Escort Reports

[Eddies Pickle]

Smelly cheese tastes better, I don't think that holds true for pussy. I think some of these girls are too fucked up to pay attention or have gotten used to being dirty. I dragged this one chic home from a bar in a different state and I'm glad I gave her the finger test. I literally puked from the smell. How the fuck do some women not know they are rank?

Could be fermented cum, I know a guy who won't see a girl unless she douches and yes he brings his own supply. I don't get some girls either especially the ones that have ass reek, If your doing k9 and they know their shitter smells like a zoo, it's repulsive.

[Ps1999]

However are price in my opinion keeps her low volume so you have a working relationship with her being you already got another visit scheduled thus leaves less time to take on new clients.

168 hours in a week. Plenty of time.

[Go Pack]

https://racine.skipthegames.com/fema...r/504515649528

Can't find any reports on this particular Lynn. Definitely not the 28 she states in her ad.

But didn't go see her because she was one of the hotels at 13th & College.

[Wenceslas]

https://racine.skipthegames.com/fema...r/504515649528

Can't find any reports on this particular Lynn. Definitely not the 28 she states in her ad.

[DewAngel]

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...i/548816990733

Had a fun time with this lady. Everything was covered though. She did allow daty if you're into that. She pounces alright like nonstop and in a good way. Felt great. Had to tell her to stop so we can do other positions. I do recommend and would repeat. 160 hhr was the dmg. I'd say that was a good range for her service. Her place downtown is also very nice and clean.

[MilTown151]

Either or. It wasn't fishy, just not pleasant. It was hot outside so maybe it was the heat that had it a little tart. I'm new to the escort scene, so I usually just get straight to it. I don't go in thinking foreplay. A little sucky sucky, a little bang bang skeet skeet and I'm out. A guy I once knew said smelly pussy tastes better. Never tried to find out if he was right. To each is own I guess. But, point taken, if there is a shower right there, I'll ask her to hop in and freshen that thing up for me. Do baby wipes work? I was thinking some of these ladies might need an adult extra strength wipe, baby wipe might not cut it.

Smelly cheese tastes better, I don't think that holds true for pussy. I think some of these girls are too fucked up to pay attention or have gotten used to being dirty. I dragged this one chic home from a bar in a different state and I'm glad I gave her the finger test. I literally puked from the smell. How the fuck do some women not know they are rank?

[FlipNDip]

Really? What stunk? Her ass or pussy? I like showering with women, but for her look and price she should be fresh, girls used to smell like condoms, now you never know what you're going to get, I'm traumatized everytime I feed my fish now. Last little spinner smelled exactly like like fish flakes, I keep baby wipes in car for them to use, I think they stink on purpose to avoid full service, if they freshened up they could make more, she has a room with a shower so there's no excuse, but I'd shower with her and wash her, soap up that ass and eat it, it's also relaxing and you can break the ice with a hot shower, get foreplay started.

Either or. It wasn't fishy, just not pleasant. It was hot outside so maybe it was the heat that had it a little tart. I'm new to the escort scene, so I usually just get straight to it. I don't go in thinking foreplay. A little sucky sucky, a little bang bang skeet skeet and I'm out. A guy I once knew said smelly pussy tastes better. Never tried to find out if he was right. To each is own I guess. But, point taken, if there is a shower right there, I'll ask her to hop in and freshen that thing up for me. Do baby wipes work? I was thinking some of these ladies might need an adult extra strength wipe, baby wipe might not cut it.

[VikingPride]

Coochie, I must say, your posts would hands down win the most entertaining award,.

Coochie should have been a writer. I like chocolate with sauerkraut line had me rollin. What a classy line. Speaking of sauerkraut anybody remember the SW Maggie? All this talk about being distinguished on here lately got me real horney so I had to go out and remind myself how classy I am by picking up the most classy SW / escort out there. Old butter faced Maggie. She is about 50 now with some missing teeth and sounds like a grandma when she talks. Thought she disappeared from the face of the earth but she is back. Went to her very classy incall off of 16th and L, we engaged in a intellectually stimulating conversation to a very high degree then I straddled her face as she laid down and face fucked her. Shot my load all over her face. She loves it. She is always down for a good face pounding.

[PipeLayerDaddy]

I had the fortunate pleasure of hosting the lovely Alizee Lynette again this afternoon. Without providing too much detail. She showed up in a cute crop top and short SHORT jean shorts looking hot as can be. She took a shower at my place and came out in an amazing outfit looking even hotter. We had fun and said our usual pleasantries and she was out the door. I have an amazing time every time she comes over. Can't wait for next time. Anyone who has not seen her is missing out.

However are price in my opinion keeps her low volume so you have a working relationship with her being you already got another visit scheduled thus leaves less time to take on new clients.

