Escort Reports

[Ottotot]

So, today I try to look bedpage and try my first Latin crop shot. Set up was easy and direct, asking ss for 100. When I got there, the pic definitely not her but similar in less attractive way. Everything very mechanical, nothing special, and non-GFE. Put caps, BJ, mish, no touch and kiss boobs. I finished in like 5 min, clean up, and bounce. My recommendation move on and try different ones.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/111...d/9699095.html

[Hugh Jardon]

Life is full of ups and downs. You got to accrue enough bad experiences to get a real appreciation of the good ones.

In this case, you got to screw a few Tiwas in order to enjoy a good Nina.

Words to live by.

Great report, too.

[Shinshi]

https://www.discreetstory.com/lynn

I've been in this hobby for approximately 7 years. So when I say that this provider was the most drop-dead gorgeous & beautiful woman I've ever experienced, you know I'm not exaggerating. Most agencies brush up photos (or use completely fake ones) all the time to either conceal the face, a body blemish, etc. But with this one? What you see is what you get. And holy god is she the ideal Asian spinner for me who literally made my jaw drop when first walking through the door!

So I was already vetted with AG, but I figured it was also a good idea to get approved from DS as well. The reason? Lynn. Seriously, I only bothered to deal with the back-and-forth (followed by spotty, delayed email communications) from DS just so I could hopefully meet Lynn if she ever returned to the area. After several missed opportunities during her previous tours, those many months of patiently waiting finally paid off this week. Appointment day came and I followed their directions to their Annandale location, which wasn't hard to find. There's also plenty of parking to be had, which was a huge plus. After getting through the building's coded entrance, riding the elevator up, and reaching the place, I was let inside.

Again, easily the most stunning provider I've ever been with in-person. Everything from her black lingerie, wavy long hair, dark brown eyes, perfect legs, small boobs, incredibly proportioned ass, tiny hands, and insatiable tongue. Just absolutely floored & briefly speechless. Following that first DFK which greeted me once the door was shut, it's like I briefly morphed into some bumbling idiot, having issues untying my shoes and nearly walking into the bedroom door. She laughed off my sudden onset of nerves which had never been an issue for me in years! Gotta get it together, man! What's wrong with me?.

She helped me undress and then guided me to the shower, the whole time giving me sensual kisses and lightly touching me all over. The ritual blue toast as always, cheers! Hopped in the shower, where she plays with junior for a bit. No preview BBBJ, which is the only negative quip I can think of from this 90 min marathon! Once back in the bedroom, she kept toying & stroking junior with her hands & mouth, all while giving me the most radiant smile and cute giggle with loads of kisses thrown in for good measure. Not sure how long (maybe 10 minutes?) she effortlessly brought me to the edge-and-back from exploding, but that was some foreplay that I highly doubt will ever get topped! On goes the cover, and we're off to the races! CG, 69, RCG, mish, K9, all with mirrors all around which offered quite the view from any angle. Frankly with all that along with those soft moans & tiny gasps that came from such a petite beauty, I'm still amazed that I lasted as long as I did! We were both getting really exhausted, so we switched to 69. She's really responsive and I was really pleased to have made her tremble & shake all over. At some point while she's still stroking & sucking, she let's out this tiny squeal which finally sent me over the edge and caused me to fill the bag. By now, I'm just so incredibly drained & worn out. Yet I managed to keep my face right where it was and continued making her quiver for a few more minutes.

Finally, we collapsed into each other's arms, needing a major breather for a good 5-7 seconds, haha! We ended up talking for the rest of the 20+ minutes I had left, which I was perfectly fine with (highly doubt that I'd have been able to repeat that whirlwind and get a 2nd pop going). I knew she was Korean, so I shared that I had traveled to Asia multiple times for business. She's a great conversationalist with good English skills, so she became even more animated as I talked of her home and what destinations were on our bucket list. With only a few minutes left, we both showered and dressed. I nearly left my phone behind, so major kudos to her for catching my near blunder. She gave me one final sensual kiss as I headed out the door.

In an effort to be objective, I won't lie & say she's the greatest overall performer that I've ever been with. That's not a knock on her as she's still one of the very best. That foreplay coupled with 69 just really sent my head spinning, so I'll be happily thinking back on this dream for years! What I can definitely say is that--to me--she's the best-looking & sweetest provider that I've ever had the pleasure. During our convo, she mentioned that this Thursday (27th) will be her final day on tour. Said she's leaving for a much-needed vacation for the next several weeks. I didn't ask if she'll return to the area anytime soon, but I imagine she would. So if you're already vetted with DS, I highly recommend getting in touch with their booker and see if they can squeeze you in the schedule somewhere. Cheers!

[Member #6451]

Text this one and arranged a meet in Crystal city. Tried to hit me with $$$ to show her O face only. Negotiated $ for strictly that. Things seemed fine, worked out a time, and then she asked for my race / age plus a picture. Told her my race and age and she was cool with it. Still however pressed for a selfie. I reluctantly gave in and sent one. Then she ghosted. Not sure if it's scammers trying to back trace phone numbers to names and collecting pictures for blackmail or what. Average looking middle aged white dude. No Brad Pitt but don't have any issues picking up ladies. Another weird one for the books. Not a fan of sending pics.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...a/dc/53559831/

[Xquisitely4]

I'm thinking about seeing this young beauty named Chanel, but have not been able to find any reviews on her. She is in the DMV area now until August 30th. Has anyone see her, and if so can you share if she's legit, your experience, and services (GFE, DFK, CIM, etc.) dreamed about. Feel free to PM me as well.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...?cat=6208&wn=1

I appreciate any information. Stay safe everyone.

