Streetwalker Reports

**VikingPride** · 06-23-20 05:25

Took a stroll down Lisbon at 3 am to see what all the hype on the heavy traffic was about since it's been a few years or 10 since I've strolled down there. Holy crack head moly it was a hooker zoo out there. No cages, just street corners that they all just sit and stare at you from. Within the short few blocks I seen at least 8-10 BSW and 2 WSW. One of the WSW was a very non attractive older butch cut lesbo gym teacher looking kinda gal but since she was the only one moving I'm not entirely sure she was a walker. The other WSW I spotted near the gas station. She looked good from a distance with her real tight black booty shorts and tank top kinda tall, brown hair and not too skinny at all but as soon as I rolled up on her I quickly changed my mind. Crack head face equipped with missing teeth was a bit of a turn off. Body didn't seem too bad. Nice thicker ass with what seemed like a possible hand full of titties. Saggy? Who knows. Probably. I don't know, I've had worse, I may go back and give it a shot as I'm in need of a couple more real good cheap cum dumpsters. Any body happen to partake in this said Northside WSW?

**Coochie Eater** · 06-20-20 15:10

Originally Posted by Slapshot [View Original Post]

What years were the North Loop "good ol days" anyway? Well, Lisbon has a lot of action at different times though it's mostly just a 2 or 3 block stretch, Thursday night around midnight I seen around 10 or so however a few were TV's. Something was going on at that gas station, the lights were off and LE vehicles was visible there, then all the action seemed to fade away. Seen a real hot spinner in tight shorts with dark hair on the south side of Lisbon east of the gas station away from all the other BSW's a few blocks from there. Couldn't tell if she was White or Hispanic but looked amazing, she waved me down but I couldn't pull the trigger, seen her 3 different times then the last time she was walling away with her handler.

South loop is really slow for the most part, nothing on National lately, Lincoln is a lost cause now don't even bother. Is there anything on North Avenue these days? Cruised it a few times, no action anywhere that I could see.

I started cruising WHOeveRs in the 80's. Son of a *****! There was more chocolate pussy than you could shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time. I was in my 30's then, and I could get off three times in rapid succession. Drop one off, then pick another one up just because she looked appealing. By the time I did the third one, the poor girl got lock jaw from working it. Hell, you could drive down a side street, and girls would flag you down. How the hell I never caught a dose, got the crabs, got knifed, beat up or arrested is beyond me. I was either brave or foolish, but I sure as fuck was lucky.

I remember the first time I walked into a house where everyone was smoking crack. The all looked up at this pasty faced white boy and shrugged. The girl insisted on smoking crack and exhaling it on my cock. My cock never got off on it, but I did manage to shoot some lumpy baby batter into her mouth to help her high. My first pregnant girl I picked up on North between 28th and 33rd. She was sitting on a stoop and waved as I drove by. Her perky little titties were bursting with milk. She asked me what it tasted like and I said "Tastes like cream. " "Ice cream?" she asked. "No, just cream. " "Like cream cheese?" "NO! LIKE CREAM, JUST CREAM. " "Sour Cream?

Shit the bed. This girl didn't know that all that shit was made from cream. I had to explain to her where cream comes from and why it's different than milk. So I fucked her again.

My buddy and I cruised and picked up a rather homely hooker with very buck teeth. Perfect for cock sucking. I don't know why, but I got out of the car and stood next to the driver's door while she knelt and sucked me. My buddy was watching from the driver's seat. I thought with him watching I'd never blow. Then all at once BAM! I shot a load into this girl's face like a fucking fire hose. I thought he'd die laughing, it caught her so off guard.

Man, I've eaten so much stray pussy, I just can't believe my tongue hasn't rotted off with some incurable disease, but I'm going on 40 years of dangerous living. I'm thinking of the light skinned hooker with a clit like a little ball on the end of a stalk. Fuck me, I'd eat her until she was crying, pulling my hair, begging me to stop. She actually passed out one time.

Goddammit, that pregnant "wh" who didn't know what cream was would be a gramma by now, easily 53 or 54 years old. The bun in her oven would be 35 at least and has prolly been turning tricks too.

Well, enough of the "good ol' days. " There's pussy that needs to be fucked, dicks need to be sucked, crack must be smoked, and the kid's birthday is coming up, so mothers got to get some money for presents and the party. Oh yeah, and rent. Got to pay the rent.

Coochie (too many hookers to keep track of) Eater.

God Bless You All.

**ScooterAllCity** · 06-20-20 14:05

Originally Posted by Slapshot [View Original Post]

What years were the North Loop "good ol days" anyway?

Early 70's to late 80's was the time I remember. Then the crackheads started to take over.