[GioX 68]

Gave Sasha a jingle - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...c/331785665052.

45 minutes later I was at her downtown hotel getting busy. The set up went smoothly. Got to her hotel room and she greeted me in a one piece bikini. The hotel room was a small double queen bed, bath. It was all clear in there, besides the aroma of Mary Jane. I jumped out of my clothes and onto the bed that had a fresh condom lying on it. She unsnapped her swim suit from the crotch area and exposed a lovely apple bottom. Maybe that was a onesie? Anywho, she grabbed the condom, tore it open and put it on my limp noodle ass peter and sucked started the hell out it. Mouth skills, excellent! I was ready to go and she instructs me to get up as she points that beautiful ass in my direction. I go at it, doggystyle, pounding away. That ass is a sight to see. Take your hands off it and watch the motion of that ass as you stroke it. Just beautiful. A little smelly but, not too bad. I don't DATY so whatever. CFS and CBJ $180 hhr. A little steep but I was bored. Her pictures are real just those social media app filters. She said she wasn't going to be in town long, heading to Chicago next. I would give her a go if she is still here.

Really? What stunk? Her ass or pussy? I like showering with women, but for her look and price she should be fresh, girls used to smell like condoms, now you never know what you're going to get, I'm traumatized everytime I feed my fish now. Last little spinner smelled exactly like like fish flakes, I keep baby wipes in car for them to use, I think they stink on purpose to avoid full service, if they freshened up they could make more, she has a room with a shower so there's no excuse, but I'd shower with her and wash her, soap up that ass and eat it, it's also relaxing and you can break the ice with a hot shower, get foreplay started.

[OldGuy414]

Okay, without going into the whole damn story, I've met Audree Jaymes. I didn't get a chance to fuck her or eat her delightful chocolate pussy. She's had her nose fixed since I met her, and I can't say it's an improvement. She was cute as hell 15 years ago.

Anyway, she now charges $750 an hour to spend time with her. Not bad for a little black girl from Mequon.

But this I can guarantee. Her pussy feels exactly the same as the deaf street walker up on Lisbon. Sure, there are women that have had 14 kids and haven't done their Kegels, but for the most part pussy is pussy. When it comes down to blowjobs, it's all about technique. The cutest babe can give the shittiest blowjob, but when your grandma take her falsies out and sucks hard, GAHDAM that's some good shit.

So the only thing that makes a woman worth $750 an hour is marketing. Beautiful black former pornstar - $750. Cracked out hype on Greenfield - $20, plus tip if she's good. If you can afford to drop $1,000 for someone who's been filmed fucking, god bless you. One got filmed fucking, Greenfield Gobbler didn't - $20 plus tip.

I wrote a lengthy answer on how to cruise for SW's to a new guy. I've finally figured out why I like the streets vs massage parlors. I have a fucking death wish and the danger, (STDs, LEO, boyfriends, rip-offs, etc) makes cruising worthwhile. So who the fuck knows why any of you guys like what you like. Some of us like chocolate cake, others of us like sauer kraut. Go figure.

Coochie (Likes chocolate cake with sauer kraut) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Coochie, I must say, your posts would hands down win the most entertaining award,.

[BeanieErik]

Not a good experience. Too many bad things to say about this one. Just don't do it. Trust me.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...k/805574600057

[Jc2490]

Gave Sasha a jingle - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...c/331785665052.

45 minutes later I was at her downtown hotel getting busy. The set up went smoothly. Got to her hotel room and she greeted me in a one piece bikini. The hotel room was a small double queen bed, bath. It was all clear in there, besides the aroma of Mary Jane. I jumped out of my clothes and onto the bed that had a fresh condom lying on it. She unsnapped her swim suit from the crotch area and exposed a lovely apple bottom. Maybe that was a onesie? Anywho, she grabbed the condom, tore it open and put it on my limp noodle ass peter and sucked started the hell out it. Mouth skills, excellent! I was ready to go and she instructs me to get up as she points that beautiful ass in my direction. I go at it, doggystyle, pounding away. That ass is a sight to see. Take your hands off it and watch the motion of that ass as you stroke it. Just beautiful. A little smelly but, not too bad. I don't DATY so whatever. CFS and CBJ $180 hhr. A little steep but I was bored. Her pictures are real just those social media app filters. She said she wasn't going to be in town long, heading to Chicago next. I would give her a go if she is still here.

I'm sorry, but for $180 for a half hour, that pussy had better be smelling like roses. Just my opinion.

[FlyWay]

Must be something you said. She is pretty well reviewed. I think she's a drama queen and a time waster. Never met a bf with a club.

Its true and your either her pimp or luck to get away with it.

[JohnSmith2196]

Must be something you said. She is pretty well reviewed. I think she's a drama queen and a time waster. Never met a bf with a club.

She has a big BF with a club. You got away with it.