Escort Reports

[MarriedTom]

This little gem turned up this morning.

https://providence.skipthegames.com/...m/863815537590

I could have been collecting on intel given out? LOL!

Some ho has her panties in a bunch! Or been exposed as a thief, and Her handler is pissed the jig is up!!

[MikeGeorge]

He was taljing about Danni. She advertised on Backpage here and there under- * * * Sexy & Nerdy BBW Busty College Cutie * * *. She was like 4'11" with huge tits. I saw her back around 2014. Phone was a 201 area code ending in 7979. She loved the weed too. Her place reeked of it.

Had a girl tell me just yesterday she had a guy give her 700 for doing nothing! LOL She is a UTR I was only with twice. Her in call was lets say less than perfect so we could not agree on a price. So she thru that out there at me. LOL I deleted her #.

[Kool Zero]

Fairly sure its either genie or tasha if you look through their post history.

Providers are always the first to throw how much they make at you as a way to put others down.

He was taljing about Danni. She advertised on Backpage here and there under- * * * Sexy & Nerdy BBW Busty College Cutie * * *. She was like 4'11" with huge tits. I saw her back around 2014. Phone was a 201 area code ending in 7979. She loved the weed too. Her place reeked of it.

[Adiabatic]

Clock watcher?

Not even a little. We just chilled and talked after, which honestly with this quarantine was just as therapeutic as the rest of the visit. She demonstrated a bunch of her toys she uses on cam for me and such.

[DandanSmash182]

Anyone been able to see Kasey in Woonsocket lately? I haven't seen her post in a few weeks and doesn't seem to be responding to texts.

[JastempRI]

Has anyone seen Hazel alone or together with her friend Sandy since she's been back? I saw her a long time ago just for the tits. I'm thinking of trying the 2 girl.

[ConGorilla]

This little gem turned up this morning.

https://providence.skipthegames.com/...m/863815537590

[Sj2222]

Do you have a link by chance.

She has one on erotic monkey. I have reached out Several times recently and I have not heard back. I even asked her for the number for her friend with no reply.

[Dayman1]

I saw Brittney last night and she told me she had a ManyVids, as well as profiles on cam sites like Chaturbate and such. She's very much the girl in her ads, and yes she does have an ankle bracelet. It is one to keep her in state or county, not house arrest.

She has one or two reviews on the forum and they are both positive. I agree with them. She's very cute, very nice body, great BJ, nice and tight, and gets into it. She told me her schedule is that on weekdays she sees one or two guys at her home in Seekonk, and on weekends to avoid attention from her neighbors she gets a room at a hotel / motel. She isn't working every day or every weekend, either. She takes a bit of time to respond to messages, so plan ahead for that. DATY, BBBJ are allowed if you are clean enough for her, BBFS is not on the table. Give her a shot, she's probably one of the only real ads on STG these fucking days.

Clock watcher?

[JastempRI]

Yes. I used to see Kris all the time. I saw her and the friend once. I think she is deaf and a bit heavy but the two of them left me motionless in bed.

Do you have a link by chance.

[Sj2222]

Anyone had any experience with Kris and her friend in Swansea the mature BBW.

Thank you.

Yes. I used to see Kris all the time. I saw her and the friend once. I think she is deaf and a bit heavy but the two of them left me motionless in bed.

[Style20]

Saw her 2 weeks ago.

Do you know her donation and maybe if I can recommend you. It seem these girls are limited and I've been wanting to see her.

[Dayman1]

As requested.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/4013478888.

https://escortindex.com/ad/providenc...-3119/1/379590

Yikes.

She is awful.

[JustinTime1021]

Does anyone have contact or old link for this one? The one Lbrad was talking about.

As requested.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/4013478888.

https://escortindex.com/ad/providenc...-3119/1/379590

[ClayMcCoy]

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

AGE:

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Personal traits:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Other features:

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across the state.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

UNWRITTEN clues:

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified differently, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

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Sophisticated: Old and / or snotty attitude.