Massage Parlor Reports

[HapaBoy86]

I had the experience of being in a parlor in Newport Beach when it got raided -- don't say anything -- don't' volunteer anything -- fortunately for me. I was covered up and receiving a massage at the time -- they tried mightily. But in the end -- sent me on my way.

Many years ago I was at one of the Birch AAmps next to John Wayne that got raided. I fortunately just finished my wonderful boom boom in the room and was sitting in front room downing my water bottle. Le rushed inside and said sit down and I did. I was fully clothed and they could do nothing about it. After they rounded up everyone and 2 dudes got caught in the rooms and had to get dressed and sit with everyone in front room. After they interviewed me they said we saw you observed you enter location. I said "yes" so? I got a massage and did you see me get a massage? Le said, we know what goes on here! I said well I got a massage and that's all! Le looked at me and laughed and I said yo have proof I got something else?! He laughed again at me again. I said can I go? He said hold on and after I'm sure they looked up my name for warrants or whatever which obviously comeback negative. He handed me back my I'd and said don't ever comeback here again and we have your.

License plate # as well for future reference. I said good, cause it a rental car. Walked away. LOL.

But, if caught with pants down inside a room its a nightmare! I know friends who've gotten busted while aamp was raided. They said its more embarrassing since you have to go to court and stand up in front of judge in entire courtroom while he reads off your offense (s).

[LaidBack59]

If they show up while you are in the act, they will take you into another room and Detective Dexter Morgan with start grilling you about what you were doing and how he is going to ruin your life and expose you to family and friends as a perv. You will confess to everything and will be walked out of the facility in handcuffs and paraded in front of the KTLA Channel 5 news, who will run the story repeatedly.

WardTerry, I"m just playing with you. Rule #1 just don't say anything, if you can't handle the heat, just request to talk to a lawyer.

Trust me it wouldn't be the first time a parlor got raided.

I had the experience of being in a parlor in Newport Beach when it got raided -- don't say anything -- don't' volunteer anything -- fortunately for me. I was covered up and receiving a massage at the time -- they tried mightily. But in the end -- sent me on my way.

[SaltyDog]

If they show up while you are in the act, they will take you into another room and Detective Dexter Morgan with start grilling you about what you were doing and how he is going to ruin your life and expose you to family and friends as a perv. You will confess to everything and will be walked out of the facility in handcuffs and paraded in front of the KTLA Channel 5 news, who will run the story repeatedly.

WardTerry, I"m just playing with you. Rule #1 just don't say anything, if you can't handle the heat, just request to talk to a lawyer.

Trust me it wouldn't be the first time a parlor got raided.

NEVER confess to anything. Even if they do the tell us everything and we'll be easy in you she told us everything. Don't believe Dexter.

[Wireless91910]

What if I'm there getting laid when the health dept people show up? I assume they aren't cops. They will just want to see stuff and I'll just get dressed and leave. Or will they have cops with them and start taking down names.

If they show up while you are in the act, they will take you into another room and Detective Dexter Morgan with start grilling you about what you were doing and how he is going to ruin your life and expose you to family and friends as a perv. You will confess to everything and will be walked out of the facility in handcuffs and paraded in front of the KTLA Channel 5 news, who will run the story repeatedly.

WardTerry, I"m just playing with you. Rule #1 just don't say anything, if you can't handle the heat, just request to talk to a lawyer.

Trust me it wouldn't be the first time a parlor got raided.

[WardTerry]

So, wether anyone want to believe me its up to you?

From a good source (friend) kinda take a vacy from AMP or any massage parlors this week or next. San berdoooo county and Riv county health officials will be doing surprise visits on as many.

Massagys that will allow them to? Meaning go to as many as they can in a week due for compliance!

What if I'm there getting laid when the health dept people show up? I assume they aren't cops. They will just want to see stuff and I'll just get dressed and leave. Or will they have cops with them and start taking down names.

