Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageAwesome]

I'm no expert, tons of guys on here that know the massage game the way I know the SW game. But some simple advice on money. Someone taught me years ago keep it at 10's, what she meant (yes she) was that if you are picking up a SW or getting a massage never bring a bill larger than a 10. So if you walk in the door with 200, then you've got 20 10 dollar bills. I know that also takes planning since most atm's only spit out 20's. But if your seeing someone who isn't your regular you'll never get cheated badly. I've also only "started" with 30 minutes so usually only 40 up front. This way the girl has to work for the other half hour. If you wanting extras she'll have to agree to get the second thirty minutes. Like a previous post said somebody is going to be in charge, if it's you then the money will get you what you want or it will get you back out the door with minimal damage, but if the girl is in control she milk you for every dollar and you'll get nothing for it. Some girls aren't willing to do anything but a basic massage, to me that's a basic 40 dollar massage, if it's descent a 10 dollar tip, but that's it. Which is why I recommend 10 dollar intervals. This way when negotiating or tipping you can get the price where you want it but not so much that your dealing with singles and 5's LOL. When you think that you want to walk out do it, they know as well as you there are other massage shops down the road, they will likely negotiate greatly when you threaten to walk.

When I go in a massage parlor I have the house fee in 20's. The rest are in 10's, 5's, and yes, even 1's. Every place I've been in the past year has asked me to pay the house fee upfront. So one pocket will have the fee and the other will have 50 dollars in 1's, 5's, and 10's (I bring 50 in case I get that once in a lifetime out of this world experience). Once my massage is over I get my tip out and give it to her as I walk out. I've tipped below standards due to being shorted on time. And of course the "tease no please" DIY results in, soup guy from Seinfeld voice: no tip for you.

[SkyWookie]

I'm no expert, tons of guys on here that know the massage game the way I know the SW game. But some simple advice on money. Someone taught me years ago keep it at 10's, what she meant (yes she) was that if you are picking up a SW or getting a massage never bring a bill larger than a 10. So if you walk in the door with 200, then you've got 20 10 dollar bills. I know that also takes planning since most atm's only spit out 20's. But if your seeing someone who isn't your regular you'll never get cheated badly. I've also only "started" with 30 minutes so usually only 40 up front. This way the girl has to work for the other half hour. If you wanting extras she'll have to agree to get the second thirty minutes. Like a previous post said somebody is going to be in charge, if it's you then the money will get you what you want or it will get you back out the door with minimal damage, but if the girl is in control she milk you for every dollar and you'll get nothing for it. Some girls aren't willing to do anything but a basic massage, to me that's a basic 40 dollar massage, if it's descent a 10 dollar tip, but that's it. Which is why I recommend 10 dollar intervals. This way when negotiating or tipping you can get the price where you want it but not so much that your dealing with singles and 5's LOL. When you think that you want to walk out do it, they know as well as you there are other massage shops down the road, they will likely negotiate greatly when you threaten to walk.

[Chisler]

Was he driving a blue Honda minivan? He was scamming up in the triangle area last year.

These low life's are on the same level as a looter imo.

[Worf359]

Went to see my ATF at Angels today. Was told some monger just used "credit card is in my car" trick and ran away without paying.

I want you to know that you are a shameless scammer.

Was he driving a blue Honda minivan? He was scamming up in the triangle area last year.

[AmpVader]

Went to see my ATF at Angels today. Was told some monger just used "credit card is in my car" trick and ran away without paying.

I want you to know that you are a shameless scammer.

Yep, they out there. They also pay by credit card and then cancel the transaction or try and pay with fake $100 bills.

Or cash in the car, need to go to ATM. They have seen it all.

If you cannot afford the hobby, find something else. If you unhappy with the service make it known, don't tip etc.

[SyD1971]

Went to see my ATF at Angels today. Was told some monger just used "credit card is in my car" trick and ran away without paying.

I want you to know that you are a shameless scammer.

[AmpVader]

Let's see if everyone can adopt this mentality. They charge us by the minute, we pay by the minute. With smart phone and smart watches, everyone can set their own time, don't rely on the clocks as I have seen the front one 10 minutes behind the one in the room. I made sure to let that provider know that I knew the correct time.

Reminds me of my one and only visit to Lotus in Duluth last year. Drew the infamous Sofia who I was not into that day. She did her teasing thing that I wasn't falling for. She ended exactly at 50 minutes and I called her on it at the desk. She tried to play dumb. I gave her $50 and no tip and told her that if she admitted to making a mistake or something like that, then I would leave a tip, she didn't, so I didn't. The thing is that she didn't complain or yell or even get angry. She knew what was up and understood that I was calling her on it.

Remember, whoever is wiling to walk away from the table, has the power.

They find ways to cut time all the time.

1) they want to count the time they take you to the room to undress. I do it on 30 seconds. Let's go. But can sometimes wait 5 min or more.

2) get the hot towel. How long can that take, 30 seconds?. Why do they sometime linger. They go chat about you, they grab something to eat quickly. And so forth.

