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**MrG69** · 09-02-20 09:42

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

Man your looking at it all wrong, you got like 2 girls for the price of one. Ill bet she wouldve loved you like you've never had it ever before. I'm thinking you missed out on something great.

**HighFlying** · 09-01-20 23:11

Sorry here's link. https://www.eros.com/carolinas/files...?cat=6208&wn=1.

**Spicy1** · 09-01-20 22:31

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

I believe all have been reviewed here. #1 is Mia and I heard great things and am actually trying to connect with her this week. #2 Is Goldie. Nightmare. I would avoid. #3 Was reviewed and it was a thumbs up but not many details so YMMV. #4 About the same as #3. Not a lot of info. I chatted with her once and came off cold so I never pursued. Enjoy your stay!

1 is Bridgitte the teenage mutant ninja turtle on her stomach is a give away, good time covered recommended. 3 have not tried yet but was contemplating, 4 are twins both are fun individually, and they are cooperative with what you desire, last hosting place was discreet.

The Spicy1.

**Spicy1** · 09-01-20 22:14

Originally Posted by Zomgb [View Original Post]

I didn't notice that Sally was any thinner than she ever was. She was always shy of a 100 pounds. She's never had any tits. She's extremely lean but I would not use the term emaciated. My issue is that since the accident she is even more hit or miss about whether she'll be with it for your appointment or out of it. Since she's been back I've had a great appointment and a couple of terrible ones. Unfortunately I think I may give up.

She's been flaking on me, even though I was a regular up until before her hospital visit. Ever since she's been in the hotels I have not been able to land a visit, even telling her that I have known her for over a year now. A few days ago I landed a call and set up a visit, as soon as I pulled into the parking lot she texted me cancelling the meeting. I have no clue WTF is going on with her, but it has not been anything positive or any meetings going through.

Spicy1.

**BigDog07** · 09-01-20 21:27

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

This is literally the funniest fucking review I've ever read! Good god I laughed so hard and my eyes were watering so bad that it took me about ten minutes to read the whole review.

**Everlast1** · 09-01-20 20:34

Originally Posted by SwampThang7 [View Original Post]

Did you even try to find a wet spot?

LOL, I can't believe I stayed as long as I did, I did not try to find anything but the door. I did not clean the oil off, I just left. When I got to my car I found a big patch of fur stuck to my stomach, matted in oil, not only was she huge but apparently she is shedding also.

**SwampThang7** · 09-01-20 20:26

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

Did you even try to find a wet spot?

**Everlast1** · 09-01-20 18:24

Originally Posted by Orch13 [View Original Post]

Hey Thick, is this the gem you are talking about.

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...m/620161404194

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

**Zomgb** · 09-01-20 18:14

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

OK. I am sure the white knights will attack me on this one but I feel it is my duty to report. Once again. I know we all have our preferences and YMMV. That said WTF? I saw this lady several years ago and she was thin but had some curves. A great ass and legs. I made an appointment this week and showed up to a sickly thin bag of bones. I mean sickly thin. Her ass is gone and replaced by exposed hip bones. Her legs are boney twigs. I heard she had been hospitalized from an accident but that doesn't account for this. I know some of you report seeing her recently but no mention is made of her current emaciated condition. I feel for her. She obviously is desperate to be doing this in her current condition. That said she needs to post up to date pics. The ones she posts are at least a decade old and don't come close to showing the woman who will meet you at the door. I hesitated to post this because I am sure I will catch some grief but I also wish someone else would have posted an accurate review so that I didn't have to deal with the encounter I had with the poor woman.

I didn't notice that Sally was any thinner than she ever was. She was always shy of a 100 pounds. She's never had any tits. She's extremely lean but I would not use the term emaciated. My issue is that since the accident she is even more hit or miss about whether she'll be with it for your appointment or out of it. Since she's been back I've had a great appointment and a couple of terrible ones. Unfortunately I think I may give up.

**Zomgb** · 09-01-20 17:32

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

I believe all have been reviewed here. #1 is Mia and I heard great things and am actually trying to connect with her this week. #2 Is Goldie. Nightmare. I would avoid. #3 Was reviewed and it was a thumbs up but not many details so YMMV. #4 About the same as #3. Not a lot of info. I chatted with her once and came off cold so I never pursued. Enjoy your stay!

