Massage Parlor Reports

[AmpVader]

Let's see if everyone can adopt this mentality. They charge us by the minute, we pay by the minute. With smart phone and smart watches, everyone can set their own time, don't rely on the clocks as I have seen the front one 10 minutes behind the one in the room. I made sure to let that provider know that I knew the correct time.

Reminds me of my one and only visit to Lotus in Duluth last year. Drew the infamous Sofia who I was not into that day. She did her teasing thing that I wasn't falling for. She ended exactly at 50 minutes and I called her on it at the desk. She tried to play dumb. I gave her $50 and no tip and told her that if she admitted to making a mistake or something like that, then I would leave a tip, she didn't, so I didn't. The thing is that she didn't complain or yell or even get angry. She knew what was up and understood that I was calling her on it.

Remember, whoever is wiling to walk away from the table, has the power.

They find ways to cut time all the time.

1) they want to count the time they take you to the room to undress. I do it on 30 seconds. Let's go. But can sometimes wait 5 min or more.

2) get the hot towel. How long can that take, 30 seconds?. Why do they sometime linger. They go chat about you, they grab something to eat quickly. And so forth.

I am a fine when they busy and ask if they can shorten time and usually say will add next time, but don't pretend you gave all the time.

How many times do we get back in the car, full of shame and remorse saying never again just to realize as well that it's been only 40 min.

But 3 days a week later we at it again. Go figure.

[Niteluvr]

What are some good ones for HE?

Read this thread often and thoroughly.

[Funbr202]

Sunny Day, it's actually in the Kroger parking lot behind Ted's Montana Grill, not Longhorn.

So far they have been by appointment only. Call ahead. Worth the trip.

[Ssss2]

Nah, it's just Health Massage in Cumming. It only has one name and one city.

What are some good ones for HE?

[Prospector12]

Went to Healthy Massage in Buford. Met a 30-35 year old wearing a mask. $40 for half hour. 60 for an hour. Gave her $100. She asked if she can give me the change later and I said OK. I don't make this mistake usually but I did. I was getting the half hour session. Asked her if there are other girls and she said they are busy (there was noone else there. I found out later). She was fuckable so I was looking forward to that. Went into the room. Took off clothes and laid face down. She started massaging my back. I asked her for her name and she said "no name". LOL. She spoke decent English. I was f ing with her. I laughed and asked, so your name is no-name? She said yes, no name. WTF. She stayed fully dressed. Anyways, after 10 min, I asked her if she would take her clothes off and she refused. I asked if I can touch her and she said no. She asked, why would I want to touch her. I said, for fun. She said that was not allowed there. It is a legit place. I pushed her a few times to take her clothes off and if I can touch. Every time was a no. Then I asked if I can turn over. She said no to that too. Only the back massage was allowed in 30 min. At this point, I am cursing under my breath. 10 min left, I did turn over and she gave me a lame massage. I said a friend had visited this place before and he got full service. She looks at me with disgust and said it is illegal. After my time was up, got dressed and went to front. The whole place was empty. She gave me back 40 instead of 60. I asked her where is my other twenty. She said that's the tip. Everyone gives tip. Now after this experience, I was not going to give this biatch any tip. Anyways, she kept asking for a tip and won't return my 20.

I've had problems there when asking for providers by name as well as when asking name of girl I get. I too tell them my buddy told me to ask for so and so. They don't buy it.

[Sarcastic King]

Only "younger" provider I know of is Lexi / Lexus who has a unique look with her curly hair. I had standard service and an awesome thai stretch session with her. Any details on what she looked like?

Thanks man. No other details. She had on a mask. Just looked younger but who knows.

[Niteluvr]

Health / Healthy Massage.

12x0 Buford Rd, Buford / Cumming, GA.

Nah, it's just Health Massage in Cumming. It only has one name and one city.

[DelaField]

Curious as to who might be there these days. If you have been there since the reopening, did it seem like they were keeping it clean?

