Escort Reports

**OnlyDreams** · 08-28-20 19:43

Originally Posted by Flipper12 [View Original Post]

Was about to try out the Latina and absolutely do not recommend.

Gave me all kinds of attitude booking, had to call twice and then gave me the wrong room to knock on and opened a different door.

When I saw her, I was like "Jesus Christ that's a big ugly ***** with a neck tattoo" and told her no thanks and bounced. She's probably 5'7 and North of 200 lbs.

Whoever recommended and described her as HOT and big but NOT FAT must have some serious vision problems. I had the same bad experience like yours. She asked me to call her when I arrived, then gave me a room number which I was about knock on the door but I called her again and she popped out of a different room. Don't get me wrong, sometimes I like THICK AND TALL WOMEN (like the guy with poor vision described) but she is SUPER FAT AND UGLY. The room smelled like weed and rotten fish mixed together. I just turned around and left without a word. I wouldn't touch her even if she is paying me. These Fat and Ugly women must love snapchat filters or some similar apps 'cause they can change their appearance with just a touch. Her ad pics are altered / filtered to make her look 40 pounds lighter and less ugly. The videos seemed to be altered as well or maybe taken from certain angles to make her look just thick and not as fat as a whale. Save yourself your hard earned money and look somewhere else. If you happen to come a across a nice thick (NOT FAT) and tall provider let me know.

**Flipper12** · 08-28-20 19:23

Was about to try out the Latina and absolutely do not recommend.

Gave me all kinds of attitude booking, had to call twice and then gave me the wrong room to knock on and opened a different door.

When I saw her, I was like "Jesus Christ that's a big ugly ***** with a neck tattoo" and told her no thanks and bounced. She's probably 5'7 and North of 200 lbs.

Originally Posted by RonDodg [View Original Post]

I have two reports from last week.

1. Asian Princess or Mulan in some ads.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...621/7736578930

She was high as a kite and kept rambling and pacing the room talking random thoughts. Had me worried a bit that we'd never get to the deed. Pictures are 100% her. Probably in her 40's with some wrinkles starting to show on ends of her tits. She stays in hotels around Woodfield mall. Quick shower, lackluster massage, and so so performance. I will NOT be returning.

So disappointed I'm Mulan I immediately googled other options in the NW burbs and found myself visiting a latina.

2. Karma, pink cokaine. Latina.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...297/4147933174

Normally I'm into petite spinners. This girl is big (not fat) , just bigger then me. I'm 5'7. Karma is the exception to my petite rule because she is hot hot hot. I finally found a hot trusty Latina with the enthusiastic performance to match. Pics are 100% her. She's the one with the tats on her back legs. Check out her snap. That's exactly what you get when you see her. Her partner was not there. Totally aims to please. She said she bounces around the name brand hotels in Wood Dale area. See her quick because she leaves for Florida this weekend. Staying there for two months before returning to Chicago.

**ChiExplorer** · 08-28-20 18:48

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**LittleMan65** · 08-28-20 17:22

I think I need a new job. My list of girls keeps on growing--just not enough time (or $$) to get to them all.

Thanks to everyone here that posts recommendations and their "No Go's". I appreciate it.

**Bkmsw** · 08-28-20 14:57

Originally Posted by Bkmsw [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/53602364/

So I saw this ad shortly after noon time and thought I'd like to get a taste of her. I was between appointments and area (it's in her ad) I was going to be passing through. I texted and asked for rates. $. 2 for qv. $. 6 for hh. $$ for full hour. I told her I'll be coming there shortly and then she replies she can't get a room until after 3 pm. Darn it. I'll be an hour away by then. If anyone has any reports to share please post. Maybe tomorrow morning before she checks out I'll be able to hit that.

B.

Got to see her this morning. Pictures are accurate. In fact I think she looks better in person! She is hot and has a sweet personality. Daty and light kissing is allowed. She is a spinner and I wish I could hold out longer, she is fun to ride. She does smoke so I mention this for you guys who don't want any smoke smell. To me it was a light smoke smell but I am not that sensitive so I may not be a good judge for that.

She had a wonderful attitude lets not ruin it by being a dick to her.

B.

**Randolph** · 08-28-20 10:41

Originally Posted by SalvadorePike [View Original Post]

I'm sure there's plenty of us older guys on here. Got my first beater of a car in 1972. I've replaced spark plugs, points, rotor and condenser and adjusted the timing. Even rebuilt a carburetor once.