[ManOnMoon07]

Liz is sexy but I don't think her tits are fake they are smaller and perky. Nice but I think they're natural. You thought fake?

She's very accommodating. No rushing. At one point in our session I got soft and she said "let me suck you again and get you hard". What a girl!

I've seen her twice and will be back too. She's not then best but she's solid. Most of the other girls at hummingbird were either ugly or fat. 0.

No not at all. There real 100% but there a perfect size and nice and upright not saggy at all is what I meant but yea She's pretty amazing def the mvp at this place.

[HapaBoy86]

It's certainly possible. The health department has been YEARS behind on inspections due to the San Bernardino shootings which targeted their offices and employees. With so many restaurant closures it is conceivable that the inspectors are looking for other businesses to inspect.

From source it's they're getting complaints from businesses next to massage places. They call multiple times a week to report about massage places open or secretly open. Closed businesses say if they can't open why can they open!

[WardTerry]

Decided to Stop by hummingbird Today got Liz 20's sexy.

Bombshell light skin Latina Nice perky bolts amazing ass.

And very eager to please with surprisingly Aggressive CBJ.

Little got ready in no time Cfs on the flip mish then dog to finish.

40 for the half x100.

Very fun girl Will Def repeat.

Liz is sexy but I don't think her tits are fake they are smaller and perky. Nice but I think they're natural. You thought fake?

She's very accommodating. No rushing. At one point in our session I got soft and she said "let me suck you again and get you hard". What a girl!

I've seen her twice and will be back too. She's not then best but she's solid. Most of the other girls at hummingbird were either ugly or fat. 0.

[Sriracha]

So, wether anyone want to believe me its up to you?

From a good source (friend) kinda take a vacy from AMP or any massage parlors this week or next. San berdoooo county and Riv county health officials will be doing surprise visits on as many.

Massagys that will allow them to? Meaning go to as many as they can in a week due for compliance!

It's certainly possible. The health department has been YEARS behind on inspections due to the San Bernardino shootings which targeted their offices and employees. With so many restaurant closures it is conceivable that the inspectors are looking for other businesses to inspect.

[HapaBoy86]

So, wether anyone want to believe me its up to you?

From a good source (friend) kinda take a vacy from AMP or any massage parlors this week or next. San berdoooo county and Riv county health officials will be doing surprise visits on as many.

Massagys that will allow them to? Meaning go to as many as they can in a week due for compliance!

[ManOnMoon07]

Decided to Stop by hummingbird Today got Liz 20's sexy.

Bombshell light skin Latina Nice perky bolts amazing ass.

And very eager to please with surprisingly Aggressive CBJ.

Little got ready in no time Cfs on the flip mish then dog to finish.

40 for the half x100.

Very fun girl Will Def repeat.

[ManOnMoon07]

There were two girls at hummingbird. Neither was worth staying for.

Does this place allow you to see line up?

[WardTerry]

Hummingbird?

There were two girls at hummingbird. Neither was worth staying for.

[WardTerry]

Hello!

Long time lurker and local hobbyist. Have been to Transcend a multitude of times, as well as a bunch of places that don't seem to have a name. All the no-names were definitely older ladies.

Transcend used to have some young cute talent, but lately it seems to all be MILFS and honestly, more like GILFS. Is there any younger talent in Temecula? Even just younger than 40?

Help a brother out. I've read a couple good things about Joyful but the damn bike cops are always hanging out by the 15, makes me a little nervous.

Transcend has no young hot ones.

Joyful has been closed since Covid.

Go to San Diego for an Asian escort / sign up.

Via humaniplex. That's the only real way to get at consistent young hot ones.

[LaidBack59]

Yes those are two good places you found LB. Does Healthy Land have any good new talent? I still have a boner for the chubby mms there.

It wasn't you SaltyDog? She is about 7 months preggie. Apparently she found something to do during the shutdown.