Escort Reports

[Jc2490]

Saw her many times several years ago and then lost touch. Saw her again this past winter and she definitely remembered me. She is a few years older now and a few pounds heavier but the game was still good. As I only generally do BBJ she knew what to do right away and seemed eager (not rushed) to renew our friendship. She takes direction super well and if you give her a heads up when you're going to blow she will deep throat it and hold it for a while until you are done. Once it's over she's pretty much ready for you to go, which is fine with me as I'm generally not one to hang around for small talk. Overall looks are still decent and her head game is still good. Don't know if I will see her again as I've ridden the train many times and always looking for new.

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Jada has a few different numbers. Each of them will work sometimes. I saw her a couple months ago and can tell you that she is looking pretty rough these days. Even though she looked like hell, she was showered.

[Go Pack]

Why did you stay? I would have just walked out!

[Coochie Eater]

My bad, bruh. It was wasn't my intention to upset you.

Best of luck going forward.

When I wrote: Coochie (follow your own fucking advice, asshole) Eater, that was to myself. I'm full of sage advice that flies right out the window when encountering Black Women's DSL or wet pussy.

Coochie (Still not following his own advice) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[JohnGalt34]

I can't remember where I read it, but some guy was complaining that he had wired money to Sydney Capri to arrange a date. She No-Called-No-Showed on this sucker. Imagine that, a former porn star, now high end hooker scammed some guy for his money.

Given the shitty performance most of us have received from a variety of providers, we should all get in the habit of paying half up front, and half when we're happy. "I don't do that!" I can hear them snap. If you walk, they'll reconsider by the time you hit the hotel hallway. Flash the cash, and tell them how WE pay. They know we got the fee and half is theirs when they begin. They also know the other half is in our pants pocket or sock or wherever we keep the balance. If they can't work with that, we can fucking walk. Do we do that?

HELL NO! We drop our wad, then come to this board to complain about shitty service. C'Mon. Guys. Remember the golden rule: The guy with the GOLD makes the RULES.

Hey! Does Coochie follow this advice? Not on your fucking life. If I get a half-hardon, get some pheromones in my nose and see some black nipples, I open my fucking wallet like a rube at the state fair.

Coochie (follow your own fucking advice, asshole) Eater.

God Bless You All.

My bad, bruh. It was wasn't my intention to upset you.

Best of luck going forward.

[Coochie Eater]

Alright sick fucks. I have just stumbled across the most amazing hooker cum porn star wannabe ever. She sees herself as a true freak / sloth / whole / porn star and she wants a bunch of new clients. Some maybe to film with. I said I know a pretty good crew that would love to help her out.

She is small, prolly 5'3" or 5'4", small tits with nice nipples, mid to late 20's. She is very pretty with coppery / bronze skin. She likes the following: being choked, nipple twisting and pulling, giving oral, fucking, anal. Being spanked, being tied up, getting oral, making guys cum, getting fucked outdoors, older men, race play, dirty talk, FIV, FIA, getting rimmed, having her face slapped while giving head, having her hair pulled, kissing, PSE, GFE and everything I didn't mention.

I promised her I would get her 10 guys. So tomorrow I will post some pics of her so you can see exactly who she is and some of the fine family-friendly activities I've mentioned. She may be interested in becoming a pro-sub, so if any of you assholes are into domination, she could be the one for you.

Anyway, Let's have 10 of you PM me before posting the pics. I'll talk to her about a promotional reward for you mongers that request digits prior to posting pics.

One caveat: She only likes older men, 45+. If you're younger but can pass for older, who's checking I'd's?

Cooche (on the prowl) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[HuntingStreets]

I sent her $80 on CashApp for pictures last week. She already had lists of content she was supposedly offering. I asked her to send it to an email, she claimed it wouldn't send right. Then she supposedly had the email wrong. She made new postings this week saying the number was messing up, she had a new number, and anyone she was previously talking to should message her new number. I've gotten a response from her implying she will send it today, but it's also been over an hour and I still haven't gotten content. I'll update this if I get anything, but for now I'd caution against spending any money for her that isn't in person. Generally, I never would spend money before seeing someone, but I'm trying to keep my business mostly online now, as I have pre-existing conditions in the new world of COVID.

