Strip Club Reports

[JadooMazar]

Decided to try out some of the clubs today afternoon from 2-5 and was completely disappointed. Started with Cricket, could not find a way to get to the parking lot due to construction digging as others have reported. After driving around a couple of times I gave up on Cricket and headed to FC. Temp check at FC. FC was mostly dead around 2:30. Saw 4 to 6 girls with zero energy and 8 or so guys sitting. 2 girls had face masks. After getting a beer hung out for few minutes and then decided to leave. Headed to LS. LS also had temp check. LS had 4 girls I could see and about 12 patrons. Ordered a beer and chatted with a couple of girls, 1st quoted 400 and other quoted 350. Whew I was like WTF NO thanks! Seems like girls know currently the guys are horny with the stay at home for last 2-3 months and will pay anything. I finished my beer and left. Hope the rates get back to normal in the next few weeks when more girls start showing up.

[K Plank]

I've been itching for some fun at the SC lately and a flip of a coin led me to Bogarts. No temp check or talk of masks at the door. There was one tall blonde with Bolt on's and a tiny head on stage but no other dancers to be found. After the blonde's time onstage there was no dancer to replace her! I quickly drank my beer and left for Henry's. Upon leaving I found out Bogies only had 2 dancers.

Henry's had no one at the door, but there were about 4-5 dancers in view which was nice. I was approached by Nicole an auburn haired white girl with tats. I have seen her before but I was running short on time. I went back for a few dances and ended up with digits for otc fun. Has anyone experienced her otc?

I'm thinking I may wait another week or so before I head back to the clubs. Maybe there will actually be some dancers!

[HoldenCaul]

Uhh no. He paid 10 bucks cover and 30 for a booth instead of a free table. There was no VIP mentioned. Cover has always been ten bucks at night.

No mention of VIP eh, wow. I am speechless. Have a great weekend.

[PacoTaco]

Just left about 10 customers and 5 dancers. Bianca, summer and Kendall. Kendall is hot 20 great body perky tits and ass. Clean dances only it was a hard pass LOL.

[BumLick1]

Let's go to the source material to see if you're reading that right. "we go back to the VIP, I pay the guy $40.00. ".

My conclusion is yes, you are reading that right.

Uhh no. He paid 10 bucks cover and 30 for a booth instead of a free table. There was no VIP mentioned. Cover has always been ten bucks at night.

[NockUowt]

Yea, I think I remember that, was hoping someone had an actual VIP experience with her and had a different result. But I'm going to avoid her.

Saw her years ago. VIP experience was good but I think she's not local lately. I see she's selling videos, etc. Like many others. Her price point is high last I was aware.

[Nes86]

Search the thread and you will find reports that she scammed at least one member out of money for personal videos that were never sent.

Yea, I think I remember that, was hoping someone had an actual VIP experience with her and had a different result. But I'm going to avoid her.

[WinterKnight]

I'm out of town, if anyone happens to go to VIP with a pretty brunette in PINK outfit please PM me the details, been trying to catch that one for a while but she had moved to out of state clubs, she advertises as hopiexx on the gram.

Search the thread and you will find reports that she scammed at least one member out of money for personal videos that were never sent.

[Studly77]

I decided to spend from 1 - 4 (5 if necessary) at three clubs, one hour each- H8 N, Bogs, Criket. Here is the report:

H8 N. Walked in right around 1, and same as last week got the temp check and he asked if I had a mask, brought my own so all good. I noticed significantly less mask wearing this week compared to last. Sat at the bar got a beer and looked around. 3 girls, 10-15 customers, not looking good. Saw the white brunette in late 30's can never remember her name, and 2 others I didn't recognize but didn't look good anyway. One was dancing and seemed like a mix, big, make that fat, ass and big all around. Beer drained, ordered another. Finished that one and now we're 45 minutes in with no action in sight. No one was even dancing any more, I was considering tall brunette but she was latched on to another monger. Cut my losses, got a pass to Bogs, and headed out

Just and observation for clarification. I tried the Cricket today. I came from the west but that is a no go. You have to go to the second side-street (east side) off Michigan Ave. This is the street by the motel and they have a sign up the says: Cricket with an arrow. I gave up for a couple of reasons. All that construction nonsense is just irritating and I did not want to walk into the club in a bad mood. That would have been just a waste of money since I would not have enjoyed myself. And as you get older you don't always feel good all the time so I called it a day and turned around from the construction and never went in.

