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[HapaBoy86]

Seems the white knights have talked to her!

After seeing that vid man she has to use a face app cause her current pics on hx show a more young lady. But, that vid shows a well aged older FAT MILF face.

Newbies are in for a serious eye opener when the door open expecting to see a chubby girl and get Large Marge!

[James D 2004]

So if you'll all allow and indulge me for a moment I would like to vent. What the hell is wrong with these women? They are SO flaky. I follow their instructions, send them a PM on HX, then text, I am polite, friendly and courteous in my PM and text messages. I do everything correctly. They respond for a second and then often mid-texting conversation they disappear for an hour or stop all together. I communicate distinctly and often offer them more than they quote just so MAYBE they'll pay attention and respond. Trying to connect with these women is unbelievably frustrating. I'll be texting them or PM and they forget who they're talking to and start a conversation all over again in the middle of an existing conversation. As I said I am polite and friendly. I jump through all the right hoops and do everything the right way but many times I can't get anywhere. I am a middle aged white male white collar professional and I let them know that. I thought the whole point of what they're doing is to make money. So fucking flaky and spaced out. I mean I understand some have drug issues and other problems but it seems lately nearly every single one I contact seems to end up being a bunch of wasted time. FLAKY, FLAKY, FLAKY! Never had so much trouble trying to give people money in my life. Do these woman want to work or not? It's like they're going out of their way to make it hard on us. Thoughts? Comments? Any of you feel similar? Am I doing something wrong?

I assume you are bright enough to PM the ladies on today's classified. If they didn't say they are active and taking bookings today, they probably aren't.

A typical popular girl on HX have thousands of subscribers. Do you think they are keen to get you personal message? And reply accordingly? Bookers are robotic. You can tell indies apart but even they want easy money.

The best initial PM?

"Details?

And if I'm really keen on the lady, "Your details?

It's the polite code word for menu, that bookers use themselves.

Once you are clear on your network, you will get the menu, instructions and everything. I hope you are not newbie, or you can only go for the newbie friendly types.

When you get the menu and instructions, if you can't just book a time, it's not easy money and there may be plenty of others waiting. If it's not on the menu, that means they don't want to answer. There's no point to ask. The pictures are all they want to show. For the bookers, they don't and can't answer personal questions. Ladies hire them to screen out the wrong personalities and time wasters in the first place.

Sending any personal info is red flag. What's the purpose? You want a discount? You want priority? HX is not a dating service. What's the point sending it to the booker? They will screen you if they have instructions. If you are really keen, send them the time you want and your phone number instead of just "details".

The bookers certainly have their own professional message board. (The indies probably don't because they come and go too often.) They probably know what you look like, certainly you paid for all your sessions, and any reasons not to service you. They don't care if you are a generous person; they don't get tips.

And if you want to give them details, send them your personal number. They will know your work history and your parents' and wife's personal number.

You can thank me later, you are welcomed.

[Kmp Chaser]

I just got mail back in May. I've only successfully met two girls off of there so I'm no expert but I can tell you what I've done so far to at least now have two references. Honestly, it's been kinda of a pain in the ass but the girls I saw were great, way better than the girls I might a wound up seeing off of PD or Switter and overall prices are better than on any other listing site so I guess it's worth the effort.

First thing to do is join the noobz club. I think they take anybody? Scanned all the ads for pink names and looked at the profiles and subscribed to the winners. I also had a bunch of subs based on reading here so I had a decent amount of girls I could PM. The next thing I did was write out my intro. It says my name, I ask for their menu and I ask if they need anything from me. Saved it in a notepad and I rarely deviate from it. I PMed pretty much anybody who I wanted to see. The economy is weird right now. Maybe they need clients? I dunno. I basically spam. The worst you'll get back is some high level pro telling you to come back when you've got network. Mostly you just won't hear back but sometimes you will. Maybe you'll have better luck that I've had and it will go a lot quicker for you but for me it's taken some doing.

Oh and good luck getting the providers you do see to rate you back as safe!

Thank you for the info! Did you use your real name or made up one?

[Husky2009]

Yeah, keep it simple. Just ask them for their info. If they want to know more, they'll ask. But be careful, I usually put "Hi, Can I get your information?" But because the "I" and the "O" are next to each other on the keyboard, one time I put "Ho, Can I get your info?" It did not go well.

Maybe said hooker thought you were a pimp (hence the rhyme) and wanted you to "break her" LOL.

[FlakeUmms]

I'm a newbie to the mongering scene but I've been making an effort to read the forums to fill in the blanks on how stuff works. I noticed that agencies (esp. Ones with kgirls) are very skittish about newmongers and require references / ratings before they'd open up the menu. And rightly so. I don't have an issue with that. Such scrutiny is safe for both parties. What I'm having trouble with is the very beginnings. I read some providers on HX won't take clients without reviews, but how would a complete zero review client have reviews if none will give them a chance. Sort of like a catch 22: can't get review because can't land a booking because no reviews, repeat ad nauseum. Anyone willing to share some tips / pointers with a monglet on how to overcome this issue?

I just got mail back in May. I've only successfully met two girls off of there so I'm no expert but I can tell you what I've done so far to at least now have two references. Honestly, it's been kinda of a pain in the ass but the girls I saw were great, way better than the girls I might a wound up seeing off of PD or Switter and overall prices are better than on any other listing site so I guess it's worth the effort.

