that, if she likes you, she will make you these weird ass drinks and insists that you try them. All of them. From a banana, spice, BBQ sauce mixed ice cream, to some shit ass combucha that she makes by hand. Disgusting apartment and repulsive personality with no flexibility.

Never again. Not sure on how she's still around but to each their own I guess.

BAHAHAHA can confirm this is accurate. Saw her months ago too LOL, what a trip. LOLOL. Sorry I just got a laugh reading this remembering my weird ass experience.

[MikeHammyHam]

Hey guys, any intel on this chick. Looks good.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iego/53767642/

[DrPornDawger]

Saw this review and PSA.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/4243910164

Stay safe out there.

[Shallot11]

Has anyone partake?

https://callescort.org/760-359-8258

Met her for a car date once. She does a great job but no CIM so there go my pants. She's decent looking with no makeup and has nice C's, would repeat in a pinch.

[JayLake]

If anyone has recovered the contact # for BBW Reagan off Elcajon / Fairmount let me know. I posted about her awhile back how she stopped using an ad agency she was working with that posted her ads all over the place and used an email to correspond. She would give her number after setting an appt through email. I lost my emails with the number, if anyone has seen her check your sent, trash etc folders to dig it up and let me know. I think it had a 909 or something in it. She was always a good time and gave phenomenal head, surprised I haven't seen her ads pop up anywhere yet. Thanks for looking.

[PeterPeter99]

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/9096591961

909-659-1961.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/6194994246

619-499-4246.

Anyone? They both look really good.

I can confirm Lexi is real, saw her about 9 months ago down in Pt Loma working out of an apartment that I strangely enough I had seen some other lady at before as well, guess there is a group of ladies who were sharing it. Anyways, I haven't repeated, but I have been tempted to repeat. Her pics were close enough, but probably a few years old; service was pretty good. To be honest, I don't remember the details well enough to vouch for her, and she has changed her phone number since I saw her, so I can't guarantee that phone number is really her. I saw the other lady a couple times though. She was only semi-cute, but she liked sex a lot, which is always fun. Haven't seen her advertise in like a year and can't recall her number I'm afraid. Good luck and let us know.

[Phrygian541]

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/6194994246

619-499-4246.

Anyone? They both look really good.

Ok, so after some extremely extensive googling and detective work, I was able to confirm that this is in fact a real woman, who appears to be who she says she is. I have her real name and facebook. That being said, I have no idea if she is any good or what her deal is. Ill probably give her a go in 2 weeks when I am away from the family again.

[BigBen1985]

One of the members here listed her as a back up DT provider. She was great. Set up was easy. Took a bit to respond with the final location details which nearly became a problem. She gets right to work. Not quite full DT but she tries and gives great head. NSNQ girl for sure. Not cheap but a solid 30 min of work. Thanks to the poster.

https://callescort.org/505-336-4585

She also has a 619 # under Savvy.

Those photos are very old. For anyone wondering.

[BigBen1985]

Has anyone tried this place? I messaged them today and they send me to a hotel in Hotel circle area. Quoted 180 BBFS and 200 for the hour BBFS. Asked for pictures and they sent me this.

Didn't go. Just wondering if any have tried them.

https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Escorts...e/9682370.html

They have a spot in Carlsbad too. Lackluster middle aged Chinese women. No photos are real. If you do go they will text you periodically.

[JTug235]

Has anyone tried this place? I messaged them today and they send me to a hotel in Hotel circle area. Quoted 180 BBFS and 200 for the hour BBFS. Asked for pictures and they sent me this.

Didn't go. Just wondering if any have tried them.

https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Escorts...e/9682370.html

[JamulSucks]

Post an ad or number so we know who you're referring to. That's a common name.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/127639

[Guy456]

Holy shit that was the most regrettable first experience I have had with shawna. First and last to be honest.

2 big ones down the fucking drain.

Alright, so there is different between crazy and a straight fucking lunatic. She smokes weed, that's fine, but she uses that to the extent where you is a complete whacko without it.

First was the shower, got some BBBJ in there since she helps wash you down. She lets you stick it in between her legs with zero chance of it being on her actual lips, instead its on her thighs.

Massage:

She will spend most of her time dancing instead of anything else. It's not even close to a massage. I kept insisting on a sensual, REAL, decent massage. Nope, instead I got an overweight lady shaking me to each direction she thought I would like.

On top of that, if she likes you, she will make you these weird ass drinks and insists that you try them. All of them. From a banana, spice, BBQ sauce mixed ice cream, to some shit ass combucha that she makes by hand. Disgusting apartment and repulsive personality with no flexibility.

Never again. Not sure on how she's still around but to each their own I guess.

Post an ad or number so we know who you're referring to. That's a common name.