[Nes86]

I'm out of town, if anyone happens to go to VIP with a pretty brunette in PINK outfit please PM me the details, been trying to catch that one for a while but she had moved to out of state clubs, she advertises as hopiexx on the gram.

[HoldenCaul]

I'm I reading that right. VIP cover is $40??

Let's go to the source material to see if you're reading that right. "we go back to the VIP, I pay the guy $40.00. ".

My conclusion is yes, you are reading that right.

[WinterKnight]

I'm I reading that right. VIP cover is $40??

I read $10 cover, plus $30 booth, equals $40 in. Plus the drink and tip.

[PipersPit]

Below is a recap of my recent visit to BT's Saturday night -.

I arrived around 7:15 or so and parked at the adjacent parking lot. I have never been there during the night shift before and when I entered I just stood there until a bouncer directed me to pay the $10.00 cover. I did that and then was asked where I would like to be seated, and I told him a booth. He seated me and charged me $30.00 for the booth, so 2 minutes in and I am down $40.00. I sat there and a waitress came up and took my order of a Coke and promptly came back a few minutes later. I think the drink was $7. 95 and I tipped her $5.

I'm I reading that right. VIP cover is $40??

[HoldenCaul]

I decided to spend from 1 - 4 (5 if necessary) at three clubs, one hour each- H8 N, Bogs, Criket. Here is the report:

H8 N. Walked in right around 1, and same as last week got the temp check and he asked if I had a mask, brought my own so all good. I noticed significantly less mask wearing this week compared to last. Sat at the bar got a beer and looked around. 3 girls, 10-15 customers, not looking good. Saw the white brunette in late 30's can never remember her name, and 2 others I didn't recognize but didn't look good anyway. One was dancing and seemed like a mix, big, make that fat, ass and big all around. Beer drained, ordered another. Finished that one and now we're 45 minutes in with no action in sight. No one was even dancing any more, I was considering tall brunette but she was latched on to another monger. Cut my losses, got a pass to Bogs, and headed out.

Bogs. No temp check nor did he ask me if I had a mask, just took my card and waved me in. Sat at the bar, ordered a beer. Place was more crowded than H8, likely because Tuesday is Bogs day of the week, 15-20 customers and around 4 or 5 girls. One looked pretty cute whe was dancing but soon disappeared to the back area behind the stage to sit with a monger. On beer #2, a light skinned AA or maybe a mix sat down next to me and started chatting. She looked decent, in her 20's, body looked good, etc. Just wasn't feeling it with her. She never asked about the VIP and neither did I, she got called to the stage anyway so that was that. I was holding out for the first one I saw to emerge but she never did while I was there. Saw another old bag I don't like (blonde) and really no other options that I coould see. Finished beer #2, and headed out. Now it's 2:30.

Criket. First off, the road behind Criket is totally torn up, with little to no logic as to how to get through the mess. After trying to get in from the east, I had to turn and go all the way back around to the west to get into the parking lot. Once parked and in the door, got the temp check and he asked if I had a mask. Now, he told me make sure to wear the mask when you are not seated. Noticed a lot more mask wearing and enforcement at Criket. Sat at the bar, upped my game to a Titos and soda since it was looking like it would be a drinking afternoon rather than a mongering one. Might as well load up before I get home. Looked around. Not very busy, 5-10 customers but 5-6 girls so ratio was better. Dream (AA, young, cute, great body) sits down next to me and is wearing a mask. Never took the mask off in 15 minutes of talking to her. I already knew I was not going to take her back because I've done that before and had an underwhelming experience. She never asked, either, she got called up to the stage. The other dancers, I didn't recognize, so I ordered one more drink contemplating going to FC, BT's, or maybe LS next since time was still on my side. Then Elizabeth (white, early 30's, great body, cute face) emerges from the VIP, wow, a sight for sore eyes. She comes right over, we chat and catch up (no mask), and we're off to the VIP for our usual fun (seniors can DM for details). Had a great time with her as usual and I will be back next week to see her again.