First thing to do is join the noobz club. I think they take anybody? Scanned all the ads for pink names and looked at the profiles and subscribed to the winners. I also had a bunch of subs based on reading here so I had a decent amount of girls I could PM. The next thing I did was write out my intro. It says my name, I ask for their menu and I ask if they need anything from me. Saved it in a notepad and I rarely deviate from it. I PMed pretty much anybody who I wanted to see. The economy is weird right now. Maybe they need clients? I dunno. I basically spam. The worst you'll get back is some high level pro telling you to come back when you've got network. Mostly you just won't hear back but sometimes you will. Maybe you'll have better luck that I've had and it will go a lot quicker for you but for me it's taken some doing.

Oh and good luck getting the providers you do see to rate you back as safe!

[Kmp Chaser]

Yeah, keep it simple. Just ask them for their info. If they want to know more, they'll ask. But be careful, I usually put "Hi, Can I get your information?" But because the "I" and the "O" are next to each other on the keyboard, one time I put "Ho, Can I get your info?" It did not go well.

That is hilarious haha. Bet you're not the only one to make that mistake.

What are the etiquette for things to go smoothly during the session? What are some red flags to warrant tucking tail and running the other direction?

[AhardLanding]

Thank you for the leads. I looked up Merced and Mia-baby but came up with nothing. Another noob question, how do I PM girls on HX to have a good chance at landing a booking? Should I be using fake names online and irl?

Again thanks in advance for helping out a budding hobbyist.

Go classifieds (top of the home screen), go san gabriel valley. You will see them.

[OCpyro]

"Hi my name is _ I am 50+ white male professional, I am interested in your menu, pricing and availability today".

That sounds like something a monotone detective would say (think about it). Girls pick up on vibes / tones quick even through texts and us as men we don't get caught up in emotions most of the time so its hard to read emotions so we can say things that are a bit robotic and not understand how to vibe. Try to do the less is more Method. Start off by saying Hi. I like your pics just don't explain too much unless you're a grand pussy slaying master who has a tongue like Don Juan.

Yeah, keep it simple. Just ask them for their info. If they want to know more, they'll ask. But be careful, I usually put "Hi, Can I get your information?" But because the "I" and the "O" are next to each other on the keyboard, one time I put "Ho, Can I get your info?" It did not go well.

[Kmp Chaser]

You have to PM a fair number of girls. Some will take noobs. If you are willing to travel to San Gabriel Valley try Merced, sweet-judy (the same AMP, but you can get rating x 2), Mia-baby, milaAllLove, hot-cici. At some point you will get enough rating to tip into the Agencies acceptance (I haven't yet so I can't tell you the magic number). Try to book early in the day. The noob friendlies are going to be busy, right?

Thank you for the leads. I looked up Merced and Mia-baby but came up with nothing. Another noob question, how do I PM girls on HX to have a good chance at landing a booking? Should I be using fake names online and irl?

Again thanks in advance for helping out a budding hobbyist.

[AhardLanding]

I'm a newbie to the mongering scene but I've been making an effort to read the forums to fill in the blanks on how stuff works. I noticed that agencies (esp. Ones with kgirls) are very skittish about newmongers and require references / ratings before they'd open up the menu. And rightly so. I don't have an issue with that. Such scrutiny is safe for both parties. What I'm having trouble with is the very beginnings. I read some providers on HX won't take clients without reviews, but how would a complete zero review client have reviews if none will give them a chance. Sort of like a catch 22: can't get review because can't land a booking because no reviews, repeat ad nauseum. Anyone willing to share some tips / pointers with a monglet on how to overcome this issue?

You have to PM a fair number of girls. Some will take noobs. If you are willing to travel to San Gabriel Valley try Merced, sweet-judy (the same AMP, but you can get rating x 2), Mia-baby, milaAllLove, hot-cici. At some point you will get enough rating to tip into the Agencies acceptance (I haven't yet so I can't tell you the magic number). Try to book early in the day. The noob friendlies are going to be busy, right?

[Cbonia2]

She's fucking huge.

She has more rolls then Ralphs bakery.

The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping.

I mean what happened?

She's obviously charging by the pound now days.

I would have walked out! Talk about bait-and-switch! She should be paying the guys who stay and not dry-heave during the session.

[Husky2009]

She's fucking huge.

She has more rolls then Ralphs bakery.

The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping.

I mean what happened?

She's obviously charging by the pound now days.

"The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping. " Made Me Laugh Up Loud.

[Kmp Chaser]

I'm a newbie to the mongering scene but I've been making an effort to read the forums to fill in the blanks on how stuff works. I noticed that agencies (esp. Ones with kgirls) are very skittish about newmongers and require references / ratings before they'd open up the menu. And rightly so. I don't have an issue with that. Such scrutiny is safe for both parties. What I'm having trouble with is the very beginnings. I read some providers on HX won't take clients without reviews, but how would a complete zero review client have reviews if none will give them a chance. Sort of like a catch 22: can't get review because can't land a booking because no reviews, repeat ad nauseum. Anyone willing to share some tips / pointers with a monglet on how to overcome this issue?

[HapaBoy86]

This makes me happy I saw her like 50 lbs ago.

Me too man she like seriously became the Michelin Man look a like wife!

Which really sucks is she uses those old pics of her having a small belly, medium thighs and chubby face. Man I would walk when that door opens.

[ChrisPoontang]

This makes me happy I saw her like 50 lbs ago.

She's fucking huge.

She has more rolls then Ralphs bakery.

The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping.

I mean what happened?

She's obviously charging by the pound now days.