[Brick Job]

Went to Healthy Massage in Buford. Met a 30-35 year old wearing a mask. $40 for half hour. 60 for an hour. Gave her $100. She asked if she can give me the change later and I said OK. I don't make this mistake usually but I did. I was getting the half hour session. Asked her if there are other girls and she said they are busy (there was noone else there. I found out later). She was fuckable so I was looking forward to that. Went into the room. Took off clothes and laid face down. She started massaging my back. I asked her for her name and she said "no name". LOL. She spoke decent English. I was f ing with her. I laughed and asked, so your name is no-name? She said yes, no name. WTF. She stayed fully dressed. Anyways, after 10 min, I asked her if she would take her clothes off and she refused. I asked if I can touch her and she said no. She asked, why would I want to touch her. I said, for fun. She said that was not allowed there. It is a legit place. I pushed her a few times to take her clothes off and if I can touch. Every time was a no. Then I asked if I can turn over. She said no to that too. Only the back massage was allowed in 30 min. At this point, I am cursing under my breath. 10 min left, I did turn over and she gave me a lame massage. I said a friend had visited this place before and he got full service. She looks at me with disgust and said it is illegal. After my time was up, got dressed and went to front. The whole place was empty. She gave me back 40 instead of 60. I asked her where is my other twenty. She said that's the tip. Everyone gives tip. Now after this experience, I was not going to give this biatch any tip. Anyways, she kept asking for a tip and won't return my 20. I finally gave in and said I will give her 10. She goes inside and brings me the balance 10. At that time, I am thinking, why even give her 10. So I ask for my remaining 10 back. She flatly refused. I threatened to call 911 and she prodded me to call them. I dialed and put my phone on speaker. But hung up before they answered. Bluff didn't work. I cursed her out loud for 2-3 min and left.

I thought this was a HE place. Did I f up?

Did you f up? For yourself? Not if you were never planning on going back. For others? Probably, as she will be on high alert with new people.

Just an observation, but it seems some providers right now are more cautious, tired / burnt out, in bad moods, or over this life. Not saying all of them, but damn there are some unhappy people (on both sides) right now. Taking the fun out of the hunt.

[Niteluvr]

Decent technique for $. 4 with no negotiation.

OTC and UTC starting at $1. Didn't bite on that as I got the feeling it would have been a quick look / touch and "you're done". She would not budge on price.

She's insane. I'd tell her I bang hookers for less than $140.

[VMackey02]

Then that likely be me. My dick has a problem with fat, which everyone should as it's ugly, unhealthy and disgusting to the human eye (10 x for the Hubble telescope, even with the corrective fix).

That said, if you like it, I'm happy for you. You'll always get a lot more pussy with your standard. I'll continue to have to forage deeper into the forest for my rental holes.

Always enjoy the keen insight from a fellow sophisticate. Keep up the good fight.

[VMackey02]

I had Mindy couple days ago. She is very friendly and gave a like extra beside HJ at standard fee. I guess you saw her when she was in her bad mood. I definitely come back to see her again.

Gave a "like extra" beside HJ, Minn (d) ie? Totes. Very unique name for a Monger. Has not been same since Annie has not been around. She was damn good with staying on top of the customer service. Leave the Millennials in charge and any like foresight for like repeat customers goes out the window. Always an exception if you spend money of course. $$ for a HJ will pretty much send me down a mile to Sauna One for a shitty massage and a provider who like sticks to the menu prices.

[Ssss2]

Where is Healthy Massage in Buford?

Health / Healthy Massage.

12x0 Buford Rd, Buford / Cumming, GA.

[Ssss2]

Where is Healthy Massage in Buford?

Highway 2x.

[GreaterGator]

So I get a text from MA last week to come see their new girl. Said she is young and pretty. I took the bait and made an appointment to see her.

Yes, she is really cute, young with a nice body and speaks good English. Said she just got here from New York. Started off nicely, decent massage with a little teasing but inched away each time my hand moved towards her. On the flip all was good but asked for a kings ransom for anything more than standard service. She reminded me she was young and beautiful and she could command more than older ladies. Not getting it from me. I have my own $$/ per service guidelines. Maybe some of you other guys can give it a crack. Ended with standard service for standard price.

As I was leaving I mentioned to her that she shorted me 10 minutes so I shorted her 10 bucks. She was not happy.

Will I return? Nope.

What was she quoting for a hand crank?

Decent technique for $. 4 with no negotiation.

OTC and UTC starting at $1. Didn't bite on that as I got the feeling it would have been a quick look / touch and "you're done". She would not budge on price.