If they know what a timing light is. I rebuilt a carb on my 62 rambler -- the car that had the seats fold down into a double bed. Gave them a workout while in college.

**Salvadore Pike** · 08-28-20 01:52

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

LOL I wonder how many guys know what a spark plug looks like or have ever changed one in 2020.

I'm sure there's plenty of us older guys on here. Got my first beater of a car in 1972. I've replaced spark plugs, points, rotor and condenser and adjusted the timing. Even rebuilt a carburetor once.

**RonDodg** · 08-27-20 20:51

I have two reports from last week.

1. Asian Princess or Mulan in some ads.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...621/7736578930

She was high as a kite and kept rambling and pacing the room talking random thoughts. Had me worried a bit that we'd never get to the deed. Pictures are 100% her. Probably in her 40's with some wrinkles starting to show on ends of her tits. She stays in hotels around Woodfield mall. Quick shower, lackluster massage, and so so performance. I will NOT be returning.

So disappointed I'm Mulan I immediately googled other options in the NW burbs and found myself visiting a latina.

2. Karma, pink cokaine. Latina.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...297/4147933174

Normally I'm into petite spinners. This girl is big (not fat) , just bigger then me. I'm 5'7. Karma is the exception to my petite rule because she is hot hot hot. I finally found a hot trusty Latina with the enthusiastic performance to match. Pics are 100% her. She's the one with the tats on her back legs. Check out her snap. That's exactly what you get when you see her. Her partner was not there. Totally aims to please. She said she bounces around the name brand hotels in Wood Dale area. See her quick because she leaves for Florida this weekend. Staying there for two months before returning to Chicago.

**FirstTimer7** · 08-27-20 20:25

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Anyone else notice that the site is down as of at least yesterday? Tried a few different browsers. Anyone hear anything? I know in this climate some of these sites have been dropping like flies, however eros has been a staple. Would be interesting news if it to was shutdown. Thanks.

Works for me.

**Moejoo** · 08-27-20 16:36

Originally Posted by Bsuh69 [View Original Post]

Built like a spark plug with tits.

LOL I wonder how many guys know what a spark plug looks like or have ever changed one in 2020.

**Bkmsw** · 08-27-20 15:21

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/53602364/

So I saw this ad shortly after noon time and thought I'd like to get a taste of her. I was between appointments and area (it's in her ad) I was going to be passing through. I texted and asked for rates. $. 2 for qv. $. 6 for hh. $$ for full hour. I told her I'll be coming there shortly and then she replies she can't get a room until after 3 pm. Darn it. I'll be an hour away by then. If anyone has any reports to share please post. Maybe tomorrow morning before she checks out I'll be able to hit that.

B.

**PhillipK1** · 08-27-20 15:16

Originally Posted by Esidia [View Original Post]

She got a bad review here back in June: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4833403.

See, this is why this site is great. I have the weekend free and cash to burn, and I was thinking of giving Brittany a call. That review likely saved me money and hassle. Cheers, mate!

**ChicagoClass** · 08-27-20 11:46

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/sexy-t...ddess/31464302

Anyone seen her or any luck if she's legit? Might go by Jenni not sure. Thanks.

**Chicago41** · 08-27-20 11:11

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Anyone else notice that the site is down as of at least yesterday? Tried a few different browsers. Anyone hear anything? I know in this climate some of these sites have been dropping like flies, however eros has been a staple. Would be interesting news if it to was shutdown. Thanks.

Good riddance if they're gone. All they do is charge hookers a bunch of $$ and play games with them and most of the ones there are over my payable rate as a result. Fuck Eros.

**Bkmsw** · 08-27-20 11:00

Originally Posted by Ravsavo9 [View Original Post]

Can any give me info about her? Is she good? Safe? Clean?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/7797704215/1

I had a generally positive review on here a few months ago. She was working out of dump motel relatively close to the big highway. She was going by Brittany then.

When I contacted her early in the morning she responded promptly and was close to my location at the time. No back and forth bullshit gave me her motel and didn't make me wait in the parking lot which just annoys the hell out of me. It was either. 8 or $ for a quick visit. Everything was covered but she was nice and I got to pop quickly which is what I wanted. I know she has received some negative reviews but what I want is for a girl to be close and ready so I can get in cum and leave. Which is what she did and why I was satisfied. If you're looking for some GFE or some type of bullshit "connection" she is not it. To me she was reasonably priced for what I wanted.

B.