I reviewed those twins. I can't tell you which one I was with but I got a half hour and the other twin was in the kitchen yelling not 10 minutes in that we had to hurry up and finish. The one I was with wasn't half bad but I would never go back there because of the BS going on. Plus the neighbourhood is kind of skeevy too. I didn't even want to park my car there.

**Zomgb** · 09-01-20 17:28

Originally Posted by HighFlying [View Original Post]

Greetings from North Carolina. This one is in our are and google search came back saying she was in you fair city any info? Pm is fine. https://www.eros.com/carolinas/files...?cat=6208&wn=1..

That shows up as a dead link or a link that has no escorts attached to it therefore no idea who you're talking about.

**LoinRanger** · 09-01-20 17:04

Originally Posted by LoinRanger [View Original Post]

So the Electrician is on the hunt again and he thinks he's found a petite Greek Spinner that may be worth a trek to Naples (that's where she can host) for 175 hhr /250 hr. Has she been seen anywhere?

http://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/f...r/036846161251

Wondering if anyone has had the opportunity to visit her. I may just have to take the plunge here, but I can't host, though I'm pretty sure she's probably still in Naples willing to accommodate (still a bit of a drive for me). Hard to find a cute Greek Spinner nowadays who enjoy filling Greek desserts as I'm sure Thick is aware of. Anybody have any info on her?

http://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/f...r/581640998943

**MrG69** · 09-01-20 13:44

Lots of ads posting and asking for cashapp money, don't support these thieves. If everyone keeps falling for it pretty soon there won't be anything but women expecting cashapp money for nothing. Don't support these lowlife crooks and most arent even women more like sinbad or ali babba pretending and getting your sweet american dollars for nothing more than a ad with a hot picture. Once you send that money its gone and they are too.

**HighFlying** · 09-01-20 12:31

Greetings from North Carolina. This one is in our are and google search came back saying she was in you fair city any info? Pm is fine. https://www.eros.com/carolinas/files...?cat=6208&wn=1..

**Orch13** · 09-01-20 12:28

Hey Thick, is this the gem you are talking about.

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...m/620161404194

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

Came across Sara some time ago when she post on Back Page (holy shit that long ago) But anyway. How she got a hold of me, or me a hold of her don't know and don't care. Texted to refresh and sent a pic of her to see if I remembered. 38 Double D'ies shit I should remember but don't. So I scheduled an appointment for one hour Sensual Rub. Her private house is off Sutherlin and Mathew something or other in Fort Myers. . Pull in the driveway and text her I am here. She opens the door to tell me to come in and, really guys these nipples are sticking out of a tank top and looking fucking hot. 38 D'ies OMG and nice shape. H E L L O what a pleasant surprise. Hi I do remember you she says. Really I should have remembered her but did not, who the fuck cares by now about social amenities. Little chit chat and takes me to this room with a nice big massage table in it, and I mean bigger then the AMP's we visit. She tells me to lie down face down and I'll go an get ready. Dam that little head of mine heard her and is starting to peek out from under me. Hold on junior lets see what coming. So in she comes with no top, and a nice pair of undies, why in the fuck do we say a pair when there is only one on LOL. Any how, is oil ok and unscented. Hell yes and junior stop trying to peek out, wait until the flip. Nice rub, and really nice conversation. Shit I was there for the hour and was really enjoying a good rub and the conversation was really fun and a lot of laughing. She is from Chicago, and I use to have an office there so we did a lot of Reminiscing about O'Hear airport and old town and the Loop. Here comes the flip, and she oils up, and starts rubbing my legs thigh and groin, and junior is bragging how good he looks. So she starts stroking my cock, and rubbing my balls, and then spreads my legs apart and craws up on the table in between them. Puts the girls right on my cock with both her hands and starts rubbing them on and on like a titty fuck. This is odd for my, but I was so relaxed and enjoying what was going up I popped right on and inbetween her beautiful tits. Might I say no once did she suck on my cock, and got me off. She even said boo hoo I wasn't ready for that. So she said the next time I want to show you what I can do with my mouth. Holy shit if that is what you can do with your tits, imagine what the mouth can do. Can't wait but going to East coast for a while, when I come back this saga will continue, stay tuned, ciao for fellow mongers.