Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoDudeBro]

I read the posts on Zeus, isn't it kinda expensive? $80 for an HR $60 for hald. 60 for topless another 60 or more for L1. Also read that the massage is non-existent. I was going to check it out yesterday luckily I did a search here.

[HanginBalls]

Most AMPs are operating as normal but keep in mind that they always move so they will not be in the same location for long and talent is rotated twice a month.

Apartment AMP: Told me to leave my briefs on! Exceptionally good massage! Flipped and glided her box bare through my undies! She came. I came! Took off my undies to dispose them. Smelled them then licked them! I said, " WTF! If you wanted to taste my load, I could. Ve given you an oral deposit" Rinsed my briefs and threw them in the dryer. Pointed to me and guided me to the shower. Soaps me down with a little tug. Swipes my hand away when I try to rub her hairy snatch. Tells me "she's sensitive". Waiting for clothes to dry she notices I get hard. "You want to f*ck" she asks. I tell her," No! I came here to watch paint dry"! She lightly slaps and pushes my face between her thighs and demands, "Eat"! She smelled / tasted like stale cum (well, she just orgasmed, so. OK)! I thought better of beling honest with her when she asked me if I like! I said," Sweet"! (I think she sensed I was lying). She was close to cumming when she pulled my face off by my hair, threw me on the bed and straddled me for some CG, bare!! Five minutes later she's biting my shoulder as she drains on my shaft! She pulls off and says, "What? No condom" I was beside myself and said, " You jumped on me"! She finger wagged me in shame and said, " You no cum" She gets a rubber and proceeds to CBJ me. I blew in a few and asked, " Why you F*ck me raw, but blow me covered"? She responds," I hate the taste of cum"! I told her," But you like the taste off underwear" She says," I do anything when horny! You were my last date and I hadn't cum all day! Consider yourself rucky".

She grabbed my underwear from the dryer and threw them at me. I took the hint and started heading out the door. She grabbed me, stuck her tongue in my mouth and said," Tomorrow my lat night. I go back to China. You come over same time and I give you a freebie (which I did)!

Talk about a roller coaster of emotions!!

[Mike21]

Does anybody know what can be expected over there?

[Wood Street]

Has anyone been to the Asian apartments lately. I've been thinking about Asian girls for a week now but haven't been to this location in a couple of years was wondering if it's still open or has anyone been there lately.

Most AMPs are operating as normal but keep in mind that they always move so they will not be in the same location for long and talent is rotated twice a month.

[LookingForHer]

Has anyone been to the Asian apartments lately. I've been thinking about Asian girls for a week now but haven't been to this location in a couple of years was wondering if it's still open or has anyone been there lately.

[GMan25]

Anyone have experience or intel on PTS Spa on W. Peterson Ave? Please share, or pm me.

Thanks.

[Elpatron]

Any mongers got a text message this morning? Phone number ending 4123 by 35th, I text back and told them I will called back when ready to go, but they're very persistence they text me again asking what time you coming? I told them to stop texting. In my opinion that's not a good business etiquette, don't used your cell phone to make appointments, just get a burner phone, you don't want your wife to find up you been visiting this massage parlors just my opinion I wanted to share with you guys stay safe wear a mask and a helmet on the little head.

[PwnLife]

What mp is this?

Looks like it's Zeus Spa.

[Yoyomados]

Raquel the stacked Colombian MILF is still there. There's also a fairly young (maybe late 20's or early 30's) chubby girl from Guatemala there, goes by Danielle I think or something like that. Nice big soft naturals. Almost no english. Friendly girl, gets the job done, no full service from her though. Those are the only two I'm aware of in the current roster.

What mp is this?

[TJGeek]

What is CLM?

Chicagoland Massage.

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/

[Big Waffle]

Does anyone have any information regarding current lineup, been there a while back and had massage by lady in her late forties.

Raquel the stacked Colombian MILF is still there. There's also a fairly young (maybe late 20's or early 30's) chubby girl from Guatemala there, goes by Danielle I think or something like that. Nice big soft naturals. Almost no english. Friendly girl, gets the job done, no full service from her though. Those are the only two I'm aware of in the current roster.

[RickSomething]

I've been a Belmont Spa cust for a few years on and off. I used to see Sarah, and though I saw others, she was becoming my ATF. But over the past 6 months, she seems to have disappeared. IS she still around? Thank!

[Yoyomados]

Go in and walk all the way to the back. Anna the owner of Norwood Massage is there. The usual practice is to call the norwood number, book an appointment, then at time of appt, go through front door and walk to back table. If anyone at front desk asks you a question (they won't), say you booked a massage appt.

Awesome, thank you. Will definitely try this next time I'm in the area.

[TetonResearch]

I finally got through to CLM and had a visit with Zoey.

What is CLM?

[AngelBravo]

After several tries, I finally got through to CLM and had a visit with Zoey. Definitely worth the wait for me.

PROS:

- Zoey is gorgeous (if you like spinners with small tits) with that sexy alt look: Tattoos everywhere, purple hair, piercings, etc.

- Location was in a good neighborhood and parking was easy. Apt was clean.

- She's very fun to talk to and has a good personality. We chatted a bit before and during, and it always felt natural and easy.

- The massage was a real massage (not just running a hand across your back for 5 min). Probably lasted about 30-40 min and felt good.

- L1 finish was very nice. I was very happy and she cleaned me up gently afterwards.

- Did some roaming and got to play with her tits.

- No upsells. Cost was exactly as listed on the CLM site.

CONS:

- Nuru upgrade not worth it. All I got was some tits pressed into my back a few times.

- As others have said here, L1 is the only item on the menu.

- Booty shorts stayed on, so I got the message and roamed elsewhere.

I definitely will repeat, but that's because 1) I have a thing for tight Asians and 2) all I typically want is L1.

I've always wondered about Zoey. Can you give me an idea of who she looks like and how would you honestly describe and rate her face and body. Please be detailed so I know exactly what I'm getting myself into. I'm also only interested in L1.