Streetwalker Reports

**StanleyStankas** · 06-11-20 20:42

Originally Posted by Bb2212 [View Original Post]

Where is 5th.

5th street so north of roosevelt road in the area of kedzie ish (3200 w), however the pros that cruise down there will chime in on the west part of where the area is, however 5th means 500 south.

**Bb2212** · 06-11-20 19:13

Originally Posted by HellCat2018 [View Original Post]

Went out last Friday to take a spin and ran into Kayla. Something about her was cute as hell and I gave her a try. Worst BJ of my life, just sort of put her mouth on it and that was it. Complained and whined about everything. I couldn't touch her, she would pop up look around and just sit there. Finally just rubbed it out myself, set me back 10 and I feel like I got ripped off. Just avoid this one fellas.

Where is 5th.

**ChrisPoontang** · 06-11-20 16:42

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.

Vans are the best.

If the van is rocking then don't come knockin.

**HellCat2018** · 06-11-20 12:00

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.

In the 2000's I had a 96 Town and Country soccer mom van. Got it dirt cheap from a shop on Roosevelt and Ridgeland. I blacked out the windows, put a couple of baby on board stickers and was never bothered in it. Could park anywhere I wanted and not look suspicious. My favorite spots were mechanic shops, park there and no one would even look at me. Had some great times in that van before it got totaled.

**HellCat2018** · 06-11-20 11:52

Went out last Friday to take a spin and ran into Kayla. Something about her was cute as hell and I gave her a try. Worst BJ of my life, just sort of put her mouth on it and that was it. Complained and whined about everything. I couldn't touch her, she would pop up look around and just sit there. Finally just rubbed it out myself, set me back 10 and I feel like I got ripped off. Just avoid this one fellas.

**Ump1969** · 06-10-20 19:45

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

And then all he needs is a bumper sticker on the back "if this vans rockin' don't bother knockin'. I got a junky little 4 banger pickup and love it. There is tint in the rear bed window and the cab windows so I think I am ok, however still it's a night thing. Not enough room in the cab with the jumper seats and all the crap I have but the front two buckets go all the way down when I remove the crap on the passengers side in the back. Van would be perfect for this though. In these days who knows I might wind up living in it! Already bought a cot for the bed of my pickup! *when you mention panal van as well, mr. stark. i actually looked into one of those mail trucks we see out here. the mailman told me they run the wheels off of those with minimal service. i think grunman and with ford engines. now those are kinda cool. you could have a little house back there and no one would be the wiser what kind of business you were doing back there.

Now all we need is television commercials with screaming salespeople letting us know about deep deep discounts on the latest monger vehicles.

**StanleyStankas** · 06-10-20 15:38

Originally Posted by GeorgeStark [View Original Post]

I was thinking a cargo van or panel van would be perfect. - a panel van with no unnecessary windows. Have a thick curtain behind the seats and over the rear window (removeable for driving, of course) - you can have a great setup back there to spread out and do stuff at your leisure.

Not worth the effort in Chicago, though. Not at all.

And then all he needs is a bumper sticker on the back "if this vans rockin' don't bother knockin'. I got a junky little 4 banger pickup and love it. There is tint in the rear bed window and the cab windows so I think I am ok, however still it's a night thing. Not enough room in the cab with the jumper seats and all the crap I have but the front two buckets go all the way down when I remove the crap on the passengers side in the back. Van would be perfect for this though. In these days who knows I might wind up living in it! Already bought a cot for the bed of my pickup! *when you mention panal van as well, mr. stark. i actually looked into one of those mail trucks we see out here. the mailman told me they run the wheels off of those with minimal service. i think grunman and with ford engines. now those are kinda cool. you could have a little house back there and no one would be the wiser what kind of business you were doing back there.

**George Stark** · 06-09-20 19:09

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.

I was thinking a cargo van or panel van would be perfect. - a panel van with no unnecessary windows. Have a thick curtain behind the seats and over the rear window (removeable for driving, of course) - you can have a great setup back there to spread out and do stuff at your leisure.

Not worth the effort in Chicago, though. Not at all.

**ChiTownGuy76** · 06-09-20 10:44

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.

I tend to visit the Florida pages often since I go down to Orlando and Pompano at least once a year. I do have to admit those places are hopping with very good talent! I met one in Pompano last summer named Kandy, really pretty, beautiful white teeth. Etc. I was like wow, don't think I've ever met one like that in chitown!

May have to relocate soon! LOL.

As for vehicles, an old 4 dr suv might be roomier!

Cheers.

**Ump1969** · 06-09-20 01:28

I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.

**Ump1969** · 06-09-20 00:35

Originally Posted by HobbyLover [View Original Post]

I've seen folks reference the Lawrence stroll. Where is that? I've driven Lawrence many times and never seen street action. Now I've never specifically looked there like I do when I do the Pulasko, Cicero, 5th area. But whenever I drive alone I make a habit of always looking even if not in the market. Just wondering where in Lawrence is there action?

I have never personally seen any girls on Lawrence. I have seen mongers reference girls by Kedzie. But I would careful whom I try to pick up. There are lots of girls out because of a subway station. Don't get nailed for stalking.

**StanleyStankas** · 06-08-20 11:13

Originally Posted by HobbyLover [View Original Post]

I've seen folks reference the Lawrence stroll. Where is that? I've driven Lawrence many times and never seen street action. Now I've never specifically looked there like I do when I do the Pulasko, Cicero, 5th area. But whenever I drive alone I make a habit of always looking even if not in the market. Just wondering where in Lawrence is there action?

Late night into early morning in the area of the strip joint and back east to say kedzie ish and a bit beyond. Also there are warnings on here for what I used to call when I drove a city cab nights down there "the he / she's" or tie backs so be careful for any unannounced surprises! Also read or search through this thread and the seniors have made mention of specific areas.

**StanleyStankas** · 06-08-20 11:09

Originally Posted by Mannheim [View Original Post]

Should be bananas out there tonight. Nice evening, no curfew, lotta habits to feed. Including getting your knob polished. Good luck tonight boys.

The city proper like the plague so until I turned on the tv late last night I did not even know that they had a curfew. So yea, looks like a trip to the atm and then head down. I have a little biz to do down there, however since all the craziness I am sure that this particular legal biz is way closed. I am thinking I won't hear from them for at least a couple more days. If all else fails I will stroll in the grand and pul area and also up north on cicero.

**Hobby Lover** · 06-08-20 10:11

I've seen folks reference the Lawrence stroll. Where is that? I've driven Lawrence many times and never seen street action. Now I've never specifically looked there like I do when I do the Pulasko, Cicero, 5th area. But whenever I drive alone I make a habit of always looking even if not in the market. Just wondering where in Lawrence is there action?