That's it, have fun, stay safe, peace out.

[HoldenCaul]

Below is a recap of my recent visit to BT's Saturday night -.

I arrived around 7:15 or so and parked at the adjacent parking lot. I have never been there during the night shift before and when I entered I just stood there until a bouncer directed me to pay the $10.00 cover. I did that and then was asked where I would like to be seated, and I told him a booth. He seated me and charged me $30.00 for the booth, so 2 minutes in and I am down $40.00. I sat there and a waitress came up and took my order of a Coke and promptly came back a few minutes later. I think the drink was $7. 95 and I tipped her $5.

I'm sitting there enjoying my drink looking around and I noticed there were quite a few customers. A few had on a face mask, but most did not. During my entire stay I was never asked about a face mask and I didn't see any of the dancers wearing one. The inner Jade / Kitana / Mileena (a nod to those of you who have or still do play Mortal Kombat) fetish of mine will have to be put on hold for another time.

There were maybe 6 dancers who eventually trickled there way in between 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM. I didn't count but I believe there were more waitresses / servers / bartenders than there were dancers. The DJ kept touting throughout the night that "BT's is back" but I don't think the dancers received the memo. The ones who were there were not quite my type as I prefer petite woman. Half of them were larger size if that's your thing, one was tall and slim but looked older, and then there was a small petite brunette. I sat there a long time before being approached by anyone and I politely told the one or two that did that I was waiting for someone. That someone being someone other than them, I just didn't know who yet.

I watched the dancers cycle through and I kept trying to grab the attention of the small brunette. She would make her way around the venue but would always skip an entire section. Eventually I noticed she was on her way back to the dressing room at which point I got up and told her she was a good dancer and asked if she wanted to come back to my booth. She said "sure" and followed me. We made some small talk, and I told her I was hoping to get her attention. She slipped out that one of her "outcall" customers was there to see her and she spent a lot of time catering to him; more on that later. I also found out that her name was Nadia.

Anyways, I asked her does she go back to VIP and she said she does. She asked if I wanted lap dances and I told her that I was looking for extras. She asked specifically what I wanted and I told her, the only thing that was off limits was anal according to her. I told her I don't do that anyways and was glad we had a mutual understanding.

So we go back to the VIP, I pay the guy $40.00 for doing absolutely nothing, and we enter. She starts to perform a BBBJ until they call her name to come up on stage. She immediately whips her head out of the curtain and screams "SKIPPING" several times until someone finally hears her. Mind you I am still fully exposed at this point while the curtain is open. So imagine the awkwardness. Anyways, she goes back to what she's doing until she finally pulls out a cover and hops on. She was very responsive and her body is very nice and tight. I lasted maybe one or two songs, then finished. I paid her $200.00 (which was negotiated before going back) and asked her more about the outcall situation. She said she feels comfortable seeing me out of the club and gave me her number.

Overall, this was one of my least favorite visits to BTs. I hope the venue will reclaim some of its "gusto" as time goes on and they get more dancers. At least ones who are smaller for people like me.

This weekend I may visit H8 or some other club. None of which I have been to before.

Stay safe.

SA.

Nice review, thanks. It is a tribute to the metro detroit clubs that this experience (BBBJ, cfs, with a tight body) is categorized as a "least favorite" visit, imagine most of the other SC's in the country where this would be an absolute jackpot and most ending is disaster (air dances, blue balls). Ha ha ha.