I am a fine when they busy and ask if they can shorten time and usually say will add next time, but don't pretend you gave all the time.

How many times do we get back in the car, full of shame and remorse saying never again just to realize as well that it's been only 40 min.

But 3 days a week later we at it again. Go figure.

[Niteluvr]

What are some good ones for HE?

Read this thread often and thoroughly.

[Funbr202]

Sunny Day, it's actually in the Kroger parking lot behind Ted's Montana Grill, not Longhorn.

So far they have been by appointment only. Call ahead. Worth the trip.

[Ssss2]

Nah, it's just Health Massage in Cumming. It only has one name and one city.

What are some good ones for HE?

[Prospector12]

Went to Healthy Massage in Buford. Met a 30-35 year old wearing a mask. $40 for half hour. 60 for an hour. Gave her $100. She asked if she can give me the change later and I said OK. I don't make this mistake usually but I did. I was getting the half hour session. Asked her if there are other girls and she said they are busy (there was noone else there. I found out later). She was fuckable so I was looking forward to that. Went into the room. Took off clothes and laid face down. She started massaging my back. I asked her for her name and she said "no name". LOL. She spoke decent English. I was f ing with her. I laughed and asked, so your name is no-name? She said yes, no name. WTF. She stayed fully dressed. Anyways, after 10 min, I asked her if she would take her clothes off and she refused. I asked if I can touch her and she said no. She asked, why would I want to touch her. I said, for fun. She said that was not allowed there. It is a legit place. I pushed her a few times to take her clothes off and if I can touch. Every time was a no. Then I asked if I can turn over. She said no to that too. Only the back massage was allowed in 30 min. At this point, I am cursing under my breath. 10 min left, I did turn over and she gave me a lame massage. I said a friend had visited this place before and he got full service. She looks at me with disgust and said it is illegal. After my time was up, got dressed and went to front. The whole place was empty. She gave me back 40 instead of 60. I asked her where is my other twenty. She said that's the tip. Everyone gives tip. Now after this experience, I was not going to give this biatch any tip. Anyways, she kept asking for a tip and won't return my 20.

I've had problems there when asking for providers by name as well as when asking name of girl I get. I too tell them my buddy told me to ask for so and so. They don't buy it.

[Sarcastic King]

Only "younger" provider I know of is Lexi / Lexus who has a unique look with her curly hair. I had standard service and an awesome thai stretch session with her. Any details on what she looked like?

Thanks man. No other details. She had on a mask. Just looked younger but who knows.

[Niteluvr]

Health / Healthy Massage.

12x0 Buford Rd, Buford / Cumming, GA.

Nah, it's just Health Massage in Cumming. It only has one name and one city.

[DelaField]

Curious as to who might be there these days. If you have been there since the reopening, did it seem like they were keeping it clean?

[Brick Job]

Went to Healthy Massage in Buford. Met a 30-35 year old wearing a mask. $40 for half hour. 60 for an hour. Gave her $100. She asked if she can give me the change later and I said OK. I don't make this mistake usually but I did. I was getting the half hour session. Asked her if there are other girls and she said they are busy (there was noone else there. I found out later). She was fuckable so I was looking forward to that. Went into the room. Took off clothes and laid face down. She started massaging my back. I asked her for her name and she said "no name". LOL. She spoke decent English. I was f ing with her. I laughed and asked, so your name is no-name? She said yes, no name. WTF. She stayed fully dressed. Anyways, after 10 min, I asked her if she would take her clothes off and she refused. I asked if I can touch her and she said no. She asked, why would I want to touch her. I said, for fun. She said that was not allowed there. It is a legit place. I pushed her a few times to take her clothes off and if I can touch. Every time was a no. Then I asked if I can turn over. She said no to that too. Only the back massage was allowed in 30 min. At this point, I am cursing under my breath. 10 min left, I did turn over and she gave me a lame massage. I said a friend had visited this place before and he got full service. She looks at me with disgust and said it is illegal. After my time was up, got dressed and went to front. The whole place was empty. She gave me back 40 instead of 60. I asked her where is my other twenty. She said that's the tip. Everyone gives tip. Now after this experience, I was not going to give this biatch any tip. Anyways, she kept asking for a tip and won't return my 20. I finally gave in and said I will give her 10. She goes inside and brings me the balance 10. At that time, I am thinking, why even give her 10. So I ask for my remaining 10 back. She flatly refused. I threatened to call 911 and she prodded me to call them. I dialed and put my phone on speaker. But hung up before they answered. Bluff didn't work. I cursed her out loud for 2-3 min and left.

I thought this was a HE place. Did I f up?

Did you f up? For yourself? Not if you were never planning on going back. For others? Probably, as she will be on high alert with new people.

Just an observation, but it seems some providers right now are more cautious, tired / burnt out, in bad moods, or over this life. Not saying all of them, but damn there are some unhappy people (on both sides) right now. Taking the fun out of the hunt.