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**AhardLanding** · 07-26-20 16:36

Originally Posted by KmpChaser [View Original Post]

Thank you for the leads. I looked up Merced and Mia-baby but came up with nothing. Another noob question, how do I PM girls on HX to have a good chance at landing a booking? Should I be using fake names online and irl?

Again thanks in advance for helping out a budding hobbyist.

Go classifieds (top of the home screen), go san gabriel valley. You will see them.

**OCpyro** · 07-26-20 14:57

Originally Posted by Husky2009 [View Original Post]

"Hi my name is _ I am 50+ white male professional, I am interested in your menu, pricing and availability today".

That sounds like something a monotone detective would say (think about it). Girls pick up on vibes / tones quick even through texts and us as men we don't get caught up in emotions most of the time so its hard to read emotions so we can say things that are a bit robotic and not understand how to vibe. Try to do the less is more Method. Start off by saying Hi. I like your pics just don't explain too much unless you're a grand pussy slaying master who has a tongue like Don Juan.

Yeah, keep it simple. Just ask them for their info. If they want to know more, they'll ask. But be careful, I usually put "Hi, Can I get your information?" But because the "I" and the "O" are next to each other on the keyboard, one time I put "Ho, Can I get your info?" It did not go well.

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-26-20 14:39

Originally Posted by AhardLanding [View Original Post]

You have to PM a fair number of girls. Some will take noobs. If you are willing to travel to San Gabriel Valley try Merced, sweet-judy (the same AMP, but you can get rating x 2), Mia-baby, milaAllLove, hot-cici. At some point you will get enough rating to tip into the Agencies acceptance (I haven't yet so I can't tell you the magic number). Try to book early in the day. The noob friendlies are going to be busy, right?

Thank you for the leads. I looked up Merced and Mia-baby but came up with nothing. Another noob question, how do I PM girls on HX to have a good chance at landing a booking? Should I be using fake names online and irl?

Again thanks in advance for helping out a budding hobbyist.

**AhardLanding** · 07-26-20 14:15

Originally Posted by KmpChaser [View Original Post]

I'm a newbie to the mongering scene but I've been making an effort to read the forums to fill in the blanks on how stuff works. I noticed that agencies (esp. Ones with kgirls) are very skittish about newmongers and require references / ratings before they'd open up the menu. And rightly so. I don't have an issue with that. Such scrutiny is safe for both parties. What I'm having trouble with is the very beginnings. I read some providers on HX won't take clients without reviews, but how would a complete zero review client have reviews if none will give them a chance. Sort of like a catch 22: can't get review because can't land a booking because no reviews, repeat ad nauseum. Anyone willing to share some tips / pointers with a monglet on how to overcome this issue?

You have to PM a fair number of girls. Some will take noobs. If you are willing to travel to San Gabriel Valley try Merced, sweet-judy (the same AMP, but you can get rating x 2), Mia-baby, milaAllLove, hot-cici. At some point you will get enough rating to tip into the Agencies acceptance (I haven't yet so I can't tell you the magic number). Try to book early in the day. The noob friendlies are going to be busy, right?

**Cbonia2** · 07-26-20 11:30

Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang [View Original Post]

She's fucking huge.

She has more rolls then Ralphs bakery.

The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping.

I mean what happened?

She's obviously charging by the pound now days.

I would have walked out! Talk about bait-and-switch! She should be paying the guys who stay and not dry-heave during the session.

**Husky2009** · 07-26-20 02:22

Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang [View Original Post]

She's fucking huge.

She has more rolls then Ralphs bakery.

The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping.

I mean what happened?

She's obviously charging by the pound now days.

"The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping. " Made Me Laugh Up Loud.

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-26-20 00:52

I'm a newbie to the mongering scene but I've been making an effort to read the forums to fill in the blanks on how stuff works. I noticed that agencies (esp. Ones with kgirls) are very skittish about newmongers and require references / ratings before they'd open up the menu. And rightly so. I don't have an issue with that. Such scrutiny is safe for both parties. What I'm having trouble with is the very beginnings. I read some providers on HX won't take clients without reviews, but how would a complete zero review client have reviews if none will give them a chance. Sort of like a catch 22: can't get review because can't land a booking because no reviews, repeat ad nauseum. Anyone willing to share some tips / pointers with a monglet on how to overcome this issue?

**HapaBoy86** · 07-26-20 00:00

Originally Posted by FA20D [View Original Post]

This makes me happy I saw her like 50 lbs ago.

Me too man she like seriously became the Michelin Man look a like wife!

Which really sucks is she uses those old pics of her having a small belly, medium thighs and chubby face. Man I would walk when that door opens.

**ChrisPoontang** · 07-25-20 22:14

Originally Posted by FA20D [View Original Post]

This makes me happy I saw her like 50 lbs ago.

She's fucking huge.

She has more rolls then Ralphs bakery.

The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping.

I mean what happened?

She's obviously charging by the pound now days.

**ChrisPoontang** · 07-25-20 21:06

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**FA20D** · 07-25-20 20:54

Originally Posted by Trapped23 [View Original Post]

Here is another one out of Inland Empire.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f1a358b4c09c

This makes me happy I saw her like 50 lbs ago.

**IWantIn945** · 07-25-20 01:13

Originally Posted by Trapped23 [View Original Post]

Fellow mongers,

Any intell on this one. I wanted to know if she was any good. Been eyeing her for awhile.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JazzminePearl

You are paying for a service and.

Both of you know it but she will do her part.

On camel slide She offers it but holds on to the junior to make sure it is just a slide.

**Trapped23** · 07-24-20 22:50

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**Trapped23** · 07-24-20 22:47

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**HapaBoy86** · 07-24-20 22:21

Originally Posted by Trapped23 [View Original Post]

Video is still there, sir. Not a paywall. I just had posted the wrong link after I uploaded.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f1a04770c6b7

Her Corona hotel she lives out of? LOL.

What is other hx girl you flimed?

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