Massage Parlor Reports

[JoGar]

I have another idea. Create a second bank account, then if you get your pay direct deposit split it and send 20 bucks a week to the alternate account each payday then slowly increase it over time, within a few months you have a hundred or so a week going to the second account with nobody being the wiser, make sure you have paperless statements and nobody besides you will even know the account exists. Thus leaving you to take the money out each week without having to answer for it.

One of the cleanest ways is to get $40-60 cash back at Walmart if you're getting groceries or whatever. Then just throw away the receipt.

[Niteluvr]

Figured we needed a post in this thread that is actually on topic and contributes to the board so here goes.

Second trip to No 1 massage may be my last. First visit was great so I repeated. Got Katie this time. Small and thin girl. Younger but wearing a mask so hard to determine age. Lots of good teasing to start so I knew things would end well. The flip came 30 min in but based on previous experience I wasn't concerned. She teased and did a nice job of taking her time. Then she starts to talk money. Uh oh. I hate when they do that. Asked for $200 and I started to get off the table. WTF? I told her I had $120 and held firm on that. More than my norm but figured I would make her earn it. She finally agreed and we ended up having a very nice time. She followed my instructions well and had no problem with my hands and lips roaming wherever I liked. She spent the last 30 min earning every penny. She took her time and I really did enjoy it.

May not be back simply for the GPS syndrome that seems to be settling in there. The girls are hot and the service was above what I usually spend $100 on but I fucking hate the negotiations on the table.

Was $120 house fee + tip or just the tip?

[Niteluvr]

Anything up with Yuki off 75/285? Saw an interesting ad for it.

How about posting the ad.

[MassageAwesome]

Figured we needed a post in this thread that is actually on topic and contributes to the board so here goes.

Second trip to No 1 massage may be my last. First visit was great so I repeated. Got Katie this time. Small and thin girl. Younger but wearing a mask so hard to determine age. Lots of good teasing to start so I knew things would end well. The flip came 30 min in but based on previous experience I wasn't concerned. She teased and did a nice job of taking her time. Then she starts to talk money. Uh oh. I hate when they do that. Asked for $200 and I started to get off the table. WTF? I told her I had $120 and held firm on that. More than my norm but figured I would make her earn it. She finally agreed and we ended up having a very nice time. She followed my instructions well and had no problem with my hands and lips roaming wherever I liked. She spent the last 30 min earning every penny. She took her time and I really did enjoy it.

May not be back simply for the GPS syndrome that seems to be settling in there. The girls are hot and the service was above what I usually spend $100 on but I fucking hate the negotiations on the table.

Looks like this place going to be the next Holiday Spa. Amy teaching them GPS 101.

[MassageAwesome]

Anything up with Yuki off 75/285? Saw an interesting ad for it.

Haven't been in awhile. I'm sure Grace still owns the place. Nice ass on her. When I saw her last it ended up DIY. I also has to clean up myself afterwards. I had a horrible time and didn't tip. She chased me out and ask for a tip. I'm surprised they're still open.

[Bigsqueeze]

I didn't run on a damn middle management hamster wheel for 35 years in punishing dead end industry to let anyone else advise me on my on WTF to do with with my income. Somewhat selfish, self centered, arrogant prick? Yes, that would be me.

Sometimes I wish there was a "like" or "upvote" button. High five, brother.

[MunchMacoochie]

Anything up with Yuki off 75/285? Saw an interesting ad for it.

[MunchMacoochie]

Anyone who has had success here and would share either by post or PM, I would appreciate the feedback.

Have seen Tiffany and Lisa and while the massages have been good, no shot on anything else.

Their messages are almost identical, so they must have "taught" each other the old could be tease at the end to get to 90 minutes. Did that with Tiffany and got nowhere after.

FYI, they charge $50 for soft and medium and $60 for hard. One of the few remaining places to still offer the $10 coconut oil (eventually going to tell them that we can use it on JR only).

While I was there, they stayed busy. Not sure how as it was all dudes and no ladies.

