Massage Parlor Reports

**ChicagoClass** · 07-08-20 13:44

https://chicago.rubratings.com/51346

So decided to TOFTT and try out Rose from CR. Now I fully realized no comments no one tried her that it was HIGHLY likely the pictures weren't of her. Now I've said before I've had literally mixed luck tried 3 girls from there 1- girl was her pictures, 1-girl wasn't but was close, the 3rd was no where near accurate. Now unfortunately Rose falls under the not even fucking close category. Thank god I only did the HHR but massage was terrible but usually expected Standard finish left a lot to be desired very mechanical and awful technique, looks weren't even in the ball park unfortunately. This experience basically ruins it for me with every other girl their minus the one who visits I forget her name. But entire "ROSE" experience was awful 3/10 won't repeat.

**Wenger** · 07-08-20 05:52

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

It's nothing more than your privacy protection from the CCP. Don't worry. What could go wrong?

Next time you're at an AMP ask the provider if she's on WeChat and have her help you with the signup. Then you'll have your first contact too.

-w.

**DishSoap** · 07-07-20 22:32

Originally Posted by MwmChicago [View Original Post]

Saintchuck, I'm a member since the late 80 and have many reviews. Had 7-800 under an old handle but lost PW and stated this one some years ago. So I'm just looking to bang some old married Chinese ladies. Any help would be much appreciated. I can send my # via PM if you are willing.

Thanks!

So WeChat is just a Chinese messaging app right? I haven't seen any providers advertise they use it? Maybe I just need to ask at my next appointment.

**Mr LoudMonger** · 07-07-20 20:33

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

Can't remember for some reason. Somewhere south. Twas a few years ago. I remember going to her condo near Tinley for a 2nd date. Same good time. 3 x for two hours (stayed overnight). Funny thing is. I do remember walking out with a black eye because she was mad I shot off before she did. The look on her face was priceless when I fell limp inside her (she was really working on her cumming). She had that look like I stole her candy. So, I laughed. Then whack!! She did apologize and she eventually got off, but at the time it was humorous. I'll never forget the longest nipples from a lady with no tits and still stinky coochie!! At least her breath smelled good!! LOL!!

If I find her digits I'll pm you.

I'm guessing you saw Azia, 50-55 ish Filipina. If so, I've kept up with her (and her endless life drama, insert eye roll emoji here) but she hasn't been taking customers in a long time. At least that's what she tells me. Not much to look at, but she was a lot of fun back in the day.

**HanginBalls** · 07-07-20 18:59

Originally Posted by TheRedStar [View Original Post]

Can you inbox or share this place it's been a while since I had fun like that

Can't remember for some reason. Somewhere south. Twas a few years ago. I remember going to her condo near Tinley for a 2nd date. Same good time. 3 x for two hours (stayed overnight). Funny thing is. I do remember walking out with a black eye because she was mad I shot off before she did. The look on her face was priceless when I fell limp inside her (she was really working on her cumming). She had that look like I stole her candy. So, I laughed. Then whack!! She did apologize and she eventually got off, but at the time it was humorous. I'll never forget the longest nipples from a lady with no tits and still stinky coochie!! At least her breath smelled good!! LOL!!

If I find her digits I'll pm you.

**SaintChuck** · 07-07-20 18:55

Originally Posted by TheRedStar [View Original Post]

Can you inbox or share this place it's been a while since I had fun like that.

You do realize that these 2 guy's are talking about a place in Florida. It's not in Chicago. LOL. SaintChuck.

**MwmChicago** · 07-07-20 17:07

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

This site has tens of thousands of reports on places. You could always RTFF, pick a place and report back. Not too many people are going to be rushing to give information to a guy with 3 posts. SaintChuck.

Saintchuck, I'm a member since the late 80 and have many reviews. Had 7-800 under an old handle but lost PW and stated this one some years ago. So I'm just looking to bang some old married Chinese ladies. Any help would be much appreciated. I can send my cell # via PM if you are willing.

Thanks!

**TheRedStar** · 07-07-20 16:53

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

Small, petite 45-70 Asian lady with very small tits but huge nipples! Standard massage then flip. Flipped her top off and lowered her nips to my mouth. Likes to have them SUCKED! Leans in for a kiss!! Did not expect this and her breath stunk!! Long tongue though, so I stuck with it. Hops on the table, sticks her ass in my face and says," You lick, I suck your deek. You warn me when you shoot. I no like cum"! Her cooch stunk, but pussy is pussy so I went to town. Her b / j was average but she can go deep. Fifteen minutes later without WARNING she unloads in my mouth! Yuck!! Salty but thick. Too late to spit as her ladie fishies were swimming down my throat! She slides off and takes me in her mouth again. Better technique as I build up and unload in her mouth! She stays with it for a bit then finishes me off with her hand. Grabs a towel and spits it out yelling at me for not warning her! She walks out then comes back in with warm towel. Wipes me down and asks if I had good time. I said, "Yes". She leans in for a LFK (thankfully she rinsed) and said," Next time we fuck, OK"? Tipped her a Hondo. Groped me as we walked towards the door and said," You stay healthy, OK"?

Can you inbox or share this place it's been a while since I had fun like that.

**SaintChuck** · 07-07-20 16:40

Originally Posted by SterlingPNess [View Original Post]

Any help on the wechat sign up would be greatly appreciated. I'm also looking for good places in the city proper. Ideally, a great Korean place. Research has led me to look into sunkiss, but any intel or PMs are of course welcome.

This site has tens of thousands of reports on places. You could always RTFF, pick a place and report back. Not too many people are going to be rushing to give information to a guy with 3 posts. SaintChuck.

**ConfuciusMan** · 07-07-20 15:14

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Anyone been to elegant / millipede on grand recently? No signage at all.

They are closed. It's been couple of years.

**ReadyForRub** · 07-07-20 15:13

Originally Posted by Chris873 [View Original Post]

Same here if someone can help out I can't sign up to WeChat.

It's nothing more than your privacy protection from the CCP. Don't worry. What could go wrong?

**SideTalker** · 07-07-20 14:27

Anyone been to elegant / millipede on grand recently? No signage at all.

**SterlingPNess** · 07-07-20 13:07

Any help on the wechat sign up would be greatly appreciated. I'm also looking for good places in the city proper. Ideally, a great Korean place. Research has led me to look into sunkiss, but any intel or PMs are of course welcome.

**Chris873** · 07-07-20 01:40

Originally Posted by NiteWolf [View Original Post]

I just sign up on WeChat. Well I can't completely, because the verification it asking for either Contact a WeChat user who meets certain conditons 2. Then they will scan the QR code using WeChat or 1. Contact a WeChat user 2. Have user open WeChat, search for "WeChat Team", tap "account", and select "Help Friend Register" 3. Have WeChat user enter the mobile phone number.

So that what I'm getting.

Same here if someone can help out I can't sign up to WeChat.

**Redf1331** · 07-07-20 01:19

Originally Posted by NiteWolf [View Original Post]

I just sign up on WeChat. Well I can't completely, because the verification it asking for either Contact a WeChat user who meets certain conditons 2. Then they will scan the QR code using WeChat or 1. Contact a WeChat user 2. Have user open WeChat, search for "WeChat Team", tap "account", and select "Help Friend Register" 3. Have WeChat user enter the mobile phone number.

So that what I'm getting.

Yup, just signed up and same thing is being asked of me.

I guess those of you who got the app a while back got to avoid this newer security update.

Would appreciate if someone could verify us on wechat.

Thanks!