Escort Reports

**Style20** · 06-01-20 20:22

Originally Posted by ILuvToMunch69 [View Original Post]

Saw her 2 weeks ago.

Do you know her donation and maybe if I can recommend you. It seem these girls are limited and I've been wanting to see her.

**Dayman1** · 06-01-20 19:45

Originally Posted by JustinTime1021 [View Original Post]

As requested.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/4013478888.

https://escortindex.com/ad/providenc...-3119/1/379590

Yikes.

She is awful.

**JustinTime1021** · 06-01-20 15:43

Originally Posted by JastempRI [View Original Post]

Does anyone have contact or old link for this one? The one Lbrad was talking about.

As requested.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/4013478888.

https://escortindex.com/ad/providenc...-3119/1/379590

**ClayMcCoy** · 06-01-20 13:34

Originally Posted by Xerxes2 [View Original Post]

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

AGE:

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Personal traits:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Other features:

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across the state.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

UNWRITTEN clues:

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified differently, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

Copied from another member.

Sophisticated: Old and / or snotty attitude.

**WellPaid1000** · 06-01-20 13:22

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**JastempRI** · 06-01-20 11:40

Originally Posted by Obiqq [View Original Post]

Does she still available I lost her contact info.

Does anyone have contact or old link for this one? The one Lbrad was talking about.

**Xerxes2** · 06-01-20 10:59

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

AGE:

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Personal traits:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Other features:

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across the state.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

UNWRITTEN clues:

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified differently, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

Copied from another member.

**ILuvToMunch69** · 06-01-20 07:33

Originally Posted by Style20 [View Original Post]

When the last time you saw her? Because shit may change with these girls. I try texting her and got no response. I was hoping to see her but so far my luck hasn't been good with her or vanessa phat ass.

Saw her 2 weeks ago.

**WellPaid1000** · 06-01-20 06:48

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**ConGorilla** · 05-31-20 18:56

Fairly sure its either genie or tasha if you look through their post history.

Providers are always the first to throw how much they make at you as a way to put others down.

Originally Posted by MongerBob [View Original Post]

I'm pretty sure that person you're responding to is actually a provider who is trying to scare mongers away from certain sites and other providers.

**JustinTime1021** · 05-31-20 18:17

Originally Posted by JoeParkers [View Original Post]

A couple months ago I went to see her in her apartment, while she looks great for her age but the CBJ was really bad. When I flipped her for a Cfs, I noticed something that look like warts down there. I lost my boner right away. I ended up jerking off on her tits. Again, I am NOT saying she has warts but it certainly looks like it to me. Deal breaker for me.

Originally Posted by RedHair [View Original Post]

First and for most I absolutely do not have warts. I have skin tags that I inherited from my parents. I get checked and tested regularly. Protection is number 1 but you guys want bb well not happening. As far as my attitude it is based on the clients attitude. I'm consistently disrected because you want more but aren't willing to donate. I'm not a girlfriend I'm a companion. You guys or boys write these reviews without any thought about women like us or me for that matter. You covet women who do this forbidden trade and curse us in the same breath. I'm liked by many because they have displayed the respect I deserve. If you had a bad experience mayb it was your attitude. I'm for ever dealing with guys that cheat me want FS hh for 50 or 40 flowers. You ask 4 explicit photos and basically play immature games. I've bn in this industry for along time its the most difficult frustrating and completely draining occupation. I've bn assaulted spit on called nasty names. I'm a provider that is very kind sweet and accommodating. My attitude is based on urs. I'm not perfect I don't have a models body I'm a mature women with imperfections. Ill tell ya alot of men like my body and honestly before you judge my body look in a mirror. I've heard stories of girls that are fake rob men dirty places ect. Most importantly safety is number 1 to me. I'm deeply disgusted by those comments. To the one who wrote that wanted alot more than I was going to give he thru 38 flowers at me then assaulted me wanting it back. Things like that make my attitude sour. I apologize to anyone who was displeased I'm willing to rectify it.

Here are a couple posts, including one from Frankie, back in late 2018 LOL.

**JustinTime1021** · 05-31-20 15:57

Originally Posted by MongerBob [View Original Post]

I'm pretty sure that person you're responding to is actually a provider who is trying to scare mongers away from certain sites and other providers.

Based on the user's forum post history, it may be Genie. Their first post referenced her.

**Joe Parkers** · 05-31-20 15:35

Originally Posted by WillyO [View Original Post]

That is the girl I was referring to. Joe parkers, I think, may have another woman he may be thinking about. This Frankie did not have big tits!

I have actually seen both Frankie and Dannie (huge tits) . Frankie is 40+ while Dannie was late 20's. I have reviewed Frankie here telling how bad the experience was. She's in here too as she ripped me about for the bad review the next day. The confusion was they both had a couch to service men. There are plenty of bad reviews of Frankie in here and everywhere.

**Dave Darlings** · 05-31-20 15:20

Originally Posted by ReadyToLear [View Original Post]

Anyone have info on this one or a name to search in Forum. Has this ad and listed as purplebutterfly on Erotic Monkey where rates seemed a little high but would be worth it to me for a heavily tattooed punk girl if she offers an enthusiastic gfs with dfk and BBFS.

https://warwick.skipthegames.com/fem...r/787604379369

TOFTT. 150 outcall (I'm way down in soco) + 25 for the BBFS. Pics def hide the total sag going on. Not much on conversation and BBBJ was just enough to get it hard enough for mish. Enthusiastic there but she was rushing it. Flipped to doggy and covered up to make it last. She passed on the Greek but another 25 got a bbcip. No repeat here, I'd give it a pass gents.

**Dlo1973** · 05-31-20 14:54

Originally Posted by Style20 [View Original Post]

When the last time you saw her? Because shit may change with these girls. I try texting her and got no response. I was hoping to see her but so far my luck hasn't been good with her or vanessa phat ass.

Took a few days to set something up. But was well worth it.