**wisn** · 06-20-20 09:25

Found some time and cruised the south loop. All 3 streets had girls out. Tall skunny one on gf wearing a black mini skirt walked towards me while I was a stop sign. Her skirt was hiked up and I could see her bald kitty. Too bad I had another one down the street in my sights.

This one dish water blonde nice body and personality. 20 for covered.

**Slapshot** · 06-20-20 03:43

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

Okay, so I've written this before. Definitely falls in the "Those were the good ol' days, so shut the fuck up already" category. I would cruise Lisbon from 35th to 27th. Always a fucking smorgasbord of black pussy there. Up 27th (often a straggler by the church), then right on North. Lots to choose from on North to MLK, although more dispersed. North on MLK, always good hunting by the park and the liquor store, to Atkinson. Then south on Teutonia (as in "Those hot-pants look awfully Teutonia! West on North to 35th (allowed me to hit North from 27th to 35, always good picking by that one bar) and down to Lisbon. PUSSY EVERY FUCKING WHERE!

Now today, 35th to 27th on Lisbon. Nothin' there? Go home and jerk off. I guess Lisbon still hops when Social Security checks hit, but FUCK, it's a goddam desert compared to "the good ol' days. ".

Coochie (So shut the fuck up already) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. I mean, all these girls can't be on STG or CityXGuide, can they? Crack has to be smoked, heroin has to be shot, liquor has to be bought, kids' birthdays still happen, rents still due, right? Must be all the fucking government programs. Oh well.

What years were the North Loop "good ol days" anyway? Well, Lisbon has a lot of action at different times though it's mostly just a 2 or 3 block stretch, Thursday night around midnight I seen around 10 or so however a few were TV's. Something was going on at that gas station, the lights were off and LE vehicles was visible there, then all the action seemed to fade away. Seen a real hot spinner in tight shorts with dark hair on the south side of Lisbon east of the gas station away from all the other BSW's a few blocks from there. Couldn't tell if she was White or Hispanic but looked amazing, she waved me down but I couldn't pull the trigger, seen her 3 different times then the last time she was walling away with her handler.

South loop is really slow for the most part, nothing on National lately, Lincoln is a lost cause now don't even bother. Is there anything on North Avenue these days? Cruised it a few times, no action anywhere that I could see.

**WhiteZorro** · 06-19-20 09:24

I too remember and have partaken in the abundance of cheap pussy on Lisbon. I'm now 73 and don't partake anymore but still have the desire. For myself I've had more fun in the 'hunt' vs the sex. I guess I've become more compassionate for these down and out girls. I now enjoy snatching the girl, trying to get a truthful conversation followed by buying her lunch and donating $20. Many of them have kissed me on the cheek with tears when I left them off. Guess I'm just getting old.

**Filling79** · 06-19-20 07:39

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

Okay, so I've written this before. Definitely falls in the "Those were the good ol' days, so shut the fuck up already" category. I would cruise Lisbon from 35th to 27th. Always a fucking smorgasbord of black pussy there. Up 27th (often a straggler by the church), then right on North. Lots to choose from on North to MLK, although more dispersed. North on MLK, always good hunting by the park and the liquor store, to Atkinson. Then south on Teutonia (as in "Those hot-pants look awfully Teutonia! West on North to 35th (allowed me to hit North from 27th to 35, always good picking by that one bar) and down to Lisbon. PUSSY EVERY FUCKING WHERE!

Now today, 35th to 27th on Lisbon. Nothin' there? Go home and jerk off. I guess Lisbon still hops when Social Security checks hit, but FUCK, it's a goddam desert compared to "the good ol' days. ".

Coochie (So shut the fuck up already) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. I mean, all these girls can't be on STG or CityXGuide, can they? Crack has to be smoked, heroin has to be shot, liquor has to be bought, kids' birthdays still happen, rents still due, right? Must be all the fucking government programs. Oh well.

Wow, thank you for this! I checked out Lisbon Wednesday afternoon and was blown away by all the traffic, so I'm excited to see what's out on the rest of this cruise. It was probably one or two in the afternoon, and I couldn't keep track of all the girls that were out, even a WSW working it hard as she strolled. Unfortunately I had no cash, but maybe that's a good thing. Looking forward to returning, and checking out this expanded cruise.

**Coochie Eater** · 06-18-20 18:37

Originally Posted by Filling79 [View Original Post]

Does anyone go north anymore? I never have, but I've been curious lately. Any hotspots to recommend? Pm is ok.

