Escort Reports

**Xquisitely4** · 08-26-20 21:30

I'm thinking about seeing this young beauty named Chanel, but have not been able to find any reviews on her. She is in the DMV area now until August 30th. Has anyone see her, and if so can you share if she's legit, your experience, and services (GFE, DFK, CIM, etc.) dreamed about. Feel free to PM me as well.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...?cat=6208&wn=1

I appreciate any information. Stay safe everyone.

Xquisitely4.

**Ottotot** · 08-26-20 19:41

So, this morning, I tried to contact 3 providers and only one of them reply my text. But the only one replied did not replied back after I tried to make confirmation. Then at noon, I tried to contact another provider and things looks pretty good. Once I got in front of the hotel for a qv, I got ghosted. Yesterday, I tried to contact some provider as well but nothing. Most of the provider that I contacted are from the alligator. Is it always this hard or is it just me? I did text them pretty polite (hi, I saw your ads online, are you available today? Or maybe right now is a sting season?? Or they just don't like to do it on daylight?

Maaaaannnnn.

**EdGun** · 08-26-20 19:40

Originally Posted by MagSayWhat [View Original Post]

Is she fairly busty like the photos suggest? I know sinbi was not that busty last time I visited.

Dude, Samantha is smoking hot with huge tits. You'll have a blast. Go for it.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-26-20 15:38

Originally Posted by Bilaling [View Original Post]

You are truly an inspiration to us all. I don't know whether to buy you a drink or a couple of sessions. It's been said that it's all pink in the middle after you've peeled back the wrapper.

B.

Life is full of ups and downs. You got to accrue enough bad experiences to get a real appreciation of the good ones.

In this case, you got to screw a few Tiwas in order to enjoy a good Nina.

**MikelSuTiger** · 08-26-20 15:25

I was there for 30 min but Pretty similar experience. Lfk only and when she went for the cover for BJ then asked for, more donation I knew it wasn't going, to be what I was hoping. Didn't even ask and, then she, asks for a,tip as I'm leaving. Don't get it. I certainly hope that noone is paying the 300-500 the seek via their Eros ad.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...7602.htm?cat=1

Best

Originally Posted by EyeLavose [View Original Post]

Was hoping for the Samantha chick, but got Lola. Go visuals, seems to work out - 5 sec downtown and quickly wraps it up. Not my jam. Asks for tip as you walk out. Left in 15 mins top. 160 h / 250 h. Confirmed legit though.

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**HKPunter99** · 08-26-20 14:38

Just an FYI. I just text Zariah and got the following reply:

I will be unavailable until late September. I have left state with family until then. Late September check website for updates.

**Bilaling** · 08-26-20 14:15

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.

So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.

The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.

Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.

As I get to the door I'm greeted by Tiwa. Friend of ninas? More like ninas grandmother. A sane man would have turned and ran. But I throw sanity out the window years ago, so it's game on. This chick is wearing so much plastic and make up on her face, she looks like a chucky doll. I pay the $$ donation like an even bigger clown than the one directly across from me and we undress and get to business. Now I know getting drunk can impair your vision. But I must have been drunk off adrenaline because as this chicks blowing me I realize she's wearing a wig, full blown horse hair and everything. She tells me her barber cut her hair too short and customers like it long. I'm more of an au natural guy. I'll take a chubby provider with a plane Jane face and uneven boobs over a plastic anyday. Speaking of plastic surgery, she has augmented tits but from a combination of old age and stiffing the Thai surgeon on the tip. She has leathery stiff boobs, hard as a rock on the right and the left was like squeezing a stress ball. She had a massive gash on her tits from the scarring of surgery. She looked like they just took used parts of expired Thai providers and made themselves a Frankenstein monster for one last swindle. And I was the victim. But that's ok. I fucked the absolute shit out her anyway.

But this is definitely not a repeat. You can PM me for her number if youre a total creep like me

You are truly an inspiration to us all. I don't know whether to buy you a drink or a couple of sessions. It's been said that it's all pink in the middle after you've peeled back the wrapper.

B.

**FloorHump422** · 08-26-20 13:43

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.

So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.

The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.

Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.

Thanks for the report. I was considering checking her out after I got the text. Was it $$ for a HH or HR?

I find it a bit concerning that providers without a screening process are saving phone numbers. It's a shame Nina hasn't come back, as I think she said she would in August / September.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-26-20 11:31

If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.

So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.

The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.

Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.

As I get to the door I'm greeted by Tiwa. Friend of ninas? More like ninas grandmother. A sane man would have turned and ran. But I throw sanity out the window years ago, so it's game on. This chick is wearing so much plastic and make up on her face, she looks like a chucky doll. I pay the $$ donation like an even bigger clown than the one directly across from me and we undress and get to business. Now I know getting drunk can impair your vision. But I must have been drunk off adrenaline because as this chicks blowing me I realize she's wearing a wig, full blown horse hair and everything. She tells me her barber cut her hair too short and customers like it long. I'm more of an au natural guy. I'll take a chubby provider with a plane Jane face and uneven boobs over a plastic anyday. Speaking of plastic surgery, she has augmented tits but from a combination of old age and stiffing the Thai surgeon on the tip. She has leathery stiff boobs, hard as a rock on the right and the left was like squeezing a stress ball. She had a massive gash on her tits from the scarring of surgery. She looked like they just took used parts of expired Thai providers and made themselves a Frankenstein monster for one last swindle. And I was the victim. But that's ok. I fucked the absolute shit out her anyway.

But this is definitely not a repeat. You can PM me for her number if you’re a total creep like me

**Mandoo2** · 08-26-20 10:54

Originally Posted by MagSayWhat [View Original Post]

Is she fairly busty like the photos suggest? I know sinbi was not that busty last time I visited.

Yes, and she's good as using them to make you pop with a Russian if you're not careful haha. Fortunately, I had enough for two more shots during my session with her a while back. She takes it pretty well in standing doggy. Good view by the mirror.

**EyeLavose** · 08-26-20 10:33

Was hoping for the Samantha chick, but got Lola. Go visuals, seems to work out - 5 sec downtown and quickly wraps it up. Not my jam. Asks for tip as you walk out. Left in 15 mins top. 160 h / 250 h. Confirmed legit though.

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

Have seen many ads butnever pulled the trigger, until today. Met Lola, photos are accurate. Hot little latina, great body, speaks good English. LFK, CBJ, daty mpcfs.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1951471

Also on Eros with different rates.

**MagSayWhat** · 08-25-20 20:43

Originally Posted by JWebster [View Original Post]

Saw Samantha had a great time.

She has a great body, performance, and attitude. It was a great time overall.

The BBBJ after the shower was crazy. I almost came right there. I wanted to CIM, and she was happy to try, but it didn't happen. Finished in doggy. I'd see her again.

Is she fairly busty like the photos suggest? I know sinbi was not that busty last time I visited.

**JWebster** · 08-25-20 17:18

Saw Samantha had a great time.

She has a great body, performance, and attitude. It was a great time overall.

The BBBJ after the shower was crazy. I almost came right there. I wanted to CIM, and she was happy to try, but it didn't happen. Finished in doggy. I'd see her again.

**Figrindan** · 08-24-20 15:55

Originally Posted by OrZammar [View Original Post]

Really sucks that the increases are limiting me to HHR (well, not Paulina). If it becomes 300 HHR for all of them then I'm out, I don't make / that / much money haha.

Just partake 10 times a year instead of 12. Same amount of money LOL.