Massage Parlor Reports

**IslandLover1** · 06-14-20 10:14

Originally Posted by VeryScary [View Original Post]

Thailand is an amazing place to bang attractive women for reasonable prices. Every guy in the hobby should go at least once. You really do have to search hard to find a girl with some ass.

If you're a BBFS kind of guy it's heaven.

Pattaya, Bangkok, Phuket and Phi Phi are good but Vietnam has blow job bars for $13 and they are fantastic.

**BigLuber** · 06-14-20 06:57

Originally Posted by VeryScary [View Original Post]

Thailand is an amazing place to bang attractive women for reasonable prices. Every guy in the hobby should go at least once. You really do have to search hard to find a girl with some ass.

If you're a BBFS kind of guy it's heaven.

It wasn't difficult to find a nice butt in Thailand. Was there in 1982, The USS Schenectady was there, Pattaya beach, Sattahip Naval Base for 10 days, and when I got Liberty Call, I took a cab out to Beach Road for some amazing encounters.

Funny to me is that I look at videos of Pattaya Beach Road now and everything looks pretty much the same, only now everyone has a cell phone.

**Very Scary** · 06-13-20 23:21

Originally Posted by JoePimp [View Original Post]

I went to honeys massage in Pattaya Thailand. There I picked a busty thai (none have ass) out of the fishbowl. Thats the scene from tush hour 2 when chris rock goes to China and goes the the hoe buffett. Anyway, I picked out my girl she takes me to a nice big room we get naked. She starts to run water in a jacuzzi to fill it. She goes away and comes back with soaps, lubes and condoms. She washes my junk and gives me a BBBJ in the jacuzzi. Then we make our way to an air mattress where she slides her naked soapy and lubbed body all over me. Her big breasts felt great and I was fingering her and groping all I wanted. Then we moved to a real bed and I pounded her vagina and ass. Awesome experience. Probably cost me $65 total.

Thailand is an amazing place to bang attractive women for reasonable prices. Every guy in the hobby should go at least once. You really do have to search hard to find a girl with some ass.

If you're a BBFS kind of guy it's heaven.

**BigLuber** · 06-13-20 14:11

Originally Posted by Bato5613 [View Original Post]

BigLuber, Any info of this AMP location?

Well, it's more about the girls there at the time, currently this AMP has a sub-standard group there.

But any AMP that has an FS reputation is rated on the girl or girls you encounter at the time. There girls rotate around and one needs to check in once a month and get the personal cell #s of the hotties when you find them so you can find them if they move to another county or just down the road a bit. Then your encounters with her after that will be FS all the way.

Otherwise you'll have an A+ experience at an AMP one week, then go back later only to be told that Cici, Nana, Kiki, Yoyo, Nancy, Meme, Lulu, or what ever one of the popular AMP lady names are, has left there.

**Joe Pimp** · 06-13-20 09:01

I went to honeys massage in Pattaya Thailand. There I picked a busty thai (none have ass) out of the fishbowl. Thats the scene from tush hour 2 when chris rock goes to China and goes the the hoe buffett. Anyway, I picked out my girl she takes me to a nice big room we get naked. She starts to run water in a jacuzzi to fill it. She goes away and comes back with soaps, lubes and condoms. She washes my junk and gives me a BBBJ in the jacuzzi. Then we make our way to an air mattress where she slides her naked soapy and lubbed body all over me. Her big breasts felt great and I was fingering her and groping all I wanted. Then we moved to a real bed and I pounded her vagina and ass. Awesome experience. Probably cost me $65 total.

Originally Posted by HialeahSlime [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever tried it before? I'm bored of escorts in just walking into a room and smashing feeling rushed and like a job for them, looking for something more fun. I once paid for this in North Miami but the girl had no tits and the massage bed thing was held together by tape, ghetto as hell. Anyone got a story?

**Bato5613** · 06-13-20 05:56

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

Nuru massage? Sure, basically it's suppose be a girl gets naked, lubes up with oil and expertly glides her nuse, slipery body (hopefully clean shaved) all over you leading up to sex. But, that rarely happens these days around South Florida.

I've been to Pattaya beach, Thailand and have experienced Soapy Nuru, that's a young, naked Thai woman lubed up with soap suds doing it right. And this usually happens in the table shower room.

Almost all the Asian massage Parlors in Dade and Broward are Chinese, some Korean, but mostly Chinese.

And the Chinese are not into Nuru like the Thai women are, forget what you see in pornos.

Here's what I like to do. I don't lay face down on the massage table waiting for her to make her entrance after I've stripped naked. Nope, I'm sitting up, leaning back, with a full on viagra induced boner when she comes back into the room to start the session.

First I'll try for some BBBJ action, but with the virus and mask crap, that'd been a challenge lately. So I'll propose some Rub-A-Dub. That's where I grab some lude and slick up my boner, then pull her close and run my dick between her thighs, up against her pussy.

I like it, gets me super hard this simulated sex, and she likes it too. This is a sort of Nuru technique I suppose, and it's the best alternative to trying convincing a Chinese lady to perform like a Thai babe.

Check out this video where I do rub-a-dub with my favorite Massage Lady then bang her sill and finish with a nice walk-on-back massage.

https://jumpshare.com/v/HZjEZhvGorUef6d2vLFQ

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UYk...ew?usp=sharing

BigLuber, Any info of this AMP location?

**Bato5613** · 06-13-20 05:33

Originally Posted by KingChrome [View Original Post]

Ives Dairy, second floor of a complex, think lots of people are familiar with it considering that I was woken up from my dream twice. Cute girl, name was Cici or Xixi and went straight to business but seems like menu is limited.

