Massage Parlor Reports

**Big Comanche** · 08-04-20 08:08

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

No, Great Massage is on Atlanta Hwy in Cumming, attached to a gas station

I went in June and decent massage but the tug was a jackhammer and she tried to rip off my dong. I tried to get her to slow down but she kept going back to it.

**Niteluvr** · 08-04-20 07:45

Originally Posted by MunchMacoochie [View Original Post]

If it's the kind of place that we like it wouldn't last being next to a Starbucks.

I don't have any clue how many donut munchers visit that particular Starbucks, but it's bad karma for an extras parlor to be in such close proximity.

**MunchMacoochie** · 08-04-20 07:40

Originally Posted by Runon99 [View Original Post]

I like the ad copy:

"I don't know how many times massage you have got. But I am sure you will never forget us and always want to come back. Because We know your pain, your stress, your heart. And try our best to fix it. ".

If they can fix the pain in my heart, that's worth an extra 10 dollars minimum.

If it's the kind of place that we like it wouldn't last being next to a Starbucks.

**Petey1015** · 08-03-20 23:33

Originally Posted by RocketCo [View Original Post]

Anybody have recently visit Kaina, Miko was great about a month ago, Do you guys know if she's still around?

No Miko there now or ever from what Angela and LuLu told me today. Got a 4 hand from them and it was awesome.

**Niteluvr** · 08-03-20 21:52

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

Went to Royal, maybe bad timing, maybe bad weather, maybe bad Feng shui. I pulled up, raining like a mofo, shit wasn't letting up I finally made a run for it, get soaked and suddenly when I get to the door rain stops, too bad I'm already soaked. I go inside and am told the 2 girls that are working are busy with other clients and I could wait or come back. I'm soaking wet at this point so the air inside feels freezing and I'm not looking to get a cold and have the world think I have covid so I walk back to my car, I call Challet just to see if they have a girl available and they aren't answering their phone, I finally just called it an epic Biblical loss and went home and took a long shower, I have free time again Thursday so I'll have to hope the damn stars line up for me then LOL.

So why didn't you try Joy Health?

**Niteluvr** · 08-03-20 21:51

Originally Posted by JSmooth0607 [View Original Post]

I called and it appears that the Linda that is working is Linda's "friend" and not the Linda we're thinking about.

Neither of the current two are worth a session.

**SkyWookie** · 08-03-20 20:38

Went to Royal, maybe bad timing, maybe bad weather, maybe bad Feng shui. I pulled up, raining like a mofo, shit wasn't letting up I finally made a run for it, get soaked and suddenly when I get to the door rain stops, too bad I'm already soaked. I go inside and am told the 2 girls that are working are busy with other clients and I could wait or come back. I'm soaking wet at this point so the air inside feels freezing and I'm not looking to get a cold and have the world think I have covid so I walk back to my car, I call Challet just to see if they have a girl available and they aren't answering their phone, I finally just called it an epic Biblical loss and went home and took a long shower, I have free time again Thursday so I'll have to hope the damn stars line up for me then LOL.

**SkyWookie** · 08-03-20 20:33

Originally Posted by Runon99 [View Original Post]

I like the ad copy:

"I don't know how many times massage you have got. But I am sure you will never forget us and always want to come back. Because We know your pain, your stress, your heart. And try our best to fix it. ".

If they can fix the pain in my heart, that's worth an extra 10 dollars minimum.

The ad is awesome, if the massages are as good they'd be awesome, after the flounder of a try I had today, they may be my next encounter.

**Runon99** · 08-03-20 20:25

Originally Posted by GreaterGator [View Original Post]

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/185660

Maybe we should try to turn some lemons into lemonade.

I like the ad copy:

"I don't know how many times massage you have got. But I am sure you will never forget us and always want to come back. Because We know your pain, your stress, your heart. And try our best to fix it. ".

If they can fix the pain in my heart, that's worth an extra 10 dollars minimum.

**Niteluvr** · 08-03-20 15:53

Originally Posted by BillaryClinto [View Original Post]

Are you guys talking Great Massage on Douglas Rd in Alpharetta?

No, Great Massage is on Atlanta Hwy in Cumming, attached to a gas station.

**AmpVader** · 08-03-20 15:49

Originally Posted by GreaterGator [View Original Post]

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/185660

Came across this ad on RR this morning. Google maps shows it to be in a Walgreens strip center about a 100 yards from Angel Massage on the same side of the street. Anyone been?

Maybe we should try to turn some lemons into lemonade.

I may check it out and report back.

Surprised new places opening during this time, and I bet new place with old familiar faces.

**GreaterGator** · 08-03-20 15:43

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/185660

Came across this ad on RR this morning. Google maps shows it to be in a Walgreens strip center about a 100 yards from Angel Massage on the same side of the street. Anyone been?

Maybe we should try to turn some lemons into lemonade.

I may check it out and report back.

**JSmooth0607** · 08-03-20 12:54

Originally Posted by FwRico [View Original Post]

Did you get FS? How was it? I'm hoping it was Hispanic Linda with the nice cakes.

I called and it appears that the Linda that is working is Linda's "friend" and not the Linda we're thinking about.

**Billary Clinto** · 08-03-20 10:08

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

I haven't gotten anything great or worth mentioning, then again its a toss up for me. Whats more important. The quality of the massage or the quality of the ending, sadly I want my cake and eat it too, but typically you get one or the other, on another note my poll for where to go tomorrow per PM'd votes Royal spa has 5 votes and Chalet has 2 so unless chalet makes up some ground I'll be going to Royal tomorrow and posting about it.

Are you guys talking Great Massage on Douglas Rd in Alpharetta?