Okay, so I've written this before. Definitely falls in the "Those were the good ol' days, so shut the fuck up already" category. I would cruise Lisbon from 35th to 27th. Always a fucking smorgasbord of black pussy there. Up 27th (often a straggler by the church), then right on North. Lots to choose from on North to MLK, although more dispersed. North on MLK, always good hunting by the park and the liquor store, to Atkinson. Then south on Teutonia (as in "Those hot-pants look awfully Teutonia! West on North to 35th (allowed me to hit North from 27th to 35, always good picking by that one bar) and down to Lisbon. PUSSY EVERY FUCKING WHERE!

Now today, 35th to 27th on Lisbon. Nothin' there? Go home and jerk off. I guess Lisbon still hops when Social Security checks hit, but FUCK, it's a goddam desert compared to "the good ol' days. ".

Coochie (So shut the fuck up already) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. I mean, all these girls can't be on STG or CityXGuide, can they? Crack has to be smoked, heroin has to be shot, liquor has to be bought, kids' birthdays still happen, rents still due, right? Must be all the fucking government programs. Oh well.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 06-16-20 20:38

Originally Posted by Hotorcold [View Original Post]

Took a ride down National today around 630 saw a nice blonde around 21 just missed came back around 8 she was walking west around 24 swing around for a better look if I didn't have the dog with me I would have tried her. Going back later today without the dog.

She might like the dog, in more ways than one! You never know.

**Slapshot** · 06-16-20 18:37

Originally Posted by Filling79 [View Original Post]

Does anyone go north anymore? I never have, but I've been curious lately. Any hotspots to recommend? Pm is ok.

Yeah, I've hit Lisbon a few times, I'd say about 8 days ago, was a Monday night, maybe around midnight and the south loop was dead, which is the norm now. So I took a drive to Lisbon, within a 15 minute span I seen 12-15 most of whom were BSW but I seen a rather hot WSW in a White dress with curly hair, she did give me a smile but was gone by the second pass. Most of the action seems to be across and around that gas station on Lisbon which is a meeting place for the locals. There's almost always 10-20 cars parked there every time I go by with dudes standing around talking, looks like a rough spot for sure. A few days later I took another stroll but didn't see much action there but it was much cooler out.

**Filling79** · 06-16-20 14:47

Does anyone go north anymore? I never have, but I've been curious lately. Any hotspots to recommend? Pm is ok.

**Bluestar** · 06-15-20 00:53

Took a cruise down G tonight from 10:00 -10:45 PM. 5 WSW's and 1 BSW between 14th and 7th. All looked doable and coherent. I tried to snag a cute little blonde biscuit on 7th and G, but by the time I got to the corner she jumped in with some other guy in a red chevy. Lots of mongers out tonight circling for the Girls, no LEO that I saw.

Stay sharp.

**Hotorcold** · 06-14-20 10:57

Took a ride down National today around 630 saw a nice blonde around 21 just missed came back around 8 she was walking west around 24 swing around for a better look if I didn't have the dog with me I would have tried her. Going back later today without the dog.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 06-13-20 12:26

Originally Posted by KTown262 [View Original Post]

I was going home today and saw a HSW or ISW right by popeyes on national. She had on a tube top on with short ass shorts, shoulder length black hair and nice skin. Short and thick but not sloppy. I ended up turning around going east past chicken place and parked around 19th or 20th street. I wanted to see her up close so I got out of my car and started to walk towards National. The bad part is there were crackheads all over on the side street and workers / construction people. I ended up passing her and said hi but she was so focused on the car on the side street she did not pay me any attention. She was not as hot up close but still better than most IMO. However, when we crossed paths, she was smoking a cig. And that is a major turn off for me. If there was not so much attention and people around I would of asked her to come to my car as it was parked down the street. Curious if anyone saw her today? This was at 6:30 pm today roughly.

I personally would never put 2 + 2 together for a time but if I saw her I would let you know. Hopefully in the future I will. Thank you for the heads up. They are definitely focused on the scoop for sure.

**KTown262** · 06-12-20 01:34

I was going home today and saw a HSW or ISW right by popeyes on national. She had on a tube top on with short ass shorts, shoulder length black hair and nice skin. Short and thick but not sloppy. I ended up turning around going east past chicken place and parked around 19th or 20th street. I wanted to see her up close so I got out of my car and started to walk towards National. The bad part is there were crackheads all over on the side street and workers / construction people. I ended up passing her and said hi but she was so focused on the car on the side street she did not pay me any attention. She was not as hot up close but still better than most IMO. However, when we crossed paths, she was smoking a cig. And that is a major turn off for me. If there was not so much attention and people around I would of asked her to come to my car as it was parked down the street. Curious if anyone saw her today? This was at 6:30 pm today roughly.