Again, PM if needed.

Kelly was the best there. I miss her terribly.

[People Pleasur]

Figured we needed a post in this thread that is actually on topic and contributes to the board so here goes.

Second trip to No 1 massage may be my last. First visit was great so I repeated. Got Katie this time. Small and thin girl. Younger but wearing a mask so hard to determine age. Lots of good teasing to start so I knew things would end well. The flip came 30 min in but based on previous experience I wasn't concerned. She teased and did a nice job of taking her time. Then she starts to talk money. Uh oh. I hate when they do that. Asked for $200 and I started to get off the table. WTF? I told her I had $120 and held firm on that. More than my norm but figured I would make her earn it. She finally agreed and we ended up having a very nice time. She followed my instructions well and had no problem with my hands and lips roaming wherever I liked. She spent the last 30 min earning every penny. She took her time and I really did enjoy it.

May not be back simply for the GPS syndrome that seems to be settling in there. The girls are hot and the service was above what I usually spend $100 on but I fucking hate the negotiations on the table.

[People Pleasur]

I got a free massage again game.

We sure are happy for you. I'm sure the dude that rubbed you down had a good time too.

[AcWorthDude]

You guys are a bunch of cowards. All you have to do is handle the money in your household. Pay bills online (no mail) and get your bank statements online (no mail). Why let your wives get involved in household finance. If my wife wants to buy something, I tell her yes or no that we have the money. Let her get her own credit cards to buy whatever she wants, but you pay the bill. Once she hits her limit, she can't blame it on you. My feeling is to take charge of your wives and don't be pussies. I know this will be hard for those of you who are under 50 who are already pussywhipped.

Meh. See it however you want.

[People Pleasur]

You guys are a bunch of cowards. All you have to do is handle the money in your household. Pay bills online (no mail) and get your bank statements online (no mail). Why let your wives get involved in household finance. If my wife wants to buy something, I tell her yes or no that we have the money. Let her get her own credit cards to buy whatever she wants, but you pay the bill. Once she hits her limit, she can't blame it on you. My feeling is to take charge of your wives and don't be pussies. I know this will be hard for those of you who are under 50 who are already pussywhipped.

Please take this shit to the "Rants and Raves" thread as it contributes nothing to the topic here.

[YesTheyDo]

I got every week, except she's on "vacation". It's a different game I guess

That's not what she said.

[TJones0685]

$40 to get in $20 after that for the rest of the year and lot of play time lot of free massages definitely a lot of sex but for those who have game only enjoy I used to give girls massages all day long there 100%but naked both of us and of course full service sometimes three girls one after the other good luck for those that have game.

This is news to me. 1763 seems like a place to receive the opposite of a massage. But I only went maybe a few times with some wipper-snappers.

[TJones0685]

You guys are a bunch of cowards. All you have to do is handle the money in your household. Pay bills online (no mail) and get your bank statements online (no mail). Why let your wives get involved in household finance. If my wife wants to buy something, I tell her yes or no that we have the money. Let her get her own credit cards to buy whatever she wants, but you pay the bill. Once she hits her limit, she can't blame it on you. My feeling is to take charge of your wives and don't be pussies. I know this will be hard for those of you who are under 50 who are already pussywhipped.

Jesus Christ. The 1950's called and they want their attitude back. If we were taking charge of our wives, we probably wouldn't need to be here. Probably / Possibly. Also, wives are things to take charge of, their people that deserve not to be treated like a teenage child. That being said, some of us get bored and like to be entertained. Sometimes, we don't want potentially hurt feelings to get in the way. Does that make us cowards, no. Dose that make us monsters or bad people, don't know, I probably should care. At the end of the day, yes, getting extra cash back is a greate method, especially when no one cares to lok at the receipt. One problem is, some stores are starting to indicate the cash back amount on the transaction. That could make it hard to launder your money. The best method is, have a separate account that some of your paycheck is automatically deposited too. Tell her it's for savings for some stupid kid or something. I already had one before I was married, so it's easier to keep hidden.