I'm mostly trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, because if she was ripping me off, she could just block me instead of responding. That said, I still haven't gotten anything yet, and it's honestly frustrating to keep getting messages from her when sending an email shouldn't be that hard. If you can't access the internet, don't offer it

Bro, absolutely no offense intended, we all blow our money different ways, but $80 seems really steep for pics unless maybe it's a custom made porno. Maybe. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Snapchat are FILLED with chicks selling content for like $10 a month through Only Fans. Granted some are only lingerie or implieds but there are still tons of nudes out there.

HS.

[Coochie Eater]

There is one women alive who I would send money to before being in the same room as themand she already turn me down, as she is married with kids. LOL.

To all future posters, you're better off putting your life savings into a single penny stock than giving it to a provider before meeting. Once she has the money, there is no reason to see you.

I can't remember where I read it, but some guy was complaining that he had wired money to Sydney Capri to arrange a date. She No-Called-No-Showed on this sucker. Imagine that, a former porn star, now high end hooker scammed some guy for his money.

Given the shitty performance most of us have received from a variety of providers, we should all get in the habit of paying half up front, and half when we're happy. "I don't do that!" I can hear them snap. If you walk, they'll reconsider by the time you hit the hotel hallway. Flash the cash, and tell them how WE pay. They know we got the fee and half is theirs when they begin. They also know the other half is in our pants pocket or sock or wherever we keep the balance. If they can't work with that, we can fucking walk. Do we do that?

HELL NO! We drop our wad, then come to this board to complain about shitty service. C'Mon. Guys. Remember the golden rule: The guy with the GOLD makes the RULES.

Hey! Does Coochie follow this advice? Not on your fucking life. If I get a half-hardon, get some pheromones in my nose and see some black nipples, I open my fucking wallet like a rube at the state fair.

Coochie (follow your own fucking advice, asshole) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[JohnGalt34]

I sent her $80 on CashApp for pictures last week. She already had lists of content she was supposedly offering. I asked her to send it to an email, she claimed it wouldn't send right. Then she supposedly had the email wrong. She made new postings this week saying the number was messing up, she had a new number, and anyone she was previously talking to should message her new number. I've gotten a response from her implying she will send it today, but it's also been over an hour and I still haven't gotten content. I'll update this if I get anything, but for now I'd caution against spending any money for her that isn't in person. Generally, I never would spend money before seeing someone, but I'm trying to keep my business mostly online now, as I have pre-existing conditions in the new world of COVID.

I'm mostly trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, because if she was ripping me off, she could just block me instead of responding. That said, I still haven't gotten anything yet, and it's honestly frustrating to keep getting messages from her when sending an email shouldn't be that hard. If you can't access the internet, don't offer it.

There is one women alive who I would send money to before being in the same room as them—and she already turn me down, as she is married with kids. LOL.

To all future posters, you're better off putting your life savings into a single penny stock than giving it to a provider before meeting. Once she has the money, there is no reason to see you.

[WillowRut]

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...e/280456767499

If you want the most disgusting fuck. Here it is. Filthy place [Deleted by Admin]. Smells and promised to be showered. Well she did in January.

Had to try to fuck on dirty clothes. Gross. Don't do it.

[Double Life]

A good hooker will Coke duche then warm water baby oil anal duche. Bring your own supplies if you must.

I believe that is the biggest difference in price point. The providers that are clean and do the proper hygiene are on the higher end. Had one girl show me her tricks of cleaning her pussy LOL. And that is one thing I can tell the pros do they take care of their most valuable asset.

[Coochie Eater]

Smelly cheese tastes better, I don't think that holds true for pussy. I think some of these girls are too fucked up to pay attention or have gotten used to being dirty. I dragged this one chic home from a bar in a different state and I'm glad I gave her the finger test. I literally puked from the smell. How the fuck do some women not know they are rank?