Xquisitely4.

[Ottotot]

So, this morning, I tried to contact 3 providers and only one of them reply my text. But the only one replied did not replied back after I tried to make confirmation. Then at noon, I tried to contact another provider and things looks pretty good. Once I got in front of the hotel for a qv, I got ghosted. Yesterday, I tried to contact some provider as well but nothing. Most of the provider that I contacted are from the alligator. Is it always this hard or is it just me? I did text them pretty polite (hi, I saw your ads online, are you available today? Or maybe right now is a sting season?? Or they just don't like to do it on daylight?

Maaaaannnnn.

[EdGun]

Is she fairly busty like the photos suggest? I know sinbi was not that busty last time I visited.

Dude, Samantha is smoking hot with huge tits. You'll have a blast. Go for it.

[TheOuroboros]

You are truly an inspiration to us all. I don't know whether to buy you a drink or a couple of sessions. It's been said that it's all pink in the middle after you've peeled back the wrapper.

B.

Life is full of ups and downs. You got to accrue enough bad experiences to get a real appreciation of the good ones.

In this case, you got to screw a few Tiwas in order to enjoy a good Nina.

[MikelSuTiger]

I was there for 30 min but Pretty similar experience. Lfk only and when she went for the cover for BJ then asked for, more donation I knew it wasn't going, to be what I was hoping. Didn't even ask and, then she, asks for a,tip as I'm leaving. Don't get it. I certainly hope that noone is paying the 300-500 the seek via their Eros ad.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...7602.htm?cat=1

Best

Was hoping for the Samantha chick, but got Lola. Go visuals, seems to work out - 5 sec downtown and quickly wraps it up. Not my jam. Asks for tip as you walk out. Left in 15 mins top. 160 h / 250 h. Confirmed legit though.

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[HKPunter99]

Just an FYI. I just text Zariah and got the following reply:

I will be unavailable until late September. I have left state with family until then. Late September check website for updates.

[Bilaling]

If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.

So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.

The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.

Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.

As I get to the door I'm greeted by Tiwa. Friend of ninas? More like ninas grandmother. A sane man would have turned and ran. But I throw sanity out the window years ago, so it's game on. This chick is wearing so much plastic and make up on her face, she looks like a chucky doll. I pay the $$ donation like an even bigger clown than the one directly across from me and we undress and get to business. Now I know getting drunk can impair your vision. But I must have been drunk off adrenaline because as this chicks blowing me I realize she's wearing a wig, full blown horse hair and everything. She tells me her barber cut her hair too short and customers like it long. I'm more of an au natural guy. I'll take a chubby provider with a plane Jane face and uneven boobs over a plastic anyday. Speaking of plastic surgery, she has augmented tits but from a combination of old age and stiffing the Thai surgeon on the tip. She has leathery stiff boobs, hard as a rock on the right and the left was like squeezing a stress ball. She had a massive gash on her tits from the scarring of surgery. She looked like they just took used parts of expired Thai providers and made themselves a Frankenstein monster for one last swindle. And I was the victim. But that's ok. I fucked the absolute shit out her anyway.

But this is definitely not a repeat. You can PM me for her number if youre a total creep like me

You are truly an inspiration to us all. I don't know whether to buy you a drink or a couple of sessions. It's been said that it's all pink in the middle after you've peeled back the wrapper.

B.

[FloorHump422]

If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.

So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.

The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.

Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.

Thanks for the report. I was considering checking her out after I got the text. Was it $$ for a HH or HR?

I find it a bit concerning that providers without a screening process are saving phone numbers. It's a shame Nina hasn't come back, as I think she said she would in August / September.

[TheOuroboros]

If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.

So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.

The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.

Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.

As I get to the door I'm greeted by Tiwa. Friend of ninas? More like ninas grandmother. A sane man would have turned and ran. But I throw sanity out the window years ago, so it's game on. This chick is wearing so much plastic and make up on her face, she looks like a chucky doll. I pay the $$ donation like an even bigger clown than the one directly across from me and we undress and get to business. Now I know getting drunk can impair your vision. But I must have been drunk off adrenaline because as this chicks blowing me I realize she's wearing a wig, full blown horse hair and everything. She tells me her barber cut her hair too short and customers like it long. I'm more of an au natural guy. I'll take a chubby provider with a plane Jane face and uneven boobs over a plastic anyday. Speaking of plastic surgery, she has augmented tits but from a combination of old age and stiffing the Thai surgeon on the tip. She has leathery stiff boobs, hard as a rock on the right and the left was like squeezing a stress ball. She had a massive gash on her tits from the scarring of surgery. She looked like they just took used parts of expired Thai providers and made themselves a Frankenstein monster for one last swindle. And I was the victim. But that's ok. I fucked the absolute shit out her anyway.

But this is definitely not a repeat. You can PM me for her number if you’re a total creep like me

[Mandoo2]

Is she fairly busty like the photos suggest? I know sinbi was not that busty last time I visited.

Yes, and she's good as using them to make you pop with a Russian if you're not careful haha. Fortunately, I had enough for two more shots during my session with her a while back. She takes it pretty well in standing doggy. Good view by the mirror.

[EyeLavose]

Was hoping for the Samantha chick, but got Lola. Go visuals, seems to work out - 5 sec downtown and quickly wraps it up. Not my jam. Asks for tip as you walk out. Left in 15 mins top. 160 h / 250 h. Confirmed legit though.

Have seen many ads butnever pulled the trigger, until today. Met Lola, photos are accurate. Hot little latina, great body, speaks good English. LFK, CBJ, daty mpcfs.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1951471

Also on Eros with different rates.