Face mask seems optional LOL but she'll wear one.

Any more info? How many roses for 1/2 hr and 1 hr? Any FS?

**KingChrome** · 06-12-20 18:00

Ives Dairy, second floor of a complex, think lots of people are familiar with it considering that I was woken up from my dream twice. Cute girl, name was Cici or Xixi and went straight to business but seems like menu is limited.

Face mask seems optional LOL but she'll wear one.

**BigLuber** · 06-09-20 20:42

Originally Posted by Dave9090 [View Original Post]

So do we need to bring masks and wear them.

Yup, bring a nice white surgical mask just in case, some girls will want you to wear a mask, and some will wear a mask but you won't need to.

Just like good and bad service, it depends on the girl. When you find a girl that is easy going, then repeat.

**Dave9090** · 06-09-20 18:38

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

Nuru massage? Sure, basically it's suppose be a girl gets naked, lubes up with oil and expertly glides her nuse, slipery body (hopefully clean shaved) all over you leading up to sex. But, that rarely happens these days around South Florida.

I've been to Pattaya beach, Thailand and have experienced Soapy Nuru, that's a young, naked Thai woman lubed up with soap suds doing it right. And this usually happens in the table shower room.

Almost all the Asian massage Parlors in Dade and Broward are Chinese, some Korean, but mostly Chinese.

And the Chinese are not into Nuru like the Thai women are, forget what you see in pornos.

Here's what I like to do. I don't lay face down on the massage table waiting for her to make her entrance after I've stripped naked. Nope, I'm sitting up, leaning back, with a full on viagra induced boner when she comes back into the room to start the session.

First I'll try for some BBBJ action, but with the virus and mask crap, that'd been a challenge lately. So I'll propose some Rub-A-Dub. That's where I grab some lude and slick up my boner, then pull her close and run my dick between her thighs, up against her pussy.

I like it, gets me super hard this simulated sex, and she likes it too. This is a sort of Nuru technique I suppose, and it's the best alternative to trying convincing a Chinese lady to perform like a Thai babe.

Check out this video where I do rub-a-dub with my favorite Massage Lady then bang her sill and finish with a nice walk-on-back massage.

https://jumpshare.com/v/HZjEZhvGorUef6d2vLFQ

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UYk...ew?usp=sharing

So do we need to bring masks and wear them.

**KingChrome** · 06-09-20 07:04

Thinking of getting back into AMP's, anyone have recommendations around the Ives Dairy area or NMB?

**BigLuber** · 06-08-20 21:59

Originally Posted by HialeahSlime [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever tried it before? I'm bored of escorts in just walking into a room and smashing feeling rushed and like a job for them, looking for something more fun. I once paid for this in North Miami but the girl had no tits and the massage bed thing was held together by tape, ghetto as hell. Anyone got a story?

Nuru massage? Sure, basically it's suppose be a girl gets naked, lubes up with oil and expertly glides her nuse, slipery body (hopefully clean shaved) all over you leading up to sex. But, that rarely happens these days around South Florida.

I've been to Pattaya beach, Thailand and have experienced Soapy Nuru, that's a young, naked Thai woman lubed up with soap suds doing it right. And this usually happens in the table shower room.

Almost all the Asian massage Parlors in Dade and Broward are Chinese, some Korean, but mostly Chinese.

And the Chinese are not into Nuru like the Thai women are, forget what you see in pornos.

Here's what I like to do. I don't lay face down on the massage table waiting for her to make her entrance after I've stripped naked. Nope, I'm sitting up, leaning back, with a full on viagra induced boner when she comes back into the room to start the session.

First I'll try for some BBBJ action, but with the virus and mask crap, that'd been a challenge lately. So I'll propose some Rub-A-Dub. That's where I grab some lude and slick up my boner, then pull her close and run my dick between her thighs, up against her pussy.

I like it, gets me super hard this simulated sex, and she likes it too. This is a sort of Nuru technique I suppose, and it's the best alternative to trying convincing a Chinese lady to perform like a Thai babe.

Check out this video where I do rub-a-dub with my favorite Massage Lady then bang her sill and finish with a nice walk-on-back massage.

https://jumpshare.com/v/HZjEZhvGorUef6d2vLFQ

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UYk...ew?usp=sharing

**HialeahSlime** · 06-08-20 13:45

Has anyone ever tried it before? I'm bored of escorts in just walking into a room and smashing feeling rushed and like a job for them, looking for something more fun. I once paid for this in North Miami but the girl had no tits and the massage bed thing was held together by tape, ghetto as hell. Anyone got a story?

**GunIt305** · 06-08-20 11:59

Originally Posted by LoggerHead [View Original Post]

Do you know of any busty (fake or real) Asian providers?

This was back in Nov. But I used to go to this one in doral 7800 NW 25th St in the shopping next to the bank. In the 4 times I went it was a different girl but the 1st had a c cup bolt on and the 2nd OMG great set of real d. But she told me herself she jump from place to place. I went back 2 more times and got 2 other girl that were hot but small tits. Each time offered FS. It was good but pricey.

**Logger Head** · 06-07-20 23:36

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

Actually, now that I remember, there were two wile little Asian girls at Asian Holistic, aka Anny Lee on Ives and tenth. Both had serious bolt-ons. The last time I was there, I believe in January.

Take plenty of cash as these girls were wanting to hustle up 200 . I walked.

Thanks man! Will check out.