I used to work for a large clothing marketer. One of their layout people, who set up photo shoots and designed pages for their catalog was a middle aged woman who smelled of cooking garbage. Son of a * This babe was earning $50,000+ back in the 80's and I couldn't stand to be on the elevator with her. I worked with another woman who, when she finished her shift, would leave her odor on her chair. How rotten is your crotch that it permeates your panties and jeans?

Needless to say, in an effort not to be sued, the management never addressed this. I'm trying to imagine a conversation where you have an employee of some intelligence who needs to be counseled on personal hygiene. I mean what do you say to Rosalind Rottencroch? Um, a little late getting out of the barn today?".

Thankfully, our option is much easier "Get your stank whole ass outa this car!

Coochie (don't like no smelly pussy) Eater.

God Bless You All.

A guy gets on an elevator with an amazingly beautiful woman. After a couple of floors he says "Excuse me Ma'am. Can I smell your pussy?

"Certainly not!" she screams at him.

He shrugs and says "Oh, must be your pussy."

[ART1990]

https://racine.skipthegames.com/fema...r/504515649528

Can't find any reports on this particular Lynn. Definitely not the 28 she states in her ad.

I sent her $80 on CashApp for pictures last week. She already had lists of content she was supposedly offering. I asked her to send it to an email, she claimed it wouldn't send right. Then she supposedly had the email wrong. She made new postings this week saying the number was messing up, she had a new number, and anyone she was previously talking to should message her new number. I've gotten a response from her implying she will send it today, but it's also been over an hour and I still haven't gotten content. I'll update this if I get anything, but for now I'd caution against spending any money for her that isn't in person. Generally, I never would spend money before seeing someone, but I'm trying to keep my business mostly online now, as I have pre-existing conditions in the new world of COVID.

I'm mostly trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, because if she was ripping me off, she could just block me instead of responding. That said, I still haven't gotten anything yet, and it's honestly frustrating to keep getting messages from her when sending an email shouldn't be that hard. If you can't access the internet, don't offer it.

[WiscMan039]

I saw her ad and texted asking for BBJ only and donation. She quoted $40 which I thought was reasonable. Okay hotel in Bayshore area and she was waiting for me outside smoking a cig. Went in and stripped down and she jumped on bed and was giving me long slow head. I really enjoyed it and she even stopped a few times to make it last a little longer. She let me CIM and I got out of there. I went to see her a few weeks later and she was at a hotel off Silver Spring (think yikes) and I wasn't comfortable going there so we did a car date. It was just okay and not nearly as good as the first time. I would say overall she is pretty scary looking. She might weigh 90 lbs at most and looks like the habit has been super hard on her. She's nice enough but a lot of caveats with this one.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...n/846066936454

[WiscMan039]

I know she's been reviewed many times but thought I would add my two cents as well. This one. LOL. She's tough to look at, let's just be honest about that. And I haven't seen her in a year or so, I can't imagine it's gotten any better. But. She absolutely loves to suck cock and knows her way around a dick. She will pretty much let you do whatever you want as far as BBJ goes and definitely lets you shoot it down her throat. Her hosting location is always an adventure, but never had any issues with getting ghosted, getting robbed, or anything like that. She's actually a sweet girl but has had a really rough life from what I can see. However, if you really want someone that knows how to suck cock on the cheap ($40 for me usually) she's a can't miss.

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[WiscMan039]

Saw her many times several years ago and then lost touch. Saw her again this past winter and she definitely remembered me. She is a few years older now and a few pounds heavier but the game was still good. As I only generally do BBJ she knew what to do right away and seemed eager (not rushed) to renew our friendship. She takes direction super well and if you give her a heads up when you're going to blow she will deep throat it and hold it for a while until you are done. Once it's over she's pretty much ready for you to go, which is fine with me as I'm generally not one to hang around for small talk. Overall looks are still decent and her head game is still good. Don't know if I will see her again as I've ridden the train many times and always looking for new.

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