Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

I called and it appears that the Linda that is working is Linda's "friend" and not the Linda we're thinking about.

Neither of the current two are worth a session.

[SkyWookie]

Went to Royal, maybe bad timing, maybe bad weather, maybe bad Feng shui. I pulled up, raining like a mofo, shit wasn't letting up I finally made a run for it, get soaked and suddenly when I get to the door rain stops, too bad I'm already soaked. I go inside and am told the 2 girls that are working are busy with other clients and I could wait or come back. I'm soaking wet at this point so the air inside feels freezing and I'm not looking to get a cold and have the world think I have covid so I walk back to my car, I call Challet just to see if they have a girl available and they aren't answering their phone, I finally just called it an epic Biblical loss and went home and took a long shower, I have free time again Thursday so I'll have to hope the damn stars line up for me then LOL.

[SkyWookie]

I like the ad copy:

"I don't know how many times massage you have got. But I am sure you will never forget us and always want to come back. Because We know your pain, your stress, your heart. And try our best to fix it. ".

If they can fix the pain in my heart, that's worth an extra 10 dollars minimum.

The ad is awesome, if the massages are as good they'd be awesome, after the flounder of a try I had today, they may be my next encounter.

[Runon99]

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/185660

Maybe we should try to turn some lemons into lemonade.

I like the ad copy:

"I don't know how many times massage you have got. But I am sure you will never forget us and always want to come back. Because We know your pain, your stress, your heart. And try our best to fix it. ".

If they can fix the pain in my heart, that's worth an extra 10 dollars minimum.

[Niteluvr]

Are you guys talking Great Massage on Douglas Rd in Alpharetta?

No, Great Massage is on Atlanta Hwy in Cumming, attached to a gas station.

[AmpVader]

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/185660

Came across this ad on RR this morning. Google maps shows it to be in a Walgreens strip center about a 100 yards from Angel Massage on the same side of the street. Anyone been?

Maybe we should try to turn some lemons into lemonade.

I may check it out and report back.

Surprised new places opening during this time, and I bet new place with old familiar faces.

[GreaterGator]

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/185660

Came across this ad on RR this morning. Google maps shows it to be in a Walgreens strip center about a 100 yards from Angel Massage on the same side of the street. Anyone been?

Maybe we should try to turn some lemons into lemonade.

I may check it out and report back.

[JSmooth0607]

Did you get FS? How was it? I'm hoping it was Hispanic Linda with the nice cakes.

I called and it appears that the Linda that is working is Linda's "friend" and not the Linda we're thinking about.

[Billary Clinto]

I haven't gotten anything great or worth mentioning, then again its a toss up for me. Whats more important. The quality of the massage or the quality of the ending, sadly I want my cake and eat it too, but typically you get one or the other, on another note my poll for where to go tomorrow per PM'd votes Royal spa has 5 votes and Chalet has 2 so unless chalet makes up some ground I'll be going to Royal tomorrow and posting about it.

Are you guys talking Great Massage on Douglas Rd in Alpharetta?

[RocketCo]

Anybody have recently visit Kaina, Miko was great about a month ago, Do you guys know if she's still around?

[FwRico]

I have. Linda was there. Not sure if it's the same Linda everyone talks about. Was there about 2 weeks ago.

Did you get FS? How was it? I'm hoping it was Hispanic Linda with the nice cakes.

[MassageAwesome]

I have. Linda was there. Not sure if it's the same Linda everyone talks about. Was there about 2 weeks ago.

Was she short, sexy, and have a huge ass? If so, then it's THE Linda.

[MagiciansRed]

Decided to hit up my favorite Latina at Sunshine a couple days ago. Why'all keep her busy as she wanted to give me a HH again.

Waited a bit but was worth it. She basically just massaged the boys until it was time to flip.

She ain't cheap, but she really seems to BBJ. If you have $$ to drop, she will let you CIM.

She's way too heavy handed with the oil though. Had oil in my crack after I left.

Decided the only way get rid of that was to hit up another spot. Ivy was the first that came to mind.

Turns out they are now Excellence. Was not a bad set up, but here is a papasan. I know that's not always desirable.

Had a nice hard massage but with almost no teasing.

On the flip I had a legit massage until she tapped on jr and asked if I wanted.

She first offered DIY, but eventually gave in and went to town.

Kept trying to ask for. 4, but since I was tapped out from Sunshine I stayed strong at. 3.

Total damage out the door was. 9.

Overall not bad for a couple of pops.

[Oldti]

I haven't gotten anything great or worth mentioning, then again its a toss up for me. Whats more important. The quality of the massage or the quality of the ending, sadly I want my cake and eat it too, but typically you get one or the other, on another note my poll for where to go tomorrow per PM'd votes Royal spa has 5 votes and Chalet has 2 so unless chalet makes up some ground I'll be going to Royal tomorrow and posting about it.

Two good choices OS jenny she's good massage and good ending or go to fuji massage and get Lucky but she is on vacations for 10 days one more mindy one more girl is mindy.

[Niteluvr]

I haven't gotten anything great or worth mentioning, then again its a toss up for me. Whats more important. The quality of the massage or the quality of the ending, sadly I want my cake and eat it too, but typically you get one or the other, on another note my poll for where to go tomorrow per PM'd votes Royal spa has 5 votes and Chalet has 2 so unless chalet makes up some ground I'll be going to Royal tomorrow and posting about it.

As someone else mentioned, you really ought to hit up Royal, Joy Health and Chalet. If you see one who's passable and you want to check the other places out before a final decision, make a plausible excuse to leave and return later. That's what I always do as it increases the chances of finding what you want, not what you're willing to reluctantly settle for.