Massage Parlor Reports

[Biliator]

Anyone been to elegant / millipede on grand recently? No signage at all.

Jessica from here is at River West Spa, far as I know, but if anyone has an update on Claire's whereabouts, would love to hear.

[Avg Joe]

I'm looking for a place where I can get a decent massage. I see most places are open now, just requires you to wear a mask. I've got all the Chicago Avenue spots nearby. Just looking for a name so I don't go in blind and get a rub down and actually get my back worked on. I'm looking at oki doki or Sunkiss. Both places have therapists that know and don't know how to give a quality massage.

When actually looking for a legit massage with someone who knows what they are doing I just go to Massage Envy. When I don't care about the massage but go for other things that's when I hit the AMP's. Long ago I gave up trying to get a great massage out of an AMP. Works for me.

[SterlingPNess]

Had a bit of time so went over to Belmont, had a few recommendations to check it out. Unfortunately, it would seem I drew the short straw as there was a petite cutey (Sally or Sunny?) but luck of the draw gave me Judy. This was after a lengthy 25 minute wait, which refers to the title as it was insanely busy before the afternoon. Probably a 5/10 on the looks, but the L1 was actually pretty nice. Only go for the HH as the hour is more like 40 minutes. Stay safe and healthy out there.

[GoldenGreek]

Anyone try her?

Legit or extras?

https://instagram.com/alisonlove01?igshid=14dx45uxx6rlv

[Casper27]

I'm looking for a place where I can get a decent massage. I see most places are open now, just requires you to wear a mask. I've got all the Chicago Avenue spots nearby. Just looking for a name so I don't go in blind and get a rub down and actually get my back worked on. I'm looking at oki doki or Sunkiss. Both places have therapists that know and don't know how to give a quality massage.

[Producer79]

Can you inbox or share this place it's been a while since I had fun like that.

I need in on this action as well, please send inbox info.

[ChicagoClass]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/51346

So decided to TOFTT and try out Rose from CR. Now I fully realized no comments no one tried her that it was HIGHLY likely the pictures weren't of her. Now I've said before I've had literally mixed luck tried 3 girls from there 1- girl was her pictures, 1-girl wasn't but was close, the 3rd was no where near accurate. Now unfortunately Rose falls under the not even fucking close category. Thank god I only did the HHR but massage was terrible but usually expected Standard finish left a lot to be desired very mechanical and awful technique, looks weren't even in the ball park unfortunately. This experience basically ruins it for me with every other girl their minus the one who visits I forget her name. But entire "ROSE" experience was awful 3/10 won't repeat.

[Wenger]

It's nothing more than your privacy protection from the CCP. Don't worry. What could go wrong?

Next time you're at an AMP ask the provider if she's on WeChat and have her help you with the signup. Then you'll have your first contact too.

-w.

[DishSoap]

Saintchuck, I'm a member since the late 80 and have many reviews. Had 7-800 under an old handle but lost PW and stated this one some years ago. So I'm just looking to bang some old married Chinese ladies. Any help would be much appreciated. I can send my # via PM if you are willing.

Thanks!

So WeChat is just a Chinese messaging app right? I haven't seen any providers advertise they use it? Maybe I just need to ask at my next appointment.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Can't remember for some reason. Somewhere south. Twas a few years ago. I remember going to her condo near Tinley for a 2nd date. Same good time. 3 x for two hours (stayed overnight). Funny thing is. I do remember walking out with a black eye because she was mad I shot off before she did. The look on her face was priceless when I fell limp inside her (she was really working on her cumming). She had that look like I stole her candy. So, I laughed. Then whack!! She did apologize and she eventually got off, but at the time it was humorous. I'll never forget the longest nipples from a lady with no tits and still stinky coochie!! At least her breath smelled good!! LOL!!

If I find her digits I'll pm you.

I'm guessing you saw Azia, 50-55 ish Filipina. If so, I've kept up with her (and her endless life drama, insert eye roll emoji here) but she hasn't been taking customers in a long time. At least that's what she tells me. Not much to look at, but she was a lot of fun back in the day.

[HanginBalls]

Can you inbox or share this place it's been a while since I had fun like that

Can't remember for some reason. Somewhere south. Twas a few years ago. I remember going to her condo near Tinley for a 2nd date. Same good time. 3 x for two hours (stayed overnight). Funny thing is. I do remember walking out with a black eye because she was mad I shot off before she did. The look on her face was priceless when I fell limp inside her (she was really working on her cumming). She had that look like I stole her candy. So, I laughed. Then whack!! She did apologize and she eventually got off, but at the time it was humorous. I'll never forget the longest nipples from a lady with no tits and still stinky coochie!! At least her breath smelled good!! LOL!!

If I find her digits I'll pm you.

[SaintChuck]

Can you inbox or share this place it's been a while since I had fun like that.

You do realize that these 2 guy's are talking about a place in Florida. It's not in Chicago. LOL. SaintChuck.

[MwmChicago]

This site has tens of thousands of reports on places. You could always RTFF, pick a place and report back. Not too many people are going to be rushing to give information to a guy with 3 posts. SaintChuck.

Saintchuck, I'm a member since the late 80 and have many reviews. Had 7-800 under an old handle but lost PW and stated this one some years ago. So I'm just looking to bang some old married Chinese ladies. Any help would be much appreciated. I can send my cell # via PM if you are willing.

Thanks!

[TheRedStar]

Small, petite 45-70 Asian lady with very small tits but huge nipples! Standard massage then flip. Flipped her top off and lowered her nips to my mouth. Likes to have them SUCKED! Leans in for a kiss!! Did not expect this and her breath stunk!! Long tongue though, so I stuck with it. Hops on the table, sticks her ass in my face and says," You lick, I suck your deek. You warn me when you shoot. I no like cum"! Her cooch stunk, but pussy is pussy so I went to town. Her b / j was average but she can go deep. Fifteen minutes later without WARNING she unloads in my mouth! Yuck!! Salty but thick. Too late to spit as her ladie fishies were swimming down my throat! She slides off and takes me in her mouth again. Better technique as I build up and unload in her mouth! She stays with it for a bit then finishes me off with her hand. Grabs a towel and spits it out yelling at me for not warning her! She walks out then comes back in with warm towel. Wipes me down and asks if I had good time. I said, "Yes". She leans in for a LFK (thankfully she rinsed) and said," Next time we fuck, OK"? Tipped her a Hondo. Groped me as we walked towards the door and said," You stay healthy, OK"?

Can you inbox or share this place it's been a while since I had fun like that.

[SaintChuck]

Any help on the wechat sign up would be greatly appreciated. I'm also looking for good places in the city proper. Ideally, a great Korean place. Research has led me to look into sunkiss, but any intel or PMs are of course welcome.

This site has tens of thousands of reports on places. You could always RTFF, pick a place and report back. Not too many people are going to be rushing to give information to a guy with 